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Date Signed Up:3/15/2013
Last Login:5/27/2015
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Content Ranking:#95
Comment Ranking:#1403
Highest Content Rank:#19
Highest Comment Rank:#622
Content Thumbs: 248134 total,  266396 ,  18262
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Content Level Progress: 83.17% (8317/10000)
Level 318 Content: Wizard → Level 319 Content: Wizard
Comment Level Progress: 12% (12/100)
Level 290 Comments: Post Master → Level 291 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:17
Content Views:10600606
Times Content Favorited:16549 times
Total Comments Made:2322
FJ Points:26311
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latest user's comments

#144 - THAT MR BEAN ONE SHOULD BE A MR BEAN MOVIE! 9 hours ago on Fact comp #13 +1
#111 - For real if I was a cop I'd just assume that the burglar is a … 05/23/2015 on not even safe in your own home -3
#119 - "steel is heavier than feathers" is all he said. so …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/23/2015 on 1kg of steel VS 1kg of... +1
User avatar #120 - wersand (05/23/2015) [-]
Not really. Denser is the word to make him correct.
User avatar #132 - Greevon (05/23/2015) [-]
it depends on how we define "an equal amount" of either substance. an equal amount should be by weight, so no substance is heavier than any other when there is an equal amount. but in casual conversation, this definition for "an equal amount" changes to volume if it's practical for the situation.

if i see two substances, A and B, and they're both in boxes and one weighs heavier because it's more dense, im still going to say substance A is heavier than B, even though it's scientifically incorrect. its still logically correct
User avatar #325 - wersand (05/25/2015) [-]
Sure. Ok.
#3 - Oh I don't doubt you'd ****** shred your muscles doing …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2015 on How to lift +7
User avatar #13 - italianfrosttroll (05/22/2015) [-]
I've usually seen this as an outdoor exercise. It's some crossfit thingie.
#4 - rico_Ben3 (05/21/2015) [-]
He seems like he has pretty good control. Just don't be in front of him or
#148 - I want to frame this and put it on my wall actually. Then when… 05/20/2015 on +3
#1 - Don't worry when I was in 7th grade and I confessed to my crus…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2015 on short story, odd day +1
User avatar #3 - pleuradispensor (05/19/2015) [-]
5 years ago my best friend asked a mutual friend to go to senior prom with him and she laughed in his face and walked away.

She ended up pushing all of her friends away and now she has genital herpes so it all worked out in the end.
#2 - courageexplains (05/18/2015) [-]
#69 - That's the legendary 4th hole. 05/16/2015 on Rekt +1
#210 - can you explain?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2015 on Skirim 0
User avatar #231 - edgecutter (05/15/2015) [-]
It's not even what zaxplab said. Though that certainly did not help his reputation.

As far as I understand (I wasn't even around during that time), Josh tried to "hit on" one of the female users on FJ in the most autistic and neckbeard way possible. Though it could full well just have been part of the running joke by then, even I'm not sure. I just know we piss on Joshlol as much as we can.
User avatar #226 - Zaxplab (05/15/2015) [-]
He would screencap and upload his own comments as content.
#117 - Oh yeah how dare she not want to kiss him.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2015 on Kiss cam -5
User avatar #195 - hydraetis (05/15/2015) [-]
If she doesn't want to kiss him, that's fine. What's not fine is the fact that he was being quite obviously humorous as seen by the positive reactions from every other person in the GIF , but she reacted with such disgust to his joke that you'd think he was smearing himself with shit and vomit.

She's a humourless cunt. End of story.
#49 - do you go on acid or something?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2015 on eyes on the road -1
#67 - tapeboy (05/14/2015) [-]
whenever possible

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Total unique items point value: 150 / Total items point value: 150
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User avatar #44 - wethepixelisgod (01/20/2015) [-]
Hey i have a question
User avatar #46 to #45 - wethepixelisgod (01/20/2015) [-]
i play items quite a bit and was curious if you see no use in your fj points if i could have them
it would help me out quite Alot.
User avatar #47 to #46 - hairysmellyanus (01/20/2015) [-]
Yeah i've done this before, send pic of your boobs to me and an item request. If you're a dude tough **** .
User avatar #49 to #47 - wethepixelisgod (01/20/2015) [-]
would a pic of my hoohaa work?
User avatar #51 to #50 - wethepixelisgod (01/20/2015) [-]
i put that so guys dont hop on my tits on here
User avatar #52 to #51 - hairysmellyanus (01/20/2015) [-]
all right then pic of the hoohaa like a marine
User avatar #48 to #47 - wethepixelisgod (01/20/2015) [-]
I do indeed have boobs.
#42 - giffythetoad (12/30/2014) [-]
Nice name.
#40 - missingmouse (12/30/2014) [-]
Fanny. Look it's yew.
User avatar #35 - aherorising (08/24/2014) [-]
u smell like a hairy anus
User avatar #36 to #35 - hairysmellyanus (08/24/2014) [-]
you smell like oprah's taint.
User avatar #37 to #36 - aherorising (08/24/2014) [-]
what is oprah's taint?
User avatar #39 to #38 - aherorising (08/25/2014) [-]
mmm bby I smell so gud
User avatar #24 - angelooo ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Do you trade items?
User avatar #25 to #24 - hairysmellyanus (07/22/2014) [-]
yes send me pics of your boobs and i will give you whatever item you want
User avatar #29 to #25 - angelooo ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Can I have now please??
#26 to #25 - angelooo ONLINE Comment deleted by hairysmellyanus [-]
User avatar #28 to #26 - hairysmellyanus (07/22/2014) [-]
LOL send item request
User avatar #27 to #26 - angelooo ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Delete afterwards please.
User avatar #31 to #27 - hairysmellyanus (07/22/2014) [-]
i didnt think it would be that easy.
User avatar #32 to #31 - angelooo ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Ehh no one will know what my face looks like anyways or who I am in person.
User avatar #33 to #32 - hairysmellyanus (07/22/2014) [-]
true. and they are pretty nice
User avatar #34 to #33 - angelooo ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #30 to #27 - hairysmellyanus (07/22/2014) [-]
send the request
#23 - bludead (06/25/2014) [-]
noi noi noi
noi noi noi noi
User avatar #21 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #22 to #21 - hairysmellyanus (06/23/2014) [-]
thank you
User avatar #20 to #19 - hairysmellyanus (06/22/2014) [-]
you actually did it. Think of how far this is getting your sex life
User avatar #14 - llilium (06/19/2014) [-]
nice username
User avatar #15 to #14 - hairysmellyanus (06/19/2014) [-]
Nice erection
User avatar #17 to #15 - llilium (06/19/2014) [-]
I thought no one would notice D :
User avatar #18 to #17 - hairysmellyanus (06/19/2014) [-]
i have eyes for cock like a hawk
User avatar #13 - abstractpink (06/19/2014) [-]
لماذا تمتص كثيرا القضيبلماذا تمتص كثيرا القضيب
User avatar #16 to #13 - hairysmellyanus (06/19/2014) [-]
thank god i dont own any tall buildings.
User avatar #8 - joshlol (05/04/2014) [-]
nice username
User avatar #9 to #8 - hairysmellyanus (05/04/2014) [-]
nice weiner
User avatar #10 to #9 - joshlol (05/04/2014) [-]
thanks
I grew it myself
User avatar #11 to #10 - hairysmellyanus (05/04/2014) [-]
well i would hope so
User avatar #12 to #11 - joshlol (05/04/2014) [-]
all natural too
100% organic
User avatar #5 - itemexchange (10/24/2013) [-]
hello im going to ask a dumb question
snce you do not appear to play items may i please have your items and points to help out one of my friends
i will gladdly thumb up a bunch of your comments and contents in exchange
User avatar #6 to #5 - hairysmellyanus (10/24/2013) [-]
request a trade or whatever i don't give a ****
User avatar #7 to #6 - itemexchange (10/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #1 - mudkipfucker (08/18/2013) [-]
Thanks for the heads up, i didn't realise.
User avatar #2 to #1 - hairysmellyanus (08/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, man it's cool. I hope you get your rank back.
User avatar #3 to #2 - mudkipfucker (08/18/2013) [-]
thanks for the support, it shouldn't take me long
User avatar #4 to #3 - hairysmellyanus (08/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, Ph anact isn't funny anyways.
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