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#73 - I maed dis 22 minutes ago on Savvy? 0
#26 - Made me violently happy when Todd died. 25 minutes ago on Aaron Paul +1
#70 - yes 27 minutes ago on Are you depressed? 0
#869112 - I swear to all gods men believe in mothy 30 minutes ago on Ponyville +1
#869060 - you cutified my name das ghey  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Ponyville +1
User avatar #869063 - kingpinkie (1 hour ago) [-]
Nigga I blame my ipad
I'm not that much if Fagit
I don'r cutify names nigga
#869059 - gib dik 1 hour ago on Ponyville +1
#869054 - buy moar  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Ponyville +1
User avatar #869058 - kingpinkie (1 hour ago) [-]
No monies
#869046 - make moar  [+] (3 new replies) 1 hour ago on Ponyville +1
User avatar #869052 - kingpinkie (1 hour ago) [-]
TFW NO BATTER
OR
BOXES OF WAFFLES
User avatar #869054 - greedtheavaricious (1 hour ago) [-]
buy moar
User avatar #869058 - kingpinkie (1 hour ago) [-]
No monies
#869044 - painis  [+] (2 new replies) 1 hour ago on Ponyville +1
#869056 - betaguy (1 hour ago) [-]
if you have too many dicks in your mind you won't have enough for your mouth
User avatar #869059 - greedtheavaricious (1 hour ago) [-]
gib dik
#869038 - think real hard  [+] (8 new replies) 1 hour ago on Ponyville +1
#869041 - betaguy (1 hour ago) [-]
...

i can't think of nothing
#869048 - kingpinkie (1 hour ago) [-]
Greedy talking about limp noodle dicks
Since he's such a gosh darn cock munching Fagit
User avatar #869049 - kingpinkie (1 hour ago) [-]
>greedy
Noh
It was meant to be greed is
User avatar #869060 - greedtheavaricious (1 hour ago) [-]
you cutified my name

das ghey
User avatar #869063 - kingpinkie (1 hour ago) [-]
Nigga I blame my ipad
I'm not that much if Fagit
I don'r cutify names nigga
User avatar #869044 - greedtheavaricious (1 hour ago) [-]
painis
#869056 - betaguy (1 hour ago) [-]
if you have too many dicks in your mind you won't have enough for your mouth
User avatar #869059 - greedtheavaricious (1 hour ago) [-]
gib dik
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#4105 - madamemoth ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
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#4106 to #4105 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Hey there~
Hey there~
#4107 to #4106 - madamemoth ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
I saw you lurking on my page, mister~
#4108 to #4107 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Ohh, ya got me~
Ohh, ya got me~
#4109 to #4108 - madamemoth ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
how are you, dear? *hugs* good, I hope?
how are you, dear? *hugs* good, I hope?
#4110 to #4109 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
I'm doing fairly well! Had quite some success with Sion on LoL lately, making progress in driving school, still job hunting and visiting my bro on his birthday in about two weeks.   
   
How are you doing, darling?
I'm doing fairly well! Had quite some success with Sion on LoL lately, making progress in driving school, still job hunting and visiting my bro on his birthday in about two weeks.

How are you doing, darling?
#4111 to #4110 - madamemoth ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
oh my
so much good stuff! yay!

I'm doing good. I'm making a Twitch.tv with Betaguy
I'll be doing art streams starting tomorrow, most likely!
#4112 to #4111 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Hmmh!   
   
Ohh, you gotta inform me before ya start, will ya? I'd love to watch you drawing! <3
Hmmh!

Ohh, you gotta inform me before ya start, will ya? I'd love to watch you drawing! <3
User avatar #4113 to #4112 - madamemoth ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
I left a post about it on PV~
User avatar #4114 to #4113 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
I saw, I saw~ Gonna check it out! After I'm done checking you out~
#4096 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Again, I could only sleep for 3 hours.

Why brain, why must you wake me up like this?
#4097 to #4096 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
I'm back to only sleeping every second night. I can feel my sanity fading away.
#4099 to #4098 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Why sleep? Got no reason.
#4100 to #4099 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Because it's good.
#4101 to #4100 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
So id vidya.
User avatar #4102 to #4101 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Oh well.
User avatar #4103 to #4102 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
But why can't you sleep normally? I mean I do it because I choose to, but only sleeping for 3 hours?
#4104 to #4103 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Brain's ******* me over.
#4076 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
I'm tired, please fix.
#4077 to #4076 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Sleep is out of the question. Coffee should get you all fixed up in no time!
#4078 to #4077 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Coffee just makes me more thirsty than it makes me feel energised.
#4079 to #4078 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
That's because you need to drink a glass of water after a cup of coffee. You see, coffee has a refreshing, yet dehydrating effect on the body.

Coffee = thirsty and tired
Coffee and water = energized
#4080 to #4079 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Yeah....

Also coffee works as a laxative, I don't really need that right now....yeah....
#4081 to #4080 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
So don't waste coffee on laxactives when you're clogged, just drink coffee.   
   
Coffee can be used for so many things!
So don't waste coffee on laxactives when you're clogged, just drink coffee.

Coffee can be used for so many things!
#4082 to #4081 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Like making my ass hurt more than it does.
#4083 to #4082 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Do I want to know why your ass hurts?
#4085 to #4084 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
That's what I thought. Tell me anyways.
#4087 to #4086 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
..is your asshole as loose as the gaping dragon yet?
#4089 to #4088 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
How do you even fit so much in there...
#4090 to #4089 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Lubricant.
#4091 to #4090 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
o

I was thinking of trying it, but honestly I'm kinda scared.
#4092 to #4091 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
What's there to be scared of?

Just get some lube.

Although you should probably start small. I made the mistake of continuing from where I left of when I wasn't used to it.... yeah...
#4093 to #4092 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
What if I push something in too deep

What if I hit something that is not meant to be hit

What if it really ******* hurts
User avatar #4095 to #4093 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Then it's all good.
User avatar #4073 - gnomechild (01/19/2015) [-]
I was just going to tell you, that I am done wasting my time on this site. 80% of the people here are ignorant douchebags. Goodbye, friend.
#4094 to #4073 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Just in case you're going to return... you're looking in the wrong sections, friend.

Come to Ponyville. I'm not going there because I care about ponies, it's because of all the lovely people.
#4063 - madamemoth ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
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#4064 to #4063 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
Hey there, birthday girl!
#4065 to #4064 - madamemoth ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
hey you
hey you
#4066 to #4065 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
I saw Zack's gonna throw you a tinychat party. Excited?
User avatar #4067 to #4066 - madamemoth ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
I'm nervous! >v<
#4068 to #4067 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
Don't be. It's your day today.
#4069 to #4068 - madamemoth ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
I knowww and ahh all the attention will be on me and ahhh I'm nervous
I knowww and ahh all the attention will be on me and ahhh I'm nervous
#4070 to #4069 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
I still can't believe it... my little Mothy is older than me.
User avatar #4071 to #4070 - madamemoth ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
d-do I act younger than I am? o3o"
#4072 to #4071 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
Sometimes, a little bit. But hey, don't we all?
User avatar #4062 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
I have one subscriber

Who are you and why
#4042 to #4041 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
**** yes, bruh.

We should co op the entire fuggn story.
User avatar #4043 to #4042 - marshalllee (01/11/2015) [-]
What section are you at?
#4044 to #4043 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
Completed the game twice. Tried doing a third run through in easy mode (magicks), but it ain't fun playing alone.

Whenever you're up for it, bruv. Except when I'm working on applications. But other than that.
User avatar #4045 to #4044 - marshalllee (01/11/2015) [-]
Well, I'm free now.
I could roll up a new character right now, and add you.
User avatar #4047 to #4045 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
Actually, I think I'm gonna use my level 24 mage.. means you wouldn't have to grind a lot and I wouldn't have to puke from doing the tutorial a millionth time.

That okay? I ain't very far, just beat the gargoyles that's all.
User avatar #4048 to #4047 - marshalllee (01/11/2015) [-]
**** , I missed a notification.

Sure.
Just let me hop onto my other character.
User avatar #4049 to #4048 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
Coolio! Level and location? Gargoyles and butterfree is the farthest I got on this char.
User avatar #4050 to #4049 - marshalllee (01/11/2015) [-]
I'm 24, and I just finished the gargoyles.

I can make my way to Capra now, if you wish.
User avatar #4051 to #4050 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
Capra sounds good to me.

I'm a bit rusty, haven't played in a while.

You know the unlimited soft humanity glitch, right? Makes co op much easier so you don't have to farm all the time
User avatar #4053 to #4051 - marshalllee (01/11/2015) [-]
Also, my summon sign is at the bottom of the staircase, where you first enter the lower burg.
User avatar #4055 to #4053 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
Wut. I do not see your sign.. after removing my own. Still not there.
User avatar #4056 to #4055 - marshalllee (01/11/2015) [-]
I'll put it down, again.
User avatar #4060 to #4056 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
And he dropped a ******* demon machete

You gon need it eventually? Strenght is capped at 16 for moonlight greatsword and later on enchanted quality weapons
User avatar #4061 to #4060 - marshalllee (01/11/2015) [-]
Nah, this is my Oscar of Astora run.

So, I'm using nothing but oscar's gear, save for miracles.
User avatar #4058 to #4056 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
I don't know anything about this game anymore it seems
User avatar #4059 to #4058 - marshalllee (01/11/2015) [-]
It's all good.

I seem to be able to pick up the slack.

Also, this would be much easier to communicate via facebook.
User avatar #4057 to #4056 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
Got'cha
User avatar #4052 to #4051 - marshalllee (01/11/2015) [-]
Nope.
I already have 23 humanity, so I'm not worried about that stuff.
User avatar #4054 to #4052 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
Alright, sign's down right at the staircase in lower burg.
User avatar #4046 to #4045 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
Well shieeeet.

Add AvariciousDuke. Gonna make a new char real quick.
User avatar #4029 to #4028 - madamemoth ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
alright, seriously, that made me laugh so hard I think I woke someone up :3

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
User avatar #4030 to #4029 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Tihihi, it fills me with glee when you laugh~

Hello
#4031 to #4030 - madamemoth ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
How you doing this day, lovely Gweedy? :3
#4032 to #4031 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
I'm doing fine! Enjoying my last two days in town. Not gonna wait another four months to go back.. uggh!

How about you, dear?
#4033 to #4032 - madamemoth ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
You really enjoy it there, huh?   
   
I'm ehhh.. still sick. I have the sniffles *kiss* now you have my germs :3
You really enjoy it there, huh?

I'm ehhh.. still sick. I have the sniffles *kiss* now you have my germs :3
User avatar #4034 to #4033 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
I love it here! Look at the chat below :3 Why I thought it was a good idea to move out is beyond me.

*Kiss* Kekeke, I'm sick too~
#4035 to #4034 - madamemoth ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
let's be sick together~ I'll make you soup and you can tuck me under the covers :3
let's be sick together~ I'll make you soup and you can tuck me under the covers :3
#4036 to #4035 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Sounds like a deal to me! We share the soup, then I'll tuck us both in and snuggle you :3
User avatar #4037 to #4036 - madamemoth ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
I would love that so much..
I could use a good snuggling right now
User avatar #4040 to #4037 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Saw the message, but couldn't reply. I'll have plenty of time sunday.. we can talk there, if you'd like to.
User avatar #4038 to #4037 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Greedy's here for you :3 What's the matter?
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User avatar #4016 - gnomechild (01/08/2015) [-]
I don't have much to share honestly. I have started my own Youtube channel 6 months ago. That's pretty much all I'm doing, just making videos for people.
User avatar #4017 to #4016 - gnomechild (01/08/2015) [-]
But good luck with your life.
User avatar #4018 to #4017 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Hey, it's something. You're going to entertain some people.

My life.. it really isn't that interesting. Still a pretty long story, if you want to hear it. And I'm sharing it with as many people as I can. It.. sort of reinforces my ambitions.
User avatar #4019 to #4018 - gnomechild (01/08/2015) [-]
Sure, I'll listen. I don't have anyone else to talk to anyway.
User avatar #4020 to #4019 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
You see... as wrong and ungrateful as it might sound, the family of my best friend is more my own family than my own family at this point. Of course, I will never forget what my parents did for me and will always be grateful for it, but that's besides the point.

I've been knowing them for almost four years now. Have always been the weird one in school, at work, everywhere. Aspergers.. yeah, I've grown out of it for the biggest part, thanks to them. The parents loved me like their own child after a couple months. The kids thought I'm creepy at first, then we all slowly got to know each other.. now they are like my little sisters, and I help them where I can when they need help or advice. That's.. the main reason why I'm going to move back to town. Don't want to miss out on the opportunity to watch them grow up.. it also kinda scares me. They're so cute today, and tomorrow they're all grown up. I guess that's what parents must feel like.

Also, my dog, who has been my only friend for a couple years. Want to spend as much time as possible with him, too. He's always there for me when I have a mental breakdown.. which happens more than I'd like to admit.

Hey, thanks for listening, friend. If there's anything you want to talk about.. I'm here.
User avatar #4022 to #4020 - gnomechild (01/08/2015) [-]
I'll probably come here again some time.
User avatar #4026 to #4022 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Apologize for late reply. Using my hotspot connection.. it isn't exactly the fastest.

You're welcome at any given time.
User avatar #4021 to #4020 - gnomechild (01/08/2015) [-]
You and I seem pretty similar. And thank you. I haven't had a serious chat with someone in three years, mostly because I have no friends. But that's my problem. Anyway, sorry I don't have much to say. Good luck to you.
#4023 to #4021 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
You do have a friend now.

Listen, buddy. I moved to my dad for a job I knew I couldn't handle. Didn't make any, not a single friend, in four months. Got fired. Didn't really know where to go with my life until recently.. now, I have a goal.

The key is to know what you want to do in life. Being unemployed sucks, but it gives you a lot of time to think, to reconsider. Do what you enjoy, do what you want, and don't let anyone, anything stop you, even if that means you have to disappoint people. It is your life. You, and only you, are the one who decides what to do with it.
User avatar #4024 to #4023 - gnomechild (01/08/2015) [-]
You're right. You just woke me up and reminded me that I need to get **** done. I'v been lazy for four months, no more time wasted. I need to complete my goal. I can't believe I gave up like that. This means a lot to me. You actually convinced me to get back to work. Thank you. I'll talk to you later, friend. Again, I hope you have a good life.
#4025 to #4024 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Don't thank me, friend. You knew it all along, I guess all you needed was a little push. Same happened to me.

Go out and do what you want to do. Keep me updated. I want to know about the progress you've made, for I will keep you updated, too.
#4011 - lunargreenhouse ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
This is glorious
This is glorious
PRINCE ALI goes METAL (Disney's Aladdin)
User avatar #4015 to #4014 - lunargreenhouse ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
exactly
User avatar #4013 to #4011 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Can't view it right now mang, using hotspot

Reporting back when I'm properly connected
#4009 - KellyisAwesome (12/31/2014) [-]
Hi, how's it going?
Hi, how's it going?
#4010 to #4009 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/31/2014) [-]
Aye. It's going great. Showed up at my bro's place earlier to help with the new year's eve preperations. Just getting pumped now since there isn't really anything I can do to help anymore.. I want to work, damn it!

How're you doing?
User avatar #4005 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
joshlol
admin
phanact
anyone

How do I roll LoL champions and weapons again
User avatar #4006 to #4005 - joshlol (12/30/2014) [-]
**joshlol used "*roll LOL*"**
**joshlol rolls Dr. Mundo**
User avatar #4007 to #4006 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
thank based loner
#4012 to #4007 - lunargreenhouse ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
well **** he actually thanked me
#3991 - novabird (12/16/2014) [-]
......?
#3993 to #3992 - novabird (12/16/2014) [-]
you seem unstable so i'm checking up on you.
#3994 to #3993 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
You really do have an eye for that.

Ehh, I'm generally not doing very well. Thinking of death and such. Thinking about my own death doesn't bother me in the slightest. In fact, I had something that felt like it's leading up to a heart attack. Didn't care. Death of loved ones, how it could happen any given moment. It's really dragging me the **** down. To top it off, another sleepless night. But that was my own choice... sort of.
#3995 to #3994 - novabird (12/16/2014) [-]
ah, my blowout the other day isn't helping with this either...-_-
just remember that if we all lived forever that life would have no value nor meaning to us here and we'd likely go insane trying to cope with doing the same things that we have done for thousands of years vs a century which already tears at us mentally, some people are afraid to die but they don't realise what kind of hell living forever could be as well.
would those you know be of as much value if they lived forever and you had no reason to worry etc? my thought is not likely aside that the old go out and the new replace them as such and the cycle repeats, losing those we care about may hurt and really suck but in the end the only thing we can hope for is that they go in peace.
as a technical zombie i can say i have experienced this first hand, i don't fear my passing and if i go i only hope it is when i am no longer needed, my only real fear is to be left alone or to die when there's still people who need my help, if there's nothing else for me to protect then i'll go willingly as such with no worry knowing i did what i was meant to do.
User avatar #3990 - burnswhenipee (12/15/2014) [-]
"Hello, hope you will do good" or something of the sort.
User avatar #3996 to #3990 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
Hmm?
User avatar #3989 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
**greedtheavaricious rolled user levvy **
User avatar #3988 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
thetaxman you ******* faglord you replied to something on your profile but it's closed
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