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Date Signed Up:7/25/2011
Last Login:12/21/2014
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#35385 - Uh oh. Hamstring. Now Rodgers is in deep trouble.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #35388 - blazingpelt (10/27/2014) [-]
Oh wow a Packers player has a hamstring injury. This has never happened before.
Why is our conditioning so shit?
User avatar #35390 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/27/2014) [-]
As soon as the Hamstring happened Rodgers has been way off.
User avatar #35387 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/27/2014) [-]
Not good saltyfries.
User avatar #35386 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/27/2014) [-]
Interception.
#35381 - I have packers winning 37 - 24  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #35382 - nigalthornberry (10/27/2014) [-]
I can't say anything for scores
#35379 - did you pick packers or Saints? Obviously you picked Dallas.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #35380 - nigalthornberry (10/27/2014) [-]
Packers
User avatar #35381 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/27/2014) [-]
I have packers winning 37 - 24
User avatar #35382 - nigalthornberry (10/27/2014) [-]
I can't say anything for scores
#35374 - good pick on the steelers.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #35378 - nigalthornberry (10/27/2014) [-]
Thx
User avatar #35379 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/27/2014) [-]
did you pick packers or Saints? Obviously you picked Dallas.
User avatar #35380 - nigalthornberry (10/27/2014) [-]
Packers
User avatar #35381 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/27/2014) [-]
I have packers winning 37 - 24
User avatar #35382 - nigalthornberry (10/27/2014) [-]
I can't say anything for scores
#35370 - why would GB try an onside kick when they are clearly doing be…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #35372 - MillionsKnives (10/27/2014) [-]
Because they apparently want to lose.
#35366 - This Green Bay game. 10/27/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#35351 - Why did the Steelers punt on third down instead of running out… 10/26/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#35345 - I sat bills defense for houston... 10/26/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#35338 - My opponent has Carson Palmer last. I have TY and Leveon Bell…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/26/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#35339 - blazingpelt (10/26/2014) [-]
I stupidly had Watkins and Sanders sitting on the bench, but I've still got Cobb and Dez to go after this. He's got J.Reed and Jordy left. But, he has Luck and Tate, and I have TY and Ertz right now. If I can keep the lead, I have a good shot, but I'd have it in the bag if Miami didn't get those two Pick 6's.
User avatar #35345 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/26/2014) [-]
I sat bills defense for houston...
#35333 - the way my fantasy team is panning out. I need Bell and TY to…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/26/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #35337 - blazingpelt (10/26/2014) [-]
Seconding TY. Need Luck to force the ball to him and him only. Given his other receiving options, that's pretty possible.
User avatar #35338 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/26/2014) [-]
My opponent has Carson Palmer last. I have TY and Leveon Bell. I had Julius Thomas do jack shit. Mike Wallace did shit. Joique bell and antoine smith did jack shit. Cutler got raped. Everyone played an embarrassing game. I need these two guys to have 20 + point games each to have a chance.
#35339 - blazingpelt (10/26/2014) [-]
I stupidly had Watkins and Sanders sitting on the bench, but I've still got Cobb and Dez to go after this. He's got J.Reed and Jordy left. But, he has Luck and Tate, and I have TY and Ertz right now. If I can keep the lead, I have a good shot, but I'd have it in the bag if Miami didn't get those two Pick 6's.
User avatar #35345 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/26/2014) [-]
I sat bills defense for houston...
#35332 - They didn't lose by much.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #35336 - blazingpelt (10/26/2014) [-]
I was referring to the final drive
#35330 - That Bengals player flopped next to Steve Smith Sr. That won …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#35358 - anonymous (10/26/2014) [-]
It wasn't a "flop" as much as it was embellishment. There was definitely offensive pass interference, but the Bengal embellished the force with which Steve Smith, Sr. pushed him to increase the chances of a penalty flag being thrown.
#35316 - MFW I have cutler on my fantasy team. 10/26/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +2
#35315 - Until what?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#35317 - suddenk (10/26/2014) [-]
Da Bulls
#35309 - I thought he just quit. 10/26/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#35281 - When Tom Brady had a beard during the game they lose to Miami … 10/26/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#35279 - Brady has a beard. Patriots will lose.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/26/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #35280 - nigalthornberry (10/26/2014) [-]
Its a road game so they have a better chance
User avatar #35281 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/26/2014) [-]
When Tom Brady had a beard during the game they lose to Miami 33-20 and KC 41-14
#207 - I misread that. 10/26/2014 on fookin rekt m8 0
#894 - **hawaiianhappysauce rolls 20** C 10/26/2014 on Found on 8chan 0
#182 - > 33% of the world population > complains about Stat…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/26/2014 on fookin rekt m8 +1
User avatar #196 - ryapot (10/26/2014) [-]
they were obviously only talking about the US population
#207 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/26/2014) [-]
I misread that.
User avatar #187 - thedutchs (10/26/2014) [-]
Wut.

I'm not part of the discussion...

... but white people, let alone white males, make up far less than 33% of the world population.

User avatar #186 - sketchysketchist (10/26/2014) [-]
You also can't forget that one of the many reasons that white people are in better positions is because a good amount of white people are related to white people who succeeded by oppressing people by doing stuff like; Slavery, Internment Camps, and good old fashion under paying foreign workers.

They're in good positions because of inhumane things their ancestors did in the past.

Not that I'm saying that's a bad thing. (I probably wouldn't have any decent clothes to wear if it weren't for sweatshops, and I'd definitely take advantage of cheap illegal mexican labor to do easy jobs rather than pay some americunt who demands a higher minimum wage and benefits to flip burgers, or I'd own a slave if that was still cool.) It's just something that is and always will be, and we have to accept it and move on, even if we don't like it.

TL;DR White people took position of oppressor back in the days, white people today are in good position because of this. I'm happy for them and wish my people had done the same thing first, but now I have to actually work my way up.
#191 - bellbottomshark (10/26/2014) [-]
And because we've decided that an important part of capitalism is being able to give our children an advantage over the children of the less successful.
User avatar #192 - sketchysketchist (10/26/2014) [-]
Exactly.
It's the circle of life in a capitalist.

Instead of eating the weaker, we take advantage of the disadvantaged.
We work our way up and make the bastards who wouldn't or couldn't our bitch.

I don't know why every generation of youngsters thinks it's wrong to be rich and well-off. And even stranger that no one acknowledges the benefits of screwing the people.
#193 - bellbottomshark (10/26/2014) [-]
Don't they mostly think that is is wrong for other people to be rich and powerful? Or to use that wealth and power for things they don't really like.
User avatar #195 - sketchysketchist (10/26/2014) [-]
That too.
It's human nature to hate others succeeding. And it pisses people off more to see someone so well off that they spend their money on shit so stupid that there's no way they ever worry about paying their bills.

Making being wealthy an awful thing to do is our way of trying to take on the alpha's of our societies without having to do any work. When we can easily take them down by actually doing something besides bitching about how oppressed we are.
#35177 - I actually think the Bears will win now. I found out Jones is… 10/25/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#122 - It's pretty much the cycle of life. Elementary: You … 10/24/2014 on I've made more friends 0
#35151 - I think this Chicago game is a trap game. Too many confident …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #35166 - kkKhris (10/25/2014) [-]
maybe so but i think jake will lose it for them and tom brady is tom brady like him or hate him he's one of the best today
User avatar #35177 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/25/2014) [-]
I actually think the Bears will win now. I found out Jones is gone. Now the Rushing Defense will struggle immensely against Forte.
#35150 - I hope you are wrong. I hate Peyton Manning and I hope he los… 10/24/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#35124 - I think he is referring to the rule changes made after the Sup… 10/24/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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User avatar #1 - vissova (06/28/2013) [-]
Takes major balls not to remove a comment with -100 thumbs. Respect to you, sir.
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