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#51 - Its ok.... After the Secret wars... X-23 and Old man Logan are… 08/27/2015 on Sperder bein a virgingoso 0
#30 - Ive just never seen them other then attending events like the …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2015 on Alien in a bottle 0
#38 - nutslap (08/27/2015) [-]
they are really not that that special. Just but one as a novelty item, then sell it for big bucks mug nigguh. Shit, imma do that.
#39 - nutslap (08/27/2015) [-]
*buy* Sorry, im kind of like really drunk.
#28 - i thought they only gave them out for free at special events  [+] (4 new replies) 08/27/2015 on Alien in a bottle 0
#29 - nutslap (08/27/2015) [-]
well the reason I know this is that i work at a grocery store that sells them. They are seriously a fucking rip off.
User avatar #30 - grpeephole (08/27/2015) [-]
Ive just never seen them other then attending events like the Olympics and Womans Fifa where they gave them away for free in the city
#38 - nutslap (08/27/2015) [-]
they are really not that that special. Just but one as a novelty item, then sell it for big bucks mug nigguh. Shit, imma do that.
#39 - nutslap (08/27/2015) [-]
*buy* Sorry, im kind of like really drunk.
#53 - But at no point did he sign a contract..  [+] (8 new replies) 08/27/2015 on Awesome! -3
#68 - anon (08/27/2015) [-]
It's like when you sign up for something like a website, by creating an account you agree to the terms and services. The same thing with say riding a public bus or a train. By boarding and paying you agree to their terms and services, being you'll to show proof of payment if asked by an employee along with other possible situations. Same as "renting" a cart. By paying and taking the cart you're agreeing to their terms. Usually it's simple shit like you won't deface, steal, etc. the cart.

>>#52 In the US it isn't common, but some of our airports have it for luggage carts as well as malls, amusement parks, etc. for strollers. It's the same concept.
#107 - skebaba (08/27/2015) [-]
But that would mean they have to show you the TOS for you to agree on it. It's illegal to do that if you don't actually show the person the contract he is agreeing upon. You have the right to see what you are signing up on.
User avatar #135 - hanabro (08/27/2015) [-]
It's not actually a rental, more of a deposit. You put the quarter in, use the cart, load up your groceries, and then put the cart back in the stack to get your quarter back. You don't actually pay anything. It's brilliant, because it prevents idiots from leaving their cart in the the lot like an asshole.
#136 - skebaba (08/27/2015) [-]
How does it prevent anything? You could just use a knife to unlock it.
User avatar #141 - abesimpson (08/27/2015) [-]
Because it's much easier to put a quarter in? In europe you won't see a single cart out of place. People don't want to lose that coin no matter how small the value and you have to be considered pretty retarded to pick a cart lock.
#142 - skebaba (08/27/2015) [-]
But, but, free scrap to sell
#143 - abesimpson (08/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #137 - hanabro (08/27/2015) [-]
Yeah, if you don't want your knife back.
#15 - Is that how you like your woman?  [+] (14 new replies) 08/27/2015 on Marketing 102 0
User avatar #16 - muffincannibal (08/27/2015) [-]
I like all boobs, except the kind that droop and destroy the owners back.
#28 - animesource (08/27/2015) [-]
So you like them flat? Don't worry. She's legal.
User avatar #29 - muffincannibal (08/27/2015) [-]
She creeps me the fuck out. Makes the food I'm eating seem bad. But flat is okay.
#30 - animesource (08/27/2015) [-]
Well it's a "cosplay" with bad photoshop.
Less photoshop here.
User avatar #31 - muffincannibal (08/27/2015) [-]
Asian women are cute, Asian 'girls' are math demons.
#32 - animesource (08/27/2015) [-]
She's an art student.
User avatar #33 - muffincannibal (08/27/2015) [-]
Are you stalking this girl?
#34 - animesource (08/27/2015) [-]
Hey... she cosplays anime characters. Sometimes I get chance to post loli cosplays. It works out. I kind of hate those huge-boob half-naked cosplays where boobs are the focus. That's not cosplay.
User avatar #36 - muffincannibal (08/27/2015) [-]
They can wear whatever they want dude.
#38 - animesource (08/27/2015) [-]
It's not like I'm going to do anything about it. Maybe just post more lolis.
User avatar #39 - muffincannibal (08/27/2015) [-]
#46 - animesource (08/27/2015) [-]
Because of you that deviant is now on my new tab page -.-
User avatar #49 - muffincannibal (08/27/2015) [-]
Blame your stalking on someone else.
#40 - animesource (08/27/2015) [-]
Why are you sad?
#84 - That one is kind of funny.. 08/27/2015 on aint it the fucking truth 0
#241 - This is the Chronological order of the games.... you might mis… 08/27/2015 on we already know the winner +1
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#77 - annonamouse (04/21/2015) [-]
looks like i found a 9fag
User avatar #78 to #77 - grpeephole (04/21/2015) [-]
you think i go to 9fags?
#75 - anon (12/12/2014) [-]
Holy **** you have an edgy profile picture
User avatar #76 to #75 - grpeephole (12/12/2014) [-]
#64 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
Canadian Moose, just for you, buddy!
#65 to #64 - grpeephole (06/23/2014) [-]
**** yeah have a pug in a moose outfit for your troubles
User avatar #66 to #65 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
Do you want to know the secret of how I got my name?...
User avatar #67 to #66 - grpeephole (06/23/2014) [-]
this sounds like it could be a very interesting story
#68 to #67 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
My old neighbor's dog had a litter of puppies.. well they were immediately removed from the mother and thrown outside to fend for themselves. never fed, kept out in the rain, never even looked at. well out of the, i think, 8 puppies, a few started to die. So I jumped the fence and stole every single one and claimed them as my own. took them to the vet and out of the 3 i managed to rescue, only one survived. he had fleas, ticks, mites, a broken tail the went at a complete 1 degree angle and facial scars from beatings. I took him in as my own and dubbed him the name Moose. well.. a few days later, the ****** figured out it was me and kicked in my door. I wasn't expecting this and I have a concealed carry permit so when I get home, I take off my holster and put in on the coffee table. I shot him 4 times and he barely lived, I went to court for attempted murder and got off scott free and the ****** (deon) is now in prison for the next 15 years. apparently he had a gun on him. well, ever since he has been my best friend, at 100% health and now he's helping me with MY personal issues (moose that is). so I abandoned my rank 7 account to create this account in honor of my best friend in this entire world, Moose. 100% truth. I have no reason to lie about such a thing.
User avatar #69 to #68 - grpeephole (06/23/2014) [-]
that is one amazing story.. I cant figure out why that dumbass would break down your door
User avatar #70 to #69 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
I don't know, he just heard it was me and came over to **** me up. I found a bullet hole in my couch like 3 feet from where I was sitting after all was said and done. I didn't even realize he had a gun on him, let alone in his hand when it was all happening. I just had my fiance' next to me and the door was kicked in so I went with my instincts. I'm not a hoodlum so there were zero chances it was a cop so I grabbed it with confidence.
User avatar #71 to #70 - grpeephole (06/23/2014) [-]
yeah it would be good instincts to get into. unfortunately i live on a first level apartment and my bedroom window would be the first entry point D:
User avatar #72 to #71 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
We live in a loft now and the front door is next to the only three windows in the apartment. So the only entry point is from the front. which is always covered. Plus Moose is 80 pounds now and I've done a very good job at training him to attack on command and stop on command. He's Rottweiler / Black Lab. His abusive history gives him extra fuel for his fire which can be a bit much sometimes but I can handle him. He scares other people but I got it. Not to sound like a cocky bastard or anything :/
User avatar #73 to #72 - grpeephole (06/23/2014) [-]
aye no i understand. if you train them well they can handel anything
User avatar #74 to #73 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
He absolutely loves people, though. He's nothing but licks until someone's aggressive. That's when I get worried and have to put him in the bathroom for a time out
User avatar #63 - ryanfitzy (02/03/2013) [-]
Can I trade you some cool items?
User avatar #41 - Sargeras (02/02/2013) [-]
I can no longer reply to that thread... Yes, he does! We should join him.
User avatar #62 to #41 - grpeephole (02/02/2013) [-]
my body may have calmed down.... and we hit comment cap
User avatar #42 to #41 - grpeephole (02/02/2013) [-]
we should.. but first we have to figure out how to break into his dimension... that can be the first discussion!
User avatar #43 to #42 - Sargeras (02/02/2013) [-]
How we managed to defy the laws of physics. Great start to the Science club! :D
User avatar #44 to #43 - grpeephole (02/02/2013) [-]
yes it will be perfect he will have no idea what hit him
User avatar #45 to #44 - Sargeras (02/02/2013) [-]
Then we can formulate ideas about warp drives etc.
User avatar #46 to #45 - grpeephole (02/02/2013) [-]
hmm warp drives will definately be fun to make.. we will make us and him rich
User avatar #47 to #46 - Sargeras (02/02/2013) [-]
Yes! Definitely.
User avatar #48 to #47 - grpeephole (02/02/2013) [-]
but i must get running if i dont i might break my routine D: its already abit later than it should be
User avatar #49 to #48 - Sargeras (02/02/2013) [-]
Have fun! :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - grpeephole (02/02/2013) [-]
its never fun till after xD
User avatar #51 to #50 - Sargeras (02/02/2013) [-]
When you get to sit down again? xD
User avatar #52 to #51 - grpeephole (02/02/2013) [-]
well yeah when your normal breathing fully comes back
User avatar #53 to #52 - Sargeras (02/02/2013) [-]
That's true!
User avatar #54 to #53 - grpeephole (02/02/2013) [-]
bleh so much sweat
User avatar #55 to #54 - Sargeras (02/02/2013) [-]
Shower time xD
User avatar #56 to #55 - grpeephole (02/02/2013) [-]
im still scared kenjii will find a way into my house somehow
User avatar #57 to #56 - Sargeras (02/02/2013) [-]
He's probably a peeping tom. With a ladder. And a spare house key.
User avatar #58 to #57 - grpeephole (02/02/2013) [-]
that wouldnt surprize mehe probaly lifts your key when your in the shower and gets a copy made
User avatar #59 to #58 - Sargeras (02/02/2013) [-]
Yeah. I'm surprised he can see anything though xD
User avatar #60 to #59 - grpeephole (02/02/2013) [-]
or many hes faking his eye problem
User avatar #61 to #60 - Sargeras (02/02/2013) [-]
He might be..
User avatar #5 - ragenFOX ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
:3 thank you
User avatar #26 to #5 - grpeephole (01/09/2013) [-]
we ran out of space. I picked the Sumerian Name as that is infact his real name.

And pagans are True satanists are the same thing. whether the druids admit it or not :P

Satanist for the sake of being a doing **** people dont agree with is well thats not satanism thats something some guy in his basement thought up and caught on.... Of course christians love to use it as an example of satanism however

User avatar #27 to #26 - ragenFOX ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
i couldnt accept the laveyan satanism for my self, though sometimes i see my self as the center of the universe, and whenever i explain things that way it makes sense, i dont want to be that kind of nihilist, seeing everything with pure materialistic value, for example, why do i have friends? because their existence makes my existence better, why dont i kill some random person? because that might effect my existence in a negative way, no other reason at all. it makes me feel so cold as if i never liked anyone before, and nothing holds any true value, except for few and they make me confused sometimes.

i have my own views of what satan is. i dont like labels that much(&)
User avatar #28 to #27 - grpeephole (01/09/2013) [-]
Aye have you every tried meditation?
User avatar #29 to #28 - ragenFOX ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
i used to, now my meditation is driving with metal blasting from the speakers, makes me the happiest most relaxed person ever! a friend told me to do another form of meditation, but i still didnt find time.
User avatar #30 to #29 - grpeephole (01/10/2013) [-]
aye just get into a trance and that will relax you enought
User avatar #31 to #30 - ragenFOX ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
its hard for me, when i listen to almost any other music it seems blank to me(&) when i listen to metal i become the songs you know, i learned how to see every note, rhythm, melody, and the drum line all together and i focus on everything at the same time, it tickles my brain. i actually relax, my brain doesn't think of any complicated **** at the time, its just me and music in that universe, just me and music. www.youtube.com/watch?v=11A7KRvKIBw couldnt find a better track, they got removed for copy right stuff. but still, this makes me so warm inside. here is nice sweet track www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tuLkhK8Dpo
User avatar #32 to #31 - grpeephole (01/11/2013) [-]
hmmm you just need to learn how to direct that energy
User avatar #33 to #32 - ragenFOX ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
i think i handle it well, im not aggressive, i just have more extreme ideas.
share your good music(&)
User avatar #34 to #33 - grpeephole (01/11/2013) [-]
Hmmm my taste of music goes everywhere however what i mean by directing your energy was directing it to be used spiritualy :P not physically
User avatar #35 to #34 - ragenFOX ONLINE (01/12/2013) [-]
not all metal is aggressive or physical. it would be the 287563298th time if i explained what it means to me to someone. i like to give that kind of music the name "the beast" in "the beauty and the beast" because from the outside it might look like that brutal ugly monster, but when you get to know it and when it opens up for you you see how much beautiful and emotional, how it can love and how it can give, that beast is very warm inside, even when it only shows aggressiveness. its one of the few kinds of music that i can actually see and understand. for me, it is spiritual. it is art man! makes me see what others see, a translation of emotions and ideas. www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7TZdWD97sg
**** !
User avatar #36 to #35 - grpeephole (01/12/2013) [-]

Dont worry i love metal but my music taste can go from a soundtrack to classic rock to hardcore metal.
User avatar #37 to #36 - ragenFOX ONLINE (01/12/2013) [-]
that vocalist gives me a boner.... the most hardcore thing i listened to so far is this band www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXI-PGrU29g they always make me angry, thats why i dont listen to them that often, even though they are great! last week i took a 4 hour road trip going 160kmh and blasting them max volume, my speakers got ****** !
User avatar #38 to #37 - grpeephole (01/13/2013) [-]
the most hardcore i know is Anal Cunt... but well their music is just yeah.. to hardcore for me :P
User avatar #39 to #38 - ragenFOX ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
wow...you can never forget their name. lol
User avatar #40 to #39 - grpeephole (01/14/2013) [-]
you can never forget their logo :P
User avatar #6 to #5 - grpeephole (12/29/2012) [-]
however to warn you i am a satanist :P so thats why im telling you your awesome for you post
User avatar #7 to #6 - ragenFOX ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
weeell, im not very far from satanism my self. i think its a pretty cool view/religion/philosophy/whatever.
User avatar #8 to #7 - grpeephole (12/29/2012) [-]
hmmm it depends on the type you are. mine is spiritual satanism.. so its close to buddism and stuff like that.
User avatar #9 to #8 - ragenFOX ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
i dont label my self as a satanist or anything actually, i have my own views on what 'satan' means, im closer to atheist satanism, except im not 'atheist', and i dont like lavyan satanism.
User avatar #10 to #9 - grpeephole (12/29/2012) [-]
aye i acknowledge that satan exists in flesh and blood.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ragenFOX ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
in all of us? :3
User avatar #12 to #11 - grpeephole (12/30/2012) [-]
No as his own physical being. nor does he look like a monster
User avatar #13 to #12 - ragenFOX ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
hmm, interesting.(&)
i used to picture him as a very handsome man with high intelligence and a witty smile. speaks with a great voice and talented with speeches. but maybe because of what he represents to me.
User avatar #14 to #13 - grpeephole (12/31/2012) [-]
tbh he looks like thor from Avengers except he has wings :P fromt he picture dipiction ive seen.. Havent quick advanced my personal sense to be able to communicate yet.
User avatar #15 to #14 - ragenFOX ONLINE (12/31/2012) [-]
i kinda did right after i lost my faith, i was a Muslim, and when that collapsed i had a weird dream where everything around me collapsed and found my self wondering around the ruins of an ancient civilization underground where i heard a great voice shouting saying “For thousands of years, God sent men and messengers to every nation. Man after man telling their people to worship and dedicate their lives for him, man after man telling their people how to live their lives, man after man telling them what to do and what not to do, man after man telling them how to feel good and how to feel bad, telling their people that they need God… Men don’t need God! Mankind should leave the tyrant alone and live as they please!” satan came in mind when i heard it, and i thought that for a while, but later thought its just my mind speaking its thoughts.
User avatar #16 to #15 - grpeephole (12/31/2012) [-]
It may have been angels speaking to you. they dive you distorted information to send you down the wrong path. its designed to make you think its true but to keep you from your full potential as a human. This is the state most people in the world are in.
User avatar #17 to #16 - ragenFOX ONLINE (12/31/2012) [-]
why would angels do that?
User avatar #18 to #17 - grpeephole (12/31/2012) [-]
Because the are not what they made people believe. They control us currently just to feed off our energy and slowly kill us as we do **** blindly for them without questioning why our lifes are like this.

The daemons (the annunaki) are currently stuck outside our solar system and they are the ones who created us in a sort of gene splicing way they mixed their genes with the genes of the native protohumans and created us.

the Angels and Daemons are the same species just diffrent fractions. the Angels dont care for us and use us like slaves while the daemons want to guide us to becoming our own gods.
User avatar #19 to #18 - ragenFOX ONLINE (12/31/2012) [-]
OH! thats Gnosticism! i thought of that when you said its angels. youknow Gnosticism in general is to believe that there is two spiritual sides, one that created the material world and wants to trap or enslave humans, while the other part wants to free us from this material/limited existence. the way to obtain that freedom is different from a religion to another.
User avatar #20 to #19 - grpeephole (01/03/2013) [-]
but there isnt only two sides. these two sides are meerly the two that are most comment to us.
User avatar #21 to #20 - ragenFOX ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
what also do you believe? what is satan to you and how do you see god?
User avatar #22 to #21 - grpeephole (01/03/2013) [-]
Satan is Enki. the leader of the annunaki. God was a fictional story the angels made to keep us under their control.

there are more than one Gods. its once you pass a point in your spiritual advancement you reach godhood
User avatar #23 to #22 - ragenFOX ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
why call him Satan then? if he's a god of some very ancient mythology? i read a website about spiritual satanism(which i didnt know if it was a joke or not) a while ago, and it said that the worship of satan is ancient, traced back to Babylonian times, and mentioned Zoroastrianism and druzism saying that they were forms of ancient satanism, i ignored the site, zoroastrianism has a devil, or an evil god, but he does not share any characteristics with Satan.

my beliefs are materialistic, i dont believe in any religion or any form of spirituality, agnostics, but i lean towards deism, and agnostic too about that/those god/gods/creator/s(because there might be a difference) they are not spiritual, and they do not interfere in anyway with anything, if they exist. i like satanic philosophies, i've always found them very attractive, and they've always made sense to me, it effected my way of thinking. im reading satanist literature and im really loving the personality of satan or the devil more and more! Ü
User avatar #24 to #23 - grpeephole (01/05/2013) [-]
Satan was not a word created by Satanists. Satans's name in acient sumerian myths was Ea Enki. i cant remember his name in greek or norse mythology.

But the word Satan means "Enemy" in hebrew.
User avatar #25 to #24 - ragenFOX ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
it looks more like paganism than satanism(&) both cool though!
why did you pick the sumerian name, rather than another name from another mythology?
#3 - anon (07/29/2012) [-]
Thatanongirl is gone.
Skoomaholic is next! :D
User avatar #4 to #3 - grpeephole (07/29/2012) [-]
aye she was ok :P
User avatar #1 - thegirlyoudespise (07/28/2012) [-]
Hello, i screened capped some comments and your comment was one of them. I used them in my posting, if you don't want me to i will be happy to take it down
User avatar #2 to #1 - grpeephole (07/29/2012) [-]
no worries that was a fun time xD
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