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Dear diary, I accidentaly engaged another person in homo-lewd conversations. May have forgoten to say "No homo".comment
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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: haxxernaut
Date Signed Up:8/23/2012
Last Login:7/23/2014
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#1 - Picture 5 hours ago on Magic (10052.5% OC) 0
#1 - micro skills 5 hours ago on Everything in this photo is... 0
#50 - i tried to find sauce it i couldnt, sorry. 6 hours ago on havockwzy's profile 0
#6026 - well if you ever want to hear my bullshit you could add me on …  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on goldendarknessx's profile 0
#6027 - goldendarknessx (6 hours ago) [-]
Sure just send me your names over in PM or I'll send em to you whichever you prefer.
#3 - im sorry but i stole this from the internet i n… 6 hours ago on Fixed it 0
#6024 - well that IS worse the "best" was when i wo…  [+] (3 new replies) 6 hours ago on goldendarknessx's profile 0
#6025 - goldendarknessx (6 hours ago) [-]
My god if you're having crazy dreams like that all the time I would leave to hear em all. Should make posts about em too.


Calm down It's not that bad
#6026 - havockwzy (6 hours ago) [-]
well if you ever want to hear my bullshit you could add me on skype or steam
#6027 - goldendarknessx (6 hours ago) [-]
Sure just send me your names over in PM or I'll send em to you whichever you prefer.
#6022 - whats on your page is up to you, i dont think it can get…  [+] (5 new replies) 6 hours ago on goldendarknessx's profile 0
#6023 - goldendarknessx (6 hours ago) [-]
Still sucks either way.

Try thinking you're being chased by a witch you panic so much you wake up and then think you see her face staring at you from the hall.
#6024 - havockwzy (6 hours ago) [-]
well that IS worse

the "best" was when i woke up in my dream tied up to my bed, at the corner of the room there was woman laughing.

She comes closer and i notice she was wearing a white sleeping dress and her hair was pale colored, she proceeded t oclimb on the bed, hands are cold and wet. I soon notice that she was covered in blood and had a knife.

The knife ran from the my chest to my throat, slowly, and then she asked me is i had any last words.

"Im kinda hungry" i said

Next thing i know, we are both at the pizza hut eating and laughing like if it were a comercial, she is still covered in blood and nobody seemed to care.

wow this looked like something someone would post on tumblr
#6025 - goldendarknessx (6 hours ago) [-]
My god if you're having crazy dreams like that all the time I would leave to hear em all. Should make posts about em too.


Calm down It's not that bad
#6026 - havockwzy (6 hours ago) [-]
well if you ever want to hear my bullshit you could add me on skype or steam
#6027 - goldendarknessx (6 hours ago) [-]
Sure just send me your names over in PM or I'll send em to you whichever you prefer.
#6020 - the few dreams i was able to recall just made me ponder harder… 6 hours ago on goldendarknessx's profile 0
#6018 - dont lie, you would pay premium prices to have that seared int…  [+] (2 new replies) 6 hours ago on goldendarknessx's profile 0
#6019 - goldendarknessx (6 hours ago) [-]
I think that's gonna get banned. Nah I'm more of a made my dreams a reality kinda guy. It sucks that I don't dream very often.
#6020 - havockwzy (6 hours ago) [-]
the few dreams i was able to recall just made me ponder harder into my mental sanity

cant ban the truth
#6016 - i can be in my dreams  [+] (4 new replies) 6 hours ago on goldendarknessx's profile 0
#6017 - goldendarknessx (6 hours ago) [-]
If they ever invent something that can record dreams remind me to never watch yours.
#6018 - havockwzy (6 hours ago) [-]
dont lie, you would pay premium prices to have that seared into your brain to relive it every night
#6019 - goldendarknessx (6 hours ago) [-]
I think that's gonna get banned. Nah I'm more of a made my dreams a reality kinda guy. It sucks that I don't dream very often.
#6020 - havockwzy (6 hours ago) [-]
the few dreams i was able to recall just made me ponder harder into my mental sanity

cant ban the truth
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#27 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
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#28 to #27 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
booty had me like
User avatar #49 to #29 - ssheinrich (07/20/2014) [-]
source?

sorry to ruind your lovely bromance/gay thing going on here
User avatar #50 to #49 - havockwzy (6 hours ago) [-]
i tried to find sauce it i couldnt, sorry.
#31 to #30 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
<- You on the left, me on the right.
<- You on the left, me on the right.
#32 to #31 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
me on the left, you on the right
#33 to #32 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
You on the left, me on the right.
You on the left, me on the right.
#34 to #33 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
me on the right, i mean left, i mean righ.... you get the idea
me on the right, i mean left, i mean righ.... you get the idea
#35 to #34 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
You tell me which you want to be.
You tell me which you want to be.
#37 to #36 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
What would you say if some Russia fanatic killed Dondy in Ukraine?
#38 to #37 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
SPARE

NO

CYKA
#39 to #38 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
I bet it'd get into the news, though! Maybe world wide.
#40 to #39 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
with the added drama dota 2 would become an official sport and be hosted at the olympics
#41 to #40 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Statues would be build in memory of Dendo?
Statues would be build in memory of Dendo?
#48 to #41 - dendo (07/20/2014) [-]
Wait I'm getting a statue now?
#42 to #41 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
and the guilty of his murder would be hanged by meat hooks
#43 to #42 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Snowball fights will turn into gory hookball fights.
Snowball fights will turn into gory hookball fights.
#44 to #43 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
you mean meatbal fights
#45 to #44 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
Artificial meteorite meatball fights.
Artificial meteorite meatball fights.
#46 to #45 - havockwzy (07/20/2014) [-]
well this was an strange time to take off my shorts, nice timing
#47 to #46 - valax (07/20/2014) [-]
You're welcome, bro.
You're welcome, bro.
User avatar #22 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
may i have your fj points?
User avatar #24 to #23 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
is that a no?
i mean, i need them for the fj items game.
i know i assumed that you don't use them, but you don't have many items so i though i could ask
User avatar #25 to #24 - havockwzy (07/19/2014) [-]
yep thats a no

and i dont use them but i like to stack large piles of shit
User avatar #26 to #25 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
well that sucks
thanks for replying though
User avatar #20 - angelodlt (07/07/2014) [-]
Do you make those console comics?
User avatar #21 to #20 - havockwzy (07/07/2014) [-]
No, I can barely draw stickmen.

I would post the source but i got this from 4chan.

Dunno if they got it from somewhere else or if an anon drew it.
User avatar #19 - sleepyjesus (02/17/2014) [-]
You have been randomly visited by Sleepy Jesus.

You are #8 of many
#6 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
What starting items do you get?
I, being the scrubby support player I am, get 2 Tangos, 1 Courier and 4 Branches.
Simplest build ever.
#7 to #6 - havockwzy (01/29/2014) [-]
1 tango + 1 qb + 1 stout, if i go safe carry

1 tango + 1 stout +1 salve + ring of protection is i go solo off as bristleback

1 tango + 1 salve(usually ends up being used on the carry)+1 clarity + courier and get the rest on branches if babysitter support
#8 to #7 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
I don't wanna rub lotion on my carry.
My carry will eat trees and be happy with it.
#9 to #8 - havockwzy (01/29/2014) [-]
my carry farms heros
#10 to #9 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
I have no idea how to play carry anymore.
I've been investing in playing support really well.
Some games go easily and fluidly and team pushes towers and it works out.
But some games you just sit in the lane for 25 mins and wonder when a tower is gonna get pushed or when something will happen.
#11 to #10 - havockwzy (01/29/2014) [-]
screw supporting and carrying, go split push like the rat you are, win the game by yourself
#12 to #11 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
Team better not yell at me for not being there when they all get killed together, though.
#13 to #12 - havockwzy (01/29/2014) [-]
do you queue in american russia or european russia?
#14 to #13 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
Both European Russias.
#15 to #14 - havockwzy (01/29/2014) [-]
im might need to play together sometime
#16 to #15 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
I'd play together. Not today though, I'm suppose to have an exam tomorrow and stuff.
How many games have you played?
My current total games on record is.. what... 615?
I have 1133 hours of dota2 plaid on Steam.
I plaid lots of Co-op versus Bots early on.
User avatar #17 to #16 - havockwzy (01/29/2014) [-]
dotabuff.com/players/31469259

knock yourself out champ i got 1,6k hours atm and i had 3.8k solo mmr at some point
User avatar #18 to #17 - valax (01/29/2014) [-]
dotabuff.com/players/62193364
This is mine, but it's very old since the page stopped recording my matches.
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