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guanyu

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:3/04/2011
Last Login:7/09/2015
Location:Netherlands
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Comment Ranking:#920
Highest Content Rank:#1542
Highest Comment Rank:#104
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Times Content Favorited:114 times
Total Comments Made:8179
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#55 - oh right. what did he say?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Minecraft dog 0
User avatar #56 - mydogpikachu (05/31/2015) [-]
it was like "how did you turn your dog into a fox"
User avatar #57 - guanyu (05/31/2015) [-]
oh
#33 - Not everyone can live on welfare and good boy points.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/31/2015 on unemployed stories +4
User avatar #45 - shenro (06/01/2015) [-]
the city doesnt pay me a cent.
#107 - anon (06/01/2015) [-]
Don't mean to be a dick but it seems you really should not be happy with your life. I kinda doubt you are (even though you say you are). Being unoccupied all the time kind of makes free time worthless. I don't know you or really care if you enjoy your life, I just see my brother in the same place and would hope that someone would tell him to stop being complacent with such a worthless life.
User avatar #200 - shenro (06/01/2015) [-]
i am occupied all the time, im at my computer after all, if i wasnt occupied all the time then i would find a way to be, and if can't find a way, i just think and thinking everyday would get old, no matter who you are.
#14 - My two favorite animes. 05/31/2015 on Shrek in the House +1
#17 - I like how Pacific Rimming has no explanation. 05/31/2015 on -ing +3
#43 - Here comes the squiddy porn! 05/31/2015 on pfft, nothing personal kid +1
#28 - I now want to see an entire episode like this, just to know wh…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Family Guy without Cutaways +10
User avatar #41 - mastersaturday (06/01/2015) [-]
The episode "Brian and Stewie" is like that. That was around the beginning of the "Family Guy tries to be serious" phase of the show. It was actually pretty good, once you get past the fact that it's a talking baby and a talking dog.
User avatar #36 - gamrgrl (06/01/2015) [-]
User avatar #62 - guanyu (06/01/2015) [-]
That's pretty weird. Thanks.
User avatar #40 - fuckingtrolls (06/01/2015) [-]
It's actually not that bad
but the cutaways do add to it
User avatar #30 - shinyarmor (05/31/2015) [-]
just watch american dad... its literally that.
User avatar #51 - Sterski (06/01/2015) [-]
And (in my opinion) it's better than Family Guy.
#31 - guanyu (05/31/2015) [-]
#25 - Your name is green?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2015 on something somethinc pc... 0
User avatar #31 - brandinifettucine (06/01/2015) [-]
new users get green names
User avatar #66 - guanyu (06/01/2015) [-]
I guess that is better than pink, huh?
#24 - Never heard of The Sims? 05/31/2015 on something somethinc pc... +7
#23 - Picture 05/31/2015 on something somethinc pc... 0
#45 - I HAVE THE POWER! 05/31/2015 on Big Perfect timing comp +8
#48 - all dogs are canine, but not all canine are dogs  [+] (4 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Minecraft dog +7
User avatar #54 - mydogpikachu (05/31/2015) [-]
and he deleted his comment
User avatar #55 - guanyu (05/31/2015) [-]
oh right. what did he say?
User avatar #56 - mydogpikachu (05/31/2015) [-]
it was like "how did you turn your dog into a fox"
User avatar #57 - guanyu (05/31/2015) [-]
oh
#130 - Picture 05/31/2015 on Man Photographs Wife's Cancer 0
#164 - meanwhile, in real life... 05/31/2015 on DO IT FOR HER 0
#153 - The key word here is "used to". We're not agains…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2015 on 4chan comp:feminism edition... 0
#157 - anon (05/31/2015) [-]
its still happening, big time. the main argument i encounter here is that since its happening to a lesser degree over here we shouldnt be concerned. or that it leads to bad things. we try to act like america is the tip of the spear but lol if only people had the vaguest sense for global human rights activism they would know its more like Norway where polygamy just become legal... we are so behind over here in the US is depressing...we're still stuck on things like abortion....women should have this right, end of story...next.
#158 - anon (05/31/2015) [-]
or im sorry polygamy isnt officially legal in Norway yet, but its being seriously considered*
#151 - auntayjemima and totallytito are the best 05/31/2015 on 4chan comp:feminism edition... 0
#84 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2015 on not all piss and vinegar.. +5
User avatar #87 - penelo (05/31/2015) [-]
0:27
#141 - That has to be the best Tumblr impression I've ever seen.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/31/2015 on 4chan comp:feminism edition... 0
#152 - anon (05/31/2015) [-]
i have not been to tumblr a single time in my life. this is really happening. its like looking back in time and saying "holy shit i cant believe we used enslave foreigners!"... in enough time people are going to look and say "holy shit i cant believe women used to be treated like property".... afraid youa re on the wrong side of the fence on this one
User avatar #153 - guanyu (05/31/2015) [-]
The key word here is "used to".
We're not against feminism, were against feminazis. Most of the people here just don't know the difference.
#157 - anon (05/31/2015) [-]
its still happening, big time. the main argument i encounter here is that since its happening to a lesser degree over here we shouldnt be concerned. or that it leads to bad things. we try to act like america is the tip of the spear but lol if only people had the vaguest sense for global human rights activism they would know its more like Norway where polygamy just become legal... we are so behind over here in the US is depressing...we're still stuck on things like abortion....women should have this right, end of story...next.
#158 - anon (05/31/2015) [-]
or im sorry polygamy isnt officially legal in Norway yet, but its being seriously considered*
#140 - Welcome to China, the only place where your time zone goes dow… 05/31/2015 on 4chan comp:feminism edition... 0
#42 - websites 05/31/2015 on Peter Griffin +2
#41 - posting that next time somebody makes a "first" comment  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2015 on Peter Griffin +6
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#113 - And thus begins the arm workout. 05/31/2015 on The FJ Workout +14
#112 - more like my legs, from running 05/31/2015 on The FJ Workout +4
#109 - Picture 05/31/2015 on The FJ Workout 0
#106 - give it a week 05/31/2015 on The FJ Workout +4
#93 - Ik begrijp het. Ik zal je met rust laten. Sterkte.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2015 on cute +1
User avatar #142 - juaneljalapeno (05/31/2015) [-]
ik neem wel die kanker rare pieter mee
#107 - kingdaniel (05/31/2015) [-]

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#49 - donotpursue (03/11/2015) [-]
'sup bitch
'sup bitch
User avatar #50 to #49 - guanyu (03/11/2015) [-]
uh oh
User avatar #46 - newpulse ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Befriend me friendly stranger.
#47 to #46 - guanyu (02/10/2015) [-]
caocao is the only friend i need
User avatar #48 to #47 - newpulse ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #43 - DontDeleteMeAgain (01/31/2015) [-]
guanyu, i wanted to know what you replied to my comment. whyyyyyyyyyyyy
#44 to #43 - guanyu (01/31/2015) [-]
I accidentally replied to the wrong comment. Had multiple tabs open.
It was this image.
User avatar #45 to #44 - DontDeleteMeAgain (01/31/2015) [-]
oh, well now i know haha thanks
#33 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
we executed you in Linju

then poor Liu Bei got mad and fell to us too

how do you feel?
User avatar #34 to #33 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
When I was beheaded, I lived long enough to make Cao Cao faint. I feel pretty good.
User avatar #36 to #34 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
ah, right
User avatar #35 to #34 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
Isn't that right, caocao?
User avatar #40 to #35 - caocao (08/11/2014) [-]
I didn't faint because of you. I was ill.
User avatar #41 to #40 - guanyu (08/12/2014) [-]
Suuure.
#37 to #35 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
oh he exist too? as a user?
User avatar #38 to #37 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
myes
#39 to #38 - syrianassassin (07/26/2014) [-]
this is interesting
User avatar #27 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
Dude, your daughter is so hot.
User avatar #28 to #27 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
You stay away from her! Wait, how mighty are you?
User avatar #29 to #28 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
I am a true warrior of the Three Kingdoms.
User avatar #30 to #29 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
I will allow it. Do want Guan Ping too?
User avatar #31 to #30 - thebestpieever (07/26/2014) [-]
No, that's gay.
User avatar #32 to #31 - guanyu (07/26/2014) [-]
I can make him a eunuch if you want.
#22 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
First moose of the day. Congratulations.
#23 to #22 - guanyu (06/25/2014) [-]
My moose!
My moose!
User avatar #24 to #23 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
OP always delivers.
User avatar #26 to #24 - shogg (07/04/2014) [-]
You didn't give me my moose **********
User avatar #18 - likeallthecomments (06/25/2014) [-]
Presidentmoose better give this man his moose
User avatar #21 to #18 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
your profile is disabled
User avatar #25 to #21 - likeallthecomments (06/25/2014) [-]
I didnt ask for a moose
#19 to #18 - cannibalvegan (06/25/2014) [-]
Agreed. GIVE THIS MAN HIS 			*******		 MOOSE!   
   
Have this in the meantime.
Agreed. GIVE THIS MAN HIS ******* MOOSE!

Have this in the meantime.
User avatar #20 to #19 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
The **** ..... I don't know how to feel about this......
User avatar #17 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (06/25/2014) [-]
Presidentmoose better give this man his moose
#15 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #14 - murpmurp ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
SHU FORCES
User avatar #11 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user the one and only ** rolling next user to visit
User avatar #9 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
mussolini
User avatar #12 to #9 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
why was that on my clipboard?
I know exactly why
#8 - zameckis (12/03/2013) [-]
guan yu,   
how's the situation over chang ban?   
i heard the cao cao's forces on their way over there
guan yu,
how's the situation over chang ban?
i heard the cao cao's forces on their way over there
User avatar #10 to #8 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
wat
User avatar #3 - revengeforfreeze (11/25/2013) [-]
die in hole pls
User avatar #4 to #3 - guanyu (11/26/2013) [-]
What did I do?
User avatar #5 to #4 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
just joking bro
User avatar #6 to #5 - guanyu (11/26/2013) [-]
Oh, okay. I was kind of confused.
User avatar #7 to #6 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
sori

i think i was drunk when i posted this..

i have this habit of going on drunk..
#1 - anon (08/11/2013) [-]
ANONS ARE GOD
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