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#65 - Yeah what'er you gonna do, not everyone gets to play nerd scho…  [+] (2 replies) 09/24/2016 on Whose Line is it Anyway? 0
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#66 - slothboner (09/24/2016) [-]
You just got your intestines rearranged by a 1-2 team. We beat oregon last week. And then big ten looks stronger than the SEC by a mile this year. Having the best team in the country doesn't make you the best conference in the country when the rest are composed of dog shit.
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#67 - slothboner (09/24/2016) [-]
A lot of big ten schools are nerd schools by the way, we actually value education unlike the south.
#113 - Was hoping somebody would post Letterkenny. ****** goof  [+] (1 reply) 09/21/2016 on comeback dump 0
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#119 - alaskahockey (09/21/2016) [-]
He didn't even post the best video though, just sayin.
#63 - Hey big gals are like mopeds, they're fun to ride until your f…  [+] (4 replies) 09/19/2016 on Whose Line is it Anyway? 0
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#64 - slothboner (09/24/2016) [-]
Georgia is so fucking terrible it's actually fun to watch right now.
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#65 - hairydawg (09/24/2016) [-]
Yeah what'er you gonna do, not everyone gets to play nerd schools from Chicago every week.
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#66 - slothboner (09/24/2016) [-]
You just got your intestines rearranged by a 1-2 team. We beat oregon last week. And then big ten looks stronger than the SEC by a mile this year. Having the best team in the country doesn't make you the best conference in the country when the rest are composed of dog shit.
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#67 - slothboner (09/24/2016) [-]
A lot of big ten schools are nerd schools by the way, we actually value education unlike the south.
#61 - Yeah way to get premature on that celebration you queer candy …  [+] (6 replies) 09/18/2016 on Whose Line is it Anyway? 0
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#62 - slothboner (09/19/2016) [-]
I actually woke up with an overweight chick that morning... thought you would appreciate that. She wasn't fat, but she could have lost a solid 20 pounds for sure.

The fact that you're struggling with these caliber opponents is telling. Good for you for continuing to win though, god knows youll be in the top 10 if you continue to beat shitty caliber permanently overrated SEC teams.

Already pencilled in Nebraska's next 4 wins. If we beat wisconsin we are in the big ten championsihp. Suck my hairy balls you irrelevant cuck

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#63 - hairydawg (09/19/2016) [-]
Hey big gals are like mopeds, they're fun to ride until your friends see you.

But hell, Wiscy barely beat GA fucking State, one of the consistently worst teams in the country. Big 10 is for landing strip-trimmed pussies.
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#64 - slothboner (09/24/2016) [-]
Georgia is so fucking terrible it's actually fun to watch right now.
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#65 - hairydawg (09/24/2016) [-]
Yeah what'er you gonna do, not everyone gets to play nerd schools from Chicago every week.
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#66 - slothboner (09/24/2016) [-]
You just got your intestines rearranged by a 1-2 team. We beat oregon last week. And then big ten looks stronger than the SEC by a mile this year. Having the best team in the country doesn't make you the best conference in the country when the rest are composed of dog shit.
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#67 - slothboner (09/24/2016) [-]
A lot of big ten schools are nerd schools by the way, we actually value education unlike the south.
#59 - Yeah whatever, enjoy getting railed by a buncha corkskrew duck…  [+] (8 replies) 09/12/2016 on Whose Line is it Anyway? 0
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#60 - slothboner (09/18/2016) [-]
How did this comment work out for you? You southern hick ass faggot.

I'm about to head downtown and get obliterated with a nearly 100 percent chance to get laid tonight, whicle your irrelevent team of useless cunts is losing to FUCKING MISSOURI.... you know that team Nebraska consistently shit on even when we were irrelevant?

Jews couldn't even write a comedy this good. Go big red, suck my dick in between periods where you're fucking your sister and chewing tobacco you faggot
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#61 - hairydawg (09/18/2016) [-]
Yeah way to get premature on that celebration you queer candy ass, with that win we are now 5-1 against Mizzou all time.

And I'd say there'd have to be something really fucking wrong with you if you couldn't get laid in fucking Nebrasky, you'd have be something that walked on four legs before those cows out there would begin to consider not fucking you. I just hope you remembered to brings some flour to find the wet spot on whatever massive beast you went home with last night.

And I only have a half sister, so it only half counts you man-cob smoking motherfucker.
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#62 - slothboner (09/19/2016) [-]
I actually woke up with an overweight chick that morning... thought you would appreciate that. She wasn't fat, but she could have lost a solid 20 pounds for sure.

The fact that you're struggling with these caliber opponents is telling. Good for you for continuing to win though, god knows youll be in the top 10 if you continue to beat shitty caliber permanently overrated SEC teams.

Already pencilled in Nebraska's next 4 wins. If we beat wisconsin we are in the big ten championsihp. Suck my hairy balls you irrelevant cuck

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#63 - hairydawg (09/19/2016) [-]
Hey big gals are like mopeds, they're fun to ride until your friends see you.

But hell, Wiscy barely beat GA fucking State, one of the consistently worst teams in the country. Big 10 is for landing strip-trimmed pussies.
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#64 - slothboner (09/24/2016) [-]
Georgia is so fucking terrible it's actually fun to watch right now.
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#65 - hairydawg (09/24/2016) [-]
Yeah what'er you gonna do, not everyone gets to play nerd schools from Chicago every week.
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#66 - slothboner (09/24/2016) [-]
You just got your intestines rearranged by a 1-2 team. We beat oregon last week. And then big ten looks stronger than the SEC by a mile this year. Having the best team in the country doesn't make you the best conference in the country when the rest are composed of dog shit.
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#67 - slothboner (09/24/2016) [-]
A lot of big ten schools are nerd schools by the way, we actually value education unlike the south.
#57 - We got a whole new coaching staff including a first time head …  [+] (10 replies) 09/12/2016 on Whose Line is it Anyway? 0
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#58 - slothboner (09/12/2016) [-]
Good to see you're accepting irrelevance so well.

After we beat organ we will be 8-0 going into the Wisconsin game.

Suck my dick you bulldog cuck.
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#59 - hairydawg (09/12/2016) [-]
Yeah whatever, enjoy getting railed by a buncha corkskrew duck dicks you fucking sallys.
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#60 - slothboner (09/18/2016) [-]
How did this comment work out for you? You southern hick ass faggot.

I'm about to head downtown and get obliterated with a nearly 100 percent chance to get laid tonight, whicle your irrelevent team of useless cunts is losing to FUCKING MISSOURI.... you know that team Nebraska consistently shit on even when we were irrelevant?

Jews couldn't even write a comedy this good. Go big red, suck my dick in between periods where you're fucking your sister and chewing tobacco you faggot
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#61 - hairydawg (09/18/2016) [-]
Yeah way to get premature on that celebration you queer candy ass, with that win we are now 5-1 against Mizzou all time.

And I'd say there'd have to be something really fucking wrong with you if you couldn't get laid in fucking Nebrasky, you'd have be something that walked on four legs before those cows out there would begin to consider not fucking you. I just hope you remembered to brings some flour to find the wet spot on whatever massive beast you went home with last night.

And I only have a half sister, so it only half counts you man-cob smoking motherfucker.
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#62 - slothboner (09/19/2016) [-]
I actually woke up with an overweight chick that morning... thought you would appreciate that. She wasn't fat, but she could have lost a solid 20 pounds for sure.

The fact that you're struggling with these caliber opponents is telling. Good for you for continuing to win though, god knows youll be in the top 10 if you continue to beat shitty caliber permanently overrated SEC teams.

Already pencilled in Nebraska's next 4 wins. If we beat wisconsin we are in the big ten championsihp. Suck my hairy balls you irrelevant cuck

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#63 - hairydawg (09/19/2016) [-]
Hey big gals are like mopeds, they're fun to ride until your friends see you.

But hell, Wiscy barely beat GA fucking State, one of the consistently worst teams in the country. Big 10 is for landing strip-trimmed pussies.
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#64 - slothboner (09/24/2016) [-]
Georgia is so fucking terrible it's actually fun to watch right now.
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#65 - hairydawg (09/24/2016) [-]
Yeah what'er you gonna do, not everyone gets to play nerd schools from Chicago every week.
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#66 - slothboner (09/24/2016) [-]
You just got your intestines rearranged by a 1-2 team. We beat oregon last week. And then big ten looks stronger than the SEC by a mile this year. Having the best team in the country doesn't make you the best conference in the country when the rest are composed of dog shit.
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#67 - slothboner (09/24/2016) [-]
A lot of big ten schools are nerd schools by the way, we actually value education unlike the south.
#50 - White people like Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumble l…  [+] (12 replies) 09/07/2016 on Whose Line is it Anyway? +1
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#56 - slothboner (09/10/2016) [-]
Georgia is looking REEEALLLLY good this year.

Lol you fucking faggot.

Can't believe you actually thought you guys would be relevant this year.
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#57 - hairydawg (09/12/2016) [-]
We got a whole new coaching staff including a first time head coach, we don't give a fuck if we're relevant you greasy corn kernel cunt. Why don't you guys play someone relevant instead of fucking schools from Laramie that nobody even wants to go to.

Y'all are gonna look mighty funny after a buncha green and yellow-wearin' sissies clean your fucking cobs.
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#58 - slothboner (09/12/2016) [-]
Good to see you're accepting irrelevance so well.

After we beat organ we will be 8-0 going into the Wisconsin game.

Suck my dick you bulldog cuck.
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#59 - hairydawg (09/12/2016) [-]
Yeah whatever, enjoy getting railed by a buncha corkskrew duck dicks you fucking sallys.
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#60 - slothboner (09/18/2016) [-]
How did this comment work out for you? You southern hick ass faggot.

I'm about to head downtown and get obliterated with a nearly 100 percent chance to get laid tonight, whicle your irrelevent team of useless cunts is losing to FUCKING MISSOURI.... you know that team Nebraska consistently shit on even when we were irrelevant?

Jews couldn't even write a comedy this good. Go big red, suck my dick in between periods where you're fucking your sister and chewing tobacco you faggot
User avatar
#61 - hairydawg (09/18/2016) [-]
Yeah way to get premature on that celebration you queer candy ass, with that win we are now 5-1 against Mizzou all time.

And I'd say there'd have to be something really fucking wrong with you if you couldn't get laid in fucking Nebrasky, you'd have be something that walked on four legs before those cows out there would begin to consider not fucking you. I just hope you remembered to brings some flour to find the wet spot on whatever massive beast you went home with last night.

And I only have a half sister, so it only half counts you man-cob smoking motherfucker.
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#62 - slothboner (09/19/2016) [-]
I actually woke up with an overweight chick that morning... thought you would appreciate that. She wasn't fat, but she could have lost a solid 20 pounds for sure.

The fact that you're struggling with these caliber opponents is telling. Good for you for continuing to win though, god knows youll be in the top 10 if you continue to beat shitty caliber permanently overrated SEC teams.

Already pencilled in Nebraska's next 4 wins. If we beat wisconsin we are in the big ten championsihp. Suck my hairy balls you irrelevant cuck

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#63 - hairydawg (09/19/2016) [-]
Hey big gals are like mopeds, they're fun to ride until your friends see you.

But hell, Wiscy barely beat GA fucking State, one of the consistently worst teams in the country. Big 10 is for landing strip-trimmed pussies.
User avatar
#64 - slothboner (09/24/2016) [-]
Georgia is so fucking terrible it's actually fun to watch right now.
User avatar
#65 - hairydawg (09/24/2016) [-]
Yeah what'er you gonna do, not everyone gets to play nerd schools from Chicago every week.
User avatar
#66 - slothboner (09/24/2016) [-]
You just got your intestines rearranged by a 1-2 team. We beat oregon last week. And then big ten looks stronger than the SEC by a mile this year. Having the best team in the country doesn't make you the best conference in the country when the rest are composed of dog shit.
User avatar
#67 - slothboner (09/24/2016) [-]
A lot of big ten schools are nerd schools by the way, we actually value education unlike the south.

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