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Date Signed Up:6/17/2011
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Content Ranking:#6167
Comment Ranking:#2219
Highest Content Rank:#6167
Highest Comment Rank:#849
Content Thumbs: 253 total,  563 ,  310
Comment Thumbs: 13150 total,  15901 ,  2751
Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 25 Content: Peasant → Level 26 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 51.4% (257/500)
Level 311 Comments: Wizard → Level 312 Comments: Wizard
Content Views:25900
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Total Comments Made:2524
FJ Points:12519
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#767 - US federal law is defined at a state-level, so every state can… 04/23/2015 on Justice Served +1
#13 - Well I mean not just anyone can be successful at it You ne… 04/22/2015 on Cr1tikal 0
#10 - Implying that playing games and uploading to youtube regularly…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2015 on Cr1tikal +2
#12 - Helle (04/22/2015) [-]
yeah i'd think anyone can do it, but it does require hard work and fucking lot of luck.
User avatar #13 - haseotakaeda (04/22/2015) [-]
Well I mean not just anyone can be successful at it
You need to be creative, likeable, and entertaining to watch.
#8 - Implying that being a self-employed content creator is not a real job  [+] (11 new replies) 04/22/2015 on Cr1tikal +8
User avatar #9 - goodadventures (04/22/2015) [-]
implying playing video games and uploading them on youtube isnt hard.
User avatar #15 - manicos (04/22/2015) [-]
it isn't, but being a followed and respected poster is. cr1tikal is well respected for what he does. if you started a channel, chances are you'd never get passed 50 subscribers
User avatar #16 - goodadventures (04/22/2015) [-]
he plays games and uploads them it's not hard, and i could if i was willing to cater to all these lil 12 year olds who think shit joke and faggy remarks are still amusing.
User avatar #24 - iamchicken (04/22/2015) [-]
Go be not fun elsewhere.
User avatar #25 - goodadventures (04/22/2015) [-]
nah if u guys think this video is funny then im damn fucking hilarious.
User avatar #26 - iamchicken (04/22/2015) [-]
Video's not funny it's a PSA for his channel.
User avatar #30 - iamchicken (04/23/2015) [-]
User avatar #29 - goodadventures (04/22/2015) [-]
shut up nerd
User avatar #10 - haseotakaeda (04/22/2015) [-]
Implying that playing games and uploading to youtube regularly while dealing with and making sure to entertain and please a few hundred thousand people is something anyone can do
#12 - Helle (04/22/2015) [-]
yeah i'd think anyone can do it, but it does require hard work and fucking lot of luck.
User avatar #13 - haseotakaeda (04/22/2015) [-]
Well I mean not just anyone can be successful at it
You need to be creative, likeable, and entertaining to watch.
#77 - One thing you have to keep in mind when dealing between langua… 04/22/2015 on Do jap tattoo, they said.... 0
#28 - Picture 04/22/2015 on Do jap tattoo, they said.... +11
#2514 - Sup FJ 18/M/Canada Martial Artist/Volunteer Karate Ins… 04/21/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
#6 - Did someone say steel-clad sorcerer? 04/21/2015 on Fulliron Wizard +28
#70 - FNAF is literally Autism: The Video Game  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on Cringe Comp 1 Episode 1... +4
#71 - theruse (04/20/2015) [-]
At least you signed in and said it. And how is FNaF the Game Autism? I understand the fanbase, but not the games, the games did nothing wrong.
#114 - I can't stand Tumblr and I think radical feminists are just as…  [+] (17 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Feminem -17
User avatar #185 - ninjaroo (04/16/2015) [-]
If you want to refer to a comment, type >> 34 with no space between the number and the >>. Like so >>#34
User avatar #184 - thejoemotes (04/16/2015) [-]
was gonna thumb up because Dodger, but then read the comment.
User avatar #166 - makotoitou (04/16/2015) [-]
creamy memey memes
#165 - commencingfailure (04/16/2015) [-]
thumbed down because that gif annoys the fuck outta me
User avatar #151 - plasterboy (04/16/2015) [-]
i didnt read your comment. but due to multiple red thumbs, you must be wrong.
#168 - hotpiss (04/16/2015) [-]
I've found that sometimes, the comments with the most red thumbs are the most insightful, logical and well reasoned comments. It's just there's so many angry kids on here that will thumb something down because it offers too harsh a glimpse into the reality they're trying to hide from.
#193 - obliviscor (04/16/2015) [-]
What can mere men do, against such reckless fuckery?

My one green is not a creative color thumb will have to do.
#196 - commanderphoenix (04/16/2015) [-]
did this guy just take over a store using ostriches
#141 - ytrellworld has deleted their comment.
#138 - trekkien (04/16/2015) [-]
One of the rules of a language is that the meaning of words change over time due to usage. The words "gay" AND "faggot" being prime examples of this. The word "feminism" is ABSOLUTELY in this category. It meant equality once upon a time, but no more. Even if some real feminists still cling to that word, they are a minority at this point.

p.s. Don't come with any of that "Google the definition of feminism" shit like that faggot comedian, there is such a thing as living in denial and lagging behind. Even for dictionaries.
#194 - hotpiss (04/16/2015) [-]
what should we call legitimate feminists now?
User avatar #203 - trekkien (04/16/2015) [-]
If they were to spend a little of their time fighting for the problems men face as well, then egalitarians, otherwise let them stay in their bubble.
#204 - hotpiss (04/17/2015) [-]
Feminists should fight for men's rights? Whilst I agree they should care, surely the only thing a feminist should have to fight for to be a legitimate feminist is equal rights for women?
User avatar #206 - trekkien (04/17/2015) [-]
I mean that I think people shouldn't really be feminists nor MRAs, people should fight for both sides, e.g. egalitarianism.
#207 - hotpiss (04/17/2015) [-]
ah, that makes more sense.
User avatar #131 - ljxjlos (04/16/2015) [-]
Same with tumblr, tho.

People say they hate it because it´s full of feminazis and sjws without ever going there.
I don´t use it because I can´t stand the whole re-blogging to answer-system, but my girlfriend uses it, so I kinda see a lot of the side - and I rarely ever see anything sjw or feminazi. It´s just a vocal minority, just like fjs shitposters or the few edgy-ass faggots on /b/ for example.
Other then that, it´s not that different from FJ...maybe a bit more arts-y and it has a lot of fashion stuff wouldn´t harm FJ, either, tho, if I think about Admins Selfie-request-posts... , but hell, other then that, I see the same content on tumblr and fj quite often.
User avatar #115 - pleuradispensor (04/16/2015) [-]
I can't stand that fucking gif.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #7 - rockmanneos (04/05/2015) [-]
Question in response to your before and after pics.
What routine did you follow? I'm after similar results but no **** all about exercising.
User avatar #8 to #7 - haseotakaeda (04/05/2015) [-]
I've got a set of posts on tumblr about my routine but i'll condense things
When I had just started out I did this:

150 bicep curls per arm (with a very light weight - if you want gains at the start, you need to focus just on low-weight and high repetition)
60 Sit ups
40 Push ups
and then doing leg hovers fitnessista.com/wp-content/uploads//2012/05/crunchandhover_thumb1.jpg for 5 seconds, then 10, then 20, then 30

That was something like six months ago.
Now my routine consists of this:
500 meter run to warm up
100 Sit ups
20/30/40/50 second leg hover
60 push ups
100 Shoulder-lifts with the dumbbell (still a light one)
400 bicep curls with the same dumbbell
100 Sit ups
60 second leg hover
50 oblique push ups
500 meter run
and then warm down with some taichi or whatever

It sounds like a lot, but to put it in perspective, i was able to finish my first workout in under twenty minutes, and now it takes forty five to do the updated routine. I had points along the way where I was adding things in, so start with the first stuff and then add more reps to things and add more exercises as you go and just remember to work at your own pace. if you can't do 60 sit ups or 40 push ups or whatever right off the bat then it's fine, you just need to make those numbers whatever your current limit is so that you can keep pushing them. Best of luck man

User avatar #4 - maybetraffy (04/05/2015) [-]
lol, Asians on fj
u from USA or Canada?
#6 to #5 - maybetraffy (04/05/2015) [-]
sweet, have fun.
#1 - megaflak (10/25/2012) [-]
damnit if your going to comment about skipping then dont say the same thing over and over again and delete it each time
damnit if your going to comment about skipping then dont say the same thing over and over again and delete it each time
User avatar #2 to #1 - haseotakaeda (10/25/2012) [-]
I was trying to get the blue text to work, but apparently kim jong removed it or something
t'is a sad day
#3 to #2 - megaflak (10/25/2012) [-]
ah, thats sucks
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