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Interests: Excessive substance abuse.
Date Signed Up:1/10/2010
Location:Neato Coolville
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#6135 - congratulations  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on hateandwhiskey's profile 0
User avatar #6136 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (12/19/2014) [-]
Thanks
#69 - CORGI ***** 12/17/2014 on Bath! Bath! Bath! 0
#3924 - your ancestors frown upon your infidelity.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on ThatsSoFunnyHeHe's profile 0
#3925 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (12/17/2014) [-]
>Implying I need my ancestors when I have cute cartoon little girls
#3922 - go crawl in a trashcan you ****** weeb  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2014 on ThatsSoFunnyHeHe's profile 0
User avatar #3923 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (12/16/2014) [-]
I-I'm not a weeb
B-baka
#3924 - hateandwhiskey (12/16/2014) [-]
your ancestors frown upon your infidelity.
#3925 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (12/17/2014) [-]
>Implying I need my ancestors when I have cute cartoon little girls
#83 - hey everybody, this asshole whacks off into toilet paper! … 12/16/2014 on a few questions 0
#6132 - always been meaning to ask: what all do you know abou…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on hateandwhiskey's profile 0
User avatar #6133 - rubberpig (12/16/2014) [-]
Not particularly. I know enough, broski
#6131 - wish i knew what that was like 12/16/2014 on hateandwhiskey's profile 0
#6129 - must feel good, being able to sleep like that.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2014 on hateandwhiskey's profile 0
User avatar #6130 - rubberpig (12/16/2014) [-]
It has its perks
User avatar #6132 - hateandwhiskey (12/16/2014) [-]
always been meaning to ask:

what all do you know about me? im always asking about you but i get the feeling you don't know all that much about me.

any questions you need an answer for?
User avatar #6133 - rubberpig (12/16/2014) [-]
Not particularly. I know enough, broski
#6131 - hateandwhiskey (12/16/2014) [-]
wish i knew what that was like
#6127 - christ  [+] (6 new replies) 12/16/2014 on hateandwhiskey's profile 0
User avatar #6128 - rubberpig (12/16/2014) [-]
You can't wake me up unless you physically touch me.
#6129 - hateandwhiskey (12/16/2014) [-]
must feel good, being able to sleep like that.
User avatar #6130 - rubberpig (12/16/2014) [-]
It has its perks
User avatar #6132 - hateandwhiskey (12/16/2014) [-]
always been meaning to ask:

what all do you know about me? im always asking about you but i get the feeling you don't know all that much about me.

any questions you need an answer for?
User avatar #6133 - rubberpig (12/16/2014) [-]
Not particularly. I know enough, broski
#6131 - hateandwhiskey (12/16/2014) [-]
wish i knew what that was like
#6125 - Sounds like you got hit by some amateurs. and they hit you at …  [+] (8 new replies) 12/15/2014 on hateandwhiskey's profile 0
User avatar #6126 - rubberpig (12/16/2014) [-]
I'm a really, really deep sleeper. I slept through a parade once.
User avatar #6127 - hateandwhiskey (12/16/2014) [-]
christ
User avatar #6128 - rubberpig (12/16/2014) [-]
You can't wake me up unless you physically touch me.
#6129 - hateandwhiskey (12/16/2014) [-]
must feel good, being able to sleep like that.
User avatar #6130 - rubberpig (12/16/2014) [-]
It has its perks
User avatar #6132 - hateandwhiskey (12/16/2014) [-]
always been meaning to ask:

what all do you know about me? im always asking about you but i get the feeling you don't know all that much about me.

any questions you need an answer for?
User avatar #6133 - rubberpig (12/16/2014) [-]
Not particularly. I know enough, broski
#6131 - hateandwhiskey (12/16/2014) [-]
wish i knew what that was like
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#6027 - hateandwhiskey (10/23/2014) [+] (22 replies)
stickied by hateandwhiskey
#5628 - hateandwhiskey (06/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #6135 to #6134 - hateandwhiskey (12/19/2014) [-]
congratulations
#6114 - rubberpig (12/15/2014) [-]
Long time, no see.
#6115 to #6114 - hateandwhiskey (12/15/2014) [-]
considering how long it's been since i got an update on your situation, i had already assumed the worse. regardless i still feel some guilt.

Salve.
User avatar #6116 to #6115 - rubberpig (12/15/2014) [-]
Things have been more than okay. I met a girl. Haven't asked her out, but I met her. She's pretty fantastic.
User avatar #6117 to #6116 - hateandwhiskey (12/15/2014) [-]
that's good to hear. i'm still trying to get my life together, but it's good to know everything's stable on your end.
User avatar #6118 to #6117 - rubberpig (12/15/2014) [-]
Not 100%. I'm failing 2 classes and finals start this week
User avatar #6119 to #6118 - hateandwhiskey (12/15/2014) [-]
eh its school. as much as you've probably been made to believe, school isn't all that important.
User avatar #6120 to #6119 - rubberpig (12/15/2014) [-]
I wish I believed that.
User avatar #6121 to #6120 - hateandwhiskey (12/15/2014) [-]
once you get out, it'll be a lot clearer.
User avatar #6122 to #6121 - rubberpig (12/15/2014) [-]
Sounds nice. I should probably mention my house got robbed while I was asleep last night.
User avatar #6123 to #6122 - hateandwhiskey (12/15/2014) [-]
that's ****** . what's the damage?
User avatar #6124 to #6123 - rubberpig (12/15/2014) [-]
Just a few things stolen. The creepiest part was he was in my room and stole my ******* lava lamp.
User avatar #6125 to #6124 - hateandwhiskey (12/15/2014) [-]
Sounds like you got hit by some amateurs. and they hit you at night, so they were some desperate amateurs.

question is - how do you sleep through something like that?
User avatar #6126 to #6125 - rubberpig (12/16/2014) [-]
I'm a really, really deep sleeper. I slept through a parade once.
User avatar #6128 to #6127 - rubberpig (12/16/2014) [-]
You can't wake me up unless you physically touch me.
#6129 to #6128 - hateandwhiskey (12/16/2014) [-]
must feel good, being able to sleep like that.
User avatar #6130 to #6129 - rubberpig (12/16/2014) [-]
It has its perks
User avatar #6132 to #6130 - hateandwhiskey (12/16/2014) [-]
always been meaning to ask:

what all do you know about me? im always asking about you but i get the feeling you don't know all that much about me.

any questions you need an answer for?
User avatar #6133 to #6132 - rubberpig (12/16/2014) [-]
Not particularly. I know enough, broski
#6131 to #6130 - hateandwhiskey (12/16/2014) [-]
wish i knew what that was like
#6099 - lanaranjamecanico (12/11/2014) [-]
****** taunting at me on tf2 cause i be dominating them smh salty ass ******
User avatar #6100 to #6099 - hateandwhiskey (12/11/2014) [-]
tf2 is 4 casuls
User avatar #6103 to #6101 - hateandwhiskey (12/11/2014) [-]
also i like to imagine all the mercs in TF2 sitting around and getting really high when they're not killing eachother.
User avatar #6102 to #6101 - hateandwhiskey (12/11/2014) [-]
you say that like halo is the only **** i play
#6105 to #6104 - hateandwhiskey (12/11/2014) [-]
I PLAY WITH UR MOMS SUGAR WALLS 						**********
I PLAY WITH UR MOMS SUGAR WALLS **********
#6106 to #6105 - lanaranjamecanico (12/11/2014) [-]
lol pleb **** bet you not even mlg swerve
User avatar #6107 to #6106 - hateandwhiskey (12/11/2014) [-]
im w/ FaZe
User avatar #6108 to #6107 - lanaranjamecanico (12/11/2014) [-]
1v1 me hearthstone, time to duel
User avatar #6109 to #6108 - hateandwhiskey (12/11/2014) [-]
yeah lets play vidyagames about playing cards.

that sounds like so much fun
User avatar #6110 to #6109 - lanaranjamecanico (12/11/2014) [-]
cant take a joke damn
User avatar #6111 to #6110 - hateandwhiskey (12/11/2014) [-]
jokes are supposed to be funny
#6112 to #6111 - lanaranjamecanico (12/11/2014) [-]
tell me when you start making them
tell me when you start making them
#6113 to #6112 - hateandwhiskey (12/11/2014) [-]
you're all the joke i need
#6078 - Nintendokami (12/04/2014) [-]
Are we still gonna play..?
User avatar #6080 to #6079 - Nintendokami (12/05/2014) [-]
Okay, tell me when. I've only played online once or twice. I'm nervous.
User avatar #6081 to #6080 - hateandwhiskey (12/05/2014) [-]
we could runnat now.

And we could just do a private sesh i guess
User avatar #6082 to #6081 - Nintendokami (12/05/2014) [-]
Sweet. Alright, let me go hook up my 360.
User avatar #6084 to #6082 - hateandwhiskey (12/05/2014) [-]
oh and heads up i only play free aim.
User avatar #6085 to #6084 - Nintendokami (12/05/2014) [-]
I don't know what that means.
User avatar #6086 to #6085 - hateandwhiskey (12/05/2014) [-]
IT MEANS NO CASUALS ALLOWED
User avatar #6087 to #6086 - Nintendokami (12/05/2014) [-]
N-no! I have no aim!!
User avatar #6088 to #6087 - hateandwhiskey (12/05/2014) [-]
u gon learn today
User avatar #6090 to #6088 - Nintendokami (12/05/2014) [-]
Are you ready? It's working now.
User avatar #6089 to #6088 - Nintendokami (12/05/2014) [-]
One sec, dude. My 360's updating.
User avatar #6091 to #6089 - hateandwhiskey (12/05/2014) [-]
you look like a REAL NERD
User avatar #6092 to #6091 - Nintendokami (12/05/2014) [-]
Shut up, compatibility packs!
User avatar #6093 to #6092 - hateandwhiskey (12/05/2014) [-]
hurry up before i get alc poisoning
User avatar #6094 to #6093 - Nintendokami (12/05/2014) [-]
I'm doing my frisken best, you drunk.
User avatar #6098 to #6095 - Nintendokami (12/05/2014) [-]
You're offline, you sick monster..
User avatar #6097 to #6095 - Nintendokami (12/05/2014) [-]
OMFG IT'S DONE.
User avatar #6096 to #6095 - Nintendokami (12/05/2014) [-]
I KNOW, OKAY. JUST SHUT UP. It's not my fault that they download slowly! Blame the game!
User avatar #6083 to #6082 - hateandwhiskey (12/05/2014) [-]
YOU DO THAT
User avatar #6074 - lanaranjamecanico (12/03/2014) [-]
mollies over misses
#6077 to #6076 - hateandwhiskey (12/04/2014) [-]
THAT 						****					 WAS WEAK BITCH   
   
 the kush aliens are invading earth
DJ Smokey - Trappin Out Da Forest

THAT **** WAS WEAK BITCH

the kush aliens are invading earth
User avatar #6063 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/30/2014) [-]
Is your name hate because everyone hates you?
User avatar #6064 to #6063 - hateandwhiskey (11/30/2014) [-]
pretty much
User avatar #6065 to #6064 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/30/2014) [-]
Oh well that's actually pretty depressing
#6066 to #6065 - hateandwhiskey (11/30/2014) [-]
you get used to it
User avatar #6067 to #6066 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/30/2014) [-]
So uh, anything good ever happen in your life?
User avatar #6069 to #6068 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/30/2014) [-]
Oh
My porn folder just reached 1k gifs, so life's pretty good for me
User avatar #6070 to #6069 - hateandwhiskey (11/30/2014) [-]
doesn't sound all that good
#6071 to #6070 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/30/2014) [-]
It's pretty amazing
User avatar #6072 to #6071 - hateandwhiskey (11/30/2014) [-]
why do you need that much porn
User avatar #6061 - nought (11/25/2014) [-]
ur a ****
User avatar #6062 to #6061 - hateandwhiskey (11/25/2014) [-]
:'''''''''(
#6060 to #6059 - hateandwhiskey (11/14/2014) [-]
ooohh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckk
#6053 to #6052 - hateandwhiskey (11/02/2014) [-]
did u get probed



did u get probed
User avatar #6055 to #6054 - hateandwhiskey (11/03/2014) [-]
everything about that comment was really gay
User avatar #6057 to #6056 - hateandwhiskey (11/05/2014) [-]
ew dude dont be a faggot
User avatar #5980 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (10/21/2014) [-]
Miss u
User avatar #6022 to #6021 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (10/22/2014) [-]
Disgusting.
You should try charity work, donating, and bleaching your skin
User avatar #6023 to #6022 - hateandwhiskey (10/22/2014) [-]
Im mixed bruh, my skins nowhere near dark
User avatar #6024 to #6023 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (10/22/2014) [-]
Sounds like you're in denial.

Man if we met in real life we would never get to know each other. I'd just clutch my bag and try not to make eye contact if you were nearby
User avatar #6025 to #6024 - hateandwhiskey (10/22/2014) [-]
you never know man
User avatar #6026 to #6025 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (10/22/2014) [-]
Well I guess it depends just how light you are
#6001 to #5980 - hateandwhiskey (10/21/2014) [-]
so whats up with you white boy?
User avatar #6002 to #6001 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (10/21/2014) [-]
I recently came to the realization I have no friends.
User avatar #6003 to #6002 - hateandwhiskey (10/21/2014) [-]
well hey, neither do i
User avatar #6004 to #6003 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (10/21/2014) [-]
But youre so cool and black
#6005 to #6004 - hateandwhiskey (10/21/2014) [-]
i dont get along well with others
User avatar #6006 to #6005 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (10/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, that was implied when I said black
#6007 to #6006 - hateandwhiskey (10/21/2014) [-]
i could have been any race and still hate people.
User avatar #6008 to #6007 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (10/22/2014) [-]
D-do you hate me?
User avatar #6009 to #6008 - hateandwhiskey (10/22/2014) [-]
nah ur alright

for a whitey
User avatar #6010 to #6009 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (10/22/2014) [-]
Oh good, I was about to contact my klan friends
User avatar #6011 to #6010 - hateandwhiskey (10/22/2014) [-]
HEY GUY
I DID SOME THINGS
GO CZECH IT OUT

www.funnyjunk.com/art/62703#62703
User avatar #6012 to #6011 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (10/22/2014) [-]
Man you're pretty ******* good.

I tried to learn how to draw but I'm ******* garbage.
User avatar #6013 to #6012 - hateandwhiskey (10/22/2014) [-]
aw shucks
User avatar #6014 to #6013 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (10/22/2014) [-]
I bet you learned from doing graffiti, huh negro?
User avatar #6015 to #6014 - hateandwhiskey (10/22/2014) [-]
Nosir.

But I do tag **** from time to time.
User avatar #6016 to #6015 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (10/22/2014) [-]
Of course you do.
User avatar #6017 to #6016 - hateandwhiskey (10/22/2014) [-]
I didn't expect that to be some sort of revelation for you.
User avatar #6018 to #6017 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (10/22/2014) [-]
Why do you fall into the stereotypes laid out for you? I'm so disappointed in you. You need to get up out the hood
User avatar #6019 to #6018 - hateandwhiskey (10/22/2014) [-]
cuz its fun lol
User avatar #6020 to #6019 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (10/22/2014) [-]
I bet you steal things and smoke the marijuana
User avatar #5982 to #5981 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (10/21/2014) [-]
Hows life, Mr Hate?
#5983 to #5982 - hateandwhiskey (10/21/2014) [-]
pretty pointless, i must admit
pretty pointless, i must admit
User avatar #5984 to #5983 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (10/21/2014) [-]
Ever consider ending it all?
#5985 to #5984 - hateandwhiskey (10/21/2014) [-]
like you wouldn't believe
like you wouldn't believe
User avatar #5986 to #5985 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (10/21/2014) [-]
Man if you die I'll have 0 black friends.
If I have 0 black friends I can't justify me saying ***** .

Seriously though faggot, youre a cool dude, don't off yourself
#5987 to #5986 - hateandwhiskey (10/21/2014) [-]
BUT IF I DONT KILL ME NO ONE WILL
BUT IF I DONT KILL ME NO ONE WILL
User avatar #5988 to #5987 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (10/21/2014) [-]
I wouldn't be too sure about that.
#5989 to #5988 - hateandwhiskey (10/21/2014) [-]
******					 have tried me   
everyday is life and death in the south b
****** have tried me
everyday is life and death in the south b
User avatar #5990 to #5989 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (10/21/2014) [-]
Here's you're solution, piss off more efficient killers.
#5991 to #5990 - hateandwhiskey (10/21/2014) [-]
you got a funny definition for "solution", b
you got a funny definition for "solution", b
User avatar #5992 to #5991 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (10/21/2014) [-]
"BUT IF I DONT KILL ME NO ONE WILL"
-You
#5993 to #5992 - hateandwhiskey (10/21/2014) [-]
STILL NOT MAKING A LOT OF SENSE HERE, B
User avatar #5994 to #5993 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (10/21/2014) [-]
Listen, how long have I known you for?
User avatar #5995 to #5994 - hateandwhiskey (10/21/2014) [-]
Long enough, I guess.
User avatar #5996 to #5995 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (10/21/2014) [-]
And have I ever made sense?
#5997 to #5996 - hateandwhiskey (10/21/2014) [-]
I guess not. But I know a lot of peeps that never make sense.

You're just one of the few white ones.
User avatar #5998 to #5997 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (10/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, white people are usually all about that "Logical thinking" and whatnot
User avatar #5999 to #5998 - hateandwhiskey (10/21/2014) [-]
****** crackers i hate em
#5935 - yiffcario (10/14/2014) [-]
Show me dem drawings.
User avatar #5976 to #5935 - hateandwhiskey (10/14/2014) [-]
you can, like
go away now
User avatar #5977 to #5976 - yiffcario (10/14/2014) [-]
I can.
User avatar #5978 to #5977 - hateandwhiskey (10/14/2014) [-]
You should.
User avatar #5979 to #5978 - yiffcario (10/14/2014) [-]
I don't know.
User avatar #5956 to #5935 - hateandwhiskey (10/14/2014) [-]
white gets you right
#5958 to #5957 - hateandwhiskey (10/14/2014) [-]
White liquor.   
   
This is not complicated.
White liquor.

This is not complicated.
User avatar #5960 to #5959 - hateandwhiskey (10/14/2014) [-]
Such as what?
What the **** are you saying.
User avatar #5961 to #5960 - yiffcario (10/14/2014) [-]
Da **** is white liqour?
All I got from that is Vodka is white liqour.
User avatar #5962 to #5961 - hateandwhiskey (10/14/2014) [-]
White liquor is liquor that's white.
Brown liquor is liquor that's brown.

Figure it out.
User avatar #5963 to #5962 - yiffcario (10/14/2014) [-]
Figures. Then yeah. White liquor is better.
I only can drink two types of brown that I've tried.
User avatar #5964 to #5963 - hateandwhiskey (10/14/2014) [-]
White gets you smacked way quicker than brown I found, but since brown is just whiskey and rum that shouldn't surprise anyone. Brown just slows you down.

Lean is kinda like both tho. And it kills you faster.
User avatar #5965 to #5964 - yiffcario (10/14/2014) [-]
Wtf is lean?
User avatar #5966 to #5965 - hateandwhiskey (10/14/2014) [-]
A marvel of African American culture.
User avatar #5967 to #5966 - yiffcario (10/14/2014) [-]
Dunno what it is.
User avatar #5968 to #5967 - hateandwhiskey (10/14/2014) [-]
Promethazyne and soda for flavor.

Gets you all slow.
User avatar #5969 to #5968 - yiffcario (10/14/2014) [-]
And why would you list that with alcohol?
User avatar #5970 to #5969 - hateandwhiskey (10/14/2014) [-]
It's a drink you dick.
User avatar #5971 to #5970 - yiffcario (10/14/2014) [-]
"Prescription drug
Consult a doctor if you have a medical concern.
Prevents and controls motion sickness, nausea, vomiting, and dizziness. Also used to relieve or prevent allergic reactions, helps people go to sleep, and control their pain or anxiety before or after surgery or other procedures."
User avatar #5972 to #5971 - hateandwhiskey (10/14/2014) [-]
It's sleep medicine. You put it in a bottle with some soda, like sprite or some **** , with jolly ranchers and boom - you got lean. Drink it, you get ****** .
User avatar #5973 to #5972 - yiffcario (10/14/2014) [-]
Sounds pretty good.
User avatar #5974 to #5973 - hateandwhiskey (10/14/2014) [-]
It's 5x worse on your kidneys than alcohol too.
User avatar #5975 to #5974 - yiffcario (10/14/2014) [-]
Sounds healthy.
#5937 to #5936 - yiffcario (10/14/2014) [-]
Why not? I've seen a few already.
User avatar #5938 to #5937 - hateandwhiskey (10/14/2014) [-]
So why would you need to see any more?
#5939 to #5938 - yiffcario (10/14/2014) [-]
Because I enjoy seeing them.
You don't stop watching a show you like once you've seen a few episodes.
And cuz it was a way to start talking to you.
#5940 to #5939 - hateandwhiskey (10/14/2014) [-]
Now why would you want to go and do that?
Don't you know I'm a bastard?
#5941 to #5940 - yiffcario (10/14/2014) [-]
It's fine with me.
#5942 to #5941 - hateandwhiskey (10/14/2014) [-]
why would you want to go out of your way to talk to someone that hates you?

I can't exactly wrap my head around that.
#5943 to #5942 - yiffcario (10/14/2014) [-]
Several things show you don't hate me.
#5944 to #5943 - hateandwhiskey (10/14/2014) [-]
i hate furry
u r furry
i hate u

i hate people
u r people
i hate u
#5945 to #5944 - yiffcario (10/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, not good enough.
#5946 to #5945 - hateandwhiskey (10/14/2014) [-]
It's good enough for me.
It's good enough for me.
#5947 to #5946 - yiffcario (10/14/2014) [-]
And yet the several things that show you don't hate me, remain.
#5948 to #5947 - hateandwhiskey (10/14/2014) [-]
You keep telling yourself that.
You keep telling yourself that.
#5949 to #5948 - yiffcario (10/14/2014) [-]
You can't deny facts 						*****					.
You can't deny facts ***** .
#5950 to #5949 - hateandwhiskey (10/14/2014) [-]
The only fact here is that I don't like anything about you.

You've just been making assumptions this whole time.
#5951 to #5950 - yiffcario (10/14/2014) [-]
There's no assumptions.
I'm on your friends list, I'm not blocked, in the past you tried to make me feel better, you reply yet still claiming you hate me.
It's cool mang, tell yourself what ya want.

What's up? You like Bacardi?
#5952 to #5951 - hateandwhiskey (10/14/2014) [-]
I'm not exactly here all the time, and I don't comb over my 'friends' list at all, so just consider that a coincidence. Everything you said after that doesn't sound like anything I'd do for anyone. Especially over the internet.

And no, Bacardi looks and tastes like goat urine.
#5953 to #5952 - yiffcario (10/14/2014) [-]
Well you have.

Bacardi is **** but I have a bottle and eventually have to drink it.
User avatar #5954 to #5953 - hateandwhiskey (10/14/2014) [-]
go get some vodka you pussy.

Some good vodka. Like Amsterdam or some **** .
#5955 to #5954 - yiffcario (10/14/2014) [-]
I normally do drink Vodka. Svedka but that's become nasty. I'd try Crsytal Skull but expensive.

I have Fireball. That stuff is good.
#5921 - evilicious (09/20/2014) [-]
You couldn't sell yourself on CraigsList even if you tried.
User avatar #5923 to #5921 - hateandwhiskey (09/20/2014) [-]
who are you doe
#5924 to #5923 - evilicious (09/20/2014) [-]
I'm the hero funnyjunk deserves!
User avatar #5925 to #5924 - hateandwhiskey (09/20/2014) [-]
that doesnt answer my question

who are you and why are you here
#5926 to #5925 - evilicious (09/20/2014) [-]
I'm here to save the day and tell it like it is!
User avatar #5927 to #5926 - hateandwhiskey (09/20/2014) [-]
that sounds really stupid

maybe you should stop wasting your time
#5928 to #5927 - evilicious (09/20/2014) [-]
I WILL NEVER GIVE UP.
User avatar #5929 to #5928 - hateandwhiskey (09/20/2014) [-]
maybe you should get a hobby or something

you clearly have too much time on your hands
#5930 to #5929 - evilicious (09/20/2014) [-]
You're right!

I'll take up blowing up buildings in my free time or time travel. Time travel is very therapeutic, you know!
#5931 to #5930 - hateandwhiskey (09/20/2014) [-]
I just do drugs.
I just do drugs.
#5932 to #5931 - evilicious (09/20/2014) [-]
I'll start raising kids!
User avatar #5933 to #5932 - hateandwhiskey (09/21/2014) [-]
terrible.
User avatar #5922 to #5921 - hateandwhiskey (09/20/2014) [-]
oh okay thanks.
#5897 - commiekirby (09/05/2014) [-]
It's a me! That faggot you hate for reasons I forget!

WHAT'S UP?!
User avatar #5918 to #5897 - hateandwhiskey (09/17/2014) [-]
Well I'm definitely not with my people, for starters.
User avatar #5919 to #5918 - commiekirby (09/17/2014) [-]
Oh? Well huh, where are you then?
User avatar #5920 to #5919 - hateandwhiskey (09/17/2014) [-]
In some ****** house with my dog and a big ass fence between me and everyone else.
#5899 to #5898 - commiekirby (09/05/2014) [-]
Aw what you don't want to talk to me? But it's so fuuuun~

Also that picture is so ******* dark my eyes can't see **** .
#5900 to #5899 - hateandwhiskey (09/05/2014) [-]
well I'm sorry your Pinko ocular muscles are so ****** .
#5901 to #5900 - commiekirby (09/05/2014) [-]
Eh who needs eyes anyway, they ain't useful for nothin'.
#5902 to #5901 - hateandwhiskey (09/05/2014) [-]
well what do you want b
well what do you want b
#5903 to #5902 - commiekirby (09/05/2014) [-]
To see what's up. Is that such a crime?
#5904 to #5903 - hateandwhiskey (09/05/2014) [-]
Possibly,   
I don't recall you ever giving a 						****					.   
I know I dont.
Possibly,
I don't recall you ever giving a **** .
I know I dont.
#5905 to #5904 - commiekirby (09/05/2014) [-]
Well there's the problem, you never recall **** about me.

Never said I didn't care but you're such a stubborn cuss.
#5906 to #5905 - hateandwhiskey (09/05/2014) [-]
My only excuse is that I smoke too much.   
   
So 						*****					? 						****					 you trying to say
My only excuse is that I smoke too much.

So ***** ? **** you trying to say
#5907 to #5906 - commiekirby (09/05/2014) [-]
You sure do enjoy it I see.

I was just saying hey, wondering how you were.
#5908 to #5907 - hateandwhiskey (09/05/2014) [-]
I mean, there's a lot of 						****					 I do that's probably had some effect on my memory.   
   
I meant about calling me stubborn but okay.
I mean, there's a lot of **** I do that's probably had some effect on my memory.

I meant about calling me stubborn but okay.
#5909 to #5908 - commiekirby (09/09/2014) [-]
You got a point there.

Eh you're pretty stubborn in letting people care about you at all, even when it couldn't hurt you.
#5910 to #5909 - hateandwhiskey (09/09/2014) [-]
well if I dont care about me why would I expect anyone else to
well if I dont care about me why would I expect anyone else to
#5911 to #5910 - commiekirby (09/16/2014) [-]
But almost everybody thinks exactly like that.
But almost everybody thinks exactly like that.
#5912 to #5911 - hateandwhiskey (09/16/2014) [-]
Where are these people? I'd like to meet someone who isn't concerned only for themselves. Everyone has way too much self-love nowadays.

Either way, I don't need you or anyone else to give a **** . I've gotten this far without it.
#5913 to #5912 - commiekirby (09/17/2014) [-]
Self loathing ******** reporting in.
I can agree with that, but I can't even get anything from you anyway.

I didn't say you needed it, I just do anyway even when you just wanna tell me to **** off a lot.
#5914 to #5913 - hateandwhiskey (09/17/2014) [-]
Get what from me, exactly?
#5915 to #5914 - commiekirby (09/17/2014) [-]
Nothing, even if I wanted to exploit you or something there's nothing to even gain from you.

But in reality, I wouldn't anyway because I'm not a complete deplorable piece of **** .
Besides you're fun to talk to, so I guess really all I can gain and lose with you is a fun conversation partner.
#5916 to #5915 - hateandwhiskey (09/17/2014) [-]
Well.

Alright i guess.
#5917 to #5916 - commiekirby (09/17/2014) [-]
I do got a question though, what do you even do these days?

Things could've changed, but how you can just sit around depressed at your family's house baffles me. I go completely mad if I wallow around like that for more than a day. I have to be doing something to keep myself going at very least.
User avatar #5895 - HARMONYHARMONY (08/31/2014) [-]
Yo dude
#5791 - hateandwhiskey (08/28/2014) [-]
I see you lurking.
#5779 - Nintendokami (08/25/2014) [-]
Hey, big brother!

What'cha doing?
#5780 to #5779 - hateandwhiskey (08/25/2014) [-]
gradually destroying my body with toxins and alcohol.
#5781 to #5780 - Nintendokami (08/25/2014) [-]
That sounds beautiful, Mysterion. I'm glad you're as upbeat as always!
#5782 to #5781 - hateandwhiskey (08/25/2014) [-]
just look for the influence, i'll be under that bitch
just look for the influence, i'll be under that bitch
#5783 to #5782 - Nintendokami (08/25/2014) [-]
Isn't that where we always find you? You don't gotta tell me that.
#5784 to #5783 - hateandwhiskey (08/25/2014) [-]
I guess, but I can't imagine why you'd come looking for me in the first place.
I guess, but I can't imagine why you'd come looking for me in the first place.
#5785 to #5784 - Nintendokami (08/25/2014) [-]
If you can't imagine why, then it really has been too long.
#5786 to #5785 - hateandwhiskey (08/25/2014) [-]
Too long for what?
The **** are you talking about?
#5787 to #5786 - Nintendokami (08/25/2014) [-]
Too long since I bothered you, obviously. If you don't remember that I just bother you for the sake of it, then it's been too long.
#5788 to #5787 - hateandwhiskey (08/25/2014) [-]
yknow thats amazing or whatever   
but i dont care
yknow thats amazing or whatever
but i dont care
#5789 to #5788 - Nintendokami (08/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, yeah. As much as I'd love to stay here and hear everything you have to say, I was just coming to say hello.
#5790 to #5789 - hateandwhiskey (08/25/2014) [-]
well you've certainly done more than your part.
well you've certainly done more than your part.
#5773 - Sunset (08/19/2014) [-]
do you know where casshern went?
User avatar #5774 to #5773 - hateandwhiskey (08/20/2014) [-]
He ditched fj. I have him on steam
User avatar #5775 to #5774 - Sunset (08/20/2014) [-]
any reason why he ditched fj?
User avatar #5777 to #5776 - Sunset (08/20/2014) [-]
deep
#5757 to #5756 - hateandwhiskey (08/19/2014) [-]
i cant achieve enlightenment through intoxication if i have to sit here and type
i cant achieve enlightenment through intoxication if i have to sit here and type
#5758 to #5757 - yiffcario (08/19/2014) [-]
Whatcha drinkin?
#5759 to #5758 - hateandwhiskey (08/19/2014) [-]
Brown because i really want to feel like a piece of ****
#5760 to #5759 - yiffcario (08/19/2014) [-]
Dafuq is brown?
#5761 to #5760 - hateandwhiskey (08/19/2014) [-]
brown liquor, smart guy.
#5762 to #5761 - yiffcario (08/19/2014) [-]
Obviously, thought it might of been something special though you pleb.
#5763 to #5762 - hateandwhiskey (08/19/2014) [-]
well if it was special   
or if i was worth celebrating   
it wouldn't be 						*******					 brown
well if it was special
or if i was worth celebrating
it wouldn't be ******* brown
#5764 to #5763 - yiffcario (08/19/2014) [-]
Brown could have been a name ****** .
User avatar #5765 to #5764 - hateandwhiskey (08/19/2014) [-]
That's ******* dumb and you know it is.
#5766 to #5765 - yiffcario (08/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, which is exactly why I believe something could be called it.
User avatar #5767 to #5766 - hateandwhiskey (08/19/2014) [-]
right
can we move this along then or is this the abrupt stopping point
#5768 to #5767 - yiffcario (08/19/2014) [-]
Well aside from drinking what have you been up to?
#5769 to #5768 - hateandwhiskey (08/19/2014) [-]
doing drugs and selling drugs
#5770 to #5769 - yiffcario (08/19/2014) [-]
Like a true black man.
Anything not cliche?
#5771 to #5770 - hateandwhiskey (08/19/2014) [-]
You don't need to know anything else about me.
You don't need to know anything else about me.
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