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hatmanfirst

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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:3/02/2013
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#49 - Hit me with those bantz bois  [+] (13 replies) 07/02/2016 on R/oast Comp. 1 +3
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#308 - mattdoggy (07/02/2016) [-]
It was nice of your bullies to let you take this picture in between swirlys
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#271 - wltwitch (07/02/2016) [-]
If you're going to use your profile pic from grindr at least post it right side up.
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#254 - elonex (07/02/2016) [-]
i cant tell which one is more full of shit
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#207 - nagafever (07/02/2016) [-]
hey look everyone its that awkward actor with the shit moustache that i never remember the name of
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#178 - bvenom (07/02/2016) [-]
How did you get out of that Orlando nightclub?
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#159 - SoraDono (07/02/2016) [-]
you look like two gay people actually managed to have a biological offspring together
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#130 - vlf (07/02/2016) [-]
Shouldn't you be haunting Dylan McDermott's house in American Horror Story?
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#115 - syntheticdoll (07/02/2016) [-]
Do you intentionaly go for the "school shooter" look or is it natural?
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#111 - tehavatar (07/02/2016) [-]
you probably die in episode VIII
#82 - IamPinhead (07/02/2016) [-]
Posing next to a toilet because you're homesick or the gloryholes aren't the same without you?
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#73 - dofyx (07/02/2016) [-]
To be honest, you look like luke skywalker when he was younger
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#66 - teleamachus (07/02/2016) [-]
how many glory holes are you hiding in this picture?
#183 - ironnori (07/02/2016) [-]
nice one m8 I r8 7/8
join list: phaggotposting
#25 - holy Christ a ******* hour of this?!?!  [+] (1 reply) 03/14/2016 on kitty +5
#176 - anon (03/14/2016) [-]
Comparing it with my own collection, he has over 15 videos. They are all on average 1 hour of jiggle fun.
#15 - My girlfriend whom i've lived with for 3 months caught me mast…  [+] (35 replies) 04/18/2015 on Open up to your FJ Family +308
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#1567 - burgonyasalata (04/19/2015) [-]
i'm sure your right hand was real mad
don't worry, left is there for you
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#1507 - qun (04/19/2015) [-]
you laugh, you laugh hard that you just dodged a crazy explosive bullet
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#1320 - yourinvisiblegf (04/19/2015) [-]
did you masterbet while thinking about her ?
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#1274 - meunlu (04/19/2015) [-]
stop jacking off with your left hand and maybe you'll get your bae back
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#1251 - stickyhead (04/19/2015) [-]
masturbate
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#1095 - dasbrot (04/19/2015) [-]
LEt her leave. Keep fapping. get new gf.
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#1023 - coysaints (04/19/2015) [-]
Just keep masturbating
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#995 - hazardpay (04/19/2015) [-]
Hey man, its better for her to leave you for a stupid reason then to leave her for a legitimate reason, like how my gf told me she cheated on me today and i decided to break up with her after a whole mountain of shit
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#758 - optimussum (04/19/2015) [-]
what
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#524 - mogolliz (04/18/2015) [-]
...keep masturbating
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#508 - cackrel (04/18/2015) [-]
Keep masturbating.
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#504 - utarefson (04/18/2015) [-]
Whoever the hell you want to.
That's what you do now.
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#459 - chrisruler (04/18/2015) [-]
If you don't masturbate on a regular basis then your dick can shrink a centimeter or 2.

should have told her that.
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#413 - kyogreking (04/18/2015) [-]
no point in being faithful now is there, go get your willy wet
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#262 - dogziller (04/18/2015) [-]
i had almost the same thing happen to me. the only thing to do is move on and find a girl who wants your dick used or unused.
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#257 - shadowrated (04/18/2015) [-]
were you masturbating to a pic of a girl she knew or something
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#789 - basalm (04/19/2015) [-]
He was masturbating to a picture of you at your thirteenth birthday.
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#791 - shadowrated (04/19/2015) [-]
he must have great technology going into the future like that
#1305 - Valid (04/19/2015) [-]
You sir win the internet
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#802 - basalm (04/19/2015) [-]
C. Visitor Agreement

Visitor Agrees:

7. I am over the age of eighteen.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
ADMIN ADMIN ADMIN!
UNDERAGE!

Enjoy ur ban kid.
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#803 - shadowrated (04/19/2015) [-]
yeah because everything everyone say on the internet is true
#193 - anon (04/18/2015) [-]
Be happy that you no longer have that crazy bitch in your life. Seriously, if jacking constitutes as cheating for her, then you're better off without her
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#156 - GmCity (04/18/2015) [-]
Masturbate of course.
#239 - chomspls (04/18/2015) [-]
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#152 - basalm (04/18/2015) [-]
I hope you wore a glove matey, so she couldn't identify your hand.
Or which ever porn star's pocket pussy you were using.

Was she religious?
No, sorry, was she Catholic?
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#639 - rampagindragon (04/19/2015) [-]
Since when do catholic people think masturbating is the same as cheating? It says right there that she left because she thought it was cheating, not because she thought it was a sin.
#147 - nignogjellybean (04/18/2015) [-]
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#90 - elcreepo (04/18/2015) [-]
Find a new girlfriend who also masturbates
#72 - zaucroya (04/18/2015) [-]
wat, that is hilarious, tell me you're joking
#827 - watshisface (04/19/2015) [-]
Me and my ex broke up over complications similar. However it was more about the porn aspect.

I think it all stemmed from the fact she never masterbated before in her life. Shit was bonkers yo
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#67 - viscerys (04/18/2015) [-]
Masturbate.
#63 - mariyroemon (04/18/2015) [-]
Kill her.
In seriousness, leave her. She's retarded and severely bad for your psychological wellbeing, and sooner or later she'll lie about being on the pill, get pregnant and force you to either stay with her so she can live off you without her working, or you leave the dumb manipulative bitch and she claims thousands every month off you while she doesn't have to work.

TL;DR Run away and never look back, take video evidence and forms of consent if you intend to fuck her one last time.
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#133 - whichever (04/18/2015) [-]
"and left me"
I dont think he can leave her anymore
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#34 - coast (04/18/2015) [-]
Damn that is hilarious, never date a retard
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#23 - duskmane (04/18/2015) [-]
Did you at least put a glove on so she didn't know who you were cheating with?
#14 - I piss in the sink and not the toilet cuz it feels more natural  [+] (3 replies) 04/10/2015 on Confession time! +1
#78 - gym (04/11/2015) [-]
if your doing this in public restrooms you all can go fuck yourselves
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#25 - whatdoyawant (04/10/2015) [-]
same here...but its more about aim.
#23 - confessiontime (04/10/2015) [-]
Just don't forget washing the pee off or else the sink smells a lot after some hours and the smell is hard to take off, im talking from experience here, i do it too