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#15 - Marvel had rought finacial times in the 90s so they sold the m…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2016 on Stars and Stripes +4
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#16 - indonesia (02/12/2016) [-]
ahh I see, thanks for explaining
#13 - death cant be in the Fox universe as lady death is part of the…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/12/2016 on Stars and Stripes 0
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#14 - indonesia (02/12/2016) [-]
why did Marvel sell Deadpool to Fox anyway...
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#15 - grpeephole (02/12/2016) [-]
Marvel had rought finacial times in the 90s so they sold the movie rights of the X-men including all Mutants (deadpool included) to Fox and Spider man to Sony.... because at that time they did not have the ability to make thier own films like hey do now.

this lead to the X-men movie in 2000 and spider man in 2002 which started to boost super hero movies back into popularity.......

Which actually created the MCU in a way because Marvel had to take a risk and used thier B-list heros for movies when they were back on thier own feet.... giving way for Iron-Man 2008 and eventually the Avengers.... of course they were bought by Disney during that time period after the first few MCU movies

so now your in the situation were in now where Marvel cant use Mutants (unless they got thier start in teams like the Avengers) and cant even use the Mutant...... and in turn storylines with MCU characters can never be done properly in the FOX universe.

so dont hold out hope for a good Magik film as her back story really rellies on demons from the MCU and Doctor Strange.... while shes also a Mutant in the X-men.
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#16 - indonesia (02/12/2016) [-]
ahh I see, thanks for explaining
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#23 - Deavas (02/08/2016) [-]
"We'll use the force!"
"That's not how the force works"

What exactly are you arguing here. You're just contradicting yourself
#20 - it doesnt matter if you can use the force... the force will gu…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/08/2016 on gay wars 0
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#21 - Deavas (02/08/2016) [-]
Rey is force sensitive
Leia is force sensitive

Finn is not
Han is not
Chewy is not
Poe is not

What the fuck are you on
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#22 - grpeephole (02/08/2016) [-]
for fucks sakes... the force doesnt just ignore every other fucker in the galaxy.

it just means Han Chewy Poe and Finn cant controll it receive force visions or feel the deaths of thier friends accross the galaxy.

doesnt mean they wont be placed in odd situations because of force not because they can use it.
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#23 - Deavas (02/08/2016) [-]
"We'll use the force!"
"That's not how the force works"

What exactly are you arguing here. You're just contradicting yourself
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#6 - randomuploads (02/08/2016) [-]
tryna hit..? nigga theyre fucking twelve year old or sumthing, they should be trading pokemon cards
#9 - the sad thing is that really is how the force works... …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/07/2016 on gay wars 0
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#12 - Deavas (02/08/2016) [-]
What the fuck are you talking about
Han and Finn (as far as we know right now) are not force sensitive. They can't use the force because they can't use the force. That's why it doesn't work like that
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#20 - grpeephole (02/08/2016) [-]
it doesnt matter if you can use the force... the force will guide you to where you need to be.

and i could argue them being on the planet was the force guiding Rey giving her the escape she needed to get off the damn planet.
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#21 - Deavas (02/08/2016) [-]
Rey is force sensitive
Leia is force sensitive

Finn is not
Han is not
Chewy is not
Poe is not

What the fuck are you on
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#22 - grpeephole (02/08/2016) [-]
for fucks sakes... the force doesnt just ignore every other fucker in the galaxy.

it just means Han Chewy Poe and Finn cant controll it receive force visions or feel the deaths of thier friends accross the galaxy.

doesnt mean they wont be placed in odd situations because of force not because they can use it.
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#23 - Deavas (02/08/2016) [-]
"We'll use the force!"
"That's not how the force works"

What exactly are you arguing here. You're just contradicting yourself
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#77 - annonamouse (04/21/2015) [-]
looks like i found a 9fag
#78 to #77 - grpeephole (04/21/2015) [-]
you think i go to 9fags?
#75 - anon (12/12/2014) [-]
Holy **** you have an edgy profile picture
#76 to #75 - grpeephole (12/12/2014) [-]
#64 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
Canadian Moose, just for you, buddy!
#65 to #64 - grpeephole (06/23/2014) [-]
**** yeah have a pug in a moose outfit for your troubles
#66 to #65 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
Do you want to know the secret of how I got my name?...
#67 to #66 - grpeephole (06/23/2014) [-]
this sounds like it could be a very interesting story
#68 to #67 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
My old neighbor's dog had a litter of puppies.. well they were immediately removed from the mother and thrown outside to fend for themselves. never fed, kept out in the rain, never even looked at. well out of the, i think, 8 puppies, a few started to die. So I jumped the fence and stole every single one and claimed them as my own. took them to the vet and out of the 3 i managed to rescue, only one survived. he had fleas, ticks, mites, a broken tail the went at a complete 1 degree angle and facial scars from beatings. I took him in as my own and dubbed him the name Moose. well.. a few days later, the ****** figured out it was me and kicked in my door. I wasn't expecting this and I have a concealed carry permit so when I get home, I take off my holster and put in on the coffee table. I shot him 4 times and he barely lived, I went to court for attempted murder and got off scott free and the ****** (deon) is now in prison for the next 15 years. apparently he had a gun on him. well, ever since he has been my best friend, at 100% health and now he's helping me with MY personal issues (moose that is). so I abandoned my rank 7 account to create this account in honor of my best friend in this entire world, Moose. 100% truth. I have no reason to lie about such a thing.
#69 to #68 - grpeephole (06/23/2014) [-]
that is one amazing story.. I cant figure out why that dumbass would break down your door
#70 to #69 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
I don't know, he just heard it was me and came over to **** me up. I found a bullet hole in my couch like 3 feet from where I was sitting after all was said and done. I didn't even realize he had a gun on him, let alone in his hand when it was all happening. I just had my fiance' next to me and the door was kicked in so I went with my instincts. I'm not a hoodlum so there were zero chances it was a cop so I grabbed it with confidence.
#71 to #70 - grpeephole (06/23/2014) [-]
yeah it would be good instincts to get into. unfortunately i live on a first level apartment and my bedroom window would be the first entry point D:
#72 to #71 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
We live in a loft now and the front door is next to the only three windows in the apartment. So the only entry point is from the front. which is always covered. Plus Moose is 80 pounds now and I've done a very good job at training him to attack on command and stop on command. He's Rottweiler / Black Lab. His abusive history gives him extra fuel for his fire which can be a bit much sometimes but I can handle him. He scares other people but I got it. Not to sound like a cocky bastard or anything :/
#73 to #72 - grpeephole (06/23/2014) [-]
aye no i understand. if you train them well they can handel anything
#74 to #73 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
He absolutely loves people, though. He's nothing but licks until someone's aggressive. That's when I get worried and have to put him in the bathroom for a time out
#63 - ryanfitzy (02/03/2013) [-]
Can I trade you some cool items?
#41 - Sargeras (02/02/2013) [-]
I can no longer reply to that thread... Yes, he does! We should join him.
#62 to #41 - grpeephole (02/02/2013) [-]
my body may have calmed down.... and we hit comment cap
#42 to #41 - grpeephole (02/02/2013) [-]
we should.. but first we have to figure out how to break into his dimension... that can be the first discussion!
#43 to #42 - Sargeras (02/02/2013) [-]
How we managed to defy the laws of physics. Great start to the Science club! :D
#44 to #43 - grpeephole (02/02/2013) [-]
yes it will be perfect he will have no idea what hit him
#45 to #44 - Sargeras (02/02/2013) [-]
Then we can formulate ideas about warp drives etc.
#46 to #45 - grpeephole (02/02/2013) [-]
hmm warp drives will definately be fun to make.. we will make us and him rich
#47 to #46 - Sargeras (02/02/2013) [-]
Yes! Definitely.
#48 to #47 - grpeephole (02/02/2013) [-]
but i must get running if i dont i might break my routine D: its already abit later than it should be
#49 to #48 - Sargeras (02/02/2013) [-]
Have fun! :D
#50 to #49 - grpeephole (02/02/2013) [-]
its never fun till after xD
#51 to #50 - Sargeras (02/02/2013) [-]
When you get to sit down again? xD
#52 to #51 - grpeephole (02/02/2013) [-]
well yeah when your normal breathing fully comes back
#53 to #52 - Sargeras (02/02/2013) [-]
That's true!
#54 to #53 - grpeephole (02/02/2013) [-]
bleh so much sweat
#55 to #54 - Sargeras (02/02/2013) [-]
Shower time xD
#56 to #55 - grpeephole (02/02/2013) [-]
im still scared kenjii will find a way into my house somehow
#57 to #56 - Sargeras (02/02/2013) [-]
He's probably a peeping tom. With a ladder. And a spare house key.
#58 to #57 - grpeephole (02/02/2013) [-]
that wouldnt surprize mehe probaly lifts your key when your in the shower and gets a copy made
#59 to #58 - Sargeras (02/02/2013) [-]
Yeah. I'm surprised he can see anything though xD
#60 to #59 - grpeephole (02/02/2013) [-]
or many hes faking his eye problem
#61 to #60 - Sargeras
(02/02/2013) [-]
He might be..
#5 - ragenFOX (12/29/2012) [-]
:3 thank you
#26 to #5 - grpeephole (01/09/2013) [-]
we ran out of space. I picked the Sumerian Name as that is infact his real name.

And pagans are True satanists are the same thing. whether the druids admit it or not :P

Satanist for the sake of being a doing **** people dont agree with is well thats not satanism thats something some guy in his basement thought up and caught on.... Of course christians love to use it as an example of satanism however

#27 to #26 - ragenFOX (01/09/2013) [-]
i couldnt accept the laveyan satanism for my self, though sometimes i see my self as the center of the universe, and whenever i explain things that way it makes sense, i dont want to be that kind of nihilist, seeing everything with pure materialistic value, for example, why do i have friends? because their existence makes my existence better, why dont i kill some random person? because that might effect my existence in a negative way, no other reason at all. it makes me feel so cold as if i never liked anyone before, and nothing holds any true value, except for few and they make me confused sometimes.

i have my own views of what satan is. i dont like labels that much(&)
#28 to #27 - grpeephole (01/09/2013) [-]
Aye have you every tried meditation?
#29 to #28 - ragenFOX (01/10/2013) [-]
i used to, now my meditation is driving with metal blasting from the speakers, makes me the happiest most relaxed person ever! a friend told me to do another form of meditation, but i still didnt find time.
#30 to #29 - grpeephole (01/10/2013) [-]
aye just get into a trance and that will relax you enought
#31 to #30 - ragenFOX (01/11/2013) [-]
its hard for me, when i listen to almost any other music it seems blank to me(&) when i listen to metal i become the songs you know, i learned how to see every note, rhythm, melody, and the drum line all together and i focus on everything at the same time, it tickles my brain. i actually relax, my brain doesn't think of any complicated **** at the time, its just me and music in that universe, just me and music. www.youtube.com/watch?v=11A7KRvKIBw couldnt find a better track, they got removed for copy right stuff. but still, this makes me so warm inside. here is nice sweet track www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tuLkhK8Dpo
#32 to #31 - grpeephole (01/11/2013) [-]
hmmm you just need to learn how to direct that energy
#33 to #32 - ragenFOX (01/11/2013) [-]
i think i handle it well, im not aggressive, i just have more extreme ideas.
share your good music(&)
#34 to #33 - grpeephole (01/11/2013) [-]
Hmmm my taste of music goes everywhere however what i mean by directing your energy was directing it to be used spiritualy :P not physically
#35 to #34 - ragenFOX (01/12/2013) [-]
not all metal is aggressive or physical. it would be the 287563298th time if i explained what it means to me to someone. i like to give that kind of music the name "the beast" in "the beauty and the beast" because from the outside it might look like that brutal ugly monster, but when you get to know it and when it opens up for you you see how much beautiful and emotional, how it can love and how it can give, that beast is very warm inside, even when it only shows aggressiveness. its one of the few kinds of music that i can actually see and understand. for me, it is spiritual. it is art man! makes me see what others see, a translation of emotions and ideas. www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7TZdWD97sg
#36 to #35 - grpeephole (01/12/2013) [-]

Dont worry i love metal but my music taste can go from a soundtrack to classic rock to hardcore metal.
#37 to #36 - ragenFOX (01/12/2013) [-]
that vocalist gives me a boner.... the most hardcore thing i listened to so far is this band www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXI-PGrU29g they always make me angry, thats why i dont listen to them that often, even though they are great! last week i took a 4 hour road trip going 160kmh and blasting them max volume, my speakers got ******!
#38 to #37 - grpeephole (01/13/2013) [-]
the most hardcore i know is Anal Cunt... but well their music is just yeah.. to hardcore for me :P
#39 to #38 - ragenFOX (01/13/2013) [-]
wow...you can never forget their name. lol
#40 to #39 - grpeephole (01/14/2013) [-]
you can never forget their logo :P
#6 to #5 - grpeephole (12/29/2012) [-]
however to warn you i am a satanist :P so thats why im telling you your awesome for you post
#7 to #6 - ragenFOX (12/29/2012) [-]
weeell, im not very far from satanism my self. i think its a pretty cool view/religion/philosophy/whatever.
#8 to #7 - grpeephole (12/29/2012) [-]
hmmm it depends on the type you are. mine is spiritual satanism.. so its close to buddism and stuff like that.
#9 to #8 - ragenFOX (12/29/2012) [-]
i dont label my self as a satanist or anything actually, i have my own views on what 'satan' means, im closer to atheist satanism, except im not 'atheist', and i dont like lavyan satanism.
#10 to #9 - grpeephole (12/29/2012) [-]
aye i acknowledge that satan exists in flesh and blood.
#11 to #10 - ragenFOX (12/30/2012) [-]
in all of us? :3
#12 to #11 - grpeephole (12/30/2012) [-]
No as his own physical being. nor does he look like a monster
#13 to #12 - ragenFOX (12/30/2012) [-]
hmm, interesting.(&)
i used to picture him as a very handsome man with high intelligence and a witty smile. speaks with a great voice and talented with speeches. but maybe because of what he represents to me.
#14 to #13 - grpeephole (12/31/2012) [-]
tbh he looks like thor from Avengers except he has wings :P fromt he picture dipiction ive seen.. Havent quick advanced my personal sense to be able to communicate yet.
#15 to #14 - ragenFOX (12/31/2012) [-]
i kinda did right after i lost my faith, i was a Muslim, and when that collapsed i had a weird dream where everything around me collapsed and found my self wondering around the ruins of an ancient civilization underground where i heard a great voice shouting saying “For thousands of years, God sent men and messengers to every nation. Man after man telling their people to worship and dedicate their lives for him, man after man telling their people how to live their lives, man after man telling them what to do and what not to do, man after man telling them how to feel good and how to feel bad, telling their people that they need God… Men don’t need God! Mankind should leave the tyrant alone and live as they please!” satan came in mind when i heard it, and i thought that for a while, but later thought its just my mind speaking its thoughts.
#16 to #15 - grpeephole (12/31/2012) [-]
It may have been angels speaking to you. they dive you distorted information to send you down the wrong path. its designed to make you think its true but to keep you from your full potential as a human. This is the state most people in the world are in.
#17 to #16 - ragenFOX (12/31/2012) [-]
why would angels do that?
#18 to #17 - grpeephole (12/31/2012) [-]
Because the are not what they made people believe. They control us currently just to feed off our energy and slowly kill us as we do **** blindly for them without questioning why our lifes are like this.

The daemons (the annunaki) are currently stuck outside our solar system and they are the ones who created us in a sort of gene splicing way they mixed their genes with the genes of the native protohumans and created us.

the Angels and Daemons are the same species just diffrent fractions. the Angels dont care for us and use us like slaves while the daemons want to guide us to becoming our own gods.
#19 to #18 - ragenFOX (12/31/2012) [-]
OH! thats Gnosticism! i thought of that when you said its angels. youknow Gnosticism in general is to believe that there is two spiritual sides, one that created the material world and wants to trap or enslave humans, while the other part wants to free us from this material/limited existence. the way to obtain that freedom is different from a religion to another.
#20 to #19 - grpeephole (01/03/2013) [-]
but there isnt only two sides. these two sides are meerly the two that are most comment to us.
#21 to #20 - ragenFOX (01/03/2013) [-]
what also do you believe? what is satan to you and how do you see god?
#22 to #21 - grpeephole (01/03/2013) [-]
Satan is Enki. the leader of the annunaki. God was a fictional story the angels made to keep us under their control.

there are more than one Gods. its once you pass a point in your spiritual advancement you reach godhood
#23 to #22 - ragenFOX (01/04/2013) [-]
why call him Satan then? if he's a god of some very ancient mythology? i read a website about spiritual satanism(which i didnt know if it was a joke or not) a while ago, and it said that the worship of satan is ancient, traced back to Babylonian times, and mentioned Zoroastrianism and druzism saying that they were forms of ancient satanism, i ignored the site, zoroastrianism has a devil, or an evil god, but he does not share any characteristics with Satan.

my beliefs are materialistic, i dont believe in any religion or any form of spirituality, agnostics, but i lean towards deism, and agnostic too about that/those god/gods/creator/s(because there might be a difference) they are not spiritual, and they do not interfere in anyway with anything, if they exist. i like satanic philosophies, i've always found them very attractive, and they've always made sense to me, it effected my way of thinking. im reading satanist literature and im really loving the personality of satan or the devil more and more! Ü
#24 to #23 - grpeephole (01/05/2013) [-]
Satan was not a word created by Satanists. Satans's name in acient sumerian myths was Ea Enki. i cant remember his name in greek or norse mythology.

But the word Satan means "Enemy" in hebrew.
#25 to #24 - ragenFOX
(01/05/2013) [-]
it looks more like paganism than satanism(&) both cool though!
why did you pick the sumerian name, rather than another name from another mythology?
#3 - anon (07/29/2012) [-]
Thatanongirl is gone.
Skoomaholic is next! :D
#4 to #3 - grpeephole (07/29/2012) [-]
aye she was ok :P
#1 - thegirlyoudespise (07/28/2012) [-]
Hello, i screened capped some comments and your comment was one of them. I used them in my posting, if you don't want me to i will be happy to take it down
#2 to #1 - grpeephole (07/29/2012) [-]
no worries that was a fun time xD