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#430 - I haven't looked at your profile picture closely until just no…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2015 on ferrettamer's profile 0
User avatar #431 - ferrettamer (01/22/2015) [-]
It's a gas mask I think. I like it cause it's edgy :^)
#361024 - Older relative who isn't in college: "Are you enjoying yo…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/22/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#361123 - babybeel (01/22/2015) [-]
I know what that's like.
My mam is completely convinced uni/college is like on shitty american drama's. All drugs and drinking and sex all the fucking time.
"Do you go out drinking a lot?"
"No, I have classes and assignments. We don't get that much money"
"So you're not enjoying it?"
I'm sorry, what? Just because we don't go out every night doesn't mean we don't enjoy uni. And she asked how I made friends. I wasn't aware the only way to make friends was by both being smashed in some bar.
User avatar #361026 - tvfreakuk (01/22/2015) [-]
"How's classes? Everything okay?"
"Yeah, things have been fine, [short details about classes, some stuff about friends etc. usual stuff]"
"Is that it? Well, if you don't want to talk then I'll just call another time."

Like, my mam calls me every few days and she asks me the exact same question to which I can only give a limited answer because nothing much changes over a few days for me.
User avatar #361124 - babybeel (01/22/2015) [-]
Same.
Except I get "HOW ARE U?! U OKAY? WHAT ARE U DOIN?!" in capitals for no bloody reason.
#360651 - Yeah I think he handled that legal thing okay, but I really wi…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#360652 - ohemgeezus (01/21/2015) [-]
ah, I forgot about that. Yeah that was pretty petty
#360637 - "My jam" You didn't write this song, you … 01/20/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#360636 - I hate The Oatmeal. The creator's stuff just isn't fu…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +4
User avatar #360846 - ecomp (01/21/2015) [-]
He has a kickstarter, and within a day he has almost 2 million dollars on it.
User avatar #360663 - cyclonezero (01/21/2015) [-]
he just panders to whatever will get the most views, regardless of the actual quality of work
#360640 - ohemgeezus (01/21/2015) [-]
Also most of his "good" stuff is like a fucking novel. I don't want to sit here and read a comic for 10 minutes for a punchline that has been recycled for ages
#360639 - ohemgeezus (01/21/2015) [-]
He tries too hard, like he tries to use "haha i'm so wacky" humor but it doesn't really work

Although I do like and respect him for what he did during the oatmeal vs fj situation
User avatar #360651 - hauntzor (01/21/2015) [-]
Yeah I think he handled that legal thing okay, but I really wish he hadn't did an "anniversary" thing years after where he pretty much made a post saying "LOOK AT HOW MUCH MONEY I WON THAT ONE TIME GUYS DONT YOU REMEMBER". That was pretty douchey.
#360652 - ohemgeezus (01/21/2015) [-]
ah, I forgot about that. Yeah that was pretty petty
#360641 - princessren (01/21/2015) [-]
treacherous wench
#360642 - ohemgeezus (01/21/2015) [-]
fj handled that situation pretty retarded-ly
User avatar #360643 - awesomerninjathing (01/21/2015) [-]
as with any situation
User avatar #360638 - Idontseewatudid (01/20/2015) [-]
because the people who like his shit normally have the same ego as him
#360609 - How? Because it's just one word being spoken? It's c…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#360614 - ohemgeezus (01/20/2015) [-]
Yes because it's just one word being spoken. You should have chosen a gif that is a decent example for both your points
#360605 - I hate GIFs like this that loop for one second because my brai…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#360608 - ohemgeezus (01/20/2015) [-]
that gif is a terrible example for your point
User avatar #360609 - hauntzor (01/20/2015) [-]
How? Because it's just one word being spoken?

It's corresponding with my first point, not my second one, because the word is actually matching his lips.
#360614 - ohemgeezus (01/20/2015) [-]
Yes because it's just one word being spoken. You should have chosen a gif that is a decent example for both your points
#130 - God I miss classic meme comics like this Three panels… 01/19/2015 on Demon Turd. 0
#360293 - People who don't cover their mouths when coughing/sneezing 01/19/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +3
#360272 - My friend enjoys playing as "Spyper". In ot…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#360273 - epicscorpion (01/19/2015) [-]
that's pretty much exactly what I'm talking about
#360232 - I hate how I still can't play Spy for **** after five y…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/19/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#360262 - epicscorpion (01/19/2015) [-]
i invented battle spy

people should try it
User avatar #360272 - hauntzor (01/19/2015) [-]
My friend enjoys playing as "Spyper".

In other words, running around as the Spy and trying to headshot everyone with the Ambassador.
#360273 - epicscorpion (01/19/2015) [-]
that's pretty much exactly what I'm talking about
User avatar #360233 - freedomreturns (01/19/2015) [-]
I can only play pyro because I have to do almost nothing to play it right.
#360261 - epicscorpion (01/19/2015) [-]
if i think youre doing what i think youre doing youre doing it wrong
#360100 - The replies bitching about this guy's spelling in hi…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #360104 - nefarian (01/18/2015) [-]
Meanwhile, FJ mixes "it's" and "its" all the fucking time.
#360078 - y u no post-microwave hardcore  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #360081 - shibe (01/18/2015) [-]
Polytonal - Theoretical Girls
what are you saying, i love post-microwave hardcore
#360077 - I hate that it ended without knowing whether or not Bill was t…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#360180 - anon (01/19/2015) [-]
From what I hear, they had intended to keep Bill and Kahn's mother together, but decided to keep him sad and lonely.
#32 - If those penny-stamping machines are illegal then why is there…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2015 on Tumblr Comp 5 0
User avatar #41 - chuca (01/18/2015) [-]
no one cares, and like i said i only heard of one time someone got into trouble for it and i don't even know if it's true
#1153586 - Just now got around to playing Dead Island and I've only passe…  [+] (30 new replies) 01/18/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1153668 - pwnagraphy (01/18/2015) [-]
It's pretty good actually and then you get to the city which is still good. And then you need to spend you're required 200 hours aimlessly walking around sewers to re-certify your RPG license
#1153621 - BmanX (01/18/2015) [-]
Clearly a game that got a GotY edition can't be bad.
User avatar #1153608 - sannukas (01/18/2015) [-]
It's a fun game when played in co-op.
User avatar #1153611 - tarekmig (01/18/2015) [-]
remember the last time we played it in co-op
User avatar #1153612 - sannukas (01/18/2015) [-]
Battlefield 3 right?
User avatar #1153613 - tarekmig (01/18/2015) [-]
yes
only if battlefield 3 was glitchy and laggy
User avatar #1153597 - Gonnafly (01/18/2015) [-]
I mean it's a really shit game but it has a weird fun charm to it.
#1153605 - anon (01/18/2015) [-]
like if saints row had a weird fun charm
User avatar #1153609 - Gonnafly (01/18/2015) [-]
Yeah exactly
User avatar #1153593 - ferrettamer (01/18/2015) [-]
it's pretty boring imo. not much to do, and fighting the things was lame
User avatar #1153591 - volero (01/18/2015) [-]
I don't see what people bitch about when it comes to that game.
#1153594 - alexanderburns (01/18/2015) [-]
You don't see that the game is way worse in singleplayer?
You don't see the dumb quests?
You don't see the average gameplay?
You don't see the awful voice acting?
You don't see the 2006 graphics?
User avatar #1153604 - volero (01/18/2015) [-]
I enjoyed taking on hordes of zombies by myself. Made things much more fun.
Name a dumb quest that wouldn't be realistic for the situation they're in. They need food, water, communication, meds, etc. The only dumb one was collecting that teddy bear for that woman.
The combat was great. It felt like you were actually hitting things rather than just going through them like in games like the Elder Scrolls
As long as it's not cringe worthy like Dust, I don't care about voice acting.
The graphics weren't THAT bad.
User avatar #1153615 - alexanderburns (01/18/2015) [-]
Meanwhile all the characters refer to you as a group and you're four people in cutscenes.

>Name a dumb quest that wouldn't be realistic for the situation they're in. They need food, water, communication, meds, etc.
-getting juice boxes and only juice boxes
-making the invincible truck more invincible
-save girl who brought supplies to the murderous rapists who told everyone that they're murderous rapists
-go fight big kongobongo zombie in kongobongo coliseum
-I need CHAMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAGNE. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-I can't even remember half of them because the game is so forgettable

Yeah, it felt like I was hitting things. But those things weren't zombies. More like some kind of shambling cereal. Then get out my Borderlands gunplay cus that's so great.

dumb

yes
User avatar #1153617 - volero (01/18/2015) [-]
-It may be the only available drink. It's pretty obvious by the time they make it to the life guard station a lot of the place has been looted and destroyed.
-Why not make a truck more armored? It's a life and death situation, so why not?
-She's naive and young. It's not the first time this kind of thing happened in a game.
-That quest takes a grand total of 2 minutes and is constant fighting. Plus it's a tradition of the tribe, so it's not like it's arbitrary and forced.
-That's a completely optional, repeatable, quest and is just there to give you resources. Just about every RPG has something like that.

I'm not sure what the fuck shambling cereal even means considering it's a inanimate object, so I can't really retort that point.

'kay

So I suppose games that don't have the graphical fidelity of the time are automatically shit. GG almost every indie game ever created. Plus, this is totally opinion based.
User avatar #1153618 - alexanderburns (01/18/2015) [-]
-yes, the 8 juice boxes in the gas staion with like 100 juice boxes in it are the only possible things one could take. You really don't get the point. He Sinamoi says that people are starving and you got take 8 juice boxes from a place bursting with juice boxes. You turn in the quest and he says "Thanks for the food." You immediately talk to him again and he starts with "WE'RE OUT OF FOOD." You go downstairs and the 8 juice boxes are still sitting there. IT'S FUCKING STUPID AS SHIT.
-THE TRUCK IT ALREADY 100% INVINCIBLE. YOU DO NOT NEED TO SPEND TIME AND RESOURCES PUTTING ARMOUR ON SOMETHING THAT IS INVINCIBLE. IT'S FUCKING STUPID AS SHIT. PUT THE ARMOR ON SOMETHING THAT ISN'T INVINCIBLE.
-Being naive and young does not explain or excuse one from delievering themselves and supplies to someone who very clearly ensured them that they would be murdered and/or raped if they came near. That isn't young naivety, that's being STUPID AS SHIT
-It's arbitrary and forced that you have to fucking go there and do it an IT'S STUPID AS SHIT that the guy is 12 feet tall
-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It means they're shit enemies that are completely unsatisfying to kill. Only satisfying thing was cutting of the heads of sprinters right when they got to you. Normal zombies were boring, thugs were just a pain, rammers were boring and a pain, suiciders are extra boring, the stabby arm guys were boring plus some extra health, and boring is not a strong enough word to describe fighting the people in the game.

Nice stretch, but that aint at all what I said. Games that have ugly graphics have ugly graphics.
#1153631 - volero (01/18/2015) [-]
-Lets examine this picture shall we, it's the only one I could find so sorry that it's small. You're asked to get 2 crates of juice. There are 8 containers per crate, which is 16 individual containers. Looking at the relative size of them, they're probably around 2 liters, give or take. The human body could make 1 of those last for a long time as long as they were frugal with them. Juice isn't food. The quest you're talking about you have to get canned food for them. Admittedly the amount they want isn't all that much, but collecting a lot of canned food is a pain in the first place.
-If I remember correctly, it's a bank truck. They modify it so they can hit things without worrying, because the front is still vulnerable. Plus, the windows would be breakable with enough force. A thug or two could break one easy considering one swing from them sends the player back at least 7 feet.
-It's pretty obvious from the start she has a "save everyone you can" attitude.
-Well you're trying to find a cure for whatever it was, and the scientist believes that it's from the indigenous people. Which is literally the only lead the people in the game have to go on. They don't have much of a choice. It's a boss battle, what do you expect?
-Very mature.

I always found creative ways to kill them. Flying kicks off a cliff, drowning them, setting them on fire, trying to cut off as many limbs as you could, electrocuting them, etc. Just because you couldn't find enjoyment in it, doesn't mean there was none to be had.

Sooo, every game in 2006 had ugly graphics? I'm not entirely sure what you're trying to say. Just say that the graphics are bad rather than trying to make some half-ass metaphor for it.
User avatar #1153638 - alexanderburns (01/18/2015) [-]
YOU GET 16 WHEN THERE ARE LIKE 100 OF THEM IN THE DAMN PLACE. STUPID. YOUR TRUCK CAN FIT FOUR. AND THAT'S NOT STACKING ANY BECAUSE IT'S STUPID.
-YOU REMEMBER INCORRECTLY BECAUSE THE THING IS 100%, COMPLETELY FUCKING INVINCIBLE LIKE I JUST SAID. NOTHING COULD EASILY BREAK ANYTHING ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING INDESTRUCTIBLE.
-IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS THAT SHE'S FUCKING RETARDED
-I DON'T EXPECT STUPIDLY GIANT BLACK PEOPLE ZOMBIES. THEY JUST MADE A REGULAR MODEL RIDICULOUSLY TALL. THAT'S STUPID.

THOSE WAYS ARE NOT CREATIVE. THEY'RE STAPLE METHODS OF KILLING THINGS. ESPECIALLY ZOMBIES

THE 2006 GRAPHICS ARE BAD BECAUSE IT CAME OUT YEARS AFTER 2006

IT DOES NOT GET CLEARER THAN ALL CAPS
User avatar #1153634 - volero (01/18/2015) [-]
Anyways, I'm done with this, because this is going to go in circles.
User avatar #1153639 - alexanderburns (01/18/2015) [-]
It probably wouldn't if you actually thought.
User avatar #1153640 - volero (01/18/2015) [-]
It's okay to admit you're wrong. Caps won't save you.
User avatar #1153641 - alexanderburns (01/18/2015) [-]
Holy shit, everything you've said about the quests is stupid. Like nothing covers what I've said at all.
dictionary.reference.com/browse/invincible
dictionary.reference.com/browse/indestructible
User avatar #1153672 - Riukanojutsu (01/18/2015) [-]
I have a hard time believing youre 100% serious when you say that.
User avatar #1153642 - volero (01/18/2015) [-]
Shhh, it's okay. It's time for baby to go night night.
User avatar #1153643 - alexanderburns (01/18/2015) [-]
You're going to bed at 10:30 on a Saturday?
User avatar #1153644 - volero (01/18/2015) [-]
What a witty and well thought out comeback. Going for the age ole "I know you are, but what am I approach." Classic.
User avatar #1153646 - alexanderburns (01/18/2015) [-]
Are you actually talking about a comeback not being good after "you're wrong" and "Shhh, it's okay. It's time for baby to go night night"? Along with the bunch of arguments that covered nothing?

Jesus Fucking Christ, no wonder you don't see how stupid Dead Island quests are.
User avatar #1153645 - volero (01/18/2015) [-]
"...but what am I" approach...*
User avatar #1153589 - alexanderburns (01/18/2015) [-]
The city is the best part
User avatar #1153588 - adunsaveme (01/18/2015) [-]
It's okay
#359674 - >games that give you achievements for completing parts of t…  [+] (20 new replies) 01/17/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#359785 - fishinyourface (01/18/2015) [-]
"Achievement unlocked! Started the game!"
User avatar #359731 - tvfreakuk (01/17/2015) [-]
> Do the tutorial
> "Congrats! you got an achievement!"
> Punch for the first time
> "Congrats!"
> Punch for the 20th time
> "Congrats!"
> Die
> "Congrats!"
#359726 - ohemgeezus (01/17/2015) [-]
Dude I was thinking about this yesterday, damn
User avatar #359704 - ferrettamer (01/17/2015) [-]
Prince of Persia gave me an achievement for starting the game
User avatar #359712 - awesomerninjathing (01/17/2015) [-]
and what a great game it was
User avatar #359715 - ferrettamer (01/17/2015) [-]
it was qte: the game: the movie
User avatar #359716 - awesomerninjathing (01/17/2015) [-]
but it was good
User avatar #359717 - ferrettamer (01/17/2015) [-]
no
User avatar #359719 - awesomerninjathing (01/17/2015) [-]
you're wrong
User avatar #359699 - masterboll (01/17/2015) [-]
the resident evil game on ps3
User avatar #359697 - babybeel (01/17/2015) [-]
I don't see the point in auto achievements. "Congrats you completed part of the game you had to no matter what. Well done!" You're getting rewarded for doing nothing.
User avatar #359720 - princessren (01/17/2015) [-]
I wouldn't say it was nothing
you have to play the game, you can't just not touch the controller.
If you are already getting meaningless achievements I don't see the issue with "hey good job, you have come this far" type of crud
User avatar #359722 - babybeel (01/17/2015) [-]
>>#359709
Plus to be fair that doesnt bother me that much as long as its not the only achievements in the game. Like Walking Dead. Its not hard at all to finish chapters, most the time you're watching and pressing any button, there's not really any point to having achievements there at all in my opinion.
User avatar #359705 - alexanderburns (01/17/2015) [-]
You say that like achievements mean something otherwise.
They don't.
Ever.
User avatar #359709 - babybeel (01/17/2015) [-]
"An achievement is a goal defined outside of a game's parameter"
Like if you've done something to work for it, not just complete the main game plot once then tossed it aside. A lot of games have achievements where you have to actually try.
User avatar #359711 - alexanderburns (01/17/2015) [-]
>trying to achieve something so you can have a little meaningless bleepbloop
User avatar #359707 - ferrettamer (01/17/2015) [-]
>implying my 20k Gamerscore didn't mean I was top shit
#359708 - alexanderburns (01/17/2015) [-]
User avatar #359710 - ferrettamer (01/17/2015) [-]
#359691 - volero (01/17/2015) [-]
>games that have both missable and hidden achievements/trophies.
Literally the only way to get it is to either get lucky, or look at a guide.
#341 - I recognize your username at least Why the sudden pro…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2015 on hauntzor's profile 0
User avatar #342 - murrlogic (01/17/2015) [-]
Late night drunk lurking

Hello Gardevoir
#339 - I think I see you on /hating/ sometimes?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/17/2015 on hauntzor's profile 0
User avatar #340 - murrlogic (01/17/2015) [-]
What an oddly specific place to potentially fine me
User avatar #341 - hauntzor (01/17/2015) [-]
I recognize your username at least

Why the sudden profile post?
User avatar #342 - murrlogic (01/17/2015) [-]
Late night drunk lurking

Hello Gardevoir
#337 - Who dat  [+] (5 new replies) 01/17/2015 on hauntzor's profile 0
User avatar #338 - murrlogic (01/17/2015) [-]
Who what?

Me?
User avatar #339 - hauntzor (01/17/2015) [-]
I think I see you on /hating/ sometimes?
User avatar #340 - murrlogic (01/17/2015) [-]
What an oddly specific place to potentially fine me
User avatar #341 - hauntzor (01/17/2015) [-]
I recognize your username at least

Why the sudden profile post?
User avatar #342 - murrlogic (01/17/2015) [-]
Late night drunk lurking

Hello Gardevoir
#359457 - Yeah I read about that too. The lubricant contained capsaicin…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#359481 - onemoreminute (01/17/2015) [-]
you know what would make a good lubricant? SOME SPICY PEPPERONIS HOHOHO
#359444 - so THIS just happened to me and I'm at least relieved that ot…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/16/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#359535 - dalokan (01/17/2015) [-]
Oh man, Oh boy
User avatar #359453 - foreveranonymous (01/16/2015) [-]
I can't even say I'm surprised. There was some thing a few years back about a type of condom (or maybe it was lube I don't remember) that had some sort of heating lubricant on it, except it felt like a fucking chili pepper on your dick or vag. Do they even test this shit or what? Seriously, that's fucked
User avatar #359457 - hauntzor (01/16/2015) [-]
Yeah I read about that too. The lubricant contained capsaicin, which is the chemical compound that makes peppers spicy.

It pisses me off because I REALLY expect more from a well-established company like Trojan. You'd think they would do lots of testing on their shit.
#359481 - onemoreminute (01/17/2015) [-]
you know what would make a good lubricant? SOME SPICY PEPPERONIS HOHOHO
User avatar #359446 - babybeel (01/16/2015) [-]
How the fuck does it even get into market?

Also, I had an UTI ages ago and it was painful as fuck since I didn't get it checked early on. But the side effects of the medication was just as bad.
#72 - "And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking p… 01/15/2015 on Cream? +1
#334 - Can't really say. I'd speculate that it was due to me spen…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2015 on hauntzor's profile 0
User avatar #335 - majormayor (01/14/2015) [-]
I'm a bit cynical of a lot of it.
#332 - Good times. Less confusing times.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/14/2015 on hauntzor's profile 0
User avatar #333 - majormayor (01/14/2015) [-]
What made you realize that in the first place, anyway?
User avatar #334 - hauntzor (01/14/2015) [-]
Can't really say.
I'd speculate that it was due to me spending more time in the LGBT community on Tumblr and finding out more about gender identities and the like. Still don't have it all figured out yet but it feels good to not be in my old box anymore.

User avatar #335 - majormayor (01/14/2015) [-]
I'm a bit cynical of a lot of it.

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#347 - majormayor (07/09/2015) [-]
It has been a while.
User avatar #344 - garymotherfingoak (01/24/2015) [-]
butt y
#345 to #344 - hauntzor (01/24/2015) [-]
Was going through my old friend requests for whatever reason and just started selecting them at random
User avatar #346 to #345 - garymotherfingoak (01/24/2015) [-]
alrighty then
User avatar #336 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
Boop
User avatar #337 to #336 - hauntzor (01/17/2015) [-]
Who dat
User avatar #338 to #337 - murrlogic (01/17/2015) [-]
Who what?

Me?
User avatar #339 to #338 - hauntzor (01/17/2015) [-]
I think I see you on /hating/ sometimes?
User avatar #340 to #339 - murrlogic (01/17/2015) [-]
What an oddly specific place to potentially fine me
User avatar #341 to #340 - hauntzor (01/17/2015) [-]
I recognize your username at least

Why the sudden profile post?
User avatar #342 to #341 - murrlogic (01/17/2015) [-]
Late night drunk lurking

Hello Gardevoir
User avatar #331 - majormayor (01/14/2015) [-]
remember those times from just a few years ago
remember when you weren't even genderliquid or whatever
User avatar #332 to #331 - hauntzor (01/14/2015) [-]
Good times. Less confusing times.
User avatar #333 to #332 - majormayor (01/14/2015) [-]
What made you realize that in the first place, anyway?
User avatar #334 to #333 - hauntzor (01/14/2015) [-]
Can't really say.
I'd speculate that it was due to me spending more time in the LGBT community on Tumblr and finding out more about gender identities and the like. Still don't have it all figured out yet but it feels good to not be in my old box anymore.

User avatar #335 to #334 - majormayor (01/14/2015) [-]
I'm a bit cynical of a lot of it.
User avatar #330 - majormayor (12/26/2014) [-]
>tfw no more merry christmas time
User avatar #325 - majormayor (11/30/2014) [-]
How's life?
User avatar #326 to #325 - hauntzor (11/30/2014) [-]
It's k
User avatar #327 to #326 - majormayor (11/30/2014) [-]
Alright.
I am still in school. I wish I was less lazy just so I could get my work done already.
User avatar #328 to #327 - hauntzor (11/30/2014) [-]
I have two weeks left in my first semester. It's okay I guess.
User avatar #329 to #328 - majormayor (11/30/2014) [-]
I've got three weeks left. I think the third one is just two days, though. I have four days a week but for the next two I'll have to be there on the Fridays.
User avatar #324 to #323 - majormayor (10/15/2014) [-]
My job here is done.
User avatar #318 - majormayor (09/17/2014) [-]
Waste my time, uh, bro.
User avatar #319 to #318 - hauntzor (09/17/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCA3j9iEEnw&list=UUEW26Wv0nQX7fAtIk7cTJSw here's a kid with the voice of Ernie from Sesame Street reviewing and eating an entire frozen pizza
User avatar #321 to #319 - majormayor (09/17/2014) [-]
Oh man I had a good laugh.
User avatar #320 to #319 - majormayor (09/17/2014) [-]
Good Lord.
User avatar #314 - majormayor (08/01/2014) [-]
fat
User avatar #315 to #314 - hauntzor (08/01/2014) [-]
b-but muh genetix
User avatar #316 to #315 - majormayor (08/01/2014) [-]
I think I saw you post something kinda naughty here once. I have seen a few pictures that weren't meant to be seen by me.
User avatar #317 to #316 - hauntzor (08/01/2014) [-]
On my profile? Not recently, but I've been kinda active in the **** community.

User avatar #305 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
You're trans now?
#306 to #305 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
Yeah.
Yeah.
User avatar #308 to #306 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
When did you realize this? I don't think you brought that up until recently.
User avatar #309 to #308 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
Sometime earlier this year. I've been seeing a therapist recently to work things out though. I won't say that I have my entire identity figured out, but it's getting there.

I'm pretty gender-fluid at this point. I like identifying as a girl for most other situations not related to performing on some kind of stage. If it weren't for this deep voice of mine I would totally be okay with identifying as a woman 100% of the time.
User avatar #310 to #309 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
lol okay then
Were you projecting this in the form of your futa art before?
User avatar #311 to #310 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
Nah not really
User avatar #312 to #311 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
Hmm. I have been long aware of your sexuality. You have even shared pictures of yourself on here before.
User avatar #307 to #306 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
(unintentionally posts GIF that could also be construed as a literal interpretation of genderswapping)
User avatar #313 to #307 - majormayor (06/24/2014) [-]
On a side note, I have now realized that I have sorta surrounded myself with transwomen on this website.
User avatar #300 - revengeforfreeze (05/19/2014) [-]
there's a risk of us getting cancer
User avatar #301 to #300 - hauntzor (05/19/2014) [-]
do wha?
User avatar #302 to #301 - revengeforfreeze (05/19/2014) [-]
there's a possibility that we will get cancer in the future
: (
User avatar #303 to #302 - hauntzor (05/19/2014) [-]
well, realistically, everyone is at risk for cancer. It's just life.
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User avatar #297 to #296 - hauntzor (04/13/2014) [-]
Have them kiss, then run while they're distracted by love.
User avatar #298 to #297 - majormayor (04/13/2014) [-]
The power of selfcest!
User avatar #288 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
Do you draw?
User avatar #289 to #288 - hauntzor (03/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, why?
User avatar #290 to #289 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
I wanna see
#291 to #290 - hauntzor (03/28/2014) [-]
This is my most recent. Haven't been very active lately due to college.
User avatar #293 to #292 - hauntzor (03/28/2014) [-]
Thanks. Junji Ito's work has been a big inspiration for me recently.
User avatar #294 to #293 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
No idea who that is tbh
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User avatar #263 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
I wonder if one of my friends whacked it to your art.
User avatar #264 to #263 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
oh?
User avatar #265 to #264 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure I already told you that I know about your smut.
User avatar #266 to #265 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah I knew that, how do you know that someone you know has fapped to it tho?
User avatar #267 to #266 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
It's just a random thought that came to mind. I bet shibe would like it.
User avatar #268 to #267 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
like what
User avatar #269 to #268 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
His art.
User avatar #270 to #269 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
i like art
#274 to #272 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
I bet you liked it.
User avatar #275 to #274 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
uueuweuawhueiadauduwa ih
User avatar #276 to #275 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
What is this? What does this mean?
User avatar #277 to #276 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
it means i didnt like it
User avatar #278 to #277 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
Oh. I thought you liked furry dicks.
User avatar #279 to #278 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
i do


but that is not my style
User avatar #280 to #279 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
Hey Hauntzor, Shibby here doesn't like your style.
User avatar #282 to #280 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
ya sorry hauntzor i may be a depressing kid but i like it nice and happy not with a style that depresses me even more
User avatar #283 to #282 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
what about it is depressing?
#285 to #283 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
i'm not good with art criticism


but there is like a lot of dark moody colors in some of them that I guess depress me because they remind me of casseterecorder
User avatar #286 to #285 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah I see what you mean. I wasn't trying to criticize you or anything for not liking it but now I understand. I do like to use a lot of deep violets and blues.
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#261 to #260 - hauntzor (02/18/2014) [-]
Definitely not the worst I've seen of this kind of **** ; she's still kinda cute.

>those knees tho
User avatar #262 to #261 - majormayor (02/18/2014) [-]
I knew that you were gonna like it more than the others so far.
User avatar #257 - mayormilkman (12/23/2013) [-]
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You got featured in this post.
User avatar #258 to #257 - hauntzor (12/23/2013) [-]
that made my heart race a little at first because I thought I was being publicly chastised at first, and that's one of my all-time worst fears. But it appears that they thumbed me up, so all appears well.
User avatar #259 to #258 - mayormilkman (12/23/2013) [-]
The FunnyJunk tag on Tumblr is mainly just content shared on there from here, but there is the occasional post that is about this place.
User avatar #247 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
Wolf Eyes - Stabbed In the Face Thank you so much for getting me into wolf eyes.
User avatar #248 to #247 - hauntzor (12/01/2013) [-]
Nate Young - Comes Unbidden
No prob man. They're undoubtedly the most terrifying band I have ever listened to.

Aaron Dilloway and Nate Young also do a lot of solo work outside of the band. You should check them out also.
User avatar #249 to #248 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
The Haxan Cloak - Excavation (Part 2) Dude

Dark Ambient

2spooks
User avatar #252 to #249 - hauntzor (12/01/2013) [-]
Prurient is also a good guy to listen to for that **** . The majority of his work besides this one is very noisy and harsh though. I might have shown you before.

Prurient - Let's Make A Slave
User avatar #253 to #252 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
Gedankenexperiment - Experiment Defined [HQ] I'll listen to it in a sec.

Are you into any other electronic sub genres?
User avatar #255 to #253 - hauntzor (12/01/2013) [-]
I'm more of a metal fan at heart, but I enjoy some: drum'n'bass, power electronics, ambient and some acid. I don't go very deep though.

Squarepusher-Beepstreet
User avatar #256 to #255 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
dude squarepusher is amazing

but he's breakcore/drill and bass

Venetian Snares - Pouncelciot
Renard - Forcing You Into My Life just look past who made this and what they associate themselves with and just listen to it. Trust me there is nothing furry about it at all.
Xanopticon - Constant (from "Liminal Space") this is more flashcore, but this genre came from breakcore so it doesn't matter.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNzxsOB2Q3g also this song is quite possibly one of the greatest electronic songs ever
User avatar #254 to #253 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
I don't know why I group noise and dark ambient with electronic.

i'm sorry
#237 to #236 - hauntzor (10/24/2013) [-]
I am not a negro.  I am but a golden retriever.
I am not a negro. I am but a golden retriever.
User avatar #238 to #237 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
I saw your smut.
#240 to #239 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
It was not spectacular.
User avatar #241 to #240 - hauntzor (10/24/2013) [-]
It's cool

Not like I do it for a living or anything
User avatar #242 to #241 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
Or do you?
#243 to #242 - hauntzor (10/25/2013) [-]
boy do I wish.
User avatar #244 to #243 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
All I know is that furries have a lot of money to waste for some reason.
User avatar #245 to #244 - hauntzor (10/25/2013) [-]
I literally just got a note today asking what I was asking for in prices.

I told them that I didn't have a set list, but they replied that they wanted a guesstimate anyway. After I gave it to them ($25 being the most expensive for a shaded drawing w/ background) they said "eh, nevermind."
User avatar #246 to #245 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
I've heard those suits are very expensive.
User avatar #235 - mayormilkman (10/06/2013) [-]
Mega Gardevoir has the poofiest dress ever.
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