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Date Signed Up:8/23/2012
Last Login:7/29/2014
Location:Portugal
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#193 - i took a brief look at your profile.... i like it  [+] (22 new replies) 07/26/2014 on anotheroneonearth's profile 0
#194 - anotheroneonearth (07/26/2014) [-]
glad to hear that
#195 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
that just make me like you more
User avatar #196 - anotheroneonearth (07/26/2014) [-]
appreciate you a lot!
I hope there are more cro high and jojo crossover, they incredibly match!

also just found this...
MAD【魁!パッショーネ高校】完成版
#197 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
this pleases me in very lewd ways
#198 - anotheroneonearth (07/26/2014) [-]
did your mushroom grow?
#199 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
y-y-yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
#200 - anotheroneonearth (07/26/2014) [-]
dat movie was intense as fuck
#201 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
it was something else thats true, and the space dandy crossover was great
#202 - anotheroneonearth (07/26/2014) [-]
oh yeah that episode. I loled when mickey-like mouse appeared
#203 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
is that your final dandy?
#204 - anotheroneonearth (07/26/2014) [-]
#205 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
w-w-whaat.... do you mean theres is more?
#206 - anotheroneonearth (07/26/2014) [-]
yes
#207 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
#214 - anotheroneonearth (07/26/2014) [-]
you are already watching
www.chia-anime.com/hokuto-no-ken
#215 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
thanks!
#208 - anotheroneonearth (07/26/2014) [-]
yeah I was pretty sure you'd also like Hokuto no Ken...
manime forever.
#209 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
i might, im just terribly lazy when it comes to starting new things
User avatar #210 - anotheroneonearth (07/26/2014) [-]
you haven't watched it yet? then start with youtube clips.
not only badass, this show is quite well made as a comedy.
everything about Kenshiro is so ridiculously manly and villains are incredibly ugly and dirty.
I would say, this is much funnier than most of todays comedy anime.
also this show has one of the best opening songs.
Kenshiro vs. the uggos
#211 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
thank you i might need some extra pushes though
#212 - anotheroneonearth (07/26/2014) [-]
reasons I recommend this show:
- it's an archetype of many of today's animemanga. for example some Jojos are obviously based off Kenshiro.
- this is a real classic. after watching Hokuto no Ken you'll understand many other shows have references and parodies on this show.
for example Freddie's horse is almost identical to that appears in Hokuto no Ken.
- this show has really good music that never leaves your mind.
- superb voice acting. sometimes animation is badly drawn, but passionate voice acting repair the fault.
- and above all, this show teaches you to be a man.

I'm not good at English but this would be enough.
but I don't wanna shove it into your mouth, so try it when you have time!
#213 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
NOW BE A MAN AND DEVILER A VIABLE SOURCE
#98 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 07/26/2014 on havockwzy's profile 0
#99 - anotheroneonearth (07/26/2014) [-]
#100 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
thank you
#101 - anotheroneonearth (07/26/2014) [-]
i took a brief look at your profile.... i like it too
seems like we have some common interests!
#102 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
shit... i have been down this road before
#103 - anotheroneonearth (21 hours ago) [-]
hi, I uploaded my cro high reaction pics folder.
you can have some.
imgur.com/a/ayCd0
#109 - havockwzy (14 hours ago) [-]
I would like to thank you for your act of kindness from before and repa you with some JoJo

imgur.com/a/r8HId
User avatar #104 - havockwzy (21 hours ago) [-]
thanks honeyboy
#8 - This isnt so bad after all, im liking this "socialising&q… 07/26/2014 on hardcore fans 0
#7 - oh shit, i guess i will have to go outside  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2014 on hardcore fans +1
#8 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
This isnt so bad after all, im liking this "socialising" thing
#5 - this is not going to end well  [+] (3 new replies) 07/26/2014 on hardcore fans +1
#6 - anotheroneonearth (07/26/2014) [-]
well then
#7 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
oh shit, i guess i will have to go outside
#8 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
This isnt so bad after all, im liking this "socialising" thing
#3 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 07/26/2014 on hardcore fans +1
#4 - anotheroneonearth (07/26/2014) [-]
#5 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
this is not going to end well
#6 - anotheroneonearth (07/26/2014) [-]
well then
#7 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
oh shit, i guess i will have to go outside
#8 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
This isnt so bad after all, im liking this "socialising" thing
#2 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 07/26/2014 on hardcore fans +1
#3 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
#4 - anotheroneonearth (07/26/2014) [-]
#5 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
this is not going to end well
#6 - anotheroneonearth (07/26/2014) [-]
well then
#7 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
oh shit, i guess i will have to go outside
#8 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
This isnt so bad after all, im liking this "socialising" thing
#93 - *moves even closer* 07/26/2014 on civ games +5
#91 - my legion is ready  [+] (4 new replies) 07/26/2014 on civ games +5
User avatar #138 - schneidend (07/26/2014) [-]
Ah, the great Roman engineer, Steve Jobs.
User avatar #163 - inquisition (07/26/2014) [-]
And who could forget the German General, Leonidas.
User avatar #92 - inquisition (07/26/2014) [-]
dude get your troops away from my borders

"Denounced"
#93 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
*moves even closer*
#89 - >Stacking up nukes because, why not >France asks the…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/26/2014 on civ games +6
User avatar #90 - inquisition (07/26/2014) [-]
>Neutral
>Friendly
>Friendly
>Friendly
>Guarded

First nuclear missile produced:

>Neutral
>Guarded
>Afraid
>Guarded
>Hostile
#91 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
my legion is ready
User avatar #138 - schneidend (07/26/2014) [-]
Ah, the great Roman engineer, Steve Jobs.
User avatar #163 - inquisition (07/26/2014) [-]
And who could forget the German General, Leonidas.
User avatar #92 - inquisition (07/26/2014) [-]
dude get your troops away from my borders

"Denounced"
#93 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
*moves even closer*
#87 - 1 turn away from petra A distant civ has finished bui…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/26/2014 on civ games +6
User avatar #130 - masonhawke (07/26/2014) [-]
Whenever someone takes the military wonders from me i do the same thing
User avatar #88 - inquisition (07/26/2014) [-]
>1 turn away from great library
>Great Library has been built in a far away land
>Are you sure you wish to uninstall Civilization 5?
#89 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
>Stacking up nukes because, why not
>France asks the congress to ban nuclear weapons
>Nobody like France because they kept going to war with everyone
>Ban fails
>Nuclear launch detected
>I have seen the future, you're not in it
User avatar #90 - inquisition (07/26/2014) [-]
>Neutral
>Friendly
>Friendly
>Friendly
>Guarded

First nuclear missile produced:

>Neutral
>Guarded
>Afraid
>Guarded
>Hostile
#91 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
my legion is ready
User avatar #138 - schneidend (07/26/2014) [-]
Ah, the great Roman engineer, Steve Jobs.
User avatar #163 - inquisition (07/26/2014) [-]
And who could forget the German General, Leonidas.
User avatar #92 - inquisition (07/26/2014) [-]
dude get your troops away from my borders

"Denounced"
#93 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
*moves even closer*
#55 - Picture 07/26/2014 on Eye swap +1
#84 - Picture  [+] (15 new replies) 07/26/2014 on civ games +13
User avatar #139 - TigerMann (07/26/2014) [-]
From all of the Civilization posts, comments, and the sort, I really want to try the game out. Is it on Steam? Also is it a singleplayer game only? Because this seems like a game that would be really interesting for multiplayer.
User avatar #140 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
civ is on steam, the expansions are worth it but the game is still pricey, you might want to wait for a sale.

It has mp but it takes a long time to finish a game so singleplayer is a big focus on this game
User avatar #141 - TigerMann (07/26/2014) [-]
Thanks for the info, friend. Have a thumb.
User avatar #110 - thesovereigngrave (07/26/2014) [-]
>Your Holy City has been converted

I have declared war on civs before just because their Missionary/Prophet has gotten too close to my cities.
User avatar #86 - inquisition (07/26/2014) [-]
that petra one really pisses me off when I play a desert civ
#87 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
1 turn away from petra

A distant civ has finished building it

Find the fucker

War was declared
User avatar #130 - masonhawke (07/26/2014) [-]
Whenever someone takes the military wonders from me i do the same thing
User avatar #88 - inquisition (07/26/2014) [-]
>1 turn away from great library
>Great Library has been built in a far away land
>Are you sure you wish to uninstall Civilization 5?
#89 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
>Stacking up nukes because, why not
>France asks the congress to ban nuclear weapons
>Nobody like France because they kept going to war with everyone
>Ban fails
>Nuclear launch detected
>I have seen the future, you're not in it
User avatar #90 - inquisition (07/26/2014) [-]
>Neutral
>Friendly
>Friendly
>Friendly
>Guarded

First nuclear missile produced:

>Neutral
>Guarded
>Afraid
>Guarded
>Hostile
#91 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
my legion is ready
User avatar #138 - schneidend (07/26/2014) [-]
Ah, the great Roman engineer, Steve Jobs.
User avatar #163 - inquisition (07/26/2014) [-]
And who could forget the German General, Leonidas.
User avatar #92 - inquisition (07/26/2014) [-]
dude get your troops away from my borders

"Denounced"
#93 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
*moves even closer*
#56 - better or worse?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2014 on samus is a girl? yeah we... +1
User avatar #77 - dummerbaztard (07/26/2014) [-]
Why are legoman faces terrible?
#277 - Picture 07/26/2014 on ROLLING AROUND 0
#1 - Picture 07/26/2014 on (untitled) +15
#4 - Picture 07/26/2014 on Guy has 232 teeth removed +1
#12 - SENPAI YOU FUCKER, LOOK OVER HERE OR ELSE!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2014 on Do they really have this... +1
#13 - vlademitrius (07/26/2014) [-]
#28 - **havockwzy rolled image ** 07/26/2014 on type "*roll image*" in the... 0
#4 - you are most welcome i though i might have been … 07/26/2014 on helterskeletor's profile 0
#2 - you have been disrupted by the evil shadow skeletor  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2014 on helterskeletor's profile 0
User avatar #3 - helterskeletor (07/26/2014) [-]
This is my new favorite picture. Thank you and god bless.
#4 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
you are most welcome

i though i might have been into dota 2 because of your post
#9 - yo-yo-you too  [+] (3 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Do they really have this... +5
#11 - vlademitrius (07/26/2014) [-]
tfw senpai never notices you
#12 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
SENPAI YOU FUCKER, LOOK OVER HERE OR ELSE!
#13 - vlademitrius (07/26/2014) [-]
#7 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Do they really have this... +9
User avatar #8 - helterskeletor (07/26/2014) [-]
I love you.
like
so much.
#9 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
yo-yo-you too
#11 - vlademitrius (07/26/2014) [-]
tfw senpai never notices you
#12 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
SENPAI YOU FUCKER, LOOK OVER HERE OR ELSE!
#13 - vlademitrius (07/26/2014) [-]
#3 - i dunno 07/26/2014 on trypophobia 0
#5 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Do they really have this... +27
#6 - helterskeletor (07/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #7 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #8 - helterskeletor (07/26/2014) [-]
I love you.
like
so much.
#9 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
yo-yo-you too
#11 - vlademitrius (07/26/2014) [-]
tfw senpai never notices you
#12 - havockwzy (07/26/2014) [-]
SENPAI YOU FUCKER, LOOK OVER HERE OR ELSE!
#13 - vlademitrius (07/26/2014) [-]
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#105 - Byte (20 hours ago) [-]
Comment Picture
#97 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
hey I've seen you so many times I guess we can be good friends!
#100 to #99 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
thank you
thank you
#101 to #100 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
i took a brief look at your profile.... i like it too
seems like we have some common interests!
#102 to #101 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
shit... i have been down this road before
#103 to #102 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
hi, I uploaded my cro high reaction pics folder.   
you can have some.   
imgur.com/a/ayCd0
hi, I uploaded my cro high reaction pics folder.
you can have some.
imgur.com/a/ayCd0
#109 to #103 - havockwzy ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
I would like to thank you for your act of kindness from before and repa you with some JoJo

imgur.com/a/r8HId
User avatar #104 to #103 - havockwzy ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
thanks honeyboy
#77 to #56 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
you like it and you cant deny it
#79 to #78 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
what if i like it rough?
#80 to #79 - valax (07/25/2014) [-]
R- Rough like.. c- calling you a bitch, and.. stuff..?
#81 to #80 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
and spanking, and pulling and bitting
#82 to #81 - valax (07/25/2014) [-]
How about you do biting and I'll do something else?

jk
#83 to #82 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
but i like giving rather than recieving
but i like giving rather than recieving
#84 to #83 - valax (07/25/2014) [-]
Well, aren't you full of Christmas spirit.
#85 to #84 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
fine, ill take one for the team
fine, ill take one for the team
#86 to #85 - valax (07/26/2014) [-]
Gonna buy some wards?
#87 to #86 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
sentry wards to see if you are hiding something from me
#57 to #56 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
...hi
#59 to #58 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
maybe
#60 to #59 - valax (07/25/2014) [-]
Just as planned.

Check list:
1. Become cute.
2. Dominate the world.
#61 to #60 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
step 2 is a bit harder
#62 to #61 - valax (07/25/2014) [-]
B- But.. the world.. i- it's...
#63 to #62 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
ZA WARLDO!
ZA WARLDO!
#65 to #64 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
just too much for you to handle
just too much for you to handle
#69 to #68 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
masturbate and then feel the post masturbation shame
#71 to #70 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
the more you want the harder it gets
the more you want the harder it gets
#72 to #71 - valax (07/25/2014) [-]
F- Fuck, fine..
F- Fuck, fine..
User avatar #52 - admin (07/23/2014) [-]
> move to greece or portugal, prices are similar to ghettos but theres nice beaches around

that true brah?
User avatar #53 to #52 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
i live in portugal, place is nice but we simply dont have much money
#27 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#28 to #27 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
booty had me like
User avatar #49 to #29 - ssheinrich (07/20/2014) [-]
source?

sorry to ruind your lovely bromance/gay thing going on here
User avatar #50 to #49 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
i tried to find sauce it i couldnt, sorry.
User avatar #51 to #50 - ssheinrich (07/23/2014) [-]
oh well. thanks for trying
#31 to #30 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
<- You on the left, me on the right.
<- You on the left, me on the right.
#32 to #31 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
me on the left, you on the right
#33 to #32 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
You on the left, me on the right.
You on the left, me on the right.
#34 to #33 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
me on the right, i mean left, i mean righ.... you get the idea
me on the right, i mean left, i mean righ.... you get the idea
#35 to #34 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
You tell me which you want to be.
You tell me which you want to be.
#36 to #35 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
dondi pls
#37 to #36 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
What would you say if some Russia fanatic killed Dondy in Ukraine?
#38 to #37 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
SPARE

NO

CYKA
#39 to #38 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
I bet it'd get into the news, though! Maybe world wide.
#40 to #39 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
with the added drama dota 2 would become an official sport and be hosted at the olympics
#41 to #40 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Statues would be build in memory of Dendo?
Statues would be build in memory of Dendo?
#48 to #41 - dendo (07/20/2014) [-]
Wait I'm getting a statue now?
#54 to #48 - valax (07/25/2014) [-]
Well, this is unexpected.
Nevertheless, I did promise you a statue.
#42 to #41 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
and the guilty of his murder would be hanged by meat hooks
#43 to #42 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Snowball fights will turn into gory hookball fights.
Snowball fights will turn into gory hookball fights.
#44 to #43 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
you mean meatbal fights
#45 to #44 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Artificial meteorite meatball fights.
Artificial meteorite meatball fights.
#46 to #45 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
well this was an strange time to take off my shorts, nice timing
#47 to #46 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
You're welcome, bro.
You're welcome, bro.
User avatar #22 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
may i have your fj points?
User avatar #24 to #23 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
is that a no?
i mean, i need them for the fj items game.
i know i assumed that you don't use them, but you don't have many items so i though i could ask
User avatar #25 to #24 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
yep thats a no

and i dont use them but i like to stack large piles of shit
User avatar #26 to #25 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
well that sucks
thanks for replying though
User avatar #20 - angelodlt (07/07/2014) [-]
Do you make those console comics?
User avatar #21 to #20 - havockwzy ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
No, I can barely draw stickmen.

I would post the source but i got this from 4chan.

Dunno if they got it from somewhere else or if an anon drew it.
User avatar #19 - sleepyjesus (02/17/2014) [-]
You have been randomly visited by Sleepy Jesus.

You are #8 of many
#6 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
What starting items do you get?
I, being the scrubby support player I am, get 2 Tangos, 1 Courier and 4 Branches.
Simplest build ever.
#7 to #6 - havockwzy ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
1 tango + 1 qb + 1 stout, if i go safe carry

1 tango + 1 stout +1 salve + ring of protection is i go solo off as bristleback

1 tango + 1 salve(usually ends up being used on the carry)+1 clarity + courier and get the rest on branches if babysitter support
#8 to #7 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
I don't wanna rub lotion on my carry.
My carry will eat trees and be happy with it.
#9 to #8 - havockwzy ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
my carry farms heros
#10 to #9 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
I have no idea how to play carry anymore.
I've been investing in playing support really well.
Some games go easily and fluidly and team pushes towers and it works out.
But some games you just sit in the lane for 25 mins and wonder when a tower is gonna get pushed or when something will happen.
#11 to #10 - havockwzy ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
screw supporting and carrying, go split push like the rat you are, win the game by yourself
#12 to #11 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
Team better not yell at me for not being there when they all get killed together, though.
#13 to #12 - havockwzy ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
do you queue in american russia or european russia?
#14 to #13 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
Both European Russias.
#15 to #14 - havockwzy ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
im might need to play together sometime
#16 to #15 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
I'd play together. Not today though, I'm suppose to have an exam tomorrow and stuff.
How many games have you played?
My current total games on record is.. what... 615?
I have 1133 hours of dota2 plaid on Steam.
I plaid lots of Co-op versus Bots early on.
User avatar #17 to #16 - havockwzy ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
dotabuff.com/players/31469259

knock yourself out champ i got 1,6k hours atm and i had 3.8k solo mmr at some point
User avatar #18 to #17 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
dotabuff.com/players/62193364
This is mine, but it's very old since the page stopped recording my matches.
#5 - iamspika (01/12/2014) [-]
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