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#144 - "iPad - The most amazing piece of technology" 12/26/2014 on Hello this is doge +1
#3 - yholy **** the whole series was unscripted too, t… 12/25/2014 on The diagnosis is worse than... -16
#23 - It's actually because early Christians wanted to celebrate his…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Pagan +289
#76 - anonymous (12/25/2014) [-]
There's also the fact that Jesus was technically a Jew, and according to Talmudic tradition, a righteous man dies on the day he was conceived. It is pretty much agreed by theologians that Jesus died about 25th of March, thus he was also conceived that day according to a tradition, thus born nine months later, 25th of December. Of course, tradition doesn't mean it is a fact that Jesus was actually born that day, but it is also a good explanation for choosing this date, as exact date of Jesus' birth is probably lost in history anyway.
#66 - praemium (12/25/2014) [-]
What the fuck do you mean, you are ready for negative thumbs, when you defend Christianity? Most people here will go to extraordinary lengths to praise and defend the Christian faith, as a cultural aspect.
#63 - anonymous (12/25/2014) [-]
>talking about christianity in a non negative way in FJ
>getting thumbed down
pick one
User avatar #56 - iridium (12/25/2014) [-]
I've heard of it as the adaptation of Pagan Holidays, and I heard one hypothesis that the reported night sky at the time of his birth, and the weather (a manger in December is cold as balls) make it possible he was born in the early fall. Which means December could conceivably be the, well, time of conception. It was just a possibility, but it's one that makes a decent amount of theoretical sense.
User avatar #55 - landartheconqueror (12/25/2014) [-]
i've never heard that before, but it puts my faith in a good light, so i like it more
#41 - anonymous (12/25/2014) [-]
Actually the Roman Emperor converted around the time (interesting story from Constantine) before the Council of Nicea put the official Bible together, and the Roman government wanted to stabilize Rome by making it pagan friendly to Christianity, so we've got Saturnalia as Jesus' made up birthday and celebrating fertility of Eostra alongside Jesus' resurrection.

Winter solstice and Vernal Equinox
User avatar #75 - meganinja (12/25/2014) [-]
Except Easter's date wasn't made up.
User avatar #33 - klick (12/25/2014) [-]
When the religion first started, followers practiced and prayed in super secret. But I think it wasn't until the religion started to pick up when they started assigning/figuring out universal holidays for everyone.
........I think.
#1 - Scout's is red  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Bad idea. 0
User avatar #3 - pfccross (12/22/2014) [-]
lol first thing i noticed too. and it almost looks like engi shat in his.
#2 - violated (12/22/2014) [-]
I think it's more concerning that pyro's pee seems to glow, or that soldier pooped in his jar, or that heavy has a sandwhich, or that spy's pee is invisible, or any of those actually
#22 - Oh **** bro, ban incoming. Might wanna take it down.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Me! Me! Me! 0
User avatar #39 - sumerfag (12/13/2014) [-]
it was up for 22 hours when you posted this, he'll be fine
#5 - jokexplain?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/11/2014 on censure of catgirls is not... 0
User avatar #6 - Ohforf (12/11/2014) [-]
Yakuza sometimes have to cut parts of their fingers off to apologize for a fuckup. It's called yubitsume. First offense is the first joint of the left pinky finger, second, third, and so on end with more cut off. In medieval times, it would have changed how they gripped their swords and made them rely more on groups.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakuza#Rituals More info if you want.
User avatar #51 - ugottanked (12/12/2014) [-]
I always thought the reason for them cutting their pinkies was different.

Glad i learned something new today.
User avatar #12 - hanabro (12/12/2014) [-]
Nowadays, it basically acts as a "three strikes" system. You get three fuck-ups. But on the fourth one, you're getting the trigger finger mutilated, and are pretty much worthless. So they kill you instead.
#13 - Not too cringy 12/11/2014 on Oi mate! 0
#122 - Yeah, cured.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2014 on See? TB gets it. +1
User avatar #162 - extremistavenger (12/12/2014) [-]
That's pretty good. Almost horrifying that he was experiencing symptoms at a moderate stage and still had came through the whole thing.
#121 - He got rid of his cancer a while ago, you're streets behind. 12/11/2014 on See? TB gets it. +1
#3 - I like how the OP posts the picture referring to the replier, … 12/02/2014 on "Equality" +173

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User avatar #27 - teratorn (09/14/2014) [-]
Oy m8. Good job with the replies yesterday. I knew there would be some thumbs on it.
User avatar #28 to #27 - guywithafork (09/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, that was a ******* though. pushed us both up some levels or two.
User avatar #29 to #28 - teratorn (09/14/2014) [-]
Didnt level me up but it was alot.
User avatar #22 - youhei (04/21/2014) [-]
who the **** are you?
User avatar #23 to #22 - guywithafork (04/21/2014) [-]
I asked for source to a flagged picture. You posted a comment, presumbly the source, then deleted it. I tried to check what the comment was, but I needed to be a friend to see your profile.
#24 to #23 - youhei (04/21/2014) [-]
it was this   
   
 i keep forgetting that only a few people have the power to reply to deleted comments
it was this

i keep forgetting that only a few people have the power to reply to deleted comments
User avatar #25 to #24 - youhei (04/21/2014) [-]
posting this doesn't work anymore now that admin has that stupid thing for "enlarging" gifs
User avatar #20 - guywithafork (10/20/2013) [-]
SenorButtPlug
User avatar #21 to #20 - SenorButtPlug (10/20/2013) [-]
penis
User avatar #17 - guywithafork (08/06/2013) [-]
Dinkie
#19 to #17 - dinkie (08/06/2013) [-]
Stop that.
User avatar #18 to #17 - dinkie (08/06/2013) [-]
wat
User avatar #10 - posttwo (06/17/2013) [-]
cookiescookies
User avatar #11 to #10 - guywithafork (06/17/2013) [-]
why didn't you say something useful, like dinkie, or Rei ?
User avatar #13 to #11 - posttwo (06/17/2013) [-]
cookiescookies
#12 to #11 - dinkie (06/17/2013) [-]
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omgwat
#14 to #12 - guywithafork (06/17/2013) [-]
yfw I know your name and will use it instead of SenorButtPlug from now on
yfw I know your name and will use it instead of SenorButtPlug from now on
User avatar #15 to #14 - dinkie (06/17/2013) [-]
Good. Me ego needs to be bigger, I love the attention <3
User avatar #16 to #15 - dinkie (06/17/2013) [-]
*my ego. Jesus...
User avatar #1 - parradox (10/14/2012) [-]
we have the same avatar O.O...sorry it felt necessary to say
User avatar #2 to #1 - guywithafork (10/14/2012) [-]
See if I can sync
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