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Dear diary, I accidentaly engaged another person in homo-lewd conversations. May have forgoten to say "No homo".comment
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Steam Profile: haxxernaut
Date Signed Up:8/23/2012
Last Login:7/24/2014
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#3 - the legends are real 11 hours ago on Test +3
#74 - move to greece or portugal, prices are similar to ghettos but …  [+] (4 new replies) 11 hours ago on describe your daily routine +1
User avatar #348 - senseii (1 hour ago) [-]
Can confirm. Portugal is (in my opinion) a pretty decent country to live and its cost of living is lower than most first world countries.
#372 - anonymous (47 minutes ago) [-]
*lower than most first world countries.
User avatar #375 - senseii (45 minutes ago) [-]
Not sure what you mean by that.
User avatar #385 - teocherries (26 minutes ago) [-]
The price is lower than first world countries, implying Portugal is a second world country
#2 - joshlol joshlol joshlol  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on Test +1
#3 - havockwzy (11 hours ago) [-]
the legends are real
#3 - well reverse searching that picture only get these similar res…  [+] (5 new replies) 11 hours ago on Sauce? +1
#6 - radgebadger (11 hours ago) [-]
Thumbing for the effort, though
#8 - havockwzy (11 hours ago) [-]
you are one kind man, may you find your porn and cum gallons
#4 - radgebadger (11 hours ago) [-]
Saddest of times, there MUST be a video somewhere
User avatar #5 - havockwzy (11 hours ago) [-]
try 4 chan they usual have knowledge about these things
User avatar #12 - ClockTank (9 hours ago) [-]
If he finds it he better post that shit.
#1 - she killed herself  [+] (7 new replies) 11 hours ago on Sauce? 0
#2 - radgebadger (11 hours ago) [-]
That doesn't really look like her at all, and I cropped the image from one of those fake "Girl kills herself after dad sees her doing this on her webcam" facebook posts
User avatar #3 - havockwzy (11 hours ago) [-]
well reverse searching that picture only get these similar results, 16 y/o commits suicide yada yada yda
#6 - radgebadger (11 hours ago) [-]
Thumbing for the effort, though
#8 - havockwzy (11 hours ago) [-]
you are one kind man, may you find your porn and cum gallons
#4 - radgebadger (11 hours ago) [-]
Saddest of times, there MUST be a video somewhere
User avatar #5 - havockwzy (11 hours ago) [-]
try 4 chan they usual have knowledge about these things
User avatar #12 - ClockTank (9 hours ago) [-]
If he finds it he better post that shit.
#4 - cleans the uterus aswell  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on The Very Definition Of... 0
User avatar #6 - thebobinito (5 hours ago) [-]
Grim.
#1 - Well its a relief, one way or the other 11 hours ago on The Very Definition Of... +4
#1 - If 9 out of 10 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean that…  [+] (2 new replies) 13 hours ago on Birthday card 0
#2 - kjoni (13 hours ago) [-]
it means that the 10th one doesn't suffer from it, which refers to having it, not to how it feels like
#3 - incrediblejohn (7 hours ago) [-]
#3 - yes but not a brick of it 15 hours ago on "snack" 0
#3 - traps you say?  [+] (9 new replies) 15 hours ago on Not safe +38
User avatar #20 - ubermasterfaggot (41 minutes ago) [-]
I had a bluetooth connected speaker hidden inside my shower and played one of the scenes when my cousin got in.
#16 - ettne (2 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #10 - squidamon (5 hours ago) [-]
Holy shit those captions....
#8 - tylosaurus (6 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #6 - bbboy (7 hours ago) [-]
I watched every friggen episode of that. And it was amazing.
#4 - limb (10 hours ago) [-]
source?
User avatar #18 - dinonator (2 hours ago) [-]
saus on dat
User avatar #5 - drbrainbleach (10 hours ago) [-]
Natsuyasumi - Summer Break
User avatar #11 - dyalibya (4 hours ago) [-]
you will have better luck googling "Natsuyasumi - Summer vacation"
#1 - That is clearly blitzball 15 hours ago on Badass Dodgeball player 0
#1 - Picture 07/23/2014 on Magic (10052.5% OC) 0
#1 - micro skills 07/23/2014 on Everything in this photo is... +1
#50 - i tried to find sauce it i couldnt, sorry.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on havockwzy's profile 0
User avatar #51 - ssheinrich (10 hours ago) [-]
oh well. thanks for trying
#6026 - well if you ever want to hear my bullshit you could add me on …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on goldendarknessx's profile 0
#6027 - goldendarknessx (07/23/2014) [-]
Sure just send me your names over in PM or I'll send em to you whichever you prefer.
#3 - im sorry but i stole this from the internet i n… 07/23/2014 on Fixed it 0
#6024 - well that IS worse the "best" was when i wo…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2014 on goldendarknessx's profile 0
#6025 - goldendarknessx (07/23/2014) [-]
My god if you're having crazy dreams like that all the time I would leave to hear em all. Should make posts about em too.


Calm down It's not that bad
#6026 - havockwzy (07/23/2014) [-]
well if you ever want to hear my bullshit you could add me on skype or steam
#6027 - goldendarknessx (07/23/2014) [-]
Sure just send me your names over in PM or I'll send em to you whichever you prefer.
#6022 - whats on your page is up to you, i dont think it can get…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/23/2014 on goldendarknessx's profile 0
#6023 - goldendarknessx (07/23/2014) [-]
Still sucks either way.

Try thinking you're being chased by a witch you panic so much you wake up and then think you see her face staring at you from the hall.
#6024 - havockwzy (07/23/2014) [-]
well that IS worse

the "best" was when i woke up in my dream tied up to my bed, at the corner of the room there was woman laughing.

She comes closer and i notice she was wearing a white sleeping dress and her hair was pale colored, she proceeded t oclimb on the bed, hands are cold and wet. I soon notice that she was covered in blood and had a knife.

The knife ran from the my chest to my throat, slowly, and then she asked me is i had any last words.

"Im kinda hungry" i said

Next thing i know, we are both at the pizza hut eating and laughing like if it were a comercial, she is still covered in blood and nobody seemed to care.

wow this looked like something someone would post on tumblr
#6025 - goldendarknessx (07/23/2014) [-]
My god if you're having crazy dreams like that all the time I would leave to hear em all. Should make posts about em too.


Calm down It's not that bad
#6026 - havockwzy (07/23/2014) [-]
well if you ever want to hear my bullshit you could add me on skype or steam
#6027 - goldendarknessx (07/23/2014) [-]
Sure just send me your names over in PM or I'll send em to you whichever you prefer.
#6020 - the few dreams i was able to recall just made me ponder harder… 07/23/2014 on goldendarknessx's profile 0
#6018 - dont lie, you would pay premium prices to have that seared int…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2014 on goldendarknessx's profile 0
#6019 - goldendarknessx (07/23/2014) [-]
I think that's gonna get banned. Nah I'm more of a made my dreams a reality kinda guy. It sucks that I don't dream very often.
#6020 - havockwzy (07/23/2014) [-]
the few dreams i was able to recall just made me ponder harder into my mental sanity

cant ban the truth
#6016 - i can be in my dreams  [+] (4 new replies) 07/23/2014 on goldendarknessx's profile 0
#6017 - goldendarknessx (07/23/2014) [-]
If they ever invent something that can record dreams remind me to never watch yours.
#6018 - havockwzy (07/23/2014) [-]
dont lie, you would pay premium prices to have that seared into your brain to relive it every night
#6019 - goldendarknessx (07/23/2014) [-]
I think that's gonna get banned. Nah I'm more of a made my dreams a reality kinda guy. It sucks that I don't dream very often.
#6020 - havockwzy (07/23/2014) [-]
the few dreams i was able to recall just made me ponder harder into my mental sanity

cant ban the truth
#6014 - YET  [+] (6 new replies) 07/23/2014 on goldendarknessx's profile 0
#6015 - goldendarknessx (07/23/2014) [-]
You will never be a tentacle raping monster
#6016 - havockwzy (07/23/2014) [-]
i can be in my dreams
#6017 - goldendarknessx (07/23/2014) [-]
If they ever invent something that can record dreams remind me to never watch yours.
#6018 - havockwzy (07/23/2014) [-]
dont lie, you would pay premium prices to have that seared into your brain to relive it every night
#6019 - goldendarknessx (07/23/2014) [-]
I think that's gonna get banned. Nah I'm more of a made my dreams a reality kinda guy. It sucks that I don't dream very often.
#6020 - havockwzy (07/23/2014) [-]
the few dreams i was able to recall just made me ponder harder into my mental sanity

cant ban the truth
#6012 - but but.... its like their job, or something  [+] (8 new replies) 07/23/2014 on goldendarknessx's profile 0
#6013 - goldendarknessx (07/23/2014) [-]
Yes but you ain't no tentacle raping monster.
#6014 - havockwzy (07/23/2014) [-]
YET
#6015 - goldendarknessx (07/23/2014) [-]
You will never be a tentacle raping monster
#6016 - havockwzy (07/23/2014) [-]
i can be in my dreams
#6017 - goldendarknessx (07/23/2014) [-]
If they ever invent something that can record dreams remind me to never watch yours.
#6018 - havockwzy (07/23/2014) [-]
dont lie, you would pay premium prices to have that seared into your brain to relive it every night
#6019 - goldendarknessx (07/23/2014) [-]
I think that's gonna get banned. Nah I'm more of a made my dreams a reality kinda guy. It sucks that I don't dream very often.
#6020 - havockwzy (07/23/2014) [-]
the few dreams i was able to recall just made me ponder harder into my mental sanity

cant ban the truth
#6010 - i wonder if its hot as hell down there then  [+] (10 new replies) 07/23/2014 on goldendarknessx's profile 0
#6011 - goldendarknessx (07/23/2014) [-]
No rape asian ladies das bad
#6012 - havockwzy (07/23/2014) [-]
but but.... its like their job, or something
#6013 - goldendarknessx (07/23/2014) [-]
Yes but you ain't no tentacle raping monster.
#6014 - havockwzy (07/23/2014) [-]
YET
#6015 - goldendarknessx (07/23/2014) [-]
You will never be a tentacle raping monster
#6016 - havockwzy (07/23/2014) [-]
i can be in my dreams
#6017 - goldendarknessx (07/23/2014) [-]
If they ever invent something that can record dreams remind me to never watch yours.
#6018 - havockwzy (07/23/2014) [-]
dont lie, you would pay premium prices to have that seared into your brain to relive it every night
#6019 - goldendarknessx (07/23/2014) [-]
I think that's gonna get banned. Nah I'm more of a made my dreams a reality kinda guy. It sucks that I don't dream very often.
#6020 - havockwzy (07/23/2014) [-]
the few dreams i was able to recall just made me ponder harder into my mental sanity

cant ban the truth
#6008 - i would run between those hills, if you get my drill  [+] (12 new replies) 07/23/2014 on goldendarknessx's profile 0
#6009 - goldendarknessx (07/23/2014) [-]
Those ain't hills. Those are heaven.
#6010 - havockwzy (07/23/2014) [-]
i wonder if its hot as hell down there then
#6011 - goldendarknessx (07/23/2014) [-]
No rape asian ladies das bad
#6012 - havockwzy (07/23/2014) [-]
but but.... its like their job, or something
#6013 - goldendarknessx (07/23/2014) [-]
Yes but you ain't no tentacle raping monster.
#6014 - havockwzy (07/23/2014) [-]
YET
#6015 - goldendarknessx (07/23/2014) [-]
You will never be a tentacle raping monster
#6016 - havockwzy (07/23/2014) [-]
i can be in my dreams
#6017 - goldendarknessx (07/23/2014) [-]
If they ever invent something that can record dreams remind me to never watch yours.
#6018 - havockwzy (07/23/2014) [-]
dont lie, you would pay premium prices to have that seared into your brain to relive it every night
#6019 - goldendarknessx (07/23/2014) [-]
I think that's gonna get banned. Nah I'm more of a made my dreams a reality kinda guy. It sucks that I don't dream very often.
#6020 - havockwzy (07/23/2014) [-]
the few dreams i was able to recall just made me ponder harder into my mental sanity

cant ban the truth
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User avatar #52 - admin (7 hours ago) [-]
> move to greece or portugal, prices are similar to ghettos but theres nice beaches around

that true brah?
User avatar #53 to #52 - havockwzy (5 hours ago) [-]
i live in portugal, place is nice but we simply dont have much money
#27 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#28 to #27 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
booty had me like
User avatar #49 to #29 - ssheinrich (07/20/2014) [-]
source?

sorry to ruind your lovely bromance/gay thing going on here
User avatar #50 to #49 - havockwzy (07/23/2014) [-]
i tried to find sauce it i couldnt, sorry.
User avatar #51 to #50 - ssheinrich (10 hours ago) [-]
oh well. thanks for trying
#31 to #30 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
<- You on the left, me on the right.
<- You on the left, me on the right.
#32 to #31 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
me on the left, you on the right
#33 to #32 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
You on the left, me on the right.
You on the left, me on the right.
#34 to #33 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
me on the right, i mean left, i mean righ.... you get the idea
me on the right, i mean left, i mean righ.... you get the idea
#35 to #34 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
You tell me which you want to be.
You tell me which you want to be.
#37 to #36 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
What would you say if some Russia fanatic killed Dondy in Ukraine?
#38 to #37 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
SPARE

NO

CYKA
#39 to #38 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
I bet it'd get into the news, though! Maybe world wide.
#40 to #39 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
with the added drama dota 2 would become an official sport and be hosted at the olympics
#41 to #40 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Statues would be build in memory of Dendo?
Statues would be build in memory of Dendo?
#48 to #41 - dendo ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
Wait I'm getting a statue now?
#42 to #41 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
and the guilty of his murder would be hanged by meat hooks
#43 to #42 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Snowball fights will turn into gory hookball fights.
Snowball fights will turn into gory hookball fights.
#44 to #43 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
you mean meatbal fights
#45 to #44 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Artificial meteorite meatball fights.
Artificial meteorite meatball fights.
#46 to #45 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
well this was an strange time to take off my shorts, nice timing
#47 to #46 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
You're welcome, bro.
You're welcome, bro.
User avatar #22 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
may i have your fj points?
User avatar #24 to #23 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
is that a no?
i mean, i need them for the fj items game.
i know i assumed that you don't use them, but you don't have many items so i though i could ask
User avatar #25 to #24 - havockwzy (07/19/2014) [-]
yep thats a no

and i dont use them but i like to stack large piles of shit
User avatar #26 to #25 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
well that sucks
thanks for replying though
User avatar #20 - angelodlt (07/07/2014) [-]
Do you make those console comics?
User avatar #21 to #20 - havockwzy (07/07/2014) [-]
No, I can barely draw stickmen.

I would post the source but i got this from 4chan.

Dunno if they got it from somewhere else or if an anon drew it.
User avatar #19 - sleepyjesus (02/17/2014) [-]
You have been randomly visited by Sleepy Jesus.

You are #8 of many
#6 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
What starting items do you get?
I, being the scrubby support player I am, get 2 Tangos, 1 Courier and 4 Branches.
Simplest build ever.
#7 to #6 - havockwzy (01/29/2014) [-]
1 tango + 1 qb + 1 stout, if i go safe carry

1 tango + 1 stout +1 salve + ring of protection is i go solo off as bristleback

1 tango + 1 salve(usually ends up being used on the carry)+1 clarity + courier and get the rest on branches if babysitter support
#8 to #7 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
I don't wanna rub lotion on my carry.
My carry will eat trees and be happy with it.
#9 to #8 - havockwzy (01/29/2014) [-]
my carry farms heros
#10 to #9 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
I have no idea how to play carry anymore.
I've been investing in playing support really well.
Some games go easily and fluidly and team pushes towers and it works out.
But some games you just sit in the lane for 25 mins and wonder when a tower is gonna get pushed or when something will happen.
#11 to #10 - havockwzy (01/29/2014) [-]
screw supporting and carrying, go split push like the rat you are, win the game by yourself
#12 to #11 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
Team better not yell at me for not being there when they all get killed together, though.
#13 to #12 - havockwzy (01/29/2014) [-]
do you queue in american russia or european russia?
#14 to #13 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
Both European Russias.
#15 to #14 - havockwzy (01/29/2014) [-]
im might need to play together sometime
#16 to #15 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
I'd play together. Not today though, I'm suppose to have an exam tomorrow and stuff.
How many games have you played?
My current total games on record is.. what... 615?
I have 1133 hours of dota2 plaid on Steam.
I plaid lots of Co-op versus Bots early on.
User avatar #17 to #16 - havockwzy (01/29/2014) [-]
dotabuff.com/players/31469259

knock yourself out champ i got 1,6k hours atm and i had 3.8k solo mmr at some point
User avatar #18 to #17 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
dotabuff.com/players/62193364
This is mine, but it's very old since the page stopped recording my matches.
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