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#28998 - The USA did not deserve to win that game. The only reason why…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #29053 - shakalakaboomboom (07/02/2014) [-]
It's kind of funny that when I was reading that, apart from a few things, it still sounded like you were talking about American Footbal/ Handegg
No offence I just found it funny
User avatar #29062 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/03/2014) [-]
What other country plays American Football?
#28880 - I don't get how these professionals can't score a goal at POIN… 07/01/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#28841 - How the hell do I have poor reading comprehension if you are t…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #28846 - Epicgetguy (07/01/2014) [-]
Damn son, calm down.

I don't know where you live, but down here DEEP IN THE HEART OF Texas, they're selling US Mens soccer merchandising in Walmarts, HEB, Targets, off the streets downtown and in little shops. Soccer is probably the second biggest sport behind Football over here.

We do have a lot of people who are truly into the sport, MLS is getting more ratings Not a lot, mind you.
#28840 - USA not a football country => not a great team is… 07/01/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#28836 - You clearly don't understand what I am saying. I'm …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #28839 - Epicgetguy (07/01/2014) [-]
Do you have poor reading comprehension? I acknowledged the fact that those teams get their dosh from their fans and sponsors, but they also get it through merchandising.

Also, why the fuck does it matter if they don't get payed as much as a baseball player? Many teams don't earn a lot but they still play their fucking hearts out.
User avatar #28841 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/01/2014) [-]
How the hell do I have poor reading comprehension if you are the one accusing me of saying anything about the skill set of the soccer teams having anything to do with how much they are paid, when really I am talking about the demand for professional soccer players in the US it's low .

Once again, you clearly don't live in america. Merchandising? Merchandising what? I have never EVER seen any Soccer Jerseys in my life. Compared to American Football? Give me a break.

As for the "playing their hearts out." If I me and my friends played our hearts out against a superior team in any sport we would still get our asses handed to us. Skill is a combination of genetics and talent and practice. I guarantee you that there are athletes who play in another sport who could have started off playing soccer, but knew that wouldn't get him anywhere because no one cares about soccer here. So instead they enter the popular sport, make millions, and fuck tons of bitches instead.
User avatar #28846 - Epicgetguy (07/01/2014) [-]
Damn son, calm down.

I don't know where you live, but down here DEEP IN THE HEART OF Texas, they're selling US Mens soccer merchandising in Walmarts, HEB, Targets, off the streets downtown and in little shops. Soccer is probably the second biggest sport behind Football over here.

We do have a lot of people who are truly into the sport, MLS is getting more ratings Not a lot, mind you.
#28834 - But England was never good. They "lost" to the US l… 07/01/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#28830 - Well, my number 1 teams are USA, Costa Rica, and Columbia anyway.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #28831 - yeorgh (07/01/2014) [-]
It's Colombia negro.
#28829 - It's not so much that the country doesn't like the sport, it's…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #28835 - Epicgetguy (07/01/2014) [-]
Those teams get their money through sponsors, ticket sales, and merchandising and have NOTHING to do with the actual skills of the players. Just because they're not getting payed as much as a pro football player don't mean shit.
User avatar #28836 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/01/2014) [-]
You clearly don't understand what I am saying.

I'm saying because the US doesn't give a rats ass about Soccer (until the world cup happens) there are fewer sponsors and the team makes less money, therefore there is less money to pay the individual who plays on the team, whereas in other sports players make much more because Americans pay money to see these games.
User avatar #28839 - Epicgetguy (07/01/2014) [-]
Do you have poor reading comprehension? I acknowledged the fact that those teams get their dosh from their fans and sponsors, but they also get it through merchandising.

Also, why the fuck does it matter if they don't get payed as much as a baseball player? Many teams don't earn a lot but they still play their fucking hearts out.
User avatar #28841 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/01/2014) [-]
How the hell do I have poor reading comprehension if you are the one accusing me of saying anything about the skill set of the soccer teams having anything to do with how much they are paid, when really I am talking about the demand for professional soccer players in the US it's low .

Once again, you clearly don't live in america. Merchandising? Merchandising what? I have never EVER seen any Soccer Jerseys in my life. Compared to American Football? Give me a break.

As for the "playing their hearts out." If I me and my friends played our hearts out against a superior team in any sport we would still get our asses handed to us. Skill is a combination of genetics and talent and practice. I guarantee you that there are athletes who play in another sport who could have started off playing soccer, but knew that wouldn't get him anywhere because no one cares about soccer here. So instead they enter the popular sport, make millions, and fuck tons of bitches instead.
User avatar #28846 - Epicgetguy (07/01/2014) [-]
Damn son, calm down.

I don't know where you live, but down here DEEP IN THE HEART OF Texas, they're selling US Mens soccer merchandising in Walmarts, HEB, Targets, off the streets downtown and in little shops. Soccer is probably the second biggest sport behind Football over here.

We do have a lot of people who are truly into the sport, MLS is getting more ratings Not a lot, mind you.
#28827 - Why not Germany - they've been to the finals 7 times and won 3…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #28828 - yeorgh (07/01/2014) [-]
You should eliminate Argentina on the same basis as France, if they win they'll brag about it for centuries, hell they still worship Maradona.
User avatar #28830 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/01/2014) [-]
Well, my number 1 teams are USA, Costa Rica, and Columbia anyway.
User avatar #28831 - yeorgh (07/01/2014) [-]
It's Colombia negro.
#28823 - I think the USA won't win this game. Lets face it, the USA is…  [+] (17 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #28826 - lawuser (07/01/2014) [-]
In contrast to Italy and England where football is a huge sport and look how well they did.
User avatar #28840 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/01/2014) [-]
USA not a football country => not a great team

is not the same logical statement as

Big football country => great team.

So I never argued that big football countries will not fail.
User avatar #28838 - vwanyama (07/01/2014) [-]
I think if England stopped thinking they were world class and realised they had a slighty better than average side they would do much better. I might be bias because i'm Scottish but the media for them during the world cup is unbearable. So over hyped.
User avatar #28834 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/01/2014) [-]
But England was never good. They "lost" to the US last tournament.
User avatar #28833 - yeorgh (07/01/2014) [-]
Spain and Portugal too.
User avatar #28825 - Epicgetguy (07/01/2014) [-]
>A team won't make it out of a tournament because the country doesn't like the sport.

Skill has nothing to do with it, right?
User avatar #28829 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/01/2014) [-]
It's not so much that the country doesn't like the sport, it's mainly because you probably won't get paid as much as you would playing American Football, Baseball, or Basketball. There are baseball players that make more money than the entire Soccer team.
User avatar #28835 - Epicgetguy (07/01/2014) [-]
Those teams get their money through sponsors, ticket sales, and merchandising and have NOTHING to do with the actual skills of the players. Just because they're not getting payed as much as a pro football player don't mean shit.
User avatar #28836 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/01/2014) [-]
You clearly don't understand what I am saying.

I'm saying because the US doesn't give a rats ass about Soccer (until the world cup happens) there are fewer sponsors and the team makes less money, therefore there is less money to pay the individual who plays on the team, whereas in other sports players make much more because Americans pay money to see these games.
User avatar #28839 - Epicgetguy (07/01/2014) [-]
Do you have poor reading comprehension? I acknowledged the fact that those teams get their dosh from their fans and sponsors, but they also get it through merchandising.

Also, why the fuck does it matter if they don't get payed as much as a baseball player? Many teams don't earn a lot but they still play their fucking hearts out.
User avatar #28841 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/01/2014) [-]
How the hell do I have poor reading comprehension if you are the one accusing me of saying anything about the skill set of the soccer teams having anything to do with how much they are paid, when really I am talking about the demand for professional soccer players in the US it's low .

Once again, you clearly don't live in america. Merchandising? Merchandising what? I have never EVER seen any Soccer Jerseys in my life. Compared to American Football? Give me a break.

As for the "playing their hearts out." If I me and my friends played our hearts out against a superior team in any sport we would still get our asses handed to us. Skill is a combination of genetics and talent and practice. I guarantee you that there are athletes who play in another sport who could have started off playing soccer, but knew that wouldn't get him anywhere because no one cares about soccer here. So instead they enter the popular sport, make millions, and fuck tons of bitches instead.
User avatar #28846 - Epicgetguy (07/01/2014) [-]
Damn son, calm down.

I don't know where you live, but down here DEEP IN THE HEART OF Texas, they're selling US Mens soccer merchandising in Walmarts, HEB, Targets, off the streets downtown and in little shops. Soccer is probably the second biggest sport behind Football over here.

We do have a lot of people who are truly into the sport, MLS is getting more ratings Not a lot, mind you.
User avatar #28824 - yeorgh (07/01/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #28827 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/01/2014) [-]
Why not Germany - they've been to the finals 7 times and won 3 I think. They are also highly ranked (second).

Why not France - Every French person I've met is an asshole.

Why not Netherlands - they flopped to beat Mexico and did not deserve to win in regulation (it should have ended in extra time or penalty kicks). I have no respect for teams that win major favors from the refs.

Why not Belgium - because that would mean they beat the US.
Why Argentina - decent team, not my favorite, but still wouldn't mind seeing them win. It's been a long time since they won.
Why USA - I live here, never even made the finals.
Why Columbia - Never even made the finals.
Why Costa Rica - Same reason as Columbia.

Brazil is the last non euro team I would like to see win since they are given "home field advantage" and they won 5 times and made the finals 7 times.
User avatar #28828 - yeorgh (07/01/2014) [-]
You should eliminate Argentina on the same basis as France, if they win they'll brag about it for centuries, hell they still worship Maradona.
User avatar #28830 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/01/2014) [-]
Well, my number 1 teams are USA, Costa Rica, and Columbia anyway.
User avatar #28831 - yeorgh (07/01/2014) [-]
It's Colombia negro.
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#141353 - dehumanizer (07/01/2014) [-]
i wish it was that easy...
User avatar #141380 - acemcgunner (07/01/2014) [-]
look bro, find a girl and tell her to be friends and try to start dating...
#141389 - dehumanizer (07/01/2014) [-]
her last words to me today: "Look i dont want to have anything incommon with you and its better if we dont ever speak again."

I just....cant.... argh how many times have I heard this phrase... its like im the anti-casanova.
User avatar #141395 - acemcgunner (07/01/2014) [-]
ok what you don't have incommon
#141434 - dehumanizer (07/01/2014) [-]
i dont bloody know, does it matter? there are no girls like me
User avatar #141586 - acemcgunner (07/02/2014) [-]
then be a girl
#141587 - dehumanizer (07/02/2014) [-]
whats the point of not tourmenting myself over somebody else then?
User avatar #141588 - acemcgunner (07/02/2014) [-]
idon't know
#8068 - No I am not... 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name 0
#3055 - hi  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name 0
#3757 - darkdanger (06/30/2014) [-]
You're no Admin
User avatar #8068 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/30/2014) [-]
No I am not...
#42 - But in the show she even says that they were free and gave the… 06/29/2014 on SJWs in a nuttshell +1
#28598 - Costa Rica played with 10 men, they had 3x the number of cards… 06/29/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +3
#28571 - I already said that it was also embellishment. 06/29/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#28566 - What I mean is, I wouldn't give away anything unless it's a ve…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #28567 - Aethlius (06/29/2014) [-]
well the ref probably just made up for the first penalty he didn't call
User avatar #28571 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/29/2014) [-]
I already said that it was also embellishment.
#141061 - But once you completely give up and stop trying, life isn't as… 06/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#28519 - That was even worse than the Brazil flop in the WC opener. … 06/29/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#28518 - More embellishment. 06/29/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#28511 - The guy took a dive and they got a free goal. If I were a ref…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #28561 - Aethlius (06/29/2014) [-]
but near the goal is the only place you can call a penalty???¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿?¿¿¿¿¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿
User avatar #28566 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/29/2014) [-]
What I mean is, I wouldn't give away anything unless it's a very very obvious foul.
User avatar #28567 - Aethlius (06/29/2014) [-]
well the ref probably just made up for the first penalty he didn't call
User avatar #28571 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/29/2014) [-]
I already said that it was also embellishment.
User avatar #28528 - Spencernumberseven (06/29/2014) [-]
That's why you're not a ref in the World Cup..
#28505 - You know something is wrong with a sport when a dive can win y…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +3
User avatar #28533 - maxcarnage (06/29/2014) [-]
why, refs make mistakes in every sport, that doesn't make the sport bad
User avatar #28513 - yeorgh (06/29/2014) [-]
They denied him one in the first time anyway.
User avatar #28518 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/29/2014) [-]
More embellishment.
User avatar #28506 - thegrohltroll (06/29/2014) [-]
Are you saying that it wasn't deserved?
User avatar #28512 - cedrock (06/29/2014) [-]
It wasn't....It looked really fucking fake...Specially seen he jumped over everything else...
User avatar #28511 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/29/2014) [-]
The guy took a dive and they got a free goal. If I were a ref in a world cup game I would NEVER call a penalty near the goal, let them play.
User avatar #28561 - Aethlius (06/29/2014) [-]
but near the goal is the only place you can call a penalty???¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿?¿¿¿¿¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿
User avatar #28566 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/29/2014) [-]
What I mean is, I wouldn't give away anything unless it's a very very obvious foul.
User avatar #28567 - Aethlius (06/29/2014) [-]
well the ref probably just made up for the first penalty he didn't call
User avatar #28571 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/29/2014) [-]
I already said that it was also embellishment.
User avatar #28528 - Spencernumberseven (06/29/2014) [-]
That's why you're not a ref in the World Cup..
User avatar #28509 - fuckingtrolls (06/29/2014) [-]
No sir
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User avatar #1 - vissova (06/28/2013) [-]
Takes major balls not to remove a comment with -100 thumbs. Respect to you, sir.
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