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PSN: Noise_Tank-
Interests: Rapeity rape
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:5/28/2015
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You can come to me for anything if you want, I'll always be here.
And my name's Adam, pleased to meet you.

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#148 - Not anymore 5 hours ago on Are you really human? 0
#4 - Well who doesn't like Cock-a-Cola? 7 hours ago on Stud vs Sluts explained +2
#42 - Picture 7 hours ago on listen you fucking bitches,... +2
#2 - I need his cock 05/26/2015 on my morning routine 0
#2 - Picture 05/26/2015 on Fallout final boss 0
#29 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2015 on Naughty Dog +12
User avatar #120 - pumkinz (23 hours ago) [-]
that's not even from a naughty dog game tho
#111 - Picture 05/26/2015 on Beat ADDY's autism contest +1
#9821 - Long story short, I got that bitches number. Good to …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2015 on grimmwaters's profile 0
#9822 - yiffcario (05/25/2015) [-]
Well shit. Nice job mang.

I wish I had work to get time off from. Fukken hiring dude got changed for a different guy, who's on vacation. Wtf kind of management does that?
#19 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2015 on How To Do The Moonwalk +63
User avatar #96 - comexx (05/26/2015) [-]
The moonrun.
User avatar #72 - relvel (05/26/2015) [-]
How the fuck...
User avatar #73 - gravysponge (05/26/2015) [-]
Kick forwards, slide backwards, accelerate, collect rings
#5 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Quality Animation part 1 +23
#16 - fluffagus (05/26/2015) [-]
I bet....
User avatar #7 - yunnie (05/25/2015) [-]
with a face like that i will be in pain too

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Latest users (1): grimmwaters, anonymous(1).
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#9749 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
So Good - B.O.B
Ooh Aah(My Life Be Like) - Grits, Toby Mac

These songs tho.
#9775 to #9749 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
Hey there, beautiful
#9818 to #9775 - yiffcario ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
tfw you been wanting some good new 			****		 for a while and you suddenly find a large well drawn comic   
   
Sup bruv?
tfw you been wanting some good new **** for a while and you suddenly find a large well drawn comic

Sup bruv?
User avatar #9819 to #9818 - grimmwaters ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
>TFW a girl slaps you on the hip, points to a chocolate fountain and says "That\s you"
How you respond to something like that my ***** ?

Anyways how you is?
#9820 to #9819 - yiffcario ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
I...I have no idea.

At the moment alright.
What about you bruv?
#9821 to #9820 - grimmwaters ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
Long story short, I got that bitches number.

Good to hear lol, And I finally have some time off from work.
#9822 to #9821 - yiffcario ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
Well **** . Nice job mang.

I wish I had work to get time off from. Fukken hiring dude got changed for a different guy, who's on vacation. Wtf kind of management does that?
#9817 to #9775 - yiffcario has deleted their comment [-]
#9808 to #9775 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Im just telling someone cuz I'm happy bout it.   
   
Went to dermatologist for scars and asked some other questions, one of them being "is my flab from skin or fat" Cuz I lost a lot of weight, and he said that it's skin and I'm probably around 7% or under, body fat. I'm very happy about that, but the 			******		 thing is only way to fix the skin flab is surgery.   
TL;DR skin is gay.      Still tho 7%!!!    
   
Sorry mang.   
Sup tho?
Im just telling someone cuz I'm happy bout it.

Went to dermatologist for scars and asked some other questions, one of them being "is my flab from skin or fat" Cuz I lost a lot of weight, and he said that it's skin and I'm probably around 7% or under, body fat. I'm very happy about that, but the ****** thing is only way to fix the skin flab is surgery.
TL;DR skin is gay. Still tho 7%!!!

Sorry mang.
Sup tho?
#9809 to #9808 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Under 8% master race!   
			****		 I'd be proud of that, too.   
   
And I'm getting ready for twerk in an hour, you?
Under 8% master race!
**** I'd be proud of that, too.

And I'm getting ready for twerk in an hour, you?
#9810 to #9809 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
**** yeah son!
Although you were probably never fat so you ain't got the skin I do. I was never like, obese or anything, so it's not like, I have skin wings or some **** .

Going to the gym in an hour.
Just being bored right now for the most part.

I need more mods for Rimjob in the Sky tho.
#9811 to #9810 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Word my *****
Actually I was pretty chubby until 6 grade. Then puberty hit. But I'm happy for you son.

Work those buns'n thighs

www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/10168/?
www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/29624/?
#9812 to #9811 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Puberty helped, cuz I got taller and the weight looked better, but I was at the gym everyday after school, carb cut, sugar cut, lots a water. All that, must've been my fit genes privilege.

I actually look good in skinnys there....

Didn't know it came with Khajiit hair too.
I'm scared to **** something up by using that second one.


#9813 to #9812 - grimmwaters ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
I think it's the increase in height that makes the difference. I should follow your footsteps, and I think I will this summer. #Thinprivilege

the ass was fat

It shouldn't **** anything up, it's just for Galathil or if you use "showracemenu" in the console
#9814 to #9813 - yiffcario ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
#Thinprivilege all the way.

Nu uh, it's not fat.

Aight, I'm just overly scared of any mod now because I don't want **** breaking.
#9815 to #9814 - grimmwaters ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
#Hashtag#Hashtag

Well it certainly wasn't flat
#9816 to #9815 - yiffcario ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
Numbersign#

You don't know what it is.
#9777 to #9775 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
Ohstopityou.jpg

Hey what's up?
#9779 to #9777 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
Lol I just woke up, but not  much aside from weekends full of work.   
   
How bout you?
Lol I just woke up, but not much aside from weekends full of work.

How bout you?
#9781 to #9779 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
2muchwork


Bought Skyrim on steam cuz it was on sale, and figured if and when I get a better PC **** will be cash, but hey it actually runs on this laptop, but its not as pretty as I'd like.
Tell me some good mods. I may or may not have made my Khajiit girl sexier
#9782 to #9781 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Sexy Khajit girls you say?   
 www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/2666/?tab=3&navtag=http%3A%2F%2F    
   
Yes it works on the Kitty people too.
Sexy Khajit girls you say?
www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/2666/?tab=3&navtag=http%3A%2F%2F

Yes it works on the Kitty people too.
#9793 to #9782 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Also did a mod that makes all the music tracks from old Zelda games, ****** cash.
I almost downloaded this cuz I didn't know if I needed it for the Khajiit mod I already have which says "CBBE-UNP" Do you know if I need the mod you gave me? (She's flat chested and I like that, but maybe a little too flat) It already made her textures much nicer, got a mod called Cover Khajiits too, but that just makes there face look more like fur instead of smeared paint like the Vanilla game.

There's a mod for a Coyote race. I need to get Inigo, as well as any good mods that adds, random encounters, quests, weapons, armor, etc.
User avatar #9795 to #9793 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Random encounters, quests and armor== Warzones www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/9494/? It requires a lot to run, and can be a pain to install. but it's worth itttt

Stupid sexy Skyrim = You need to login to view this link

You might also need these: Skyrim Script Extender or SKSE skse.silverlock.org/
and Sky UI www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/3863/?
User avatar #9799 to #9795 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Okay so I've seen UI before but I'm not sure I want it.
User avatar #9798 to #9795 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Probably can't run it then.

***********

I gave SKSE
Dunno what Sky UI is.
#9800 to #9798 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
Sky ui is a user interface mod that makes it easier for **** to get organized.
See how stuff is organized here? It's all SkyUI and some mods are unusable without it.
It's not really a necessity until you find a mod that relies on it.

User avatar #9802 to #9800 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
I guess I could get it.
No chance of it messing things up right?
#9803 to #9802 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
It's just interface after all, not much can go wrong. But it's optional.
It's just interface after all, not much can go wrong. But it's optional.
#9805 to #9803 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
I'm just so used to the normal interface.
#9806 to #9805 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/29/2015) [-]
>Serana's FW
User avatar #9794 to #9793 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Hm...
The artist forgot the spikes.
#9796 to #9794 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
wow they did
What a nerd
#9750 to #9749 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
You did mention you liked rap.
Who's your favorite rapper? excluding M&Ms
#9751 to #9750 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
Barely. Well now I can't answer Idk I guess Macklemore. Unless I can pick Bo Burnham.
#9752 to #9751 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
Macklemore has some goood beats.
My sister hates him though, because he's a cis white male rapper.
#9753 to #9752 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
Well I like Eminem a lot. Bo Burnham if you count him is great too.

But those two songs I listed I freakin' love now.
#9754 to #9753 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
Course I'll list Bo Burnham he has talent.

And Ill give those songs a listen.
#9756 to #9754 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
You nevuh replied.
#9757 to #9756 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
Because I'm racist
I actually lost the tab
#9758 to #9757 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
We all are on the internet.
wat
#9759 to #9758 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
Chrome crashed and I lost muh tabs

Also So Good is p good
#9760 to #9759 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
I think that song is so cool. Just a big list of places and **** .
#9761 to #9760 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
****** good son.

But what's no bueno is that I'm re-installing MGR
#9762 to #9761 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
That's real ****** .
I guess the only logical thing to do is get an xbone and play that free mmorpg that just got released with me.
#9763 to #9762 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
A friend of mine actually did get an xbox 1 recently, which game is free for it?
#9764 to #9763 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Well there's multiple free games every month.
But NeverWinter just came out, and I love it.
#9765 to #9764 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Oh **** it's free on Steam too.
#9766 to #9765 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Na man xbone.   
 plz   
another fj friend told me weeks ago he was definitely getting it, then came the day to get it and he came home with a piss4.
Na man xbone.
plz
another fj friend told me weeks ago he was definitely getting it, then came the day to get it and he came home with a piss4.
#9767 to #9766 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
The Only Thing I Feel for Real

There will be feels
#9768 to #9767 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Feels of Nature
#9769 to #9768 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
So I was playing Crysis 2 and then-
#9770 to #9769 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Well, there's a reaction image.

All those hexagons, ***** must be a CEO for e621.
#9755 to #9754 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
Seems like a cool guy too.

inb4 don't like em
#9785 to #9735 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
That's a pretty sweet ride.    
4 cylinders so it's good on gas too.   
 And customizable.
That's a pretty sweet ride.
4 cylinders so it's good on gas too.
And customizable.
#9786 to #9785 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
too bad the windows don't work
or did i already tell you that?
#9787 to #9786 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Automatic windows? Cuz if so, I feel that, my car has a window that's getting there.   
   
And I'm just hearing that now
Automatic windows? Cuz if so, I feel that, my car has a window that's getting there.

And I'm just hearing that now
#9788 to #9787 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
if i started to lower it down, i realize if i tried to put it back up it's not going back up
#9789 to #9788 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Oh God
Mine's at the point where it moves, but just ssssuuuuuuppeeerrrr sslllooowwwllyyyyy
#9790 to #9789 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
thats 			******		 up
thats ****** up
#9797 to #9792 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
>Wait a minute, HOW DO YOU KNOW MY MOTHER?
>Wait a minute, HOW DO YOU KNOW MY MOTHER?
User avatar #9801 to #9797 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
i missed your reply
BECAUSE SLEEP
#9804 to #9801 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
t's k Sleep is mportant
t's k Sleep is mportant
#9737 to #9736 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
whats up grim
whats up grim
#9738 to #9737 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
Not much lol, addy blocked me.

You?
User avatar #9739 to #9738 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
how did that happen?
#9741 to #9740 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
thats just too good
but i dont want him banning all of us
#9742 to #9741 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
Thanks. But there was no ban, just blockage.

It's been happening more frequently lately.
#9743 to #9742 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
i cant tell if he blocked me or not   
all i said on one of his content was just addy eat a snickers
i cant tell if he blocked me or not
all i said on one of his content was just addy eat a snickers
#9744 to #9743 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
Well if he did he'd be himself, which means he'll try to launch nukes at America.
Well if he did he'd be himself, which means he'll try to launch nukes at America.
#9745 to #9744 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
itl be sad if this place goes
itl be sad if this place goes
#9748 to #9745 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
For real, I don't know where i'd go if that happened.
#9771 to #9748 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
i missed that reply
now i feel like a jerk
sorry
#9772 to #9771 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
its ok bby
its ok bby
#9773 to #9772 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
so whats up
#9774 to #9773 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
Work, lol   
   
You?
Work, lol

You?
User avatar #9776 to #9774 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
went to the store
did some driving a little bit in the parking lot
was fun
#9778 to #9776 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
Yo driving is one of my favorite things to do.  And it'll just get better once you get your own car.   
   
You have a license?
Yo driving is one of my favorite things to do. And it'll just get better once you get your own car.

You have a license?
User avatar #9780 to #9778 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
unfortunately no
i'll get it soon though
#9783 to #9780 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
What kind of car were you in?   
   
Just out of curiosity.
What kind of car were you in?

Just out of curiosity.
#9784 to #9783 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
a blue caviler
#9667 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
itunes stop being ****** for ya?
#9727 to #9667 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
I know, I just needed to tell someone lel
#9728 to #9727 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
Sall good.

Ay yo you play War Thunder? Cuzzz u should play with me bby.
#9729 to #9728 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
♥♥   
   
Nope, but I do know of it. And it is awesome.
♥♥

Nope, but I do know of it. And it is awesome.
#9730 to #9729 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
I want to play with friends
#9731 to #9730 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
Maybe when I finish Bioshock and Crysis 2


Maybe when I finish Bioshock and Crysis 2
User avatar #9732 to #9731 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
Okaaay... :Ccccc
#9733 to #9732 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
Forgive me bbby

;_;
#9734 to #9733 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
Iz okay
#9746 to #9734 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
The hip game is real doe
#9668 to #9667 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
Will itunes ever stop being 			****		? Probably not, but i did put all my songs back on lel.   
   
How you is bby?
Will itunes ever stop being **** ? Probably not, but i did put all my songs back on lel.

How you is bby?
#9706 to #9668 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
I have no idea if the user I just befriended is a ********** or not.
#9707 to #9706 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
Innocent until proven guilty, amirite?
#9709 to #9707 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
But what's up with you mang?
#9708 to #9707 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
I...I still don't know, They know Japanese it really seems, they say some things that seem ************** , but they also hold normal and friendly conversations. Their location says Tokyo Japan but it's not like that's proof or anything.
I like them either way, but I'd like to know if I'm not retarded and talking to someone who's acting.

The **** they post is cute tho.
#9710 to #9708 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
Well, if they post good things in friendly conversation, I'd think they're good.
Unless they really are acting

But yea, I've been k.
You?
#9711 to #9710 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
I think they're legit from Japan.
I'm a paranoid ass *****

Just k? Why not mixtape master status?
Bored mostly, drank some with couple of friends at one of their houses, his fukken dad smoked up with the other friend, **** was funny.
#9712 to #9711 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
If they are, they could probably get intel on why Konami fired Kojima. This is a reconnaissance mission.
This message will explode in 5 seconds

Mainly cuz I've been pretty tired lol.
Damn that's awesome. Father-child weed burning
#9713 to #9712 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
HOW CAN THAT HAPPEN
aw ****

Sleep son.
It was actually father-son's friend weed burning.
His son can't smoke, he a marine that leaves soon.
#9714 to #9713 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
Damn tell that 			*****		 I said safe travels.   
   
   Also this
Damn tell that ***** I said safe travels.

Van Canto - Wishmaster (Official) Also this
#9715 to #9714 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
Aight.

What the ****
#9716 to #9715 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
Riddly-diddly-diddly-diddly   
Riddly-diddly-diddly-diddly   
Riddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly   
   
Actually since I found that song, I've been listening to Van Canto non-stop
Riddly-diddly-diddly-diddly
Riddly-diddly-diddly-diddly
Riddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly

Actually since I found that song, I've been listening to Van Canto non-stop
#9717 to #9716 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
I heard that. I just woke up from a nap so **** was weird to comprehend.

I did that with like, 2 Fall Out Boy albums. Those songs went from 0 listens to around 50 real quick.
#9718 to #9717 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]


I'm trying so hard not to make a zero to 100 reference ***** real quick

And I failed.
#9719 to #9718 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
I don't get it. I assume Drake reference....I don't listen to him or the majority of that style of music.
#9720 to #9719 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
I only know that song through a friend

It ain't even that great
#9721 to #9720 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
My marine friend ended up hearing a lot of that music at boot camp, he's played a few songs when we hung out, I think only one song I heard by Drake was even "okay"
I heard a B.O.B song that sounded good tho.
#9722 to #9721 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
So, I accidentally downloaded an Canto's entire discography..

It's great
#9724 to #9722 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
"an Canto"
an hero


Idk who that is tho
#9725 to #9724 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
RIDDLYDIDDLYDIDDLYDIDDLY   
RIDDLYDIDDLYDIDDLYDIDDLY   
   
They coo.
RIDDLYDIDDLYDIDDLYDIDDLY
RIDDLYDIDDLYDIDDLYDIDDLY

They coo.
#9726 to #9725 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
Oooh.

Still not my music style tho..

Soz mang.
User avatar #9723 to #9722 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
Van Canto's*
#9700 to #9699 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
I'm Surprised they didn't throw Hikari-Chan in there
#9703 to #9700 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
That guy was tho.
#9692 to #9668 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
Look at this **** son.
I think this is one of the cutest pics I have.







I GOT THIS **** FROM A DOUJIN! FROM POOOORRRRNNNNN
#9693 to #9692 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
Awww :3
She's doing the :3
#9694 to #9693 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
I knoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I also found a super hot image for the face alone. Buuuuuuut it's gay.


Sup mang?
#9695 to #9694 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
Tryna share the pic tho?

I'm actually about to head to bread. It's Easter and its gonna be a rrrreeeeeeeeeeeal bitch at work tomorrow/later.
#9696 to #9695 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
The cute one or the porn? I need excuses to post that cute one, holy **** I love it.

Happy Easter, good night, good luck!
#9697 to #9696 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
Whynotboth?.jpg   
   
Thanks bruv! I'll save you some Jesus Juice ♥
Whynotboth?.jpg

Thanks bruv! I'll save you some Jesus Juice ♥
#9698 to #9697 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
Here's the face from the pic.
#9701 to #9698 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
It's cute ♥

Also I made a killing on Easter, son. $668 in tips.
Too bad all tips got split up evenly ;_;
#9702 to #9701 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
And hot, it's mixed feelings.
But I love it.

Damn son. How much you end up with?
I need money, and a buddy to gym with.
#9704 to #9702 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
At the end of he day, everyone had $200. So worth it.   
   
Sell yourself on the street, that way you get money from your clients and exercise through running from cops.
At the end of he day, everyone had $200. So worth it.

Sell yourself on the street, that way you get money from your clients and exercise through running from cops.
#9705 to #9704 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
Baller.

Aight, good plan.
#9669 to #9668 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
Damnit crapple.
It's cool you got your songs tho.

I'm alright. Bored, music, applying to some store.

You?
#9671 to #9669 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
I feel ya, Which  store you applying to?   
   
I've been sick 5 days now, and  just got a call from a friend to wake up and go with them to the city. I dunno how I feel, but I'm going.
I feel ya, Which store you applying to?

I've been sick 5 days now, and just got a call from a friend to wake up and go with them to the city. I dunno how I feel, but I'm going.

#9672 to #9671 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
Place called Christmas Tree Shop, even though it's mainly furniture, house decor, and stuff.

When I'm sick I do the same thing, unless I'm really sick, otherwise I just have fun and do **** like normal.

dem mods.
#9673 to #9672 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
Christmas Tree Shop has some cool 			****		. Working there, you could probably get some cool stuff for your own home.   
   
I've been trying to stay indoors, moreso than usual. But maybe a trip is what I need.   
Also happy April Fools, yyaaaayyyyy
Christmas Tree Shop has some cool **** . Working there, you could probably get some cool stuff for your own home.

I've been trying to stay indoors, moreso than usual. But maybe a trip is what I need.
Also happy April Fools, yyaaaayyyyy
#9674 to #9673 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
Maybe, but money would be good enough.

I try to keep moving when I'm sick, don't let it defeat me.
Happy April Fools. I've been tricked once today so far but I'm waiting for huge tricks.
#9686 to #9674 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
Here's a good April Fool cp.nintendo.co.jp/us/

Vote for someone you want in Smash!
#9688 to #9686 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
Pfft.

I threw in Sora cuz I saw other people suggesting other company's characters.
#9690 to #9688 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/03/2015) [-]
But we already have Sora. And Wall-E, and Elsa and Judge Dredd and King Kong And Master Chief, Rocky and Astro-Boy.

Haha, soccermoms
#9691 to #9690 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/03/2015) [-]
Shulk is Sora.
Wall E is ROB
Elsa is Rosalina
Judge Dredd is Captain Falcon
King Kong expand Dong
Chief is Samus?
and **** boy is Mega **** Man
I get em all right?
Still tho Sora would be sick, final smash is Final Form or some **** , magic for range attacks, you he's a god tier aerial fighter.

Someone on Tumblr said he wants Blaze. Blaze would be awesome too.
#9692 to #9691 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/03/2015) [-]
7/7 All correct   
He would be pretty awesome though, as well as Blaze. But what would be 420's final smash?
7/7 All correct
He would be pretty awesome though, as well as Blaze. But what would be 420's final smash?
#9693 to #9692 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/03/2015) [-]
Idk some vertical fire tornado? Time Travel like Sonic 06? Big Fire explosion?
Make all other players get blurred vision and hear nothing but "smoke weed erryday" for 30 seconds?
User avatar #9664 - shadowrated ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
u da real mvp
#9665 to #9664 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
Thanks bby ♥
I didn't even post a lot, I don't know wtf happened.
User avatar #9666 to #9665 - shadowrated ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
yeah ive noticed. you've been my virtual friend longer than any other user. 4 years funnyjunk.com/user/shadowrated/1 . you were the first to comment on my profile and you've never been mean to any fj'er user. i cant think of a nicer fj that ive met online

i appreciate your friendship bro
#9670 to #9666 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
It's been 4 years already? Damn and thanks man I just never see the point in being mean to people.   
   
So How you doing?
It's been 4 years already? Damn and thanks man I just never see the point in being mean to people.

So How you doing?
User avatar #9675 to #9670 - shadowrated ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
good, eating some sausage muffins. ***** good
User avatar #9676 to #9675 - shadowrated ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
how are you mr adam?
#9677 to #9676 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
Sausage muffins? Sounds fancy.
And I just came back from a trip to the city and copped this sick mixtape.
****** straight fire, Joel.
User avatar #9678 to #9677 - shadowrated ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
"Footwork"  - Shifty Lee

just checked out a song on that mixtape, fam. ***** fire
#9679 to #9678 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
I mean the guy's legit not bad:   
>He has nice flow   
>He and his companions can hold a beat   
Only thing is they overuse the hook.   
I can look passed that, but overall 7/10
I mean the guy's legit not bad:
>He has nice flow
>He and his companions can hold a beat
Only thing is they overuse the hook.
I can look passed that, but overall 7/10
User avatar #9680 to #9679 - shadowrated ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
he has the metaphors, the image, and his multis are bomb. 9/11
#9681 to #9680 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
>Multis are bomb   
>9/11   
lelll
>Multis are bomb
>9/11
lelll
User avatar #9684 to #9683 - shadowrated ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
lol
#9685 to #9684 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
That gif is so fuggin small
User avatar #9600 - giffythetoad (03/12/2015) [-]
Ebony & Ivory-Stevie Wonder & Sir Paul McCartney :3
#9654 to #9539 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
Yeah I have no ill disposition toward U2, but they're getting all the heat for Apples **** ups. And that's ****** up

it's best you don't. On a scale from yes to no, it'll delete your ****

everyone's a little gay sometimes
#9656 to #9654 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
....How? The **** could they have done?
"Yeah sorry guys, we didn't mean to mess up this company we don't own or run. Our bad."

Well my Ipod is jailbroken, not for stealing or anything, I just wanted that sick pipboy theme.

Futa ***** .
#9658 to #9656 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
Everyone's mad because U2 willingly let their album get forced onto idevices. People blame them and not Apple, which ain't right

I've always been too much of a bitch to jailbreak mine, but damn it lets you do cool **** .

u know it
#9659 to #9658 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
>they can just remove the albums

You can do so much, and I do none of it.

"Going to come" Way to spell Japs.

I still like the one I sent you.
#9660 to #9659 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
>TFW it doesn't show up in your library
So unfortunaately, you can't
Yea but the Pip Boy is pretty sweet doe

>English

lel I remember it
#9661 to #9660 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
That's weird and retarded.

>Imma just blame the japs anyway.

Kinda makes me wish Addy didn't put a ban on cub/loli etc
#9631 to #9539 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
I usually refer to it as tumblrs gym for ***** n giggles lel

But after seeing how brutal this winter was still is, I realized waiting for a V8 to heat up isn't fun.
#9632 to #9631 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]


This winter was a joke in terms of snow/cold for me. There was a long stretch of snow, but never a super cold/really bad day.
#9633 to #9632 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
Love you ♥♥

True it wasn't as cold as it could've been, but driving or walking in a blizzard?
Nah I ain't having that **** bruh
#9634 to #9633 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
It's the cheapest gym okay!
It has what I need because I'm not trying to get swole :c

You've had blizzards? I wouldn't call any of what we got blizzards..
#9635 to #9634 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
No I agree, it's a good gym if you're main goal isn't to blow up and then act like you don't know nobody    
But really it's the perfect gym for people like us.   
   
As a new york peasant, I can say that Long Island got 			*******		 on
No I agree, it's a good gym if you're main goal isn't to blow up and then act like you don't know nobody
But really it's the perfect gym for people like us.

As a new york peasant, I can say that Long Island got ******* on
#9636 to #9635 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
General tone, and fat loss.

Pfft. Should move here then. Free gym.
#9637 to #9636 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
And a sea of treadmills/ellipticals    
   
>But no money   
How do move?
And a sea of treadmills/ellipticals

>But no money
How do move?
#9638 to #9637 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
Ya.

Hitchhike, S the D for cab fare.
#9639 to #9638 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
I'l try.   
   
On a sidenote, i			**************		tunes just deleted 			*****************
I'l try.

On a sidenote, i ************** tunes just deleted *****************
#9640 to #9639 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
Do et.

Wtf happened?
#9641 to #9640 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
Steve Jobs is jewing it up from beyond the grave, and basically this happened   
appleinsider.com/articles/14/12/03/apple-accused-of-deleting-songs-from-ipods-without-users-knowledge   
   
And now I gotta put all my stuff back in manually
Steve Jobs is jewing it up from beyond the grave, and basically this happened
appleinsider.com/articles/14/12/03/apple-accused-of-deleting-songs-from-ipods-without-users-knowledge

And now I gotta put all my stuff back in manually
#9642 to #9641 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
Seriously, Apple is the worst company.

****** as **** .
#9643 to #9642 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
So then I spend 3 hours putting the songs back on yesterday, then I get up this morning to add some more and it happens again.

the rage is strong
#9644 to #9643 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
I'm not hooking my Ipod up to my computer until this is definitely dealt with.   
			*******		 Apple making EA look like saints.
I'm not hooking my Ipod up to my computer until this is definitely dealt with.
******* Apple making EA look like saints.
#9645 to #9644 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
lol I thought the same thing.
Sure EA ***** up hard, but Apple is the epitome of greed and selfishness.

Should've bought the Zune
#9646 to #9645 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
Their consumer base is just the huge group of idiotic fanboys, so no chance they'll go down anytime soon.

You'd be the second person I know that has one.

<What have I done
#9647 to #9646 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
It's a shame they focus more on quantity than quality   
   
I didn't know people actually still had those. Feels like they just faded out of existence.   
   
God's work, son
It's a shame they focus more on quantity than quality

I didn't know people actually still had those. Feels like they just faded out of existence.

God's work, son
#9648 to #9647 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
They focus on money.

Only person I know who has one is gay, if that's saying anything about the Zune.
#9650 to #9648 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
Money and a free U2 album to clutter their devices so people stop playing music that wasn't bought on itunes   
   
lel I'd expect that from Apple users, seeing how faggy their programs are
Money and a free U2 album to clutter their devices so people stop playing music that wasn't bought on itunes

lel I'd expect that from Apple users, seeing how faggy their programs are
#9651 to #9650 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
I like some U2 songs. But that is not an apology.
I don't even update my ipod or itunes, cuz I don't want **** messed with.

Maybe they're all closet gays.
#9596 to #9539 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
Send help
#9607 to #9596 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
7 days 			*******		 then I disappear forever.   
   
Sup mang?
7 days ******* then I disappear forever.

Sup mang?
User avatar #9611 to #9607 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
But here have this
( 'ω' )
User avatar #9649 to #9611 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
Unrelated. But I liked the occurance.

>Spray in TF2 is my favorite Lucaporn pic.
>spray it on enemy side mid fight
>Get complimented for mid fight sneaky breeky spray
>adds me as friend
Well **** .
Thanks based Lucaporn.
#9652 to #9649 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
Looks you found a new butt buddy ♥
Looks you found a new butt buddy ♥
#9653 to #9652 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
Das gay doe
#9609 to #9607 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
Yoo sorry I've been inactive, I had a friend come in from upstate, so I had to entertain him for a while.

How you doin bby?
#9613 to #9609 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
Yo it's cool, my best bro came back from Boot camp.

Hanging with him, friends, and other than that, nothing exciting.
Yooooooooo get Don't Starve Together.
#9614 to #9613 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
Oh 			****		 how long's he been away?   
   
For me it usually consists of Applebees, 7/11, burning the weeds and Super Smash.   
I would, but I'm a cheap nugga
Oh **** how long's he been away?

For me it usually consists of Applebees, 7/11, burning the weeds and Super Smash.
I would, but I'm a cheap nugga
#9615 to #9614 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
Like 3 months.

**** yeah Applebees.
D:
#9616 to #9615 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
Best wishes my 			*****		 ♥   
   
Half apps are my life   
( 'ω' )
Best wishes my *****

Half apps are my life
( 'ω' )
#9617 to #9616 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
***** been fun

Dat chips and dip thing they have.
So fukken good.
Also fridays has that unlimited apps for $12
#9618 to #9617 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]

Those boneless wings are everything,
and Friday's pot stickers are so baller.

So how you been?
#9619 to #9618 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
Dude I did the $12 unlimited recently, I fukken regret not getting the flatbreads earlier in. So good.

Pretty good, tryna get back to going to the gym.
Borderlands collection comes out soon, hyped.

You?
#9620 to #9619 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
Didn't know you lift?   
I still need to play BL1 Why am I so casul   
   
Not much, waiting for a response from a job offer I got, and fixing cars
Didn't know you lift?
I still need to play BL1 Why am I so casul

Not much, waiting for a response from a job offer I got, and fixing cars
#9621 to #9620 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
Er. Sure. Just kinda tryna get thin and have like, no fat at all.
wtf man.

Yooo more money?
#9622 to #9621 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
I kid, Treadmills are great   
Yea I know, I gotta stebbit up   
   
I could only hope, if these 			******		 could reply to emails lol
I kid, Treadmills are great
Yea I know, I gotta stebbit up

I could only hope, if these ****** could reply to emails lol
#9623 to #9622 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
I do lift, I'm just not trying to get swole.
Do it son

Go cut em up, and tell em check their emails.
#9624 to #9623 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
This summer's gonna be filled with a hole lot of slimming down   
   
And saving up
This summer's gonna be filled with a hole lot of slimming down

And saving up
#9625 to #9624 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
If ya lived near me I can get ya into my gym for free.

For what tho
#9627 to #9625 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
Which gym? Gold's Gym?

For stuff and things, like an autostart for my damn car
#9628 to #9627 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
Pewter City Gym. Planet Fitness inb4 hate

Why you need an autostart?
#9629 to #9628 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
I have a fried who goes there, is it true about the pizza days? Also I can't hate someone for trying to better themselves, that's racist

My car is an old beast and they weren't invented in 1992.
#9630 to #9629 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
Never went on pizza day, but I assume it's true. A lot of ppl hate Planet Fitness.

I can understand not having one, I don't have one and my car is an '07, but why do you want one? Be a man ***** .
User avatar #9603 to #9602 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
llleeeeeeeeelll
#9604 to #9603 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
Did you win?
#9605 to #9604 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
Sadly, no   
&gt;TFW no one wants me
Sadly, no
>TFW no one wants me
#9606 to #9605 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
It's alright, Addy is lame anyway,
User avatar #9599 to #9596 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
This is adorable and I'm going to listen to it until I hate it. Sleeping With Sirens - James Dean & Audrey Hepburn (Acoustic version)
#9597 to #9596 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
Na, this is this kinda problem, that isn't a problem.
#9560 to #9539 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Hell yea I'm on board with that, a dick is fine too   
   
			************		 Cervantes and Dampierre, all other bitches 			****		 outta there.
Hell yea I'm on board with that, a dick is fine too

************ Cervantes and Dampierre, all other bitches **** outta there.
#9576 to #9560 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
I ordered da drawing tablet.

What else should I do to this sign? I know it's limitless but I have no ideas other than "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams."
#9577 to #9576 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
Noice, should I expect some OC pr0nz?

I have no idea, I'm just being a generic bastard
#9578 to #9577 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
When I git good.

I want to abuse the sign but shiiiiit wat dooo
#9579 to #9578 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
Welcome to the Git Gud Factory   
Featuring, this took a long time to make.   
   
puu.sh/guzGm/a1f386ae02.gif   
Fullsize if you want it.
Welcome to the Git Gud Factory
Featuring, this took a long time to make.

puu.sh/guzGm/a1f386ae02.gif
Fullsize if you want it.
User avatar #9608 to #9582 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
I like the pop culture of this game, it's a shame I don't like it.
User avatar #9610 to #9608 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
Well you better start liking it.

Or don't I'm not a cop
User avatar #9612 to #9610 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
Well I won't.

Or not I'm not a decisive person.
#9583 to #9582 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
I use the term when regarding Amaterasu porn.

Sup mang?
#9584 to #9583 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
Makes good sense actually

Just playing Skrim when Phinis got a little drunk lel
You?
#9585 to #9584 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
Praise it hard bittchh

>Bringer of ****
> ***********
They should have been both one handed to dual wield it.

Music, probably Civ in a like a minute.

<Someone said this to me. In this case faggot was meaning gay dude. ***** wants me gay.
I love this quote.
#9586 to #9585 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
All day errrydayyy

It felt appropriate to have one of each, IdK why exactly
Watch out for Ghandi nugga

Well you better get used to bottoming, cuz that is a good quote
#9587 to #9586 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
Off to e621.

Fair enough.
Last game, everyone in the game went to war with him, I joined, and took him off the map.

Oh no, he's glad that I'm top. He is less than pleased that I'm straight however.

I think I'm out of signs now.
#9588 to #9587 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
To /d/, or not to /d/?
Rip Ghandi, at least he has better nukes than Best Korea.

I see where he's coming from, taking it is pretty fun.
Make more, you have the technology.
#9589 to #9588 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
Wut
You can actually play as Korea with dlc, not north or south, it's just Korea. And apparently they're pretty good. I'm playing as Poland and going for science victory. Poland can into space.

Aight.
I do, but what make?
#9590 to #9589 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
You need to login to view this link You've probably seen worse

Make.. I dunno so here's Law n Order SVU
#9591 to #9590 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
Ew humans.

pfft.
#9594 to #9593 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
I have no idea what I'm doing
#9595 to #9594 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
You're doing god's work.
#9580 to #9579 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
No idea when I'd use it but saved.
#9561 to #9560 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Pfft. Easy to please.    
   
Cervantes is nuts if you're good with him. Dampierre is amazing.   
I'm an asshole god with Natsu though.
Pfft. Easy to please.

Cervantes is nuts if you're good with him. Dampierre is amazing.
I'm an asshole god with Natsu though.
#9562 to #9561 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
I don't need a lot, Aside from girth    
   
Dat ho is mad quick, Siegfried is no match. Though he's mainly my fun character, along with Voldo.
I don't need a lot, Aside from girth

Dat ho is mad quick, Siegfried is no match. Though he's mainly my fun character, along with Voldo.
#9563 to #9562 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
4.25in girth good?

Bad memories with Voldo cuz of a friend who is a master at SC.
#9564 to #9563 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
I'll take it, I'll take two    
   
That's how I felt about Fox in SSB Brawl..
I'll take it, I'll take two

That's how I felt about Fox in SSB Brawl..
#9565 to #9564 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Oh gawd.

Fox is so ******* fast.
#9566 to #9565 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
You know it    
   
Now in terms of speed, he has nothing on Little Crack Mac
You know it

Now in terms of speed, he has nothing on Little Crack Mac
#9567 to #9566 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Go get a girthy toy from Bad Dragon then.

That's running speed. I'm talking attack speed. Fox let's out 7 kicks mid air in like a single second.
#9568 to #9567 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
That requires funds, but I've got enough for now    
   
I thought it was 5?   
Also Little Crack's Super Armor smash attacks lel. Shulk and Mac are arguably the most broken characters.
That requires funds, but I've got enough for now

I thought it was 5?
Also Little Crack's Super Armor smash attacks lel. Shulk and Mac are arguably the most broken characters.
#9569 to #9568 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
They're expensive. If you end up actually getting one, I'm curious as to which one you choose.

I think I counted at one point, maybe I'm mixing with the Wii fighter, don't remember.
Shulk is too linear, I was excited for him but he's so....linear...Strong but damn.
#9570 to #9569 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
I'm considering my options, but if someone were to get me one as a gift, I'd go with Chance    
   
Yep it's 5, Source: I just played, and got rekt.   
Linear how? I  thought his Arts were pretty spiffy.
I'm considering my options, but if someone were to get me one as a gift, I'd go with Chance

Yep it's 5, Source: I just played, and got rekt.
Linear how? I thought his Arts were pretty spiffy.
#9571 to #9570 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Dat length tho.

Wonder where I got 7 from...
Straight to either side, straight up. His smash attacks.
#9572 to #9571 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
>TFW I can take a footlong sub

Ok I see what you mean. Though they can be angled, and his smashes are generally powerful.
Not like Captain Crunch/Ganondorf's elbow tho, holy Jesus.
#9573 to #9572 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
You've checked?

He's strong, but still. Too linear. Ike all the way.
Holy **** the elbow.
#9574 to #9573 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Indeed I have

His attacks could use some more pizzazz, but at least he has BACKSLASH
>TFW elbow
#9575 to #9574 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Using??

BACKSLASH is annoying, I like the move but stfu Shulk.
pepsi

You hear about/see FNAF3?
#9540 to #9539 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
I like this one.   
I'm keeping this one
I like this one.
I'm keeping this one
#9541 to #9540 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
Dat ***** from the Ginyu force.



You know Geth right?
#9542 to #9541 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
**** yea. Ginyu

And yis I am familiar
#9543 to #9542 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
That new Dragon Ball game is dope.

A friend sent me something.......interesting.
#9544 to #9543 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
Xenoverse is hype **** . I can't wait to buy it.

What kind of interesting?
#9545 to #9544 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
Gets hard so grinding is needed. I'm able to go Super Saiyan 2 at the moment.

< A.....certain kind of interesting.
#9546 to #9545 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
But character customization doeee   
   
Ok, you've piqued my interests..
But character customization doeee

Ok, you've piqued my interests..
#9547 to #9546 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
Oh god I know, I'm actually planning on buying it. It seemed like only worth renting but shiiiiiiit it's fun.

It's at 1/4 speed, at the bottom on the right there is a plus and minus to increase or slow down the speed.
gfycat.com/LivelyJoyousCaiman#?speed=0.25

"I'll take eight, NO, nine divine sluts!"
#9548 to #9547 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
After watching the trailer for that game, I felt as excited as I was for MGRs trailers.   
   
'Dat SFM. Those guys really know what's guuud
After watching the trailer for that game, I felt as excited as I was for MGRs trailers.

'Dat SFM. Those guys really know what's guuud

#9549 to #9548 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
Wish you had xbone to play it with me.

Yeah, just wish it was my Geth from ME online. Or at the least, it was a soldier. I think Geth are sexier in armor. What's wrong with me?
#9550 to #9549 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
PeeCee mustard raec   
   
Nothing at all, I think Poison is one of the hottest faggots bitches around.   
&gt;Inb4 'u gaye'
PeeCee mustard raec

Nothing at all, I think Poison is one of the hottest faggots bitches around.
>Inb4 'u gaye'
#9551 to #9550 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
Yet you're getting a piss4. A console with no good exclusives and a company that got hacked twice, and one of the times was by the biggest joke on the planet. North Korea.
Yes, many shots fired. I say dis cuz I wanna game wit u bby, pls no hate me

Poison?
#9552 to #9551 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
Too l8 bb
I already love you

Yes, also this funnyjunk.com/nsfw/eGeYLrT/Just+lose+it/
Make sure your speakers are low
#9553 to #9552 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
YOU GOT ONE?! hrtbrkn
Fullhomo

Idk who poison is. Unless you mean the band. Just lose it, ah ah ah ah ah.
#9554 to #9553 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
No... But still fullhomo

Dis bitch from Street Fighter/Final Fight
#9555 to #9554 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
I'll make it the fullest homo if you get xbone. Cmon, multiple dudes on here have said they want me, you do this, and you get bragging rights for gettin' dis white boy.

Oooh, I don't play Street Fighter.
#9556 to #9555 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
That's very tempting, I.. Senpai..   
   
Me neither, I just want to 			****		 like the character
That's very tempting, I.. Senpai..

Me neither, I just want to **** like the character
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#9558 to #9557 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
I'll show you why they call me &quot;Black Lighter&quot;~~   The homo is too real    
   
IVY up in this bitch. She and Tira are bonertown
I'll show you why they call me "Black Lighter"~~ The homo is too real

IVY up in this bitch. She and Tira are bonertown
#9559 to #9558 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
I don't get it 2gay4me Plus fuku I'm dom. Straight = dom. Except for the fact I would totally submit to pegging if I had a gf.


******* Ivy. She a bitch and I suck as her. All about that Natsu life. Oh you mean sexually. Yeah, Ivy a hoe, and Tira is noice.
User avatar #9516 - DeathclawRulez (03/04/2015) [-]
MGSV's special edition comes with Big Boss' ******* arm!
#9519 to #9516 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
**** I need it
I already missed out on Raiden's freakin Electro-globe sword
User avatar #9520 to #9519 - DeathclawRulez (03/04/2015) [-]
I don't even have a PS4 yet and i'm contemplating on preordering it, i can part with 100 dollars.
#9521 to #9520 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
Yo do it if you can.

I just need a few more days at work to be able to afford that.
#9522 to #9521 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
***** you getting a piss 4??
#9523 to #9522 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
I'd like to get one on layaway at gamestop, but at the same time I don't wanna support gamesop
#9524 to #9523 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Why piss4 though?
#9525 to #9524 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
So I can be one of the cool kids ;_;
So I can be one of the cool kids ;_;
#9527 to #9525 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Brkin muh hrt mang
#9526 to #9525 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
>Piss 4
>Cool
#9528 to #9526 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
;-;   
Forgive me.    
But I'm still saving up lol. After taxes and 			****		 I might eke out something
;-;
Forgive me.
But I'm still saving up lol. After taxes and **** I might eke out something
#9530 to #9528 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
I seem to cause our chats to drop, sorry man, wasn't tryna be negative, just talking.
With the piss4 you get a lot of indie games so that's cool.
#9531 to #9530 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
lol its not your fault, I just had to go to sleep. I have work again finally
lol its not your fault, I just had to go to sleep. I have work again finally
#9534 to #9531 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Na man, an hero.

How much you making?
#9535 to #9534 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
$10/hour in a 36 hour work week. It's ok for now.
So what brand of tablet are you looking for?
#9536 to #9535 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
More than I'm making.

The one all my friends have and people always say to get.
Wacom Bamboo.
#9537 to #9536 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
Ayy my sister has that one. It can be used as a mouse/touchpad too so it's pretty magical.

Though I'm pretty sure those features come with the high-horse models
#9538 to #9537 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
I'll take what I can get as long as it isn't garbage.
#9529 to #9528 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
In a non biased point of view, I still don't support the piss4 but whatever, you do what you do man.
I need to save up too, but money situation is just getting worse and worse. Only good thing is that I don't have to save up too much, it's only around $70.
#9532 to #9529 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Yo 70 is not a whole lot to save up, what you need it for?
#9533 to #9532 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Drawing tablet, but like I said, even saving up for that is hard to do.
Anyway, sup mang?
User avatar #9518 to #9515 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
>Not using regular dirty Webm
#9517 to #9515 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
Agatha is actually pretty damn good, she's just close range.
#9474 to #9425 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
Going out on a limb and saying its cropped

And #9265 is too lewd not to be
#9511 to #9510 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
Oh my gad thanks   
   
Heterochromia is awesome
Oh my gad thanks

Heterochromia is awesome
#9512 to #9511 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
Yeah it is.
I posted in the comments, felt kinds weird though. Kinda creepy to post such a close up.
#9513 to #9512 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
Oh you did?   
I didn't see it.    
Time to go look
Oh you did?
I didn't see it.
Time to go look
#9509 to #9474 - yiffcario has deleted their comment [-]
#9491 to #9490 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
THAT'S HYPER REALISTIC

I wonder what a Lucario's fur feels like
#9492 to #9491 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
Well the chest is pretty fluffy, and Lucario doesn't seem like it'd be dirty or have nasty fur so I'd imagine soft all around.
#9493 to #9492 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
I imagine the feeling of a lamb's fur, idk why.

Also [small]LOL www.funnyjunk.com/Brag+and+post+your+best+picture/text/5471552/2937#2937[small]
#9494 to #9493 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
Wat

I agree, dem curtains.
Your hair has changed.
>Earring on right ear
WUT R U SUM KYND OFF HOMOSEX?
#9495 to #9494 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
lel i dunno   
   
I actually have both pierced   
VERILY
lel i dunno

I actually have both pierced
VERILY
#9496 to #9495 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
I don't recall petting a lamb, I believe I have tho.
>Had a dream
>Lucario in it
>Is female
>We don't ****
Thanks brain. itssomething.jpg


Ok so it cancels out the homosapien.
Das gay. You half gay tho
#9497 to #9496 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
>Go to sleep again
>Dream
>Dream hard
>Lucario shows up
> ****
> **** HARD
>Wake up
>GAME OVER YYEEAAAAHHH


Damn homosapiens, they ruined Homosapiens
Very true
#9498 to #9497 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
She was still cute, and I carried her and she was acting all shy/embarrassed so I'll take it. Twas cute.    
   
Apparently Chrome's autocorrect doesn't recognize Homosapien as a word, that or it's spelled some crazy ass way.   
Sup mang? Play TF2 wit me, or just give me something to do. The boredom is strong.
She was still cute, and I carried her and she was acting all shy/embarrassed so I'll take it. Twas cute.

Apparently Chrome's autocorrect doesn't recognize Homosapien as a word, that or it's spelled some crazy ass way.
Sup mang? Play TF2 wit me, or just give me something to do. The boredom is strong.
#9499 to #9498 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
Cuteness outweighs hotness imo

I realized that too, I was gonna go spellcheck then I remembered google was retarded.
Not much, about to go to ihop for free pancakes, you should go too it's worth it.
#9500 to #9499 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
Agree completely.

There's free pancakes today?
Wat. Wat. Wat.
It's r00d to go alone, take me.
#9501 to #9500 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
Yep its for charity
$1 gets you some free pamcakes
I'll take you, no probz
#9502 to #9501 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
>$1
>Free
Na but that's awesome. I'll see if I can get myself there today.
#9503 to #9502 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
&gt;$1   
&gt;For charity   
Then you get to eat at a laborer's expense   
lol you should, just grab your crew and raise hell
>$1
>For charity
Then you get to eat at a laborer's expense
lol you should, just grab your crew and raise hell
#9504 to #9503 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
I'm kidding dude, I wish the charge was at least $5.
My crew all working or at college.
#9505 to #9504 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
i feel you
I feel that too, it's like no one has free time anymore.
#9506 to #9505 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
Had I the funds, and my family had the luck, I could be in college and work and still have time for friends.
#9507 to #9506 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
Had the luck?   
What do you mean?   
   
&gt;Friends   
&gt;Money   
&gt;College   
Pick one, that's my scenario
Had the luck?
What do you mean?

>Friends
>Money
>College
Pick one, that's my scenario
#9508 to #9507 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
Constant **** .

I don't even know what I want to do so college would be a stupid idea.
Sleep is for the weak so I could work and see friends no problem.
Money. What is that?
#9476 to #9474 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
I have a lot of crops, and a lot aren't porn too, but they're old and I don't remember if the old ones are porn or not.
#9475 to #9474 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
Both were porn.

Dis?
#9477 to #9475 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
Has to be, unless I'm retarded
#9478 to #9477 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
Nope.

Dis?
#9479 to #9478 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
Fack

I imagine she's laughing at someones incredibly small penis
#9480 to #9479 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
Ha.

It is porn, but unfortunately for me, it's gay.
#9483 to #9481 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
Now I got one.
**** yeah non English sites.

So what you do today mang?
#9484 to #9483 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
You got a wat?

Lol well I fell asleep sorry Which is why im up at 4:00 to tell you this.
how bout you?
#9485 to #9484 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
An image with a lewd sign. Needed work so I colored and fixed it up.
I also have this one. Basically I have a sign template now.

Nice one. It's cool. Lots of cleaning got done today, uncle showed me his newest rifle too, thing has the sexiest wood grain and grip ever.
#9486 to #9485 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
Abuse that template, abuse it so hard.

And what kind of rifle?
#9487 to #9486 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
yesh

He knows way more about guns than I do, I think he said it was a 22 but I don't remember, it was made by Savage and it was beautiful.
#9488 to #9487 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
Yooo Savage makes good **** .

They have 2many guns
#9489 to #9488 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
After that rifle, I'd agree.

Muh freedoms
#9482 to #9481 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
That maid crop isn't porn.
#9446 to #9425 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
Good amount of songs
Jut not often. its fun as hell though.

That's a lot of sorrys. Sorry for wat?
#9447 to #9446 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
I got 			****		 I need to delete and download.   
I'm down to play almost whenever, but I'm not good.   
   
Disappearing(I had turned off laptop) and not remembering if I asked already and what your answer was.
I got **** I need to delete and download.
I'm down to play almost whenever, but I'm not good.

Disappearing(I had turned off laptop) and not remembering if I asked already and what your answer was.
#9448 to #9447 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
Im good for whenever. Though I foresee a lot of deaths.


It's fine people disappear all the time.
#9449 to #9448 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
We got this then.

True dat.

I took a pill so I'm close to passing out, so when we do play, how do you want to communicate?
#9450 to #9449 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
I can do skype or teamspeak Whichever's more convenient for you.

Hopefully you wake up covered in bitches.