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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:7/25/2011
Last Login:10/26/2014
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#41 - Pikachu is the best character. He is lightyears ahead of the …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/25/2014 on Smash Bros. 0
User avatar #53 - heartlessrobot (07/25/2014) [-]
My fav was always Link.
User avatar #55 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/25/2014) [-]
Unfortunately for Link, he has always been a low tier character. He is the worst character in the Original, he is one of the worst in melee, and he is the second worst in brawl.
User avatar #56 - heartlessrobot (07/25/2014) [-]
Then my friends and family are complete shit at the game, because it's gotten to the point where they refuse to let me play with them if I pick Link. I've had to move on to Snake, Captain Falcon, and Ness.
Just like Voldo in Soul Calibur 2. Not the best character, but I absolutely reck everyone with him.
User avatar #72 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/25/2014) [-]
Snake isn't in the original.
User avatar #83 - heartlessrobot (07/25/2014) [-]
I know, but he's in the last one.
#146550 - I don't get it. You are 18 and a "betafag" but you … 07/24/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#146539 - > gotten my ass kicked by the scrawny little nerd > …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #146540 - gunslayer (07/24/2014) [-]
Sorry I'm blazed. To be honest I've gotten my ass kicked by nerds more than you'd think, so I confuse the stories and just say the one that hurt the most when people ask.

Well he's this little skinny guy and he's always being the teachers pet, I had him in all my periods at school so he got really fucking annoying.
So one time I got to school shitfaced and angry and he's talking with his stupid voice.
Tell him Shut the fuck up Jeremy nobody gives a fuck, and throw a paperball at his face. He runs and screeches like a fucking freak and says "Raise your hand" with his little screechy voice, and pushes my desk.
It trips over and I fall, get up but since I'm shitfaced I halfway trip and he swats me in the face with his book and that is the story of how I got my ass kicked by Jeremy, the scrawny little nerd.
#66400 - I looked it up, interesting.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #66402 - schnizel (07/24/2014) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Che said it.
User avatar #66425 - jewishcommunazi (07/24/2014) [-]
Was it Che Guevara?
User avatar #66427 - schnizel (07/24/2014) [-]
Yes.
#66392 - My guess is some dictator.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #66395 - schnizel (07/24/2014) [-]
Not really.
User avatar #66400 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/24/2014) [-]
I looked it up, interesting.
User avatar #66402 - schnizel (07/24/2014) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Che said it.
User avatar #66425 - jewishcommunazi (07/24/2014) [-]
Was it Che Guevara?
User avatar #66427 - schnizel (07/24/2014) [-]
Yes.
#66390 - I'm guessing hitler.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #66391 - schnizel (07/24/2014) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #66392 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/24/2014) [-]
My guess is some dictator.
User avatar #66395 - schnizel (07/24/2014) [-]
Not really.
User avatar #66400 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/24/2014) [-]
I looked it up, interesting.
User avatar #66402 - schnizel (07/24/2014) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Che said it.
User avatar #66425 - jewishcommunazi (07/24/2014) [-]
Was it Che Guevara?
User avatar #66427 - schnizel (07/24/2014) [-]
Yes.
#146535 - I want to hear how you got beat up by the nerd.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #146538 - gunslayer (07/24/2014) [-]
He was a big motherfucking nerd with autism, he looked like was fed with whole cows, and he loved clay figures.
I dropped one of his by accident and his shit bubble burst and he beat the crap out of me.
User avatar #146539 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/24/2014) [-]
> gotten my ass kicked by the scrawny little nerd
> big motherfucking nerd with autism

what?
User avatar #146540 - gunslayer (07/24/2014) [-]
Sorry I'm blazed. To be honest I've gotten my ass kicked by nerds more than you'd think, so I confuse the stories and just say the one that hurt the most when people ask.

Well he's this little skinny guy and he's always being the teachers pet, I had him in all my periods at school so he got really fucking annoying.
So one time I got to school shitfaced and angry and he's talking with his stupid voice.
Tell him Shut the fuck up Jeremy nobody gives a fuck, and throw a paperball at his face. He runs and screeches like a fucking freak and says "Raise your hand" with his little screechy voice, and pushes my desk.
It trips over and I fall, get up but since I'm shitfaced I halfway trip and he swats me in the face with his book and that is the story of how I got my ass kicked by Jeremy, the scrawny little nerd.
#562 - **hawaiianhappysauce rolls 785,878,255** 07/23/2014 on Highest roll gets pink for... 0
#66277 - Seriously, the more Israelis give themselves a bad name, the m… 07/23/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#31543 - Does anyone have Ron Jawrowski's QB ranks? I know it's on ESP… 07/23/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#9 - I was expecting the Spanish Inquisition. 07/23/2014 on It's a thing now 0
#1804 - That's bad... She is either dead or disabled now.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts -2
#2414 - teamritchie (07/23/2014) [-]
Fuck that, you have no idea of her medical situation - why is she in a coma? Was it induced, has she just had surgery?, was it an accident?. As someone who has worked with people in comas I can say with 100% certainty you are an uniformed jackass.
User avatar #1941 - killerliquid (07/23/2014) [-]
Dude what the fuck

ya just don't tell a nigga that
#1801 - Leave him. 07/23/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts 0
#161 - John Stewart's Correspondants, aside from Aasif, are idiots. … 07/23/2014 on Obamacare 0
#31468 - It's because they want to sell the game to as many people as p… 07/22/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#31467 - I just know a ton of players hated him for doing that. 07/22/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#31464 - So I guess that HOF jacket can be thrown away.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #31465 - damandan (07/22/2014) [-]
he wears it when he cries himself to sleep
User avatar #31467 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/22/2014) [-]
I just know a ton of players hated him for doing that.
#31456 - Is Chad Ochocinco worthy of getting into the Hall of Fame? …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #31530 - teoberry (07/23/2014) [-]
nope. gonna go a cfl game soon to see how he is tho.
User avatar #31460 - damandan (07/22/2014) [-]
nope
User avatar #31464 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/22/2014) [-]
So I guess that HOF jacket can be thrown away.
User avatar #31465 - damandan (07/22/2014) [-]
he wears it when he cries himself to sleep
User avatar #31467 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/22/2014) [-]
I just know a ton of players hated him for doing that.
#295480 - You want more proof? WMBA, no woman has won the stanley cup, … 07/22/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#31435 - Why bother? I can predict the outcome already: Cena wins lol.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
User avatar #31437 - choochoomofo (07/21/2014) [-]
Cena hardly ever appears on Smackdown.
#295189 - Another volleyball game that ended in disaster. The girls on …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #295249 - thedudeistheman (07/21/2014) [-]
Breaking News: All women of FJ are on this guy's volleyball team, because he knows all of them are not competitive or honorable. More at eleven.
#295227 - fishinyourface (07/21/2014) [-]
"proves that anything women can do men can do 100 times better" you love generalizations don't you.
User avatar #295480 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/22/2014) [-]
You want more proof? WMBA, no woman has won the stanley cup, no woman has won the world cup, no woman has won the superbowl. All world records in olympics are from men (unless the event is only for women).

Checkmate.
User avatar #295190 - targaryren (07/21/2014) [-]
Volleyball was always my worst sport in gym
I don't know why, maybe it was because I was short, or the hand eye coordination
User avatar #295191 - thebestpieever (07/21/2014) [-]
No offence, but I imagined you'd be bad at every sport.
User avatar #295194 - targaryren (07/21/2014) [-]
I was ok at some
#31433 - Favorite Eli gif. His season in a nutshell. 07/21/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#54 - Picture 07/21/2014 on The Middle East Friendship... +10
#31414 - Who knows, maybe Bolden is too old. 07/20/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#31411 - In that case I would bench Cobb and put in Bolden. The 49ers …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #31413 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
But I love Dallas. I want them to be my pole bearers at my funeral so they can let me down one more time.
But people forget Dallas had won 5 Super Bowls.
User avatar #31412 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
I'm not against taking someone's advice, thanks for the input man.
User avatar #31414 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
Who knows, maybe Bolden is too old.
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User avatar #1 - vissova (06/28/2013) [-]
Takes major balls not to remove a comment with -100 thumbs. Respect to you, sir.
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