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Date Signed Up:6/19/2011
Last Login:9/28/2016
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#3448 - yea i've heard those before. got into a fight at school …  [+] (6 replies) 05/14/2015 on Show Admin how pretty you are 0
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#3466 - fatminion (05/14/2015) [-]
Ich bin vor acht Jahre nach Deutschland umgezogen. So lernt man am besten eine zweite Sprache ;)
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#3664 - hairyjonson (05/14/2015) [-]
cool man i had to tranlate that but how is germany. yea i bet it was fun learning german
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#3703 - fatminion (05/14/2015) [-]
if you ever visit, look me up. I'll show you a good time.
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#3786 - hairyjonson (05/15/2015) [-]
yea man i will and how the beer there
#3699 - fatminion (05/14/2015) [-]
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**fatminion rolled image**learning german = drinking beer
and lots of it
the germans speak so good english that you have to get them drunk to learn from them.
just got back from a good drinking session with Irish-German faggots and am totally wasted. Thank Allah for callapizza.de
#3700 - fatminion (05/14/2015) [-]
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#3444 - the problem with the internet. you can't tell when someone is …  [+] (8 replies) 05/14/2015 on Show Admin how pretty you are +1
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#3445 - fatminion (05/14/2015) [-]
nice.

I was born in Maine, but my uncle is a Mexican native who married into our family and through him I learned my first word: omblego (means belly-button). His last name is "Miranda" so every time I see my cousin I read him his rights The Miranda Warning: you have the right to an attorney, if you cannot afford one...

PS cool user name
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#3448 - hairyjonson (05/14/2015) [-]
yea i've heard those before. got into a fight at school after a dude pulled a knife on me didn't stab me but did cut me. and cool i'm bilingual but i still wanna learn german because well im 1/4 German and i think it would be cool.
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#3466 - fatminion (05/14/2015) [-]
Ich bin vor acht Jahre nach Deutschland umgezogen. So lernt man am besten eine zweite Sprache ;)
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#3664 - hairyjonson (05/14/2015) [-]
cool man i had to tranlate that but how is germany. yea i bet it was fun learning german
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#3703 - fatminion (05/14/2015) [-]
if you ever visit, look me up. I'll show you a good time.
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#3786 - hairyjonson (05/15/2015) [-]
yea man i will and how the beer there
#3699 - fatminion (05/14/2015) [-]
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**fatminion rolled image**learning german = drinking beer
and lots of it
the germans speak so good english that you have to get them drunk to learn from them.
just got back from a good drinking session with Irish-German faggots and am totally wasted. Thank Allah for callapizza.de
#3700 - fatminion (05/14/2015) [-]
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#3439 - yea why  [+] (3 replies) 05/14/2015 on Show Admin how pretty you are 0
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#3597 - joshualegitsky (05/14/2015) [-]
Because I want to build a burrito while your moustache touches my neck and your hands guide me
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#3662 - hairyjonson (05/14/2015) [-]
what the fuck just say when

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#3669 - joshualegitsky (05/14/2015) [-]
K bby
#3438 - I was born in Texas thank you very much  [+] (10 replies) 05/14/2015 on Show Admin how pretty you are +1
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#3441 - fatminion (05/14/2015) [-]
'twas a joke, esse. Calm down.
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#3444 - hairyjonson (05/14/2015) [-]
the problem with the internet. you can't tell when someone is serious or not.
what do you call a bunch of spics buried up to there neck in a line
a spicet fence
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#3445 - fatminion (05/14/2015) [-]
nice.

I was born in Maine, but my uncle is a Mexican native who married into our family and through him I learned my first word: omblego (means belly-button). His last name is "Miranda" so every time I see my cousin I read him his rights The Miranda Warning: you have the right to an attorney, if you cannot afford one...

PS cool user name
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#3448 - hairyjonson (05/14/2015) [-]
yea i've heard those before. got into a fight at school after a dude pulled a knife on me didn't stab me but did cut me. and cool i'm bilingual but i still wanna learn german because well im 1/4 German and i think it would be cool.
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#3466 - fatminion (05/14/2015) [-]
Ich bin vor acht Jahre nach Deutschland umgezogen. So lernt man am besten eine zweite Sprache ;)
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#3664 - hairyjonson (05/14/2015) [-]
cool man i had to tranlate that but how is germany. yea i bet it was fun learning german
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#3703 - fatminion (05/14/2015) [-]
if you ever visit, look me up. I'll show you a good time.
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#3786 - hairyjonson (05/15/2015) [-]
yea man i will and how the beer there
#3699 - fatminion (05/14/2015) [-]
**fatminion used "*roll picture*"**
**fatminion rolled image**learning german = drinking beer
and lots of it
the germans speak so good english that you have to get them drunk to learn from them.
just got back from a good drinking session with Irish-German faggots and am totally wasted. Thank Allah for callapizza.de
#3700 - fatminion (05/14/2015) [-]
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#3336 - last saturday going to Austin Tx  [+] (17 replies) 05/14/2015 on Show Admin how pretty you are +1
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#3346 - fatminion (05/14/2015) [-]
how did you get past border control?
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#3438 - hairyjonson (05/14/2015) [-]
I was born in Texas thank you very much
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#3441 - fatminion (05/14/2015) [-]
'twas a joke, esse. Calm down.
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#3444 - hairyjonson (05/14/2015) [-]
the problem with the internet. you can't tell when someone is serious or not.
what do you call a bunch of spics buried up to there neck in a line
a spicet fence
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#3445 - fatminion (05/14/2015) [-]
nice.

I was born in Maine, but my uncle is a Mexican native who married into our family and through him I learned my first word: omblego (means belly-button). His last name is "Miranda" so every time I see my cousin I read him his rights The Miranda Warning: you have the right to an attorney, if you cannot afford one...

PS cool user name
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#3448 - hairyjonson (05/14/2015) [-]
yea i've heard those before. got into a fight at school after a dude pulled a knife on me didn't stab me but did cut me. and cool i'm bilingual but i still wanna learn german because well im 1/4 German and i think it would be cool.
User avatar
#3466 - fatminion (05/14/2015) [-]
Ich bin vor acht Jahre nach Deutschland umgezogen. So lernt man am besten eine zweite Sprache ;)
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#3664 - hairyjonson (05/14/2015) [-]
cool man i had to tranlate that but how is germany. yea i bet it was fun learning german
User avatar
#3703 - fatminion (05/14/2015) [-]
if you ever visit, look me up. I'll show you a good time.
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#3786 - hairyjonson (05/15/2015) [-]
yea man i will and how the beer there
#3699 - fatminion (05/14/2015) [-]
**fatminion used "*roll picture*"**
**fatminion rolled image**learning german = drinking beer
and lots of it
the germans speak so good english that you have to get them drunk to learn from them.
just got back from a good drinking session with Irish-German faggots and am totally wasted. Thank Allah for callapizza.de
#3700 - fatminion (05/14/2015) [-]
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#3341 - joshualegitsky (05/14/2015) [-]
You know that movie ghost with Patrick Swayze
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#3439 - hairyjonson (05/14/2015) [-]
yea why
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#3597 - joshualegitsky (05/14/2015) [-]
Because I want to build a burrito while your moustache touches my neck and your hands guide me
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#3662 - hairyjonson (05/14/2015) [-]
what the fuck just say when

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#3669 - joshualegitsky (05/14/2015) [-]
K bby
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#4 - imofcnotharveydent (05/05/2015) [-]
kind of sad isn't it?
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#51 - hairyjonson (05/07/2015) [-]
always
#6 - levi's is mostly known for making jeans its talking about there asses  [+] (1 reply) 05/04/2015 on sizes +44
#47 - dameush (05/04/2015) [-]
what asses?