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#31456 - Is Chad Ochocinco worthy of getting into the Hall of Fame? …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #31530 - teoberry (07/23/2014) [-]
nope. gonna go a cfl game soon to see how he is tho.
User avatar #31460 - damandan (07/22/2014) [-]
nope
User avatar #31464 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/22/2014) [-]
So I guess that HOF jacket can be thrown away.
User avatar #31465 - damandan (07/22/2014) [-]
he wears it when he cries himself to sleep
User avatar #31467 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/22/2014) [-]
I just know a ton of players hated him for doing that.
#295480 - You want more proof? WMBA, no woman has won the stanley cup, … 07/22/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#31435 - Why bother? I can predict the outcome already: Cena wins lol.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
User avatar #31437 - choochoomofo (07/21/2014) [-]
Cena hardly ever appears on Smackdown.
#295189 - Another volleyball game that ended in disaster. The girls on …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #295249 - thedudeistheman (07/21/2014) [-]
Breaking News: All women of FJ are on this guy's volleyball team, because he knows all of them are not competitive or honorable. More at eleven.
#295227 - fishinyourface (07/21/2014) [-]
"proves that anything women can do men can do 100 times better" you love generalizations don't you.
User avatar #295480 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/22/2014) [-]
You want more proof? WMBA, no woman has won the stanley cup, no woman has won the world cup, no woman has won the superbowl. All world records in olympics are from men (unless the event is only for women).

Checkmate.
User avatar #295190 - targaryren (07/21/2014) [-]
Volleyball was always my worst sport in gym
I don't know why, maybe it was because I was short, or the hand eye coordination
User avatar #295191 - thebestpieever (07/21/2014) [-]
No offence, but I imagined you'd be bad at every sport.
User avatar #295194 - targaryren (07/21/2014) [-]
I was ok at some
#31433 - Favorite Eli gif. His season in a nutshell. 07/21/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#54 - Picture 07/21/2014 on The Middle East Friendship... +10
#31414 - Who knows, maybe Bolden is too old. 07/20/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#31411 - In that case I would bench Cobb and put in Bolden. The 49ers …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #31413 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
But I love Dallas. I want them to be my pole bearers at my funeral so they can let me down one more time.
But people forget Dallas had won 5 Super Bowls.
User avatar #31412 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
I'm not against taking someone's advice, thanks for the input man.
User avatar #31414 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
Who knows, maybe Bolden is too old.
#31407 - I don't do fantasy football, so Idk the rules completely, but …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #31408 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
Some people are benched (6 in my league) and there's also "bye" weeks where players who have that week don't play. But in my league you get to play:
QB
RB (x2)
WR (x3)
TE
DEF
K
[Any position - Free slot]
BENCH (x6)
User avatar #31411 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
In that case I would bench Cobb and put in Bolden. The 49ers are playing the Cowboys, so I expect Bolden to get MUCH more yards and touchdowns against a HORRIBLE secondary.
User avatar #31413 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
But I love Dallas. I want them to be my pole bearers at my funeral so they can let me down one more time.
But people forget Dallas had won 5 Super Bowls.
User avatar #31412 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
I'm not against taking someone's advice, thanks for the input man.
User avatar #31414 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
Who knows, maybe Bolden is too old.
#31404 - Why these quarterbacks are overpaid: Cutler - I hav…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#31406 - admit (07/20/2014) [-]
#31402 - Open*  [+] (7 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #31405 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
Oh I thought there was something that I was missing. But I have faith in Cobb, he did me good last year.
User avatar #31407 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
I don't do fantasy football, so Idk the rules completely, but don't you select some of the players you have, not everyone?
User avatar #31408 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
Some people are benched (6 in my league) and there's also "bye" weeks where players who have that week don't play. But in my league you get to play:
QB
RB (x2)
WR (x3)
TE
DEF
K
[Any position - Free slot]
BENCH (x6)
User avatar #31411 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
In that case I would bench Cobb and put in Bolden. The 49ers are playing the Cowboys, so I expect Bolden to get MUCH more yards and touchdowns against a HORRIBLE secondary.
User avatar #31413 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
But I love Dallas. I want them to be my pole bearers at my funeral so they can let me down one more time.
But people forget Dallas had won 5 Super Bowls.
User avatar #31412 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
I'm not against taking someone's advice, thanks for the input man.
User avatar #31414 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
Who knows, maybe Bolden is too old.
#31401 - Because Seattle is going to prevent Cobb from getting opened.  [+] (8 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #31402 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
Open*
User avatar #31405 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
Oh I thought there was something that I was missing. But I have faith in Cobb, he did me good last year.
User avatar #31407 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
I don't do fantasy football, so Idk the rules completely, but don't you select some of the players you have, not everyone?
User avatar #31408 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
Some people are benched (6 in my league) and there's also "bye" weeks where players who have that week don't play. But in my league you get to play:
QB
RB (x2)
WR (x3)
TE
DEF
K
[Any position - Free slot]
BENCH (x6)
User avatar #31411 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
In that case I would bench Cobb and put in Bolden. The 49ers are playing the Cowboys, so I expect Bolden to get MUCH more yards and touchdowns against a HORRIBLE secondary.
User avatar #31413 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
But I love Dallas. I want them to be my pole bearers at my funeral so they can let me down one more time.
But people forget Dallas had won 5 Super Bowls.
User avatar #31412 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
I'm not against taking someone's advice, thanks for the input man.
User avatar #31414 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
Who knows, maybe Bolden is too old.
#31399 - But Cobb isn't getting a lot of yards and touchdowns against s…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #31400 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
Wh-...why?
User avatar #31401 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
Because Seattle is going to prevent Cobb from getting opened.
User avatar #31402 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
Open*
User avatar #31405 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
Oh I thought there was something that I was missing. But I have faith in Cobb, he did me good last year.
User avatar #31407 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
I don't do fantasy football, so Idk the rules completely, but don't you select some of the players you have, not everyone?
User avatar #31408 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
Some people are benched (6 in my league) and there's also "bye" weeks where players who have that week don't play. But in my league you get to play:
QB
RB (x2)
WR (x3)
TE
DEF
K
[Any position - Free slot]
BENCH (x6)
User avatar #31411 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
In that case I would bench Cobb and put in Bolden. The 49ers are playing the Cowboys, so I expect Bolden to get MUCH more yards and touchdowns against a HORRIBLE secondary.
User avatar #31413 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
But I love Dallas. I want them to be my pole bearers at my funeral so they can let me down one more time.
But people forget Dallas had won 5 Super Bowls.
User avatar #31412 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
I'm not against taking someone's advice, thanks for the input man.
User avatar #31414 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
Who knows, maybe Bolden is too old.
#31396 - You pick Randal Cobb when against Seattle? Does fantasy footb…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #31397 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
Wdym? It factors in a combination of rushing and receiving yards, as well as touch downs and adds points based on that.
User avatar #31399 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
But Cobb isn't getting a lot of yards and touchdowns against seattle...
User avatar #31400 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
Wh-...why?
User avatar #31401 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
Because Seattle is going to prevent Cobb from getting opened.
User avatar #31402 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
Open*
User avatar #31405 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
Oh I thought there was something that I was missing. But I have faith in Cobb, he did me good last year.
User avatar #31407 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
I don't do fantasy football, so Idk the rules completely, but don't you select some of the players you have, not everyone?
User avatar #31408 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
Some people are benched (6 in my league) and there's also "bye" weeks where players who have that week don't play. But in my league you get to play:
QB
RB (x2)
WR (x3)
TE
DEF
K
[Any position - Free slot]
BENCH (x6)
User avatar #31411 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
In that case I would bench Cobb and put in Bolden. The 49ers are playing the Cowboys, so I expect Bolden to get MUCH more yards and touchdowns against a HORRIBLE secondary.
User avatar #31413 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
But I love Dallas. I want them to be my pole bearers at my funeral so they can let me down one more time.
But people forget Dallas had won 5 Super Bowls.
User avatar #31412 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
I'm not against taking someone's advice, thanks for the input man.
User avatar #31414 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
Who knows, maybe Bolden is too old.
#1 - The reality is that the interviewer will know whether or not t…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on (untitled) +2
#2 - kez (07/20/2014) [-]
No.

They know whether or not they will consider hiring you in the first 5 minutes.
#6 - Use the arrows. 07/20/2014 on You came to the wrong rooftop 0
#12 - Oh just wait. You have not worked on Sunday yet, that's when …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Working Retail +6
User avatar #13 - myaccountisnew (07/20/2014) [-]
I won't have to deal with that for at least 2 weeks, looking at my schedule.
User avatar #44 - ritzyhellcat (07/20/2014) [-]
Be careful. Normally, people can tell when you're new. The moment they think you've been around for a while, mistakes are followed by complaints to higher ups. I've worked at a grocery store for a year, and I thought it was fine until a month and a half in.
#341 - Man the Harpoons!  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Answer this -1
#424 - anonymous (07/20/2014) [-]
locked and loaded
User avatar #365 - nooneis (07/20/2014) [-]
Not the harpoons!
#145604 - You got an F in your second semester and you only took 3 class…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#145616 - confusedasian (07/19/2014) [-]
The f was an online class with no professor telling me what or how to do anything and I don't have friends I live with my parents I go to school and then go home my stepdad and mom both know that I'm always in my room I don't go partying and i already said if you're just here to shit talk me without knowing anything about my life than leave me alone.
#145603 - My point is that if a girl is giving you hugs, you hug them ba… 07/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#53 - He isn't like Ron Paul. I think Ron Paul put his philosophy w… 07/19/2014 on Everything white is now racist -1
#145562 - Don't ever give women ANYTHING unless they give you a little l… 07/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#145541 - Seriously though, you clearly were not trying in this school. …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#145556 - confusedasian (07/19/2014) [-]
All you see are my grades and you judge me because of that you don't know how hard it is for me to focus you don't know how hard I have to study. My parents know I normally get bs and cs. If you're just going to gloat how smart you are just leave me alone. You're not doing anything other boosting your own ego and calling me shit. It's the same shit for 13 years of schooling. You people are so high up your fucking castles always looking down on me. You think you're so much better you don't help anyone like me you just go prancing around spitting on us
User avatar #145604 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/19/2014) [-]
You got an F in your second semester and you only took 3 classes. It's hard to believe that you weren't out partying instead of putting enough effort into the class, because I guarantee you a professor wouldn't fail a student who tried really hard.
#145616 - confusedasian (07/19/2014) [-]
The f was an online class with no professor telling me what or how to do anything and I don't have friends I live with my parents I go to school and then go home my stepdad and mom both know that I'm always in my room I don't go partying and i already said if you're just here to shit talk me without knowing anything about my life than leave me alone.
User avatar #145588 - iridium (07/19/2014) [-]
Well, let me ask you something, as a legitimate question and not trying to sound egotistical at all: did you in fact do everything you could in your power to pass those courses? Not just studying the textbooks and paying attention to/coming to every single class as best as you can, I'm talking asking the teacher for help, going to their office hours if they have them, doing every homework assignment given, attempting to organize study groups/sessions with other students in those classes, tutoring sessions (many campuses offer free tutoring sessions for students, at least with more general subjects), and asking others for help on anything else you didn't understand?

If you truly did all that, then I have my honest doubts that you would have failed to pass your classes. My guesses are A: You had some serious medical complication preventing you from success, B: Had absolutely abysmal professors who set their students up for failure (there are a few out there, that's why every student should know about RateMyProfessors.com), C: Some actual, serious real life stuff which just got in the way, or D: You didn't do all that.

And for the record unless you live in an environment where the job market is impossible (Which since seeing how that isn't your excuse, I have my doubts) to get into, you can get a job, so don't give the experience excuse. It might not be able to put you through school as much as you want it to, but you can at least have work if you're willing to put time and energy into getting that work. Are you writing and giving resumes, checking classifieds, attending job fairs, asking for and submitting applications to anywhere possible, calling back places you apply to, etc. and doing this on a consistent basis as much as you can?

Continued:
User avatar #145589 - iridium (07/19/2014) [-]
Cont.

I'll say this: you're not fucked, bro. You're in a difficult situation and it's frustrating you. But you need to put the work forth to get yourself there and not make excuses. And I'm not saying this to belittle you in any way. And you really don't need to be out of the house yet. As long as you're working towards self-sustained independence and you have the option of staying at home to get there, you should take it. Just act more and more like a roommate and less and less like a kid to your parents. Offer to help around the house more if you can, don't ask for money every five seconds, only for the things you really need.
#145617 - confusedasian (07/19/2014) [-]
No my mom. When growing up my mom knew I wasn't straight a type. I was always having difficulty on class because people around me always did good and put me down because I was Asian. They think it's funny how better they are and always made me hate them. The f was from online class. The lady professor just gave me things to do without much help. Her office was in another county. County not country. I can not drive their because my family have only one car that bothy parents use to get to places.

If not experience it's my referrals for job.from one of my application it asked me to list referral so they can do background check. It was retail store and I don't know why they asked that, but I can not give them anything anyways because I don't know anyone other than family of mine.
#48 - I don't think Carson could win. It's just like Hermain Cain. …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Everything white is now racist -1
#50 - boothead (07/19/2014) [-]
I think Ran Paul is our 100% answer, and because of that I don't see him winning, but something about the man makes me feel like I can connect with him on a personal level, I really like him.
User avatar #53 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/19/2014) [-]
He isn't like Ron Paul. I think Ron Paul put his philosophy way ahead of winning, whereas Ran Paul has some of his fathers ideas, but he is a little more strategic about it. Still, I think he wont win. I hope someone like Ted Cruz or Santorum don't win the primary because they come across as "my party first" candidates. The reason I liked Romney was because he didn't come across as a candidate who will only help his constituents. His goal was to change things to promote growth, which helps everyone. Romney had this idea to save government jobs and cut spending, through attrition - we won't fire anyone, but if someone leaves we won't fill more positions. That way no one loses jobs. At the same time, when you promote economic growth you create more jobs. He also had the idea of cutting spending by sending many federal government roles back to the states, including healthcare, let the states experiment. In Massachusetts we have Mass Health, which is similar to Obamacare, but only concerns the people who don't have insurance, if you have insurance, this doesn't affect you. Now is it perfect? Not at all, there are flaws with it.
#47 - Mitt also wanted sanctions on Iran, which is what Obama did to… 07/19/2014 on Everything white is now racist -1
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User avatar #1 - vissova (06/28/2013) [-]
Takes major balls not to remove a comment with -100 thumbs. Respect to you, sir.
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