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#19 - Ever heard of the state of Utah?  [+] (1 new reply) 16 hours ago on Decisions +1
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#30 - europe (7 hours ago) [-]
We don't talk about Utah.
#17 - Excuse me, I mean, shouldn't* 08/23/2016 on art +1
#16 - "I DONT LIKE HIS DEFINITION OF ART I BLOCK HIM BCUZ HE MA…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2016 on art +2
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#17 - guywithguitar (08/23/2016) [-]
Excuse me, I mean, shouldn't*
#27 - >His 08/21/2016 on Not That I Would Know 0
#19 - >I am intelligent LOOK AT ME >SO SMURT >SMURT…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/20/2016 on Amazing moment in Cinema... 0
#20 - migueldecervantes (08/20/2016) [-]
Yeah. I do like validation.

Sue my ass, brah. Sue it.
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#23 - bananashake (08/21/2016) [-]
Enlighten us with your perception of "good movies"
#24 - migueldecervantes (08/21/2016) [-]
>>#16

Last three sentences, dipshit.
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#26 - bananashake (08/21/2016) [-]
Um, you didn't point out what makes a movie good, just what makes the previously mentioned movies bad

Also, you are aware that taste is subjective right?

Also IQ is a horrible way to meassure intelligence
#29 - migueldecervantes (08/22/2016) [-]
I'm not interested in pointing anything out to anyone.

Unless you genuinely want to hear me out. Do you?

Or were you just waiting for me to write you a wall of text that you could then utterly dismiss with "No, man. Aesthetic quality is subjective, man. Nice try, though lol"

Hmm?
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#30 - bananashake (08/22/2016) [-]
I want to read your opinion, seeing as your seems to differ from the quote "normal"
#17 - You're an angry fella. Consider the Marines  [+] (8 new replies) 08/20/2016 on Amazing moment in Cinema... 0
#18 - migueldecervantes (08/20/2016) [-]
Intelligence is often mistaken for anger (or threatening aloofness, more commonly) by extremely stupid people.

I'm sure you can read between the lines on this one. Congratulations.
#19 - guywithguitar (08/20/2016) [-]
>I am intelligent LOOK AT ME
>SO SMURT
>SMURTER THAN HIM HAHA BECUZ I HAVE BETTER MOVIE TASTE HAHA
>YOU STUPID

If you have to constantly remind people of how 'intelligent' you are, you're probably not that intelligent; it's that, or you just have an unquenchable need for validation. I guess your mommy wasn't too good on giving you that today.
#20 - migueldecervantes (08/20/2016) [-]
Yeah. I do like validation.

Sue my ass, brah. Sue it.
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#23 - bananashake (08/21/2016) [-]
Enlighten us with your perception of "good movies"
#24 - migueldecervantes (08/21/2016) [-]
>>#16

Last three sentences, dipshit.
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#26 - bananashake (08/21/2016) [-]
Um, you didn't point out what makes a movie good, just what makes the previously mentioned movies bad

Also, you are aware that taste is subjective right?

Also IQ is a horrible way to meassure intelligence
#29 - migueldecervantes (08/22/2016) [-]
I'm not interested in pointing anything out to anyone.

Unless you genuinely want to hear me out. Do you?

Or were you just waiting for me to write you a wall of text that you could then utterly dismiss with "No, man. Aesthetic quality is subjective, man. Nice try, though lol"

Hmm?
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#30 - bananashake (08/22/2016) [-]
I want to read your opinion, seeing as your seems to differ from the quote "normal"
#13 - Jurassic Park had amazing and revolutionary animatronics, and …  [+] (10 new replies) 08/20/2016 on Amazing moment in Cinema... 0
#16 - migueldecervantes (08/20/2016) [-]
Okay. Let's get through this quickly.

Jurassic Park didn't revolutionized shit. How about you stop pulling shit out of your ass and give me some nice sources of these contentions of yours?

Pulp Fiction? Story comprised of many threads? So stuff that French 19th century authors as Balzac have already done countless times. Fucking amazing, mate.

Forrest Gump... You haven't explained how that makes it good. I guess it helps retarded Americans learn their own history (and by god that is a good thing, I must admit, because their high schools certainly won't), but it's still a shitty movie for anyone whose IQ is above 80.

I'm not interested in telling anyone why the movies are bad. And my reason for not liking them is that they are shitty. I enjoy good things, not shitty things.
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#17 - guywithguitar (08/20/2016) [-]
You're an angry fella. Consider the Marines
#18 - migueldecervantes (08/20/2016) [-]
Intelligence is often mistaken for anger (or threatening aloofness, more commonly) by extremely stupid people.

I'm sure you can read between the lines on this one. Congratulations.
#19 - guywithguitar (08/20/2016) [-]
>I am intelligent LOOK AT ME
>SO SMURT
>SMURTER THAN HIM HAHA BECUZ I HAVE BETTER MOVIE TASTE HAHA
>YOU STUPID

If you have to constantly remind people of how 'intelligent' you are, you're probably not that intelligent; it's that, or you just have an unquenchable need for validation. I guess your mommy wasn't too good on giving you that today.
#20 - migueldecervantes (08/20/2016) [-]
Yeah. I do like validation.

Sue my ass, brah. Sue it.
User avatar
#23 - bananashake (08/21/2016) [-]
Enlighten us with your perception of "good movies"
#24 - migueldecervantes (08/21/2016) [-]
>>#16

Last three sentences, dipshit.
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#26 - bananashake (08/21/2016) [-]
Um, you didn't point out what makes a movie good, just what makes the previously mentioned movies bad

Also, you are aware that taste is subjective right?

Also IQ is a horrible way to meassure intelligence
#29 - migueldecervantes (08/22/2016) [-]
I'm not interested in pointing anything out to anyone.

Unless you genuinely want to hear me out. Do you?

Or were you just waiting for me to write you a wall of text that you could then utterly dismiss with "No, man. Aesthetic quality is subjective, man. Nice try, though lol"

Hmm?
User avatar
#30 - bananashake (08/22/2016) [-]
I want to read your opinion, seeing as your seems to differ from the quote "normal"
#11 - You're the kind of guy that likes things just because other pe…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/20/2016 on Amazing moment in Cinema... 0
#12 - migueldecervantes (08/20/2016) [-]
No explanation as to why any of those four movies are good?

Dismissed.
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#13 - guywithguitar (08/20/2016) [-]
Jurassic Park had amazing and revolutionary animatronics, and revived the field of paleontology almost single handedly.

Pulp Fiction was an interesting story that the viewer had to piece together, with each story being completely unique and interesting while being relevant to every other scene.

Forrest Gump......It's a story about a man who unknowingly goes through the most important events in American history from the 50's until the 80's.

Shawshank, I don't know too much about.

How about you tell me why the movies are bad? What's your reason for NOT liking them? You should try to enjoy things more, negativity is bad for you
#16 - migueldecervantes (08/20/2016) [-]
Okay. Let's get through this quickly.

Jurassic Park didn't revolutionized shit. How about you stop pulling shit out of your ass and give me some nice sources of these contentions of yours?

Pulp Fiction? Story comprised of many threads? So stuff that French 19th century authors as Balzac have already done countless times. Fucking amazing, mate.

Forrest Gump... You haven't explained how that makes it good. I guess it helps retarded Americans learn their own history (and by god that is a good thing, I must admit, because their high schools certainly won't), but it's still a shitty movie for anyone whose IQ is above 80.

I'm not interested in telling anyone why the movies are bad. And my reason for not liking them is that they are shitty. I enjoy good things, not shitty things.
User avatar
#17 - guywithguitar (08/20/2016) [-]
You're an angry fella. Consider the Marines
#18 - migueldecervantes (08/20/2016) [-]
Intelligence is often mistaken for anger (or threatening aloofness, more commonly) by extremely stupid people.

I'm sure you can read between the lines on this one. Congratulations.
#19 - guywithguitar (08/20/2016) [-]
>I am intelligent LOOK AT ME
>SO SMURT
>SMURTER THAN HIM HAHA BECUZ I HAVE BETTER MOVIE TASTE HAHA
>YOU STUPID

If you have to constantly remind people of how 'intelligent' you are, you're probably not that intelligent; it's that, or you just have an unquenchable need for validation. I guess your mommy wasn't too good on giving you that today.
#20 - migueldecervantes (08/20/2016) [-]
Yeah. I do like validation.

Sue my ass, brah. Sue it.
User avatar
#23 - bananashake (08/21/2016) [-]
Enlighten us with your perception of "good movies"
#24 - migueldecervantes (08/21/2016) [-]
>>#16

Last three sentences, dipshit.
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#26 - bananashake (08/21/2016) [-]
Um, you didn't point out what makes a movie good, just what makes the previously mentioned movies bad

Also, you are aware that taste is subjective right?

Also IQ is a horrible way to meassure intelligence
#29 - migueldecervantes (08/22/2016) [-]
I'm not interested in pointing anything out to anyone.

Unless you genuinely want to hear me out. Do you?

Or were you just waiting for me to write you a wall of text that you could then utterly dismiss with "No, man. Aesthetic quality is subjective, man. Nice try, though lol"

Hmm?
User avatar
#30 - bananashake (08/22/2016) [-]
I want to read your opinion, seeing as your seems to differ from the quote "normal"
#44 - >Should be considered medical >BUT KEEP IT SCHE…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/15/2016 on Charlotte's Webb 0
#142 - Glitched (08/16/2016) [-]
So you think all medicine should be okay to use/sell freely?
You must be the special kind of retarded stoner.
Just because it is a narcotic does not mean it does not have medicinal use.
I never said it didn't have a medical use. In fact if you open your eyes you will see i said it is a medicine.

Methedone = schedule 1 + medical use
Morphine = schedule 1 + medical use

Stupid people.....
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#146 - dopeydoo (08/17/2016) [-]
ALSO, hold the fuck up, I just did 5 seconds of googling, and neither of those are schedule 1 anyway.
The definition of a schedule 1 narcotic is "SCHEDULE 1 (CLASS I) DRUGS are illegal because they have high abuse potential, no medical use, and severe safety concerns"

These are:
Heroin (diacetylmorphine)
LSD (Lysergic acid diethylamide)
Marijuana (cannabis, THC)
Mescaline (Peyote)
MDMA (3,4-methylenedioxymethamphetamine or “ecstasy”)
GHB (gamma-hydroxybutyric acid)
Ecstasy (MDMA or 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine)
Psilocybin
Methaqualone (Quaalude)
Khat (Cathinone)
Bath Salts (3,4-methylenedioxypyrovalerone or MDPV)


morphine is schedule 2, so we now have proof, verified by the FDA and DEA, that you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
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#144 - dopeydoo (08/17/2016) [-]
yeah, you know why methedone and morphine are schedule 1? Because if you take it for no reason, you become a hopeless addict junkie. Fuck, most people who take it medicinally become addicts.

Oh yeah, and you can fucking OD on them.

Neither of which applies to marijuana.
#11 - [Citation Needed]  [+] (2 new replies) 08/09/2016 on What is admin up to these... 0
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#27 - thecomkiller (08/09/2016) [-]
"The fighting ended on 27 July 1953, when an armistice was signed. The agreement created the Korean Demilitarized Zone to separate North and South Korea, and allowed the return of prisoners. However, no peace treaty has been signed, and the two Koreas are technically still at war.[40][41] Periodic clashes, many of which were deadly, have continued to the present."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_War