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guidoforlife

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:3/12/2010
Last Login:5/05/2015
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Comment Ranking:#9826
Highest Content Rank:#1834
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Subscribers:167
Content Views:211135
Times Content Favorited:650 times
Total Comments Made:1515
FJ Points:13901
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#135 - maybe its maybelline 05/02/2015 on tumblargh 0
#88 - "that's why" heh heh heh 05/01/2015 on Orgasm 0
#112 - grew up near the city, heard it pronounced like wood-er most of life  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2015 on Things you wont see 0
User avatar #113 - gibroner (04/30/2015) [-]
that sounds about right
#49 - shhh you might trigger the colorblind feminists.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2015 on Things you wont see +4
#62 - Ken M (04/30/2015) [-]
Somebody already posted the image of the low income senior housing complex (still under construction) being burned down.

Gray area covered
#48 - "2 DAHLAHS!!! 2 DAHLAS FER YA WATAH HERE!!"  [+] (4 new replies) 04/30/2015 on Things you wont see +7
User avatar #72 - gibroner (04/30/2015) [-]
in Baltimore it's pronounced warter
User avatar #112 - guidoforlife (04/30/2015) [-]
grew up near the city, heard it pronounced like wood-er most of life
User avatar #113 - gibroner (04/30/2015) [-]
that sounds about right
#57 - Ken M (04/30/2015) [-]
Baltimore, not a baseball game
#111 - Comment deleted 04/29/2015 on YOUR FACTS ARE RACIST MAN +2
#109 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 04/29/2015 on YOUR FACTS ARE RACIST MAN +4
#113 - mathmanchris Comment deleted by guidoforlife
#110 - bennybroseph Comment deleted by guidoforlife
#111 - guidoforlife Comment deleted by guidoforlife
#146 - "get in the whip, hoe" to "yo… 04/29/2015 on You're only being shown one... +2
#145 - "Yes random people were hurt, Yes a peaceful protest did …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2015 on You're only being shown one... 0
User avatar #273 - lordbyronxiv (04/29/2015) [-]
I didn't personally throw that argument out of the window; it's literally the first argument I make in the post.

I also hear and see many others make the same statement in life and in social media.

Also, there were ~10,000 protesters from the conservative estimates I've seen. 100 is only 1% of 10,000.

Finally, we absolutely have to hold the police to a higher standard than we do the common criminal. We can rightfully expect the good cops to do something to protect us from the bad ones because that is their purpose: to protect and serve.

We can not, however, expect innocent protesters to account for the actions of a couple hundred idiots. That's not their responsibility.
#21 - someone crop this picture so its points to the top right, roll…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Caught sleeping +1
#27 - feindmachines (04/28/2015) [-]
**feindmachines used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**feindmachines rolls 36** SHIT I FORGOT THE PHOTO! alright take two, action! "my fellow Americans, please check this dubs."
User avatar #26 - feindmachines (04/28/2015) [-]
**feindmachines used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**feindmachines rolls 40** "my fellow Americans"
#31 - Ken M (04/29/2015) [-]





**anonymous used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**anonymous rolls 85**
User avatar #32 - feindmachines (04/29/2015) [-]
**feindmachines used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**feindmachines rolls 06** thanks obama
#23 - sirfurnace (04/28/2015) [-]
I deliver!
*roll 11-11*
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #45 - fitemeirlbro (04/20/2014) [-]
u r still dum
User avatar #43 - fitemeirlbro (04/18/2014) [-]
u r dum
#36 - prestonjohns (01/23/2013) [-]
still want that password?
User avatar #37 to #36 - guidoforlife (01/23/2013) [-]
yessirrr, if you would be so kind
#38 to #37 - prestonjohns (01/23/2013) [-]
Could i have your FJ points and items for it?
User avatar #39 to #38 - guidoforlife (01/23/2013) [-]
i'll get back to you lol
#40 to #39 - prestonjohns (01/23/2013) [-]
Ok well the one i have works,
just tested it
User avatar #41 to #40 - guidoforlife (01/23/2013) [-]
all my items and 10,000 points for a brazzers account that won't get ****** up?
#42 to #41 - prestonjohns (01/23/2013) [-]
not sure how long it will last, but you can message me and i can try and get another.
#11 - imnotkickthecat (09/06/2012) [-]
**imnotkickthecat rolled a random comment #12362 posted by sparkleinhereyes at Reaction Images ** :
**imnotkickthecat rolled a random comment #12362 posted by sparkleinhereyes at Reaction Images ** :
#9 - codycude (02/10/2012) [-]
how do you do your omegle wins.
User avatar #10 to #10 - guidoforlife (02/10/2012) [-]
i talk to any good looking girl that i connect with, start a conversation, feel them out if they are down to have fun, and then ask
#8 - sodr (07/13/2011) [-]
plz readd all the omegle picsssssssssssssssssss
#7 - nathanexxplosion (05/27/2011) [-]
guidoforlife, y u no post part 3?  
  
ps. keep up the good work.
guidoforlife, y u no post part 3?

ps. keep up the good work.
#6 - Ken M (05/25/2011) [-]
how do u get all these girls on omegle to show their tits and all that?
User avatar #5 - guidoforlife (04/07/2011) [-]
No problem guys, i'm just trying to help out my fellow funnyjunkers. and actually ive been told i look like vinny so maybe thats why these girls do this for me ;) haha i'll keep them comin!!!
User avatar #4 - theguywithhair (04/06/2011) [-]
omg hes a guido and he gets girls easy hes VINNY omfg lol naw (dont watch the shore but all the girls i know have like a crush on him) good **** man keep it comin
#1 - Ken M (02/09/2011) [-]
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
User avatar #2 to #1 - guidoforlife (02/09/2011) [-]
andddd who are you?
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