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#66 - Attractive and Mentally Sane. Then I kill her S.O. 10/21/2014 on Dating 0
#279 - Three actually. One in Nebraska. And the guy in texas spread i… 10/14/2014 on We're All Doomed 0
#14 - Eating must be so boring for plantkin... almost all seasonings…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2014 on cultural appropriation 0
User avatar #20 - Icedangel (09/29/2014) [-]
They filter seawater for the Plankton and krill, they have specialized teeth that are much like brushes to make this easier.

They just suck up tons of water then push it out and their teeth brushes catch it all. Natures amazing. They are wonderful singers, too.
#637 - **grellslover rolls 464,410,581** Captain Cat 09/28/2014 on As promised, highest roll... 0
#228 - Live Bait 09/25/2014 on Rename anonymous 9/25/2014 +2
#11 - Correct me if I'm wrong but wont diamonds cut into the stomach…  [+] (13 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Dragonkin +6
User avatar #52 - geothermal (09/09/2014) [-]
It can imbed itself in various parts of your digestions tract and cause lacerations and a catalyst for infections.
#40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/09/2014) [-]
You can use them if you don't know their gender.
User avatar #17 - lyiat (09/09/2014) [-]
Nah, they'd actually have to be sharp or jagged to do that. Diamonds are simply hard. Chances are, if he flat out swallowed it, it's not enough to cause an obstruction either. It will, however, hurt like hell to shit out later.
#32 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/09/2014) [-]
Why do you assume it's a guy?
User avatar #35 - therealtjthemedic (09/09/2014) [-]
It's impersonal.
As in 'it would hurt for one to shit it out'
User avatar #37 - jackmanagan (09/09/2014) [-]
and its "grammatically" correct to say him when no gender is specified

inb4 cic skum
User avatar #70 - lyiat (09/09/2014) [-]
Oh shut the hell up. It's common, and acceptable, to use the pronouns of your own sex/gender when the sex/gender of the person you are speaking about is not known or relevent.
User avatar #71 - jackmanagan (09/09/2014) [-]
what would i know about proper writing?

its not like i used to write speeches for city hall or anything...

OWAIT i did
User avatar #72 - lyiat (09/09/2014) [-]
As you did, 'wrong person'.
User avatar #38 - jackmanagan (09/09/2014) [-]
wrong person. oops
User avatar #15 - wcpapier (09/09/2014) [-]
these kind of questions you need to keep too yourself for the good of mankind
#12 - tenlolilimit (09/09/2014) [-]
We can only hope.
#44 - djequalizee (09/09/2014) [-]
#41 - actually some males can lactate. Its rare but can happen… 09/08/2014 on Only men make pizza 0
#182 - Then one of the attackers ends up with an injury and start scr… 09/06/2014 on This is why world hates... +3
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