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hammarhead

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Date Signed Up:11/12/2012
Last Login:4/06/2015
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Content Thumbs: 729 total,  797 ,  68
Comment Thumbs: 5677 total,  6526 ,  849
Content Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 54 Content: Sammich eater → Level 55 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 14% (14/100)
Level 248 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 249 Comments: Doinitrite
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Content Views:35905
Times Content Favorited:50 times
Total Comments Made:2747
FJ Points:5442

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#77 - Comment deleted 03/27/2015 on the art of manliness 0
#62 - Idk, I kinda liked mine. "hammer head on tawp be… 03/27/2015 on everyone who thumbs this up... -1
#61 - Comment deleted 03/27/2015 on everyone who thumbs this up... 0
#102 - love doing this to my gf when she's on the phone. 03/27/2015 on Appropriate Attire +9
#218 - Well normally I can deal with tall the **** that gets t…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Effects of Feminism 258 -1
User avatar #241 - twofreegerbils (03/27/2015) [-]
You are this upset because I thumbed you down and said I didn't care about your imaginary girlfriend?

Grow a pair, friendo.
#237 - newepic (03/27/2015) [-]
>Twofreegerbils
#240 - twofreegerbils (03/27/2015) [-]
Tally another one.
#210 - Did you seriously thumb me down for that? It was during. Forgi…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Effects of Feminism 258 -1
User avatar #215 - twofreegerbils (03/27/2015) [-]
>Did you seriously thumb me down for that?
Yes, I was simply reciprocating the red thumb you gave me. I always reciprocate red thumbs. Why do you care about your precious internet coins so much?

>It was during. Forgive my improcision.
*imprecision
It doesn't matter if it was during. Before. Or after. Cutting your girlfriend with a knife is assault with a deadly weapon. Not sexual assault.

>Can you try to remember this happened to someone I love?
I don't give even half a fuck about your feelings. Go cry about it, child.

I doubt this event even happened anyways. I'd love to see pics of the scars if they're real though.
User avatar #218 - hammarhead (03/27/2015) [-]
Well normally I can deal with tall the shit that gets thrown around on the internet. I guess this is my limit. Congrats, you won. I give up. Hope it makes you feel like the big strong man you are. The truth is, she was attacked and sexually assaulted and people are killed over sexual assaults all the time. But if all you can make are ad hominem arguments, fine. I can't deal with that. It makes me sick to my stomach. I don't know why it's hard to believe people like you exist. If a man can overpower a young girl, and sexually assault her while carving derisive words into her skin, why wouldn't someone be shitty under the cover of anonymity? Oh well.
User avatar #241 - twofreegerbils (03/27/2015) [-]
You are this upset because I thumbed you down and said I didn't care about your imaginary girlfriend?

Grow a pair, friendo.
#237 - newepic (03/27/2015) [-]
>Twofreegerbils
#240 - twofreegerbils (03/27/2015) [-]
Tally another one.
#195 - My girlfriend was jumped by a guy with a knife and had "s…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Effects of Feminism 258 0
User avatar #202 - twofreegerbils (03/27/2015) [-]
>after being sexually assualted
>after
Being the key word.

What your girlfriend survived was assault with a deadly weapon. Not sexual assault. She is a survivor of assault with a deadly weapon. She is a victim of sexual assault. Note the difference.

Precision of language.
User avatar #210 - hammarhead (03/27/2015) [-]
Did you seriously thumb me down for that? It was during. Forgive my improcision. Can you try to remember this happened to someone I love?
User avatar #215 - twofreegerbils (03/27/2015) [-]
>Did you seriously thumb me down for that?
Yes, I was simply reciprocating the red thumb you gave me. I always reciprocate red thumbs. Why do you care about your precious internet coins so much?

>It was during. Forgive my improcision.
*imprecision
It doesn't matter if it was during. Before. Or after. Cutting your girlfriend with a knife is assault with a deadly weapon. Not sexual assault.

>Can you try to remember this happened to someone I love?
I don't give even half a fuck about your feelings. Go cry about it, child.

I doubt this event even happened anyways. I'd love to see pics of the scars if they're real though.
User avatar #218 - hammarhead (03/27/2015) [-]
Well normally I can deal with tall the shit that gets thrown around on the internet. I guess this is my limit. Congrats, you won. I give up. Hope it makes you feel like the big strong man you are. The truth is, she was attacked and sexually assaulted and people are killed over sexual assaults all the time. But if all you can make are ad hominem arguments, fine. I can't deal with that. It makes me sick to my stomach. I don't know why it's hard to believe people like you exist. If a man can overpower a young girl, and sexually assault her while carving derisive words into her skin, why wouldn't someone be shitty under the cover of anonymity? Oh well.
User avatar #241 - twofreegerbils (03/27/2015) [-]
You are this upset because I thumbed you down and said I didn't care about your imaginary girlfriend?

Grow a pair, friendo.
#237 - newepic (03/27/2015) [-]
>Twofreegerbils
#240 - twofreegerbils (03/27/2015) [-]
Tally another one.
#146 - Not again  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on Birds of a feather... +5
#190 - theycallmesatan (03/27/2015) [-]
**theycallmesatan used "*roll picture*"**
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#1 - Comment deleted 03/27/2015 on C'mere Kitties 0
#29 - Dude, the byzantines were romans. They were the east half of t…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Medieval Reactions 4 0
#30 - hongkonglongdong (03/27/2015) [-]
...I know basic history, yes. And that's honestly kind of my point. The Roman Empire didn't just up and leave, and people didn't "forget" how to draw, or sculpt. People continued doing what they'd done before. People in the west didn't bring down the Empire in some cataclysmic event that kept culture back for a thousand years. They basically were Roman by the time the Empire in the West had fallen.

But styles changed. Economy played a big role- you couldn't nearly as easily afford to pay a full-time artist to do art. And you get different art- some of it very good, as well (see above).
User avatar #31 - hammarhead (03/27/2015) [-]
I agree with you, so I rescind my red thumb. Apologies.

However, were discussing which was better, medieval art, or greco-roman art. He said medieval (specifically gothic), I said greco-roman (using the parthenon as a worst-of example), and then you threw in a roman example and then sounded like you were using that as an example of why my greco-roman example did not validate my point and that yours was better? Hence my confusion.
TLDR; I agree with you, but that's not what we were really debating.
#32 - hongkonglongdong (03/27/2015) [-]
I was using a medieval Roman example. The debate wasn't over Roman vs. Germanic art or something, it was Roman vs. Medieval.

I went early medieval 'cause that's what we should really be talking about here (seeing as late medieval/renaissance copied off the Romans only it used better technology, so of course it's going to look better).
#35 - Well that's not a new thing 03/26/2015 on Game Changer +1
#18 - ***** what did you say about greco-roman painting? …  [+] (8 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Medieval Reactions 4 +3
#27 - rundas (03/26/2015) [-]
The Parthenon was more flamboyant. Medieval Christians were less idolatrous, of course, so they focused less on gold statues and pomp. And Chartres is something like nine times taller than the Parthenon. More complex architectural techniques. So yes, Gothic cathedrals>Parthenon.

And again, that pic just proves my point. Most Greek painting was around two colors, except for the statues and temples and such, which were garish and probably kind of eyesores. Medieval painters had better use of color in ways that bring out the vivacity of the work.
#22 - hongkonglongdong (03/26/2015) [-]
I think the Parthenon is worse than pic related. Yes, those are mozaics made of gold.
#26 - barnaclebucket (03/26/2015) [-]
That's not late medieval at all though, that's Hagia Sophia built by the Byzantines in the 6th Century...
#28 - hongkonglongdong (03/26/2015) [-]
Where did I say it was late medieval? In fact, the whole point was that it was 6th century...
User avatar #29 - hammarhead (03/26/2015) [-]
Dude, the byzantines were romans. They were the east half of the empire that didn't fall, after Rome was split into two halves.
#30 - hongkonglongdong (03/27/2015) [-]
...I know basic history, yes. And that's honestly kind of my point. The Roman Empire didn't just up and leave, and people didn't "forget" how to draw, or sculpt. People continued doing what they'd done before. People in the west didn't bring down the Empire in some cataclysmic event that kept culture back for a thousand years. They basically were Roman by the time the Empire in the West had fallen.

But styles changed. Economy played a big role- you couldn't nearly as easily afford to pay a full-time artist to do art. And you get different art- some of it very good, as well (see above).
User avatar #31 - hammarhead (03/27/2015) [-]
I agree with you, so I rescind my red thumb. Apologies.

However, were discussing which was better, medieval art, or greco-roman art. He said medieval (specifically gothic), I said greco-roman (using the parthenon as a worst-of example), and then you threw in a roman example and then sounded like you were using that as an example of why my greco-roman example did not validate my point and that yours was better? Hence my confusion.
TLDR; I agree with you, but that's not what we were really debating.
#32 - hongkonglongdong (03/27/2015) [-]
I was using a medieval Roman example. The debate wasn't over Roman vs. Germanic art or something, it was Roman vs. Medieval.

I went early medieval 'cause that's what we should really be talking about here (seeing as late medieval/renaissance copied off the Romans only it used better technology, so of course it's going to look better).
#42 - Anyone got sauce on this one? 03/26/2015 on Watching others play 0
#2 - Almost as fun as the lightbulb. Almost.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2015 on youtube subtitles are too... 0
#3 - corps (03/25/2015) [-]
#8 - Protip: avoid the XD's 03/25/2015 on Never Forget His Sarcrifice +2
#47 - seriously guys. almost 200 thumbs for "oh boy"  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on "fast as lightning..." +19
User avatar #60 - chrisis (03/24/2015) [-]
He's not in the point system so there twice as pointless as usual
#104 - the pavement.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Breathtaking photos #2 0
#136 - Rascal (03/24/2015) [-]
>while he was falling
#149 - You're ******* amazing. That was ******* disgusting. 03/24/2015 on Rats 0
#211 - sure do hope mine's a shark 03/24/2015 on Get Your Own Cute Animal 0
#54 - Well it sure is a good thing we're talking about people isn't it?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Twitter Comp 0
User avatar #56 - srskate (03/25/2015) [-]
talking about people doesn't invalidate hung though
#146 - Um..... link?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Rats 0
#147 - karenoniks (03/24/2015) [-]
It's really fucked up.
BATSU GAME - PUKE MUSHROOM
#149 - hammarhead (03/24/2015) [-]
You're fucking amazing. That was fucking disgusting.
#19 - It's different when referring to hanging a person. Direct …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Twitter Comp +4
User avatar #52 - srskate (03/24/2015) [-]
hanged is specific to people, but hung is general
User avatar #54 - hammarhead (03/24/2015) [-]
Well it sure is a good thing we're talking about people isn't it?
User avatar #56 - srskate (03/25/2015) [-]
talking about people doesn't invalidate hung though
#111 - What an original comment on these that has never been said before.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Reflection 0
User avatar #128 - beldepinda (03/24/2015) [-]
That may be unoriginal. But for me it's the truth. sorry if I have offended you in any way
#39 - Holy **** man. That was ****** .  [+] (4 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Rats +13
User avatar #54 - karenoniks (03/24/2015) [-]
Not really after you find out that the rats were clean, bought from a store as a snake food.
Batsu game where they ate a squid from the sewers and wild mushroom covered in puke was more fucked up.
User avatar #146 - hammarhead (03/24/2015) [-]
Um..... link?
#147 - karenoniks (03/24/2015) [-]
It's really fucked up.
BATSU GAME - PUKE MUSHROOM
#149 - hammarhead (03/24/2015) [-]
You're fucking amazing. That was fucking disgusting.
#4 - insert *************** .jpg here 03/24/2015 on Garbage Cat +1

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#19 - chronicliar (03/20/2015) [-]
hammer head on tawp because is alpha shark
User avatar #18 - marioisbestpony (02/18/2015) [-]
STOP RAPING ME YOU CIS WHITE ****** !
#16 - Rascal (02/04/2015) [-]
u a faget
User avatar #17 to #16 - hammarhead (02/06/2015) [-]
haha alright thanks man
User avatar #10 - slightly (01/17/2015) [-]
fite me irl
User avatar #11 to #10 - hammarhead (01/18/2015) [-]
1v1 me fggt
User avatar #12 to #11 - slightly (01/18/2015) [-]
I take every thumbdown as a declaration of war.

Prepare for the dicking, faggot.
User avatar #13 to #12 - hammarhead (01/18/2015) [-]
oh. I... where did I do that?
User avatar #14 to #13 - slightly (01/18/2015) [-]
man idk this post was 1 day ago and i write a lot of stupid ****

i think it's either when i said "i hate anime" is bait or when I insulted swedes or maybe the one where i said id be happy if all furries die?

idk take ur pick

im still gonna fite you tho
User avatar #15 to #14 - hammarhead (01/18/2015) [-]
....But I like all of those comments
User avatar #8 - thewizsam (09/03/2014) [-]
why you thumb me down
User avatar #9 to #8 - hammarhead (09/04/2014) [-]
Where at? :C
#5 - mvtjets (02/18/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#6 to #5 - hammarhead (02/18/2014) [-]
whaye?
whaye?
#7 to #6 - mvtjets (02/18/2014) [-]
so unembrace   
much unaccept
so unembrace
much unaccept
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#1 - someponynew (03/31/2013) [-]
You uhh... Love me?
You uhh... Love me?
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