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Dear diary, I accidentaly engaged another person in homo-lewd conversations. May have forgoten to say "No homo".comment
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#16 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2014 on LIES +21
User avatar #17 - ironheadz (07/20/2014) [-]
source?
User avatar #18 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
I am the GJ Club!

i belive
User avatar #19 - ironheadz (07/20/2014) [-]
thank you good sir
#5 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Content : The Movie +76
User avatar #58 - marinepenguin (07/20/2014) [-]
I've played a few hundred hours of Civ 5 and have all the DLC for it, and I cannot comprehend how gut-wrenchingly accurate this is.
#27 - demoraler (07/20/2014) [-]
If you have a small army they'll do this to you. If you have a large army they won't do this to you. If you have too large of an army, they'll do this to you... But the city states are complete assholes to each other and I will never understand why.
#28 - shadowgandalf (07/20/2014) [-]
IIs this a game? I havn't played a civilization type game since "Ogame" was created
Plz tell what game it is
#29 - demoraler (07/20/2014) [-]
Civilization 5; Gandhi's reign.
#30 - shadowgandalf (07/20/2014) [-]
Thanks man, have a pic as thanks
User avatar #21 - loopzoop (07/20/2014) [-]
Please tell me there's more like this.
User avatar #18 - drayn (07/20/2014) [-]
Marrakech mentioned
Swell with Sun
User avatar #15 - undeadwill (07/20/2014) [-]
This is so accurate I swear
#12 - russian pest removal device  [+] (4 new replies) 07/20/2014 on russia today +9
User avatar #19 - dehnoobshow (07/20/2014) [-]
If that's form BF4, Do the parachutes really make you fall that fast?
User avatar #20 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
that is bf3 and i wouldnt know, all i know is that you can make it fall faster or slower in real life.

Dont belive too much in bf and its magical pull out of the ass parachutes
User avatar #22 - dehnoobshow (07/20/2014) [-]
Because in BF3 you fall a lot slower than that.
Even without a Parachute. Without it, you take a flat position that makes you fall slower.
User avatar #23 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
just fall from very hight and keep pressing forward, thena gain the gif could have been sped up
#4 - for future use 07/20/2014 on Oh +18
#1407 - **havockwzy rolled user redstonealchemist ** this guy!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on FJ Friends +1
User avatar #1801 - redstonealchemist (07/20/2014) [-]
I like cake.
#13 - toxicchameleon face when 07/20/2014 on Dj Khaled really needs some... 0
#20 - now thats a good logo 07/20/2014 on this logo is dope +16
#21 - Picture 07/20/2014 on Monster +5
#21 - Picture 07/20/2014 on Taste the rainbow motherfucker +1
#27 - that brough a new meaning to "cover me" 07/20/2014 on Watched a French swat team,... +5
#22 - vacuum the phallus 07/20/2014 on Mistakes were made +1
#10 - but but... i didnt even do anything  [+] (7 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Mistakes were made 0
User avatar #11 - thelizardqueen (07/20/2014) [-]
its not what you did its what we are going to do

;)
#78 - anonymous (07/20/2014) [-]
engage that dick
User avatar #50 - dehnoobshow (07/20/2014) [-]
Worship his dick.
User avatar #22 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
vacuum the phallus
User avatar #20 - thisxshitxisxhard (07/20/2014) [-]
suck his dick
User avatar #19 - ohhh (07/20/2014) [-]
suck his dick
User avatar #14 - createdjustnow (07/20/2014) [-]
suck his dick
#8 - yeah like if i have the money for international calls  [+] (9 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Mistakes were made 0
User avatar #9 - thelizardqueen (07/20/2014) [-]
i will fined you one day be assured
#10 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
but but... i didnt even do anything
User avatar #11 - thelizardqueen (07/20/2014) [-]
its not what you did its what we are going to do

;)
#78 - anonymous (07/20/2014) [-]
engage that dick
User avatar #50 - dehnoobshow (07/20/2014) [-]
Worship his dick.
User avatar #22 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
vacuum the phallus
User avatar #20 - thisxshitxisxhard (07/20/2014) [-]
suck his dick
User avatar #19 - ohhh (07/20/2014) [-]
suck his dick
User avatar #14 - createdjustnow (07/20/2014) [-]
suck his dick
#6 - call me  [+] (14 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Mistakes were made +4
#82 - shadowbreech (07/20/2014) [-]
That Gif come with sauce?
User avatar #83 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
Stella Women’s Academy, High School Division Class C³

i belive

if you got chrome just right click the image and search the picture the results tend to be accurate
#84 - shadowbreech (07/20/2014) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #7 - thelizardqueen (07/20/2014) [-]
407 692 8373
#8 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
yeah like if i have the money for international calls
User avatar #9 - thelizardqueen (07/20/2014) [-]
i will fined you one day be assured
#10 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
but but... i didnt even do anything
User avatar #11 - thelizardqueen (07/20/2014) [-]
its not what you did its what we are going to do

;)
#78 - anonymous (07/20/2014) [-]
engage that dick
User avatar #50 - dehnoobshow (07/20/2014) [-]
Worship his dick.
User avatar #22 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
vacuum the phallus
User avatar #20 - thisxshitxisxhard (07/20/2014) [-]
suck his dick
User avatar #19 - ohhh (07/20/2014) [-]
suck his dick
User avatar #14 - createdjustnow (07/20/2014) [-]
suck his dick
#4 - yeah but this bring a whole new meaning to "bed time expe…  [+] (21 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Mistakes were made +2
User avatar #29 - guiguito (07/20/2014) [-]
I cannot beging to even
#30 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
if only i could unleash the full potential on my "fun" folder you would cry like a tumblr fag
User avatar #51 - ssheinrich (07/20/2014) [-]
i dont know why, but i have a strange need for source
User avatar #52 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
ermmm chaturbate.... i guess
User avatar #31 - guiguito (07/20/2014) [-]
your profile
User avatar #5 - thelizardqueen (07/20/2014) [-]
now that looksfun
#6 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
call me
#82 - shadowbreech (07/20/2014) [-]
That Gif come with sauce?
User avatar #83 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
Stella Women’s Academy, High School Division Class C³

i belive

if you got chrome just right click the image and search the picture the results tend to be accurate
#84 - shadowbreech (07/20/2014) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #7 - thelizardqueen (07/20/2014) [-]
407 692 8373
#8 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
yeah like if i have the money for international calls
User avatar #9 - thelizardqueen (07/20/2014) [-]
i will fined you one day be assured
#10 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
but but... i didnt even do anything
User avatar #11 - thelizardqueen (07/20/2014) [-]
its not what you did its what we are going to do

;)
#78 - anonymous (07/20/2014) [-]
engage that dick
User avatar #50 - dehnoobshow (07/20/2014) [-]
Worship his dick.
User avatar #22 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
vacuum the phallus
User avatar #20 - thisxshitxisxhard (07/20/2014) [-]
suck his dick
User avatar #19 - ohhh (07/20/2014) [-]
suck his dick
User avatar #14 - createdjustnow (07/20/2014) [-]
suck his dick
#10239 - and with this victory i shall go to bed mastu--- sleep and dre…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on valax's profile 0
#10240 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Bye. Have a good one.
#2 - you would ask you about it, but im afraid of the answers  [+] (23 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Mistakes were made +2
User avatar #3 - thelizardqueen (07/20/2014) [-]
sex is nothing to be afraid of
#4 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
yeah but this bring a whole new meaning to "bed time experiements"
User avatar #29 - guiguito (07/20/2014) [-]
I cannot beging to even
#30 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
if only i could unleash the full potential on my "fun" folder you would cry like a tumblr fag
User avatar #51 - ssheinrich (07/20/2014) [-]
i dont know why, but i have a strange need for source
User avatar #52 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
ermmm chaturbate.... i guess
User avatar #31 - guiguito (07/20/2014) [-]
your profile
User avatar #5 - thelizardqueen (07/20/2014) [-]
now that looksfun
#6 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
call me
#82 - shadowbreech (07/20/2014) [-]
That Gif come with sauce?
User avatar #83 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
Stella Women’s Academy, High School Division Class C³

i belive

if you got chrome just right click the image and search the picture the results tend to be accurate
#84 - shadowbreech (07/20/2014) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #7 - thelizardqueen (07/20/2014) [-]
407 692 8373
#8 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
yeah like if i have the money for international calls
User avatar #9 - thelizardqueen (07/20/2014) [-]
i will fined you one day be assured
#10 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
but but... i didnt even do anything
User avatar #11 - thelizardqueen (07/20/2014) [-]
its not what you did its what we are going to do

;)
#78 - anonymous (07/20/2014) [-]
engage that dick
User avatar #50 - dehnoobshow (07/20/2014) [-]
Worship his dick.
User avatar #22 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
vacuum the phallus
User avatar #20 - thisxshitxisxhard (07/20/2014) [-]
suck his dick
User avatar #19 - ohhh (07/20/2014) [-]
suck his dick
User avatar #14 - createdjustnow (07/20/2014) [-]
suck his dick
#10237 - no you times ∞+1  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2014 on valax's profile 0
#10238 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Blast.
My ruses have been foiled once more, I see.
#10239 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
and with this victory i shall go to bed mastu--- sleep and dreama bout my waifu
#10240 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Bye. Have a good one.
#10235 - you are a primal spilt  [+] (5 new replies) 07/20/2014 on valax's profile 0
#10236 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
NO YOU!!
#10237 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
no you times ∞+1
#10238 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Blast.
My ruses have been foiled once more, I see.
#10239 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
and with this victory i shall go to bed mastu--- sleep and dreama bout my waifu
#10240 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Bye. Have a good one.
#10233 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 07/20/2014 on valax's profile 0
#10234 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
You're such a Primal Split
#10235 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
you are a primal spilt
#10236 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
NO YOU!!
#10237 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
no you times ∞+1
#10238 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Blast.
My ruses have been foiled once more, I see.
#10239 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
and with this victory i shall go to bed mastu--- sleep and dreama bout my waifu
#10240 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Bye. Have a good one.
#10231 - THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE  [+] (9 new replies) 07/20/2014 on valax's profile 0
#10232 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Something something Dragon Ball.
#10233 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
#10234 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
You're such a Primal Split
#10235 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
you are a primal spilt
#10236 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
NO YOU!!
#10237 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
no you times ∞+1
#10238 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Blast.
My ruses have been foiled once more, I see.
#10239 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
and with this victory i shall go to bed mastu--- sleep and dreama bout my waifu
#10240 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Bye. Have a good one.
#10229 - <you dont even ask where i got this  [+] (11 new replies) 07/20/2014 on valax's profile 0
#10230 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
#10231 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
#10232 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Something something Dragon Ball.
#10233 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
#10234 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
You're such a Primal Split
#10235 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
you are a primal spilt
#10236 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
NO YOU!!
#10237 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
no you times ∞+1
#10238 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Blast.
My ruses have been foiled once more, I see.
#10239 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
and with this victory i shall go to bed mastu--- sleep and dreama bout my waifu
#10240 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Bye. Have a good one.
#10227 - Picture  [+] (13 new replies) 07/20/2014 on valax's profile 0
#10228 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
<- You.
#10229 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
<you dont even ask where i got this
#10230 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
#10231 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
#10232 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Something something Dragon Ball.
#10233 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
#10234 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
You're such a Primal Split
#10235 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
you are a primal spilt
#10236 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
NO YOU!!
#10237 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
no you times ∞+1
#10238 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Blast.
My ruses have been foiled once more, I see.
#10239 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
and with this victory i shall go to bed mastu--- sleep and dreama bout my waifu
#10240 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Bye. Have a good one.
#10225 - learn russian in dota of course 07/20/2014 on valax's profile 0
#10223 - i have bigger plans for the weekend though  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2014 on valax's profile 0
#10224 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Oh~.......?
#10225 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
learn russian in dota of course
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#77 to #56 - havockwzy (8 hours ago) [-]
you like it and you cant deny it
#79 to #78 - havockwzy (8 hours ago) [-]
what if i like it rough?
#80 to #79 - valax (8 hours ago) [-]
R- Rough like.. c- calling you a bitch, and.. stuff..?
#81 to #80 - havockwzy (8 hours ago) [-]
and spanking, and pulling and bitting
#82 to #81 - valax (8 hours ago) [-]
How about you do biting and I'll do something else?

jk
#83 to #82 - havockwzy (8 hours ago) [-]
but i like giving rather than recieving
but i like giving rather than recieving
#84 to #83 - valax (7 hours ago) [-]
Well, aren't you full of Christmas spirit.
#85 to #84 - havockwzy (7 hours ago) [-]
fine, ill take one for the team
fine, ill take one for the team
#86 to #85 - valax (7 hours ago) [-]
Gonna buy some wards?
#87 to #86 - havockwzy (7 hours ago) [-]
sentry wards to see if you are hiding something from me
#60 to #59 - valax (9 hours ago) [-]
Just as planned.

Check list:
1. Become cute.
2. Dominate the world.
#61 to #60 - havockwzy (9 hours ago) [-]
step 2 is a bit harder
#62 to #61 - valax (9 hours ago) [-]
B- But.. the world.. i- it's...
#63 to #62 - havockwzy (9 hours ago) [-]
ZA WARLDO!
ZA WARLDO!
#65 to #64 - havockwzy (8 hours ago) [-]
just too much for you to handle
just too much for you to handle
#69 to #68 - havockwzy (8 hours ago) [-]
masturbate and then feel the post masturbation shame
#70 to #69 - valax (8 hours ago) [-]
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#71 to #70 - havockwzy (8 hours ago) [-]
the more you want the harder it gets
the more you want the harder it gets
#72 to #71 - valax (8 hours ago) [-]
F- Fuck, fine..
F- Fuck, fine..
User avatar #52 - admin (07/23/2014) [-]
> move to greece or portugal, prices are similar to ghettos but theres nice beaches around

that true brah?
User avatar #53 to #52 - havockwzy (07/23/2014) [-]
i live in portugal, place is nice but we simply dont have much money
#27 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#28 to #27 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
booty had me like
User avatar #49 to #29 - ssheinrich (07/20/2014) [-]
source?

sorry to ruind your lovely bromance/gay thing going on here
User avatar #50 to #49 - havockwzy (07/23/2014) [-]
i tried to find sauce it i couldnt, sorry.
User avatar #51 to #50 - ssheinrich (07/23/2014) [-]
oh well. thanks for trying
#31 to #30 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
&lt;- You on the left, me on the right.
<- You on the left, me on the right.
#32 to #31 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
me on the left, you on the right
#33 to #32 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
You on the left, me on the right.
You on the left, me on the right.
#34 to #33 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
me on the right, i mean left, i mean righ.... you get the idea
me on the right, i mean left, i mean righ.... you get the idea
#35 to #34 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
You tell me which you want to be.
You tell me which you want to be.
#37 to #36 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
What would you say if some Russia fanatic killed Dondy in Ukraine?
#38 to #37 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
SPARE

NO

CYKA
#39 to #38 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
I bet it'd get into the news, though! Maybe world wide.
#40 to #39 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
with the added drama dota 2 would become an official sport and be hosted at the olympics
#41 to #40 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Statues would be build in memory of Dendo?
Statues would be build in memory of Dendo?
#48 to #41 - dendo ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
Wait I'm getting a statue now?
#54 to #48 - valax (10 hours ago) [-]
Well, this is unexpected.
Nevertheless, I did promise you a statue.
#42 to #41 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
and the guilty of his murder would be hanged by meat hooks
#43 to #42 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Snowball fights will turn into gory hookball fights.
Snowball fights will turn into gory hookball fights.
#44 to #43 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
you mean meatbal fights
#45 to #44 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Artificial meteorite meatball fights.
Artificial meteorite meatball fights.
#46 to #45 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
well this was an strange time to take off my shorts, nice timing
#47 to #46 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
You're welcome, bro.
You're welcome, bro.
User avatar #22 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
may i have your fj points?
User avatar #24 to #23 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
is that a no?
i mean, i need them for the fj items game.
i know i assumed that you don't use them, but you don't have many items so i though i could ask
User avatar #25 to #24 - havockwzy (07/19/2014) [-]
yep thats a no

and i dont use them but i like to stack large piles of shit
User avatar #26 to #25 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
well that sucks
thanks for replying though
User avatar #20 - angelodlt (07/07/2014) [-]
Do you make those console comics?
User avatar #21 to #20 - havockwzy (07/07/2014) [-]
No, I can barely draw stickmen.

I would post the source but i got this from 4chan.

Dunno if they got it from somewhere else or if an anon drew it.
User avatar #19 - sleepyjesus (02/17/2014) [-]
You have been randomly visited by Sleepy Jesus.

You are #8 of many
#6 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
What starting items do you get?
I, being the scrubby support player I am, get 2 Tangos, 1 Courier and 4 Branches.
Simplest build ever.
#7 to #6 - havockwzy (01/29/2014) [-]
1 tango + 1 qb + 1 stout, if i go safe carry

1 tango + 1 stout +1 salve + ring of protection is i go solo off as bristleback

1 tango + 1 salve(usually ends up being used on the carry)+1 clarity + courier and get the rest on branches if babysitter support
#8 to #7 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
I don't wanna rub lotion on my carry.
My carry will eat trees and be happy with it.
#9 to #8 - havockwzy (01/29/2014) [-]
my carry farms heros
#10 to #9 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
I have no idea how to play carry anymore.
I've been investing in playing support really well.
Some games go easily and fluidly and team pushes towers and it works out.
But some games you just sit in the lane for 25 mins and wonder when a tower is gonna get pushed or when something will happen.
#11 to #10 - havockwzy (01/29/2014) [-]
screw supporting and carrying, go split push like the rat you are, win the game by yourself
#12 to #11 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
Team better not yell at me for not being there when they all get killed together, though.
#13 to #12 - havockwzy (01/29/2014) [-]
do you queue in american russia or european russia?
#14 to #13 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
Both European Russias.
#15 to #14 - havockwzy (01/29/2014) [-]
im might need to play together sometime
#16 to #15 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
I'd play together. Not today though, I'm suppose to have an exam tomorrow and stuff.
How many games have you played?
My current total games on record is.. what... 615?
I have 1133 hours of dota2 plaid on Steam.
I plaid lots of Co-op versus Bots early on.
User avatar #17 to #16 - havockwzy (01/29/2014) [-]
dotabuff.com/players/31469259

knock yourself out champ i got 1,6k hours atm and i had 3.8k solo mmr at some point
User avatar #18 to #17 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
dotabuff.com/players/62193364
This is mine, but it's very old since the page stopped recording my matches.
#5 - iamspika (01/12/2014) [-]
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