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#42167 - Their schedule is easier than last year. Last year they had D…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #42168 - themanwithnoplan (02/06/2015) [-]
I'm counting on NO still crashing and burning
#42165 - Jordan - Best all around Magic - Best at managing the game… 02/06/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +2
#42162 - > Lebron > Needs to be on a team full of superstars …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
User avatar #42171 - abject (02/06/2015) [-]
I almost replaced Lebron with Oscar Robertson.
#42161 - Why do you even care about College football? The only game I …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/06/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #42169 - saltyfries (02/06/2015) [-]
cuz I'm a sports fan, and being from Wisconsin, we're heavily inclined to love our sports, ranging from Packers, Badgers, to Brewers. Also, college football is fun as fuck
#42173 - repostsrepost (02/06/2015) [-]
College Football is only really huge in the South and Midwest. (Southern Cal too I guess) With a lot schools you're talking about 100 years of history. If you live in or near one of those fanbases its one of the most exciting sports cultures there is in this country.
User avatar #42174 - saltyfries (02/06/2015) [-]
fuck yeah dude! Wisconsin is one of the oldest too! Badger pride!
#42249 - repostsrepost (02/07/2015) [-]
I got respect for the Big Ten/ SEC schools that have a ton of history that go back to before there were even tvs to watch them on

Here in Florida our teams weren't relevent until the 80s/90s. Florida was the last team to win their first natty in '96 and FSU pretty much didn't have a football program before Bowden took over in 76 and is only on their second head coach since then. Hell, even UCF has had their moment to shine lately. The culture here isn't as intense as in Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Georgia, or Alabama but it's still awesome if you're in the right place.
#42153 - The 2015 nfl home / away schedules are basically out. …  [+] (8 new replies) 02/06/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#42181 - anon (02/06/2015) [-]
>putting Giants over Eagles
User avatar #42183 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/06/2015) [-]
> Eli beat Brady in the SB twice... do you even watch Football?
#42192 - anon (02/06/2015) [-]
> Eli is nowhere near as good as what he once was
> Just because you did something once doesn't mean you will do it again

Have you not watched football for the past few years or something?
User avatar #42349 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/07/2015) [-]
There is always a QB who just has your number. Everyone has one. Eli is the one for Brady. I think the Giants are more difficult than the Eagles because they have better receivers and better defense. Their secondary got demolished by injuries and Victor Cruz was gone in a few weeks. The Eagles couldn't beat any good team without a ton of Luck (literally, luck threw a pick on a drive where a FG would ice the game).
#42198 - anon (02/06/2015) [-]
well, twice. But you get the point
User avatar #42166 - themanwithnoplan (02/06/2015) [-]
Holy fuck, Colts have an easy af schedule

Home: Houston, Jacksonville, Tennessee, New England, New York Jets, New Orleans, Tampa Bay and Denver

Road: Houston, Jacksonville, Tennessee, Buffalo, Miami, Atlanta, Carolina, Pittsburgh

2 hardest games are at home. Calling it now, 13-3 Colts
User avatar #42167 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/06/2015) [-]
Their schedule is easier than last year. Last year they had Denver on road, Ravens, Dallas on road, Eagles, Patriots. And that was it for hard games, they easily won 11 games but lost every single hard game. They played a Bengals team that stinks in the playoffs and then beat an injured Peyton, then got absolutely demolished by the Patriots.

This year, the hardest games are the Bills and Dolphins on the road. But I also think New England is going to give them trouble and if NO gets their act together, they will be tough too.

I think they will
1. Sweep their own division - 6 wins
2. Win 2/4 of the AFC East - 2 Wins
3. Win 3/4 of the NFC South - 3 Wins
4. Lose to Denver or Pitt - 1 win
12-4
User avatar #42168 - themanwithnoplan (02/06/2015) [-]
I'm counting on NO still crashing and burning
#697 - > Says Wololo > Probably never played Age of Empires…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/06/2015 on More attractive FJers -9
User avatar #705 - catpower (02/06/2015) [-]
wololo
#1186 - hotschurl (02/06/2015) [-]
User avatar #1379 - joshlol (02/06/2015) [-]
why you make names red
#1660 - hotschurl (02/06/2015) [-]
Because wololo is what priests in age of empires said when converting enemies (and thus changing their color). I thought it would be funny
User avatar #1664 - joshlol (02/06/2015) [-]
so it was just for the sake of the comment?
I thought you'd made it permanent lol
User avatar #1665 - hotschurl (02/06/2015) [-]
How would i permanently modify the site? O.o I would need to hack it and I'm not even wearing my ski mask
Or do you mean only for myself?
User avatar #1666 - joshlol (02/06/2015) [-]
just for yourself of course
#1671 - hotschurl (02/06/2015) [-]
Well that would be possible but rather pointless indeed
User avatar #1673 - joshlol (02/06/2015) [-]
yup
#41721 - Picture 02/04/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +6
#269 - The difference 02/03/2015 on the exact moment +1
#268 - And unfortunately we have bandwagon fans too... 02/03/2015 on the exact moment 0
#267 - The ones that actually show up at the games are probably not, … 02/03/2015 on the exact moment 0
#263 - 1. Sherman putting up 2 fingers and 4 fingers for 24 after th…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/03/2015 on the exact moment 0
User avatar #264 - sketchE (02/03/2015) [-]
their "fans" are all bandwagoners just like 90 percent of all patriots fans
User avatar #268 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/03/2015) [-]
And unfortunately we have bandwagon fans too...
User avatar #267 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/03/2015) [-]
The ones that actually show up at the games are probably not, just the ones you find in Massachusetts wearing a Marshawn Lynch Jersey.
#41504 - This fanbase is either 1. Bandwagoners like Will Ferrell or C…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +3
User avatar #41505 - AreyouSerious (02/03/2015) [-]
brady was always goat status in my book.
#41499 - Enjoy the "Us 12's" tears.  [+] (6 new replies) 02/03/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +3
User avatar #41523 - choochoomofo (02/03/2015) [-]
They have the worst fanbase and most arrogant players. I'm glad they lost. To anyone feeling sympathetic towards them just remember that these are the same people who have been talking down on us for the past year.
User avatar #41516 - bondofsnow (02/03/2015) [-]
Maybe now these Seahawks fans near where I live will shut up. Seriously, their attitudes were starting to make me dislike the hawks more than the Cowboys.

Seattle has Marshawn "Beastmode" Lynch but the Pats have Malcolm "Dream Killer" Butler haha
#41503 - kkKhris (02/03/2015) [-]
>Seattle after the INT
User avatar #41502 - AreyouSerious (02/03/2015) [-]
that's is the most autistic thing I've ever seen and I've seen a lot.
User avatar #41504 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/03/2015) [-]
This fanbase is either 1. Bandwagoners like Will Ferrell or Chris Pratt. Or loud and obnoxious assholes, just like the team itself. Watching assholes like Richard Sherman crying, Pete Carroll in disbelief, Seattle's defense getting into a fight like a bunch of classes pricks, and then finally watching the disgusting fanbase get what they deserve is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in the NFL. And to top it all off, the most hated franchise of all time wins and the most hated Coach and QB are now in serious discussion for GOAT status.

User avatar #41505 - AreyouSerious (02/03/2015) [-]
brady was always goat status in my book.
#41498 - Last year he said Peyton's "classiness" was a humbli… 02/03/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#170 - Asshole deserves that. It's not only great that I'm a patriot…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/03/2015 on the exact moment -1
User avatar #227 - sketchE (02/03/2015) [-]
classless team in the NFL? just take a second to listen to anything tom bradyhas said ever. hes a first rate douchebag and a fucking cheater. this is why i wanted the entire superbowl canceled. regardless of the result of last years superbowl going in we knew who was the best two teams in the NFL. this year not a fucking chance. contreversy in half the fucking games some of which were deemed wrong. half of that contreversy was from the patriots alone.
User avatar #263 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/03/2015) [-]
1. Sherman putting up 2 fingers and 4 fingers for 24 after they take a 24-14 lead.
2. On same TD, Baldwin "moons" the fans like randy moss did when he was a viking.
3. They start a fight after they lose.
4. Before the game Sherman takes shots at Patriots ownership and Goodell
5. After Packers game, Baldwin yells at reporters saying that no one believed in them. WTF is he talking about? Delusional?

If you actually watch the NFCCG last year and this year, or better, you watch a damn football game they played and their press conferences, you would understand that they are assholes. Even the fans are almost as bad as Philly Fans.
User avatar #264 - sketchE (02/03/2015) [-]
their "fans" are all bandwagoners just like 90 percent of all patriots fans
User avatar #268 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/03/2015) [-]
And unfortunately we have bandwagon fans too...
User avatar #267 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/03/2015) [-]
The ones that actually show up at the games are probably not, just the ones you find in Massachusetts wearing a Marshawn Lynch Jersey.
#41482 - Now that the dust has settled. What do you think you NFL team…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #41488 - saltyfries (02/02/2015) [-]
>>#41443,
#41446 - I vote for Kurt as the official Patriots representative. Kurt… 02/02/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#41397 - Maybe if he scored in the red zone and didn't settle for FGs t…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #41403 - saltyfries (02/02/2015) [-]
I still think that Fake FG was what did it in for us, once they pulled that, it lit a fire so hard that even Shawn Slocum agreed with me that there was no way we were going to stop them. We had them on the ropes for sure, even the FG's were chipping away at their confidence, it was that Fake FG that 100% turned it around for them and then our Defense just couldn't stop them from there.
#41366 - Brady Stats: 4 TDs 2 picks, 328 yards passing only 57 yards …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #41382 - maxcarnage (02/02/2015) [-]
Ya, but I was disappointed that it wasn't even an interesting game
funnyjunk.com/sports/41189#41189

(way to have faith in the GOAT)
#41360 - And so did GB in the NFCCG...  [+] (3 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
User avatar #41369 - saltyfries (02/02/2015) [-]
that was our defense that choked not offense to be fair. A-a-ron didn't even play in OT
User avatar #41397 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/02/2015) [-]
Maybe if he scored in the red zone and didn't settle for FGs they would have won...
User avatar #41403 - saltyfries (02/02/2015) [-]
I still think that Fake FG was what did it in for us, once they pulled that, it lit a fire so hard that even Shawn Slocum agreed with me that there was no way we were going to stop them. We had them on the ropes for sure, even the FG's were chipping away at their confidence, it was that Fake FG that 100% turned it around for them and then our Defense just couldn't stop them from there.
#41346 - Best part about the SB was that Seattle had the home field adv…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #41349 - bondofsnow (02/02/2015) [-]
Seattle killed themselves with the last 3 plays though.
User avatar #41360 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/02/2015) [-]
And so did GB in the NFCCG...
User avatar #41369 - saltyfries (02/02/2015) [-]
that was our defense that choked not offense to be fair. A-a-ron didn't even play in OT
User avatar #41397 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/02/2015) [-]
Maybe if he scored in the red zone and didn't settle for FGs they would have won...
User avatar #41403 - saltyfries (02/02/2015) [-]
I still think that Fake FG was what did it in for us, once they pulled that, it lit a fire so hard that even Shawn Slocum agreed with me that there was no way we were going to stop them. We had them on the ropes for sure, even the FG's were chipping away at their confidence, it was that Fake FG that 100% turned it around for them and then our Defense just couldn't stop them from there.
#41339 - You're just mad that Brady did what Rodgers couldn't do... Win.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
User avatar #41343 - saltyfries (02/02/2015) [-]
to be fair I have no strong opinion of deflategate, I just find it funny
#41341 - saltyfries (02/02/2015) [-]
touche
#41280 - That was the best SB I have ever seen. Might go down as the b…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#41291 - saltyfries (02/02/2015) [-]
for you my friend
Andrew W. K. Party Hard Lyrics
#41209 - But the Seahawks are the best team in the NFL. 02/01/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#41197 - Here is what I think is going to happen: 1. Patriots… 02/01/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0

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