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#222 - What do these Nordic countries produce?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2014 on too awesome 0
User avatar #223 - roninneko (09/19/2014) [-]
Oil, mostly. Oil, green tech, and smartphones.
#33752 - COMEBACK TIME 09/19/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#33751 - Tampa TD 09/19/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#33745 - Picture 09/19/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#33740 - MFW Tampa fumbles again. 09/19/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#164 - If America is such a bad country / not the best, then why are …  [+] (12 new replies) 09/19/2014 on too awesome 0
User avatar #214 - roninneko (09/19/2014) [-]
They're not. They're going to the Nordic countries, where the economies are booming and schooling is all state-funded, so they get an education based on academic aptitude rather than the size of the spending limit on their credit card.
User avatar #222 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/19/2014) [-]
What do these Nordic countries produce?
User avatar #223 - roninneko (09/19/2014) [-]
Oil, mostly. Oil, green tech, and smartphones.
#185 - Odesius (09/19/2014) [-]
I don't believe it was ever stated that America is a bad country. Just that it simply is not the best. All countries have their fair share of problems. It's ignorant and pointless to simply ignore our issues for the sake of being able to make false claims and stick our chests out further than the others.
User avatar #194 - damping (09/19/2014) [-]
Let me ask you something, what is the best country?
#198 - Odesius (09/19/2014) [-]
"All countries have their fair share of problems." There is no such thing as "The best country." Numbers can be gathered to show that a country is the best at a particular thing, but to generalize an entire country as the best is no more than an opinion, and should not be stated as fact.
User avatar #201 - damping (09/19/2014) [-]
Well, you certainly wouldn't argue that the US isn't better than say Kenya. OK, so the US can be objectively better than Kenya, but can't be objectively better than say Denmark and Germany? Your argument doesn't hold water.
User avatar #200 - damping (09/19/2014) [-]
So what you are saying is there can be no best country?
#203 - Odesius (09/19/2014) [-]
I'll try once more..
If viewed from the side of opinion, the best country can be any country you want it to be. From a factual standpoint, unless we all suddenly decide we are going to all have the same views on life that the single country backs, AND that single country suddenly leads the world in production, exports, crime, etc., then no, there can't possibly be a "best" country.
User avatar #205 - damping (09/19/2014) [-]
Fine. I'm just saying until Europe became irrelevant, the only things you guys used to define the best countries in the world were the size of your empires, the size of your economies, and the power of your militaries. But now that the US leads in all of those categories, along with technology and innovation, none of those things matter.

How convenient...
#206 - Odesius (09/19/2014) [-]
Convenient to those who choose to ignore all the other failings for the sake of bragging rights, yes.
User avatar #212 - damping (09/19/2014) [-]
Exactly which failings? I'm sorry the US doesn't hold all of our citizens hands through everything. We in the US still believe in personal responsibility and making something of ourselves. Something people in Europe have seem to have forgotten. Think about this. What does Europe outside of Germany actually produce anymore? Not much. Imagine if they had not raped the rest of the world for all of their current wealth. A service economy with free healthcare and free higher education which at their core are wastes of money since the government does not run things efficiently.

Europe is hemorrhaging money in terms of import / exports. IF anyone has failings it is Europe. But whatever. Enjoy blowing the money you ancestors left for you.
#33737 - The falcons are not even running the ball, they are just air b… 09/19/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#33720 - But... it's Aaron Rodgers. 09/18/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#33714 - I disagree on the browns. The saints and Steelers defense has…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #33715 - saltyfries (09/18/2014) [-]
I know I'm a Packer Backer, but I know a bad loss when I see one, Lions have more weapons, Packers receivers have hands of stone, and no matter how we cover Megatron, he will catch the ball.
#33755 - Womens Study Major (09/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #33720 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/18/2014) [-]
But... it's Aaron Rodgers.
#33711 - NFL picks this week: Falcons vs TB - Falcons win 28 - 17 …  [+] (7 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#33716 - suddenk (09/18/2014) [-]
> Bears vs Jets
> 27-24
Do you even Ditka
#33726 - saltyfries (09/19/2014) [-]
-7
my sides
User avatar #33713 - saltyfries (09/18/2014) [-]
agreed, considering TB can't even beat backups
disagree, Bills beat some tough teams, they do it again
agreed, but closer considering this is the Cowboys
agreed, I think Cousins will have a big day
agreed
agreed, Saints always win at home
agreed
disagree, scrappy Browns have been pulling impressive wins despite being without stars
disagree, Packers got smoked last time at Detroit (despite no Rodgers), even with Rodgers, Lions have more powerful offense
disagree, I see upset of the week
agreed
disagree, aside from some Colin turnovers, 49ers pull it together this week
agreed
agreed
agreed
disagree, Marshall just got charged for child abuse as well, it's going to be a distraction, plus, this is the battle of the choke artists, and considering the Jets learned a valuable lesson last week, they won't make the same mistake twice against Chicago, Cutler, I can see 2 int's this game.
User avatar #33714 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/18/2014) [-]
I disagree on the browns. The saints and Steelers defense has been poor, but the ravens were impressive last week on defense. It took a game winning drive to win last time.

Packers have a better QB, and YOU ARE A PACKER FAN. Their defense is bad, but they came back from a bad first quarter against the jets. I think it comes down to Calvin johnson and Stafford connecting, which i think GB will prepare for.

It's the jaguars... they aren't going to win.
User avatar #33715 - saltyfries (09/18/2014) [-]
I know I'm a Packer Backer, but I know a bad loss when I see one, Lions have more weapons, Packers receivers have hands of stone, and no matter how we cover Megatron, he will catch the ball.
#33755 - Womens Study Major (09/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #33720 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/18/2014) [-]
But... it's Aaron Rodgers.
#1044053 - pokemon origins.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1044055 - andyyy (09/18/2014) [-]
That's cool I guess
#1044051 - Seen it.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1044052 - andyyy (09/18/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #1044053 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/18/2014) [-]
pokemon origins.
User avatar #1044055 - andyyy (09/18/2014) [-]
That's cool I guess
#1044049 - I'm actually serious here.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1044276 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, bad move. This board is everything but helpful. Great for pointless arguments, though. If you want actual help, I recommend the recommendation board. As a couple dozen people already said, it's in the sticky at the top of the page.
#1043960 - I just finished Attack On Titan and Kill La Kill and No Game N…  [+] (48 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1044047 - ubnub (09/18/2014) [-]
akame ga kill
#1044004 - uve (09/17/2014) [-]
#1044017 - Womens Study Major (09/17/2014) [-]
When I see myself in the mirror, I just wish I would die.
User avatar #1044019 - uve (09/17/2014) [-]
#1043990 - evilicious (09/17/2014) [-]
#1043988 - sarcasticrunner (09/17/2014) [-]
here this is all i can do
User avatar #1044013 - bababadsheep (09/17/2014) [-]
I want to give her childhood trauma so she grows up to be an edgy teen that cuts herself. I want to give her childhood trauma. With my dick.
#1044015 - sarcasticrunner (09/17/2014) [-]
God speed in that endeavor.
User avatar #1044021 - bababadsheep (09/17/2014) [-]
Status report, you can't stick your dick in 2D. Working on way to cross dimensional boundaries with a theoretical physics major down the hall. Will update in a bit.
#1044048 - ehzio (09/18/2014) [-]
Work harder bababadsheep-san, we need the dick in the 2d to work. Try culinary tricks to lure it out
#1044038 - sarcasticrunner (09/18/2014) [-]
try turning it to wambo
User avatar #1044059 - bababadsheep (09/18/2014) [-]
Update:
ehzio, I summon thee

Basically it would take a lot of energy to start with. Like, the entirety of energy produced by the sun over the last 500 years (conservative estimate). Then you force all of that energy through a bunch of loops and shit that I don't understand, and WHAM, you rip apart the fabric of spacetime and compress yourself into 2D. No guarantees that you survive or end up somewhere with cute girls though. Something like a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance that the best case scenario happens (you live and get cute 2D girls).

Who wants to test it?
#1044086 - ehzio (09/18/2014) [-]
We can change the future, there will be no "who wants to test it", we can live like Kings. We will test it together
#1044090 - shadowtails (09/18/2014) [-]
Yes, The Zombie.

We'll call it:

"The FJ Anime Compression Cannon! (name subject to change)"!

MUAHAHAHAHAHA
#1044061 - sarcasticrunner (09/18/2014) [-]
lets flip a coin between us
#1043976 - danield (09/17/2014) [-]
Everyone in this thread
#1044046 - ehzio (09/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #1044056 - danield (09/18/2014) [-]
Whats the next step of your master plan?!
User avatar #1044082 - ehzio (09/18/2014) [-]
uwaa~ crashing this thread~desu~!!
#1043993 - thechosentroll (09/17/2014) [-]
It's more than likely the person was being serious, though. You have to keep in mind quite a few dipshits have tried coming here, expecting help, recommendations and other things that aren't insults. Like me.
User avatar #1044049 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/18/2014) [-]
I'm actually serious here.
User avatar #1044276 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, bad move. This board is everything but helpful. Great for pointless arguments, though. If you want actual help, I recommend the recommendation board. As a couple dozen people already said, it's in the sticky at the top of the page.
User avatar #1044001 - zomaru (09/17/2014) [-]
I tried that once, Never forgetti.
User avatar #1044002 - thechosentroll (09/17/2014) [-]
I'm a scientist at heart. I tried it once. Then I kept doing it to see if I get the same reaction every time. 100% consistency so far, but I still need a bigger sample size. A couple more years of shitposting shout do it.
User avatar #1044003 - zomaru (09/17/2014) [-]
You're doing Gods work my friend.
User avatar #1044005 - thechosentroll (09/17/2014) [-]
I am? Wow, I was right. God really IS a bored asshole, who causes pain to people for amusement.
User avatar #1043997 - danield (09/17/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #1044000 - thechosentroll (09/17/2014) [-]
Why not/
User avatar #1043981 - kotor (09/17/2014) [-]
*opens bag of memes*
#1043983 - danield (09/17/2014) [-]
picture (for you)
#1044007 - bababadsheep (09/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #1044008 - danield (09/17/2014) [-]
bby, you're like a white dwarf star. extremely hot but not very bright
#1044009 - bababadsheep (09/17/2014) [-]
You're a fine one to talk.
User avatar #1044010 - danield (09/17/2014) [-]
I reckon so or you wouldn't be talking to me.
#1044011 - bababadsheep (09/17/2014) [-]
#swooning
pls gibbe sex
#1044014 - danield (09/17/2014) [-]
ready
#1043969 - andyyy (09/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #1044051 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/18/2014) [-]
Seen it.
User avatar #1044052 - andyyy (09/18/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #1044053 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/18/2014) [-]
pokemon origins.
User avatar #1044055 - andyyy (09/18/2014) [-]
That's cool I guess
#1043968 - zomaru (09/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #1043967 - ehzio (09/17/2014) [-]
Sticky Strange Quest
Sticky Door
Hatsaguy yes Sticky
Black Sticky
To Sticky Stick
Stickygun
User avatar #1043965 - bestfoxgirl (09/17/2014) [-]
Sticky Star
Boku wa Stickydachi
Sticky Moon
Stickyball Z
Tokyo Stick-Stick
User avatar #1043964 - makotoitou (09/17/2014) [-]
Inferno Cop is much better than both of those.
User avatar #1043963 - alhiniath (09/17/2014) [-]
Attack on Sticky.
User avatar #1043962 - nomora (09/17/2014) [-]
Also, sticky. Read it.
User avatar #1043961 - nomora (09/17/2014) [-]
Attack on Kill
#33621 - **** these people going after Peterson. The only…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #33622 - saltyfries (09/17/2014) [-]
considering the media is already on the SJW side, sports were ruined from the start...
User avatar #33623 - PopcornViking (09/17/2014) [-]
not hockey

tho im starting to hate the salary cap
the only reason its in place is that the 5 fans in phoenix and florida dont complain that its unfair that new york and montreal and boston sign everyone
and it forces teams to make stupid moves
like the hawks will prob have to trade sharp or bickell within the next few weeks
User avatar #33693 - MillionsKnives (09/18/2014) [-]
Trading Bickell wouldn't be as bad as trading Sharp, but they will probably go with Sharp, even though he had the most points on the team last season.
User avatar #33626 - plataeiou (09/17/2014) [-]
I'm from Florida (Bolts) and bloody hate the salary cap.
User avatar #33627 - thatdamnllama (09/17/2014) [-]
we won't have an issue while rookies are developing, but later on, i fear that the cap will fucking destroy us. unless Stammer, Drouin, Johnson, Palat and Hedman are willing to take pay cuts
#33606 - I would pick seattle. I think after getting punked by Rivers,… 09/16/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#33551 - I doubt it. 09/16/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#33523 - RG3 will lose his starting job because Kirk is going to play better.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#33526 - Womens Study Major (09/15/2014) [-]
gee, what gave u that idea
-saltyfries
#33514 - THE BEARS DID IT. 09/15/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#33441 - Lol i know. Good news for both of us. Jets lose, Patriots an…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #33443 - saltyfries (09/14/2014) [-]
jets are out of Time Outs, Marty is not the head coach and refs blew that call technically, idk how to feel about that... On one hand, I should feel lucky and thankful, but on the other hand, poor Jets...
#33438 - idk, but it was incredible.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/14/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #33440 - saltyfries (09/14/2014) [-]
and then the Jets timeout that caused them to miss a TD
User avatar #33441 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/14/2014) [-]
Lol i know. Good news for both of us. Jets lose, Patriots and GB win.
User avatar #33443 - saltyfries (09/14/2014) [-]
jets are out of Time Outs, Marty is not the head coach and refs blew that call technically, idk how to feel about that... On one hand, I should feel lucky and thankful, but on the other hand, poor Jets...
#33413 - THESE CHARGERS. 09/14/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#33405 - hey saltyfries. How about them Packers?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #33408 - saltyfries (09/14/2014) [-]
and fire McCarthy while at it, neither one are doing their jobs anymore.
User avatar #33407 - saltyfries (09/14/2014) [-]
I may have been premature on my 4-12 prediction last year... you maybe right about them... it makes me mad and sad at the same time... fire Capers
#33341 - > Ray Rice punches wife with full force, drags her body out…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +2
#33350 - repostsrepost (09/13/2014) [-]
Crime #1- New Jersey
Crime#2 - Texas

The apparent lack of justice in the former and the no nonsense attitude of the latter make a lot more sense when you keep location in mind.
User avatar #33342 - damandan (09/13/2014) [-]
What?
Peterson admited he spanked him to the cops. Even said he felt bad the he cut him up by accident.
2 years is the max sentence anyone can get for that charge.

I love AP but he did go a bit too far
User avatar #33343 - damandan (09/13/2014) [-]
Id be more than shocked if he went to jail. he'll be fined and community service and probably be suspended for about 4 games
User avatar #33344 - suddenk (09/13/2014) [-]
If his wife didn't press charges then no jail
User avatar #33345 - damandan (09/13/2014) [-]
that too
#33337 - I read an exclusive story on this. He spanked his son for pus…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #33338 - plataeiou (09/13/2014) [-]
So the school was stupid.
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User avatar #1 - vissova (06/28/2013) [-]
Takes major balls not to remove a comment with -100 thumbs. Respect to you, sir.
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