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hairysmellyanus

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Date Signed Up:3/15/2013
Last Login:7/05/2015
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latest user's comments

#21 - >implying that this story is real 1 hour ago on Anon Does Something Horrible 0
#104 - Well the thing I was pointing out was look at what they put. I… 1 hour ago on I need feminism because... 0
#98 - It's actually only one challenge if you read it. It's just wom…  [+] (2 new replies) 2 hours ago on I need feminism because... 0
User avatar #100 - hoponthefeelstrain (2 hours ago) [-]
when my dad died money was a huge concern for my mom because they both only made a thousand dollars monthly and they just had me and she didn't know how she was going to make it as a single mom with half of her income just gone. Doesn't mean she saw him as just a wallet though,
User avatar #104 - hairysmellyanus (1 hour ago) [-]
Well the thing I was pointing out was look at what they put. It's all the same thing about money. Aren't there other challenges? Grieving? Family? Other shit? but no, all 4 answers were about how much money they dont have.
#87 - I really said it at like -2 but nobody can read.  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on Love at first sight 0
User avatar #89 - JonathanNowFuckYou (14 hours ago) [-]
It is a fact that the denizens of FJ are literally just vote sheep. Even when voting is completely anonymous they go with whatever is the public consensus. I could go round giving everyone downvotes and all their comments would be interpreted as negative and so a good portion would drown in red thumbs. I works the other way too.

Basically never write an ambiguous comment, or a sarcastic one, or any kind of satire because even on the internet people can't think for themselves. I have seen literally countless examples of this.
#16 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 19 hours ago on Spiderman +49
#70 - John Cena (14 hours ago) [-]
Thankyou.
#14 - I haven't watched this but let me guess john cena?  [+] (3 new replies) 20 hours ago on Spiderman +12
#16 - hairysmellyanus (19 hours ago) [-]
#70 - John Cena (14 hours ago) [-]
Thankyou.
User avatar #15 - lowercase (19 hours ago) [-]
ya
#14 - It was a joke because I look similar and had a ****** h…  [+] (4 new replies) 20 hours ago on Love at first sight +1
User avatar #60 - JonathanNowFuckYou (16 hours ago) [-]
You're about 13 red thumbs too late.
User avatar #87 - hairysmellyanus (15 hours ago) [-]
I really said it at like -2 but nobody can read.
User avatar #89 - JonathanNowFuckYou (14 hours ago) [-]
It is a fact that the denizens of FJ are literally just vote sheep. Even when voting is completely anonymous they go with whatever is the public consensus. I could go round giving everyone downvotes and all their comments would be interpreted as negative and so a good portion would drown in red thumbs. I works the other way too.

Basically never write an ambiguous comment, or a sarcastic one, or any kind of satire because even on the internet people can't think for themselves. I have seen literally countless examples of this.
User avatar #15 - darksideofthebeast (20 hours ago) [-]
It was a joke because I knew that and this picture is some random kid who you can't even see well.
But hey, I doubt it.
#12 - Oh look it's me without a shave.  [+] (10 new replies) 21 hours ago on Love at first sight -18
#82 - John Cena (15 hours ago) [-]
Well all white people do look the same.
#13 - darksideofthebeast (20 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #129 - darealmcfanyt (10 hours ago) [-]
#18 - John Cena (19 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #20 - darksideofthebeast (19 hours ago) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #14 - hairysmellyanus (20 hours ago) [-]
It was a joke because I look similar and had a shitty haircut that matched that some time ago. I'm not actually saying that's me.
User avatar #60 - JonathanNowFuckYou (16 hours ago) [-]
You're about 13 red thumbs too late.
User avatar #87 - hairysmellyanus (15 hours ago) [-]
I really said it at like -2 but nobody can read.
User avatar #89 - JonathanNowFuckYou (14 hours ago) [-]
It is a fact that the denizens of FJ are literally just vote sheep. Even when voting is completely anonymous they go with whatever is the public consensus. I could go round giving everyone downvotes and all their comments would be interpreted as negative and so a good portion would drown in red thumbs. I works the other way too.

Basically never write an ambiguous comment, or a sarcastic one, or any kind of satire because even on the internet people can't think for themselves. I have seen literally countless examples of this.
User avatar #15 - darksideofthebeast (20 hours ago) [-]
It was a joke because I knew that and this picture is some random kid who you can't even see well.
But hey, I doubt it.
#21 - **hairysmellyanus used "*roll picture*"** **hairysmellyanus… 21 hours ago on It's just a phase -2
#123 - Wow everyone in that store is ******* retarded 07/04/2015 on Twitter +2

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User avatar #44 - wethepixelisgod (01/20/2015) [-]
Hey i have a question
User avatar #45 to #44 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
yeah
User avatar #46 to #45 - wethepixelisgod (01/20/2015) [-]
i play items quite a bit and was curious if you see no use in your fj points if i could have them
it would help me out quite Alot.
User avatar #47 to #46 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Yeah i've done this before, send pic of your boobs to me and an item request. If you're a dude tough **** .
User avatar #49 to #47 - wethepixelisgod (01/20/2015) [-]
would a pic of my hoohaa work?
User avatar #51 to #50 - wethepixelisgod (01/20/2015) [-]
i put that so guys dont hop on my tits on here
User avatar #52 to #51 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
all right then pic of the hoohaa like a marine
User avatar #48 to #47 - wethepixelisgod (01/20/2015) [-]
I do indeed have boobs.
#42 - giffythetoad (12/30/2014) [-]
Nice name.
#40 - missingmouse (12/30/2014) [-]
Fanny. Look it's yew.
#41 to #40 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
Yew you say?
User avatar #35 - aherorising (08/24/2014) [-]
u smell like a hairy anus
User avatar #36 to #35 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
you smell like oprah's taint.
User avatar #37 to #36 - aherorising (08/24/2014) [-]
what is oprah's taint?
User avatar #39 to #38 - aherorising (08/25/2014) [-]
mmm bby I smell so gud
User avatar #24 - angelooo (07/22/2014) [-]
Do you trade items?
User avatar #25 to #24 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
yes send me pics of your boobs and i will give you whatever item you want
User avatar #29 to #25 - angelooo (07/22/2014) [-]
Can I have now please??
#26 to #25 - angelooo Comment deleted by hairysmellyanus [-]
User avatar #28 to #26 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
LOL send item request
User avatar #27 to #26 - angelooo (07/22/2014) [-]
Delete afterwards please.
User avatar #31 to #27 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
i didnt think it would be that easy.
User avatar #32 to #31 - angelooo (07/22/2014) [-]
Ehh no one will know what my face looks like anyways or who I am in person.
User avatar #33 to #32 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
true. and they are pretty nice
User avatar #34 to #33 - angelooo (07/22/2014) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #30 to #27 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
send the request
#23 - bludead (06/25/2014) [-]
noi noi noi
noi noi noi noi
User avatar #21 - soundofwinter (06/23/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #22 to #21 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
thank you
#19 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 to #19 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
you actually did it. Think of how far this is getting your sex life
User avatar #14 - llilium (06/19/2014) [-]
nice username
User avatar #15 to #14 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Nice erection
User avatar #17 to #15 - llilium (06/19/2014) [-]
I thought no one would notice D :
User avatar #18 to #17 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
i have eyes for cock like a hawk
User avatar #13 - abstractpink (06/19/2014) [-]
لماذا تمتص كثيرا القضيبلماذا تمتص كثيرا القضيب
User avatar #16 to #13 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
thank god i dont own any tall buildings.
User avatar #8 - joshlol (05/04/2014) [-]
nice username
User avatar #9 to #8 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
nice weiner
User avatar #10 to #9 - joshlol (05/04/2014) [-]
thanks
I grew it myself
User avatar #11 to #10 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
well i would hope so
User avatar #12 to #11 - joshlol (05/04/2014) [-]
all natural too
100% organic
User avatar #5 - itemexchange (10/24/2013) [-]
hello im going to ask a dumb question
snce you do not appear to play items may i please have your items and points to help out one of my friends
i will gladdly thumb up a bunch of your comments and contents in exchange
User avatar #6 to #5 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
request a trade or whatever i don't give a ****
User avatar #7 to #6 - itemexchange (10/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #1 - mudkipfucker (08/18/2013) [-]
Thanks for the heads up, i didn't realise.
User avatar #2 to #1 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, man it's cool. I hope you get your rank back.
User avatar #3 to #2 - mudkipfucker (08/18/2013) [-]
thanks for the support, it shouldn't take me long
User avatar #4 to #3 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, Ph anact isn't funny anyways.
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