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hawaiianhappysauce

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:7/25/2011
Last Login:2/28/2015
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Content Ranking:#7939
Comment Ranking:#11216
Highest Content Rank:#2083
Highest Comment Rank:#498
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Comment Thumbs: 9192 total,  11950 ,  2758
Content Level Progress: 22% (11/50)
Level 111 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 112 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 33% (33/100)
Level 289 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 290 Comments: Post Master
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Content Views:102249
Times Content Favorited:101 times
Total Comments Made:5943
FJ Points:1028
Favorite Tags: Football (5)

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#37828 - Scoring 0 means that you probably couldn't even get into FG range. 12/14/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#37823 - That's like Aaron Rodgers stats. 12/14/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#37822 - No offense, but when you lose 59-0 (even Indiana, a team that …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #37827 - saltyfries (12/14/2014) [-]
yeah that pisses me off so much, I hate Ohio State like you don't believe right now, not just because MG3 couldn't get 100 yards, but for a variety of reasons
User avatar #37828 - hawaiianhappysauce (12/14/2014) [-]
Scoring 0 means that you probably couldn't even get into FG range.
#291 - > move objects with mind - Grey check With my mind I: …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Choice game +19
#518 - bearception (12/16/2014) [-]
I chose grey because

you can move yourself, so you can fly at the speed of sound.
move light around to become invisible
bend space time to have FTL/ teleportation
telekinesis
fly faster than the speed of sound
phase through "solid" objects
quantum teleportation
you can kick any earth animals ass at anything
constantly stress your muscles to get jacked
bend space time around your brain so your brain can perceive things in slow motion.
bend space time around yourself so everyone around you travels in slow motion
move entire stars/ galaxy's at a whim
time travel

#406 - anonexplains (12/14/2014) [-]
>asian
>yellow
kek
#333 - I thought admin already knew JS... 12/13/2014 on whatcha up to tonight? 0
#74204 - You make yourself look Jewish.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Politics - politics news,... +1
User avatar #74205 - levvy (12/13/2014) [-]
>blames the jews

shut up kid
#74202 - Go be mad about it then.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Politics - politics news,... +1
User avatar #74203 - levvy (12/13/2014) [-]
you make yourself look like a faggot
User avatar #74204 - hawaiianhappysauce (12/13/2014) [-]
You make yourself look Jewish.
User avatar #74205 - levvy (12/13/2014) [-]
>blames the jews

shut up kid
#74181 - I blame cultural Marxism.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Politics - politics news,... +1
User avatar #74197 - levvy (12/13/2014) [-]
you have autism if you use the term "cultural marxism" unironically
User avatar #74202 - hawaiianhappysauce (12/13/2014) [-]
Go be mad about it then.
User avatar #74203 - levvy (12/13/2014) [-]
you make yourself look like a faggot
User avatar #74204 - hawaiianhappysauce (12/13/2014) [-]
You make yourself look Jewish.
User avatar #74205 - levvy (12/13/2014) [-]
>blames the jews

shut up kid
#74175 - Do any of you people feel that sex is advertised to the point …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Politics - politics news,... +1
User avatar #74180 - mixednuts (12/12/2014) [-]
I'd like to see if there's ever been a study or anything that can link sexuality in the media and sexual activity in young people. Because all I hear surrounding it seems to be heavily anecdotal.

I mean gun lovers to point out that, in the 50's and 60's sport shooting was common in schools and scouting, and cartoons were violent. But there were few school shootings.

If there were a proven connection, what do you think could be done about it?
User avatar #74181 - hawaiianhappysauce (12/13/2014) [-]
I blame cultural Marxism.
User avatar #74197 - levvy (12/13/2014) [-]
you have autism if you use the term "cultural marxism" unironically
User avatar #74202 - hawaiianhappysauce (12/13/2014) [-]
Go be mad about it then.
User avatar #74203 - levvy (12/13/2014) [-]
you make yourself look like a faggot
User avatar #74204 - hawaiianhappysauce (12/13/2014) [-]
You make yourself look Jewish.
User avatar #74205 - levvy (12/13/2014) [-]
>blames the jews

shut up kid
#26514 - why do others get to see it before us? That's lame.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #26516 - eight (12/12/2014) [-]
Agreed.
#26489 - It's not even in theaters yet...  [+] (3 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #26492 - eight (12/12/2014) [-]
It is internationally. Opened Wednesday. Made 11m first night.
User avatar #26514 - hawaiianhappysauce (12/12/2014) [-]
why do others get to see it before us? That's lame.
User avatar #26516 - eight (12/12/2014) [-]
Agreed.
#26487 - I thought Cock Magic was pretty funny. I think it's just 2 ba…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #26490 - feelythefeel (12/12/2014) [-]
But those two episodes could easily be the worst of the entire show.
#37781 - Ok guys, big fantasy football question. Should I start Joe Fl…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #37798 - skullnigga (12/13/2014) [-]
cutler becauase he throws for more yards and tds
User avatar #37787 - fuckberries (12/12/2014) [-]
Joe Flacco is good for throwing the deep ball, and Jay Cutler is good for throwing picks.
User avatar #37784 - PopcornViking (12/12/2014) [-]
flacco
#37769 - New England peaked too early. I have them losing in the Playo… 12/11/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#37747 - My SB pick is Seattle BTFO out of Denver again. Her…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #37763 - xredsoxmuffin (12/11/2014) [-]
I don't think Denver will beat New England in NE
User avatar #37769 - hawaiianhappysauce (12/11/2014) [-]
New England peaked too early. I have them losing in the Playoffs and not making the Superbowl.
#37745 - I have Cutler (made it, but wont play him), Flacco (Made it an… 12/11/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#37744 - wait... he was the QB in the KC team that ruined the perfect r…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #37750 - saltyfries (12/11/2014) [-]
though ironically that same season, he got blown out by the Pack as a member of the Broncos
User avatar #37749 - saltyfries (12/11/2014) [-]
yep
#37716 - Week 15: Cardinals vs Rams - I am picking the Rams to upse…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #37743 - skullnigga (12/11/2014) [-]
texans will win 3 straight
User avatar #37721 - saltyfries (12/10/2014) [-]
oh yeah, Bills be scrappy yo, good fighters, and AT Buffalo no less, we tend to struggle on the road this season, and our defense needs to get its act together or Kyle Orton may beat us again (he did it with KC and he can do it again).
User avatar #37744 - hawaiianhappysauce (12/11/2014) [-]
wait... he was the QB in the KC team that ruined the perfect regular season?
User avatar #37750 - saltyfries (12/11/2014) [-]
though ironically that same season, he got blown out by the Pack as a member of the Broncos
User avatar #37749 - saltyfries (12/11/2014) [-]
yep
#37708 - Wow, falcons really showed up this game. I guess they should … 12/09/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#37662 - Dude seriously? They beat the Patriots at home they can beat …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #37667 - spazzin (12/08/2014) [-]
It's a TRAP game my nigga.
User avatar #37708 - hawaiianhappysauce (12/09/2014) [-]
Wow, falcons really showed up this game. I guess they should be the favorites to win the NFC South.
#288 - Warning, Raptors and motorcycles. 12/08/2014 on What Year is it? 0
#37647 - I just feel that Murray's efforts will go to waste if he doesn… 12/08/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#37641 - I will say, Revis had a Richard Sherman day where they just di… 12/08/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#37640 - I agree, but it's going to a QB, most likely Rodgers. It's be…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #37646 - themanwithnoplan (12/08/2014) [-]
If the Cowboys finish the season well (spoiler; they won't) then I think Murray should be MVP.

But I say Rodgers is going to be MVP
User avatar #37647 - hawaiianhappysauce (12/08/2014) [-]
I just feel that Murray's efforts will go to waste if he doesn't win something. Maybe OPOY. I look at Murray and I say "this guy is so fun to watch because he is so good."
#37635 - This is a point where you need to have reviewed penalties. 12/08/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1

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User avatar #1 - vissova (06/28/2013) [-]
Takes major balls not to remove a comment with -100 thumbs. Respect to you, sir.
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