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#41 - SumDumAnon (05/23/2016) [-]
I had an ex gf who also had a tumblr and threatened to kill herself after not being able to buy a wig for her cringe homestuck cosplay.
I was bawling my eyes out because the language she used was very indicative that she would go through with it, as retarded as the reasoning was. Later on when I went to go visit her, she was just fine. No tears or blood-shot eyes.
A looong time later after we had broken up for the last time she threatened a mutual friend of ours with suicide if he didn't agree to get me to talk to her. I felt bad for my friend because he was genuinely concerned about her well-being - even after I told him that she was full of shit and wouldn't go through with it. So just to make him feel better, I asked about her day and other shit like that and I got normal replies. She was once again just fine.
Throughout our relationship I think she claimed she would kill herself like 8 times. Each garnering less sympathy from me and more resentment towards her.
Other shit she did on the side: she would spread rumors and shit about how we had sex when I was actually repulsed by the sight of her at the time, she loved causing a divide between me and platonic girl friends I had, and the biggest one: she dated my best friend only a few weeks after we had broken up (although he's the one who asked her out after we had broken up without even asking me if it was alright, so dick move on his part).
Man, what a bitch.
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