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hawaiianhappysauce

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:7/25/2011
Last Login:4/17/2016
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Level 289 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 290 Comments: Post Master
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Total Comments Made:6315
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Favorite Tags: Football (5)

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#182424 - Shave the neckbeard. Women hate that ****.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
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#182425 - confusedasian (04/24/2015) [-]
Neckbeard? It's only on my chin. Just curls inward.
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#182443 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/25/2015) [-]
If it looks like a neckbeard, shave it.
#182423 - use a fake key?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#182527 - baitdoesnttalkback (04/25/2015) [-]
i have windows 7 on my other computer. when i inputted the key it gave me some error about being preinstalled so couldn't be used
#46736 - Good idea, that way we can have pitchers throw the ball AT the… 04/24/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#46735 - appearing in preseason exhibition games in 1992 and 1993... no.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#46765 - damandan (04/26/2015) [-]
thats more than any other league
#46734 - Sounds like your team doesn't care about winning. Usually fre… 04/24/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#46702 - Draft players have very little influence. 04/23/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#46690 - Playoffs: WC round: #5 Rams defeat #4 Giant…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... -1
#46696 - anon (04/23/2015) [-]
Calm your tits, the draft hasn't even occurred yet.
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#46702 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/23/2015) [-]
Draft players have very little influence.
#46688 - Forgot: Seahawks are #2 seed 12-4 AFC East: Bill…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/23/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... -1
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#46690 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/23/2015) [-]
Playoffs:

WC round:

#5 Rams defeat #4 Giants
#4 Ravens beat # 5 Chiefs
#3 Patriots beat #6 Bills
# 6 Panthers beat #3 Saints

Div round:

#3 Patriots beat #2 Colts
#4 Ravens beat #1 Broncos
#1 Packers beat down #6 Panthers
# 5 Rams beat #2 Seahawks

#4 Ravens beat #3 Patriots
# 1 Packers beat # 5 Rams


Packers beat Rams in the SB, Rodgers wins SB MVP
#46696 - anon (04/23/2015) [-]
Calm your tits, the draft hasn't even occurred yet.
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#46702 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/23/2015) [-]
Draft players have very little influence.
#46687 - My predictions for the NFL season: NFC East: Dall…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/23/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... -1
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#46688 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/23/2015) [-]
Forgot: Seahawks are #2 seed 12-4

AFC East:
Bills - Make playoffs going 10-6 WC #6
Patriots - win the division 11-5 # 3 seed
Jets - 9-7 miss playoffs
Miami - They stink so much because Suh took all their money

AFC North:
Browns - Worst team in the NFL 2-14 or worse
Bengals - miss playoffs this time, Marvin Lewis FIRED
Steelers - barely miss playoffs
Ravens - make playoffs 10-6 # 4 seed

AFC South:

Indy - goes 12-4 #2 seed
Houston - horrible season
Jacksonville - even more horrible season
Titans - horrible season

AFC West:
Denver - 13-3 #1 seed
Chargers - 9-7 miss playoffs
Chiefs - 11-5 wildcard #5
Oakland - 5-11
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#46690 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/23/2015) [-]
Playoffs:

WC round:

#5 Rams defeat #4 Giants
#4 Ravens beat # 5 Chiefs
#3 Patriots beat #6 Bills
# 6 Panthers beat #3 Saints

Div round:

#3 Patriots beat #2 Colts
#4 Ravens beat #1 Broncos
#1 Packers beat down #6 Panthers
# 5 Rams beat #2 Seahawks

#4 Ravens beat #3 Patriots
# 1 Packers beat # 5 Rams


Packers beat Rams in the SB, Rodgers wins SB MVP
#46696 - anon (04/23/2015) [-]
Calm your tits, the draft hasn't even occurred yet.
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#46702 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/23/2015) [-]
Draft players have very little influence.
#46685 - With Sam Bradford as your QB? Just watch. Bradford will get …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#46700 - hockeykicksass (04/23/2015) [-]
your assuming a lot here, 95% chance Tebow isn't on this team to start the year, also could Bradford get hurt, yeah he could, but assuming he's out in the preseason is bad reason to predict a team is gonna be bad, also the giants were 6-10 last year and didn't do shit to get better, what makes you think they can take a huge step and win the division, saying Eli is good every four years isn't a good reason, especially when he's getting worse the last few years and is out of his prime now
#46621 - Sabres are part of the reason the bruins didn't make the playo…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#46633 - hockeykicksass (04/19/2015) [-]
Relying on the Sabers to help you out isn't the smartest idea, and I much rather have the Sabers get that pick then the Oilers get another one
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#46631 - BmanX (04/19/2015) [-]
Sabres still get Eichel, so it's not a huge loss, unlike Arizona. And them being a part of why the Bruins didn't make the playoffs makes me quite happy.
#46509 - Aaron Hernandez Guilty of First Degree Murder.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#46512 - spazzin (04/15/2015) [-]
#46510 - hockeykicksass (04/15/2015) [-]
#46481 - Saltyfries. Happy Favre- Rodgers - Starr day. (4-12-15) 04/12/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +3
#85 - Picture 04/12/2015 on Real World: Funnyjunk - day 1 +6
#46456 - And I'm pretty sure you are a Montreal fan, Montreal isn't goi…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#46466 - awesomerninjathing (04/12/2015) [-]
#46455 - The final Bruins game was the most fitting way to end the seas… 04/12/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#46434 - 0-1, that's them finding a way to lose. 04/12/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#46433 - 1st period, Boston has 4 mins of power play, more shots on goa…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#46434 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/12/2015) [-]
0-1, that's them finding a way to lose.
#46432 - Bruins still have a .01 percent chance to get in.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#46436 - thatdamnllama (04/12/2015) [-]
aaaaand that's going down the drain...
#46429 - My Bruins are the Dallas Cowboys of the NHL. They will win mo…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/11/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#46435 - awesomerninjathing (04/12/2015) [-]
#fuckthebruins
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#46456 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/12/2015) [-]
And I'm pretty sure you are a Montreal fan, Montreal isn't going to beat the Rangers or the Lightning. As long as Montreal doesn't win the cup, I am happy.
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#46466 - awesomerninjathing (04/12/2015) [-]
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#46455 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/12/2015) [-]
The final Bruins game was the most fitting way to end the season. A loss in a 1-0 shootout, missing the playoffs in the last day of regulation, and becoming the third team to obtain 96 points and miss the playoffs. It's time to make some cuts. Cut:
Bartkowski - 0 / 67 Goals per shot in 47 games, -6 (+/-), 37/47 penalty mins per game.
McQuaid - 1 / 60 Goals per shot in 63 games, -2 (+/-), 85/63 penalty mins per game.
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#46433 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/12/2015) [-]
1st period, Boston has 4 mins of power play, more shots on goal, more faceoff wins, TB isn't desperate for a win (loss won't change anything), TB has 4 giveaways to Bostons 0. YET IT'S STILL 0-0. THE DALLAS CO--- ahem* THE BOSTON BRUINS ARE FINDING A WAY TO LOSE.
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#46434 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/12/2015) [-]
0-1, that's them finding a way to lose.
#85 - my favorite one. 04/11/2015 on Watch This Drive 0
#57 - Thank you.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2015 on Prom? 0
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#59 - rejakted (04/08/2015) [-]
No pro.
Someone actually thumbed you down for asking this...
#52 - Now... is this read as: Congratulations! You're a fa…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2015 on Prom? +8
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#56 - rejakted (04/08/2015) [-]
Congratulations! You're a failure.
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#57 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/08/2015) [-]
Thank you.
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#59 - rejakted (04/08/2015) [-]
No pro.
Someone actually thumbed you down for asking this...
#46290 - The Badgers did not look like the team that beat Kentucky eith… 04/07/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#46280 - Either way, those 2 freshman on Duke overachieved that game. …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#46283 - bolieve (04/07/2015) [-]
Fuck Kawai Leonard, He lost me $20 with those bricked FT's in their first matchup.
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#46298 - kawai (04/07/2015) [-]
hey! fuck you too
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#3 - saltyfries (12/14/2015) [-]
DA GRONK IS LOOSE!
#1 - vissova (06/28/2013) [-]
Takes major balls not to remove a comment with -100 thumbs. Respect to you, sir.