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#36 - you can literally right click, show controls, scroll to the en…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2016 on Wait for it +9
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#50 - linxus (08/13/2016) [-]
that's what I was saying. when i said "this kind of shit only works with gifs" i was talking about forcing you to wait, although I think you can use show controls with gifs as well.
#10 - Raticate, Primeape, Geodude and Graveler, Machamp? You're…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2016 on pokemans +1
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#25 - arrowfrogamped (07/18/2016) [-]
My favourite Pokémon isn't featured at all so I feel ya.
#110 - Thought the first one was just him pushing her over... then I … 06/04/2016 on Gif Dump - Part 85 0
#2 - THAT SIR... IS A GLORIOUS ROLL 05/31/2016 on making my way downtown.... 0
#9 - I GUESS you're using the meme correctly. this is a very … 05/31/2016 on Lodeit Kodisla Xuidsitsa 0
#8 - beta was open and free for an entire weekend... kinda your own fault.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2016 on Lodeit Kodisla Xuidsitsa 0
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#10 - catfishy (05/31/2016) [-]
Well i mean there was ton of closed beta as well but i get what you are saying.
#32 - yoooo me too. 05/23/2016 on chillin with netflix +2
#2 - I think it's more like suicide help watch, they're just making…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/23/2016 on chillin with netflix +21
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#4 - needsauceadmisblan (05/23/2016) [-]
well it is tumblr the sites a suicide watch list already. dated a girl who had a tumblr she threatened suicide on me no less then 3 times.
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#44 - needsauceadmisblan (05/23/2016) [-]
>>#6, >>#32, >>#41,
let us unite!
join list: OurBadExsHaveTumblers
#41 - SumDumAnon (05/23/2016) [-]
I had an ex gf who also had a tumblr and threatened to kill herself after not being able to buy a wig for her cringe homestuck cosplay.

I was bawling my eyes out because the language she used was very indicative that she would go through with it, as retarded as the reasoning was. Later on when I went to go visit her, she was just fine. No tears or blood-shot eyes.

A looong time later after we had broken up for the last time she threatened a mutual friend of ours with suicide if he didn't agree to get me to talk to her. I felt bad for my friend because he was genuinely concerned about her well-being - even after I told him that she was full of shit and wouldn't go through with it. So just to make him feel better, I asked about her day and other shit like that and I got normal replies. She was once again just fine.

Throughout our relationship I think she claimed she would kill herself like 8 times. Each garnering less sympathy from me and more resentment towards her.

Other shit she did on the side: she would spread rumors and shit about how we had sex when I was actually repulsed by the sight of her at the time, she loved causing a divide between me and platonic girl friends I had, and the biggest one: she dated my best friend only a few weeks after we had broken up (although he's the one who asked her out after we had broken up without even asking me if it was alright, so dick move on his part).

Man, what a bitch.
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#32 - hammerify (05/23/2016) [-]
yoooo me too.
#6 - thearcher (05/23/2016) [-]
Went through that myself, not pretty
#4 - 5.85 GPA... EXCUSE ME! 04/15/2016 on Error 404 0
#15 - Picture 03/18/2016 on Hai To Gensou No Guzzler 0