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#29 - With all the **** going on about how hes such a f… 06/11/2012 on Looks more like a guy too +10
#38 - Euro 2012(soccer): Netherlands 0 - 1 Denmark. Nobody…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/11/2012 on How to piss people off +116
#170 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/11/2012) [-]
when it comes to soccer the Danish are really nothing compared to the Netherlands
what?
Denmark is on the 9 place on FIFA ranking, so I would call this, my kind sir, a bullshit.
#227 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/11/2012) [-]
Denmark.. On place 9..

I'm a dane, and literally.. The danish team sucks balls, seriously.. They lost 3-1 to Brazil, and it was only Brazil's B team.. Not to amuse you or anything, very kind of you wit this response.
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#106 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/11/2012) [-]
Can we call it football, please :) ?
#201 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/11/2012) [-]
Nah. We won't. Its soccer.
User avatar #85 - fredeminator (06/11/2012) [-]
Denmark was lucky, but played smart. The tactic the danish team used was very good for playing against the dutch team.
#84 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/11/2012) [-]
They didn't play better at all,

Plaatsvervangende schaamte gewoon.
#144 - rakoravn (06/11/2012) [-]
nah you're right i mean look at those skills! They're amazing!

Just kidding bro. You guys had WAY more chances than we did but i still think we played the smartest play that day. It was more great play and tactic than luck that gave Denmark the victory.

If i was dutch i would be pissed of at Netherlands for playing as bad as they did.
User avatar #159 - dangleberry (06/11/2012) [-]
Well I am dutch, and I am very ashamed of our team. We have a player who is top scorer in the Barclays Leage (RVP), and one who is the top scorer of the Bundes Liga (Huntelaar) and they can't kick a fucking ball.

P.S. I'm the most ashamed of that action in that picture
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#586 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/10/2012) [-]
well even so what do you expect? the book is always better than the movie, the anime is always better than the movie about it. stop being a close-minded fag and don't have high expectasions this aint no harry potter or LotR
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User avatar #182 - lolsaxylol (06/09/2012) [-]
I don't mind "observing" them or tellin meh girls they look smokin'

but getting them near me or my face just makes me really uncomfortable.
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I fucking love boobs.

(But not bigger than a C cup. Then is get's gross for me)
User avatar #73 - twerlyir (06/09/2012) [-]
We don't find them arousing like straight people, but I do know that many of us are fascinated by them, so love them in a different way.

I find them gross to be honest.
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#389 - Also this: The Zombie Apocalypse is coming …  [+] (9 new replies) 05/30/2012 on Relevance +3
#397 - lovepain (05/30/2012) [-]
Bitch please i play L4D

Even if the zombies do rise tbo i think us humans will do good at killing...I mean we started off killing and learing how to sneak around things
#410 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/30/2012) [-]
Implying that playing a video game will help you survive a zombie apocalypse.
#612 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/30/2012) [-]
Yeah but surviving zombies that chase you and try to eat you requires you to have at least some obvious survival skills. Sitting for hours pushing buttons on a game controller doesn't really provide those skills.
Even if you knew what your objectives were, it wouldn't matter because you'd die before you reached them if you don't know what to do. If you base your knowledge solely off a video game, you're definitely going to die.
User avatar #673 - lovepain (05/31/2012) [-]
lol all you bitches and ur anon shit
#668 - lovepain (05/30/2012) [-]
im not saying you would base your knowledge on the video...im say that you would have some idea what to expect and what you would need like food and medical supplies
#431 - lovepain (05/30/2012) [-]
Well If give u some sort of idea doesnt it ?

What they are capable of and your objectives are
#615 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/30/2012) [-]
What the fuck, I thought I replied to yours but I guess not O.o
look at the comment right above yours
User avatar #394 - EndeleanX (05/30/2012) [-]
If he barricaded himself, on his own, into a house, just leave the fucker there. No need for Police/SWAT to get him out.

Seriously.
#392 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/30/2012) [-]
How does this pertain to zombies?
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