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Dear diary, I accidentaly engaged another person in homo-lewd conversations. May have forgoten to say "No homo".comment
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Date Signed Up:8/23/2012
Last Login:7/23/2014
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#33 - tbh most kids can "read" the logos before they actu… 06/30/2014 on We are going to DISNEY! 0
#2 - what i saw  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Undercover arztotska agents +12
#11 - BlazinSun (07/01/2014) [-]
yo, same.
User avatar #6 - JoshOwnsAll (06/30/2014) [-]
I'm ashamed to admit that I saw the same thing
User avatar #8 - roninneko (07/01/2014) [-]
Seeing as it bears a closer resemblance, this is probably what it actually is. Probably belongs to a chav fucker in Eastern Europe.
#3 - **havockwzy rolled user datgrass ** you are gonna get it 06/30/2014 on damn straight +3
#2 - mfw mask  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Pika pika motherfucker +86
User avatar #4 - plokix (06/30/2014) [-]
Fucking masks man, try to get them all.
#3 - anonymous (06/30/2014) [-]
HA HA! PAYDAY STUFF!
#3 - Picture 06/30/2014 on Squatlightenment +5
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on (untitled) +3
#17 - mastersaturday (06/30/2014) [-]
#4 - Picture 06/30/2014 on amazing cosplay +6
#2 - tbh i could most kids can "read" the logos before th…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/30/2014 on We are going to DISNEY! +102
User avatar #110 - mikoli (07/01/2014) [-]
you should go when you get the funds its fun for all ages plus there is lots of kids to fuck.
#104 - thefiddler (07/01/2014) [-]
we can go together if you want
#59 - skinnypanda (06/30/2014) [-]
Yeah I think you're right.

My 4 year old nephew can name all of his ps3 games (~20 or so) just by seeing the name at the back of the cases he can't read but he recognises the shapes of the letters ect.

User avatar #32 - failtolawl (06/30/2014) [-]
"tbh i could most kids can "read" the logos before they actually learn how to read. "
User avatar #33 - havockwzy (06/30/2014) [-]
tbh most kids can "read" the logos before they actually learn how to read.

fixed it.
#8 - anonymous (06/30/2014) [-]
The little girl is blind in case you didn't know
#22 - fukyu (06/30/2014) [-]
proof
User avatar #4 - mendelevium (06/30/2014) [-]
Sure maybe you can read now, but god that thing was hard to put together.
You sure as fuck can't write.
#102 - anonymous (07/01/2014) [-]
What was hard about it? Are you twelve, English not you first language, or have you not been a part of the internet community long? Because this was completely understandable.
User avatar #12 - subaqueousreach (06/30/2014) [-]
He missed a comma/period after 'could'. Otherwise that was completely decipherable Web English.
User avatar #3 - beren (06/30/2014) [-]
They probably just told her she was holding up a sign saying, "We love Disney" or something.

Also, you have my deepest sympathies.
User avatar #47 - lolzordz (06/30/2014) [-]
did someone just say something?
#9 - Get rich Adopt a kid Name the kid "You" … 06/30/2014 on When you see it... +92
#1678 - **havockwzy rolled user syrianassassin ** I LOVE YOU  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name +1
#1689 - syrianassassin (06/30/2014) [-]
#13 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on Oh boy +1
#14 - gaminggenus (06/30/2014) [-]
#195 - Picture 06/30/2014 on Ultra Cringe +1
#350 - "Summer camp" 06/29/2014 on Admin's Summer Camp 0
#70 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Battefield sadness +33
User avatar #224 - marconde (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't remember why the noob was crying
Why was he crying?
#71 - stalini (06/29/2014) [-]
;_;
#15 - Picture 06/29/2014 on Worth It. 0
#43 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Battefield sadness +239
#223 - GEARBOY (06/29/2014) [-]
#90 - kristovsky (06/29/2014) [-]
im just dissapointed.
#69 - thorinoakenshield (06/29/2014) [-]
#70 - havockwzy (06/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #224 - marconde (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't remember why the noob was crying
Why was he crying?
#71 - stalini (06/29/2014) [-]
;_;
#7 - Picture 06/28/2014 on Fandubs +1
#25 - I know it needs an s in the end 06/28/2014 on D is for Douchebag which... 0
#5 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2014 on Fandubs +2
#6 - crazylance (06/28/2014) [-]
"is a gentleman's jojob"
Stay classy JoJo.
#7 - havockwzy (06/28/2014) [-]
#2 - Picture 06/28/2014 on Apocalyptic Toast +2
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2014 on your scream only fuels my... +8
#10 - insanepyromania (06/28/2014) [-]
Better version
Enlarge
#19 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2014 on True man +58
#38 - GEARBOY (06/28/2014) [-]
#1333 - well then... 06/26/2014 on What girls secretly crave +1
#1332 - **havockwzy rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on What girls secretly crave +2
User avatar #1333 - havockwzy (06/26/2014) [-]
well then...
#88 - well in that case it would a cross over and scott would probab… 06/25/2014 on Oh 0
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#27 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
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#28 to #27 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
booty had me like
User avatar #49 to #29 - ssheinrich ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
source?

sorry to ruind your lovely bromance/gay thing going on here
User avatar #50 to #49 - havockwzy (16 hours ago) [-]
i tried to find sauce it i couldnt, sorry.
User avatar #51 to #50 - ssheinrich ONLINE (34 minutes ago) [-]
oh well. thanks for trying
#31 to #30 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
<- You on the left, me on the right.
<- You on the left, me on the right.
#32 to #31 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
me on the left, you on the right
#33 to #32 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
You on the left, me on the right.
You on the left, me on the right.
#34 to #33 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
me on the right, i mean left, i mean righ.... you get the idea
me on the right, i mean left, i mean righ.... you get the idea
#35 to #34 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
You tell me which you want to be.
You tell me which you want to be.
#37 to #36 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
What would you say if some Russia fanatic killed Dondy in Ukraine?
#38 to #37 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
SPARE

NO

CYKA
#39 to #38 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
I bet it'd get into the news, though! Maybe world wide.
#40 to #39 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
with the added drama dota 2 would become an official sport and be hosted at the olympics
#41 to #40 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Statues would be build in memory of Dendo?
Statues would be build in memory of Dendo?
#48 to #41 - dendo (07/20/2014) [-]
Wait I'm getting a statue now?
#42 to #41 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
and the guilty of his murder would be hanged by meat hooks
#43 to #42 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Snowball fights will turn into gory hookball fights.
Snowball fights will turn into gory hookball fights.
#44 to #43 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
you mean meatbal fights
#45 to #44 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Artificial meteorite meatball fights.
Artificial meteorite meatball fights.
#46 to #45 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
well this was an strange time to take off my shorts, nice timing
#47 to #46 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
You're welcome, bro.
You're welcome, bro.
User avatar #22 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
may i have your fj points?
User avatar #24 to #23 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
is that a no?
i mean, i need them for the fj items game.
i know i assumed that you don't use them, but you don't have many items so i though i could ask
User avatar #25 to #24 - havockwzy (07/19/2014) [-]
yep thats a no

and i dont use them but i like to stack large piles of shit
User avatar #26 to #25 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
well that sucks
thanks for replying though
User avatar #20 - angelodlt (07/07/2014) [-]
Do you make those console comics?
User avatar #21 to #20 - havockwzy (07/07/2014) [-]
No, I can barely draw stickmen.

I would post the source but i got this from 4chan.

Dunno if they got it from somewhere else or if an anon drew it.
User avatar #19 - sleepyjesus (02/17/2014) [-]
You have been randomly visited by Sleepy Jesus.

You are #8 of many
#6 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
What starting items do you get?
I, being the scrubby support player I am, get 2 Tangos, 1 Courier and 4 Branches.
Simplest build ever.
#7 to #6 - havockwzy (01/29/2014) [-]
1 tango + 1 qb + 1 stout, if i go safe carry

1 tango + 1 stout +1 salve + ring of protection is i go solo off as bristleback

1 tango + 1 salve(usually ends up being used on the carry)+1 clarity + courier and get the rest on branches if babysitter support
#8 to #7 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
I don't wanna rub lotion on my carry.
My carry will eat trees and be happy with it.
#9 to #8 - havockwzy (01/29/2014) [-]
my carry farms heros
#10 to #9 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
I have no idea how to play carry anymore.
I've been investing in playing support really well.
Some games go easily and fluidly and team pushes towers and it works out.
But some games you just sit in the lane for 25 mins and wonder when a tower is gonna get pushed or when something will happen.
#11 to #10 - havockwzy (01/29/2014) [-]
screw supporting and carrying, go split push like the rat you are, win the game by yourself
#12 to #11 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
Team better not yell at me for not being there when they all get killed together, though.
#13 to #12 - havockwzy (01/29/2014) [-]
do you queue in american russia or european russia?
#14 to #13 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
Both European Russias.
#15 to #14 - havockwzy (01/29/2014) [-]
im might need to play together sometime
#16 to #15 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
I'd play together. Not today though, I'm suppose to have an exam tomorrow and stuff.
How many games have you played?
My current total games on record is.. what... 615?
I have 1133 hours of dota2 plaid on Steam.
I plaid lots of Co-op versus Bots early on.
User avatar #17 to #16 - havockwzy (01/29/2014) [-]
dotabuff.com/players/31469259

knock yourself out champ i got 1,6k hours atm and i had 3.8k solo mmr at some point
User avatar #18 to #17 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
dotabuff.com/players/62193364
This is mine, but it's very old since the page stopped recording my matches.
#5 - iamspika ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
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#4 - iamspika ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
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