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Dear diary, I accidentaly engaged another person in homo-lewd conversations. May have forgoten to say "No homo".comment
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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: haxxernaut
Interests: masturbate
Date Signed Up:8/23/2012
Last Login:7/28/2014
Location:Portugal
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Content Ranking:#105
Comment Ranking:#201
Highest Content Rank:#105
Highest Comment Rank:#200
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Times Content Favorited:4108 times
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#97 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
hey I've seen you so many times I guess we can be good friends!
#100 to #99 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
thank you
thank you
#101 to #100 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
i took a brief look at your profile.... i like it too
seems like we have some common interests!
#102 to #101 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
shit... i have been down this road before
#56 - valax ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
#77 to #56 - havockwzy (07/25/2014) [-]
you like it and you cant deny it
#79 to #78 - havockwzy (07/25/2014) [-]
what if i like it rough?
#80 to #79 - valax ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
R- Rough like.. c- calling you a bitch, and.. stuff..?
#81 to #80 - havockwzy (07/25/2014) [-]
and spanking, and pulling and bitting
#82 to #81 - valax ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
How about you do biting and I'll do something else?

jk
#83 to #82 - havockwzy (07/25/2014) [-]
but i like giving rather than recieving
but i like giving rather than recieving
#84 to #83 - valax ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
Well, aren't you full of Christmas spirit.
#85 to #84 - havockwzy (07/25/2014) [-]
fine, ill take one for the team
fine, ill take one for the team
#86 to #85 - valax ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
Gonna buy some wards?
#87 to #86 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
sentry wards to see if you are hiding something from me
#60 to #59 - valax ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
Just as planned.

Check list:
1. Become cute.
2. Dominate the world.
#61 to #60 - havockwzy (07/25/2014) [-]
step 2 is a bit harder
#62 to #61 - valax ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
B- But.. the world.. i- it's...
#63 to #62 - havockwzy (07/25/2014) [-]
ZA WARLDO!
ZA WARLDO!
#65 to #64 - havockwzy (07/25/2014) [-]
just too much for you to handle
just too much for you to handle
#69 to #68 - havockwzy (07/25/2014) [-]
masturbate and then feel the post masturbation shame
#70 to #69 - valax ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
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#71 to #70 - havockwzy (07/25/2014) [-]
the more you want the harder it gets
the more you want the harder it gets
#72 to #71 - valax ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
F- Fuck, fine..
F- Fuck, fine..
User avatar #52 - admin (07/23/2014) [-]
> move to greece or portugal, prices are similar to ghettos but theres nice beaches around

that true brah?
User avatar #53 to #52 - havockwzy (07/23/2014) [-]
i live in portugal, place is nice but we simply dont have much money
#27 - valax ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
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#28 to #27 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
booty had me like
#29 to #28 - valax ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #49 to #29 - ssheinrich (07/20/2014) [-]
source?

sorry to ruind your lovely bromance/gay thing going on here
User avatar #50 to #49 - havockwzy (07/23/2014) [-]
i tried to find sauce it i couldnt, sorry.
User avatar #51 to #50 - ssheinrich (07/23/2014) [-]
oh well. thanks for trying
#31 to #30 - valax ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
<- You on the left, me on the right.
<- You on the left, me on the right.
#32 to #31 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
me on the left, you on the right
#33 to #32 - valax ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
You on the left, me on the right.
You on the left, me on the right.
#34 to #33 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
me on the right, i mean left, i mean righ.... you get the idea
me on the right, i mean left, i mean righ.... you get the idea
#35 to #34 - valax ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
You tell me which you want to be.
You tell me which you want to be.
#37 to #36 - valax ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
What would you say if some Russia fanatic killed Dondy in Ukraine?
#38 to #37 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
SPARE

NO

CYKA
#39 to #38 - valax ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
I bet it'd get into the news, though! Maybe world wide.
#40 to #39 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
with the added drama dota 2 would become an official sport and be hosted at the olympics
#41 to #40 - valax ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
Statues would be build in memory of Dendo?
Statues would be build in memory of Dendo?
#48 to #41 - dendo (07/20/2014) [-]
Wait I'm getting a statue now?
#54 to #48 - valax ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
Well, this is unexpected.
Nevertheless, I did promise you a statue.
#42 to #41 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
and the guilty of his murder would be hanged by meat hooks
#43 to #42 - valax ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
Snowball fights will turn into gory hookball fights.
Snowball fights will turn into gory hookball fights.
#44 to #43 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
you mean meatbal fights
#45 to #44 - valax ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
Artificial meteorite meatball fights.
Artificial meteorite meatball fights.
#46 to #45 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
well this was an strange time to take off my shorts, nice timing
#47 to #46 - valax ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
You're welcome, bro.
You're welcome, bro.
User avatar #22 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
may i have your fj points?
User avatar #24 to #23 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
is that a no?
i mean, i need them for the fj items game.
i know i assumed that you don't use them, but you don't have many items so i though i could ask
User avatar #25 to #24 - havockwzy (07/19/2014) [-]
yep thats a no

and i dont use them but i like to stack large piles of shit
User avatar #26 to #25 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
well that sucks
thanks for replying though
User avatar #20 - angelodlt (07/07/2014) [-]
Do you make those console comics?
User avatar #21 to #20 - havockwzy (07/07/2014) [-]
No, I can barely draw stickmen.

I would post the source but i got this from 4chan.

Dunno if they got it from somewhere else or if an anon drew it.
User avatar #19 - sleepyjesus (02/17/2014) [-]
You have been randomly visited by Sleepy Jesus.

You are #8 of many
#6 - valax ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
What starting items do you get?
I, being the scrubby support player I am, get 2 Tangos, 1 Courier and 4 Branches.
Simplest build ever.
#7 to #6 - havockwzy (01/29/2014) [-]
1 tango + 1 qb + 1 stout, if i go safe carry

1 tango + 1 stout +1 salve + ring of protection is i go solo off as bristleback

1 tango + 1 salve(usually ends up being used on the carry)+1 clarity + courier and get the rest on branches if babysitter support
#8 to #7 - valax ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
I don't wanna rub lotion on my carry.
My carry will eat trees and be happy with it.
#9 to #8 - havockwzy (01/29/2014) [-]
my carry farms heros
#10 to #9 - valax ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
I have no idea how to play carry anymore.
I've been investing in playing support really well.
Some games go easily and fluidly and team pushes towers and it works out.
But some games you just sit in the lane for 25 mins and wonder when a tower is gonna get pushed or when something will happen.
#11 to #10 - havockwzy (01/29/2014) [-]
screw supporting and carrying, go split push like the rat you are, win the game by yourself
#12 to #11 - valax ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
Team better not yell at me for not being there when they all get killed together, though.
#13 to #12 - havockwzy (01/29/2014) [-]
do you queue in american russia or european russia?
#14 to #13 - valax ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
Both European Russias.
#15 to #14 - havockwzy (01/29/2014) [-]
im might need to play together sometime
#16 to #15 - valax ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
I'd play together. Not today though, I'm suppose to have an exam tomorrow and stuff.
How many games have you played?
My current total games on record is.. what... 615?
I have 1133 hours of dota2 plaid on Steam.
I plaid lots of Co-op versus Bots early on.
User avatar #17 to #16 - havockwzy (01/29/2014) [-]
dotabuff.com/players/31469259

knock yourself out champ i got 1,6k hours atm and i had 3.8k solo mmr at some point
User avatar #18 to #17 - valax ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
dotabuff.com/players/62193364
This is mine, but it's very old since the page stopped recording my matches.
#5 - iamspika (01/12/2014) [-]
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