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Date Signed Up:6/22/2012
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User avatar #40 - alphagex (1 hour ago) [-]
I won't even be surprised if is real
User avatar #24 - peinguino (4 hours ago) [-]
i feckin knew it!
#900479 - >Only 7:30 Am lol fuggn casul  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on Ponyville +2
User avatar #900480 - gustavia (6 hours ago) [-]
I could have stayed up longer if my bf wasn't begging me to go to bed
#176 - My smarthphone can be used as three alarms, then there'y my la… 6 hours ago on mfw trying to get out of bed +1
#52 - He didn't upload anything in ages :c 7 hours ago on Karl Pilkington +1
#50 - Reptileye?  [+] (2 new replies) 7 hours ago on Karl Pilkington +1
#51 - tarabostes (7 hours ago) [-]
HELL YEAH!!!
User avatar #52 - greedtheavaricious (7 hours ago) [-]
He didn't upload anything in ages :c
#900470 - Should the opportunity for sex ever arise I sure as hell would… 7 hours ago on Ponyville 0
#29 - I come from a universe you might not be able to understand 7 hours ago on You're saying it like it's... 0
#168 - I do that too, but I instantly go back to bed  [+] (2 new replies) 7 hours ago on mfw trying to get out of bed +6
#174 - hotschurl (6 hours ago) [-]
same fucking here. I have 2 alarm clocks, my radio and my smartphone (so 4 alarms in total), 2 of which i have to get up to turn them off. And i STILL oversleep at least once per week
#176 - greedtheavaricious (6 hours ago) [-]
My smarthphone can be used as three alarms, then there'y my laptop and my alarm clock. Five in total.

Laptop on table next to bed, smartphone charging over night on the other end of the room, alarm clock across the charger, also other side of the room.

Didn't even wake up once.

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#4310 - gustavia (9 hours ago) [-]
Since I'm changing my high school course from Engineering to Sociology I'm gonna have to learn a language

Guess what language I'm gonna choose?
#4314 to #4312 - gustavia (9 hours ago) [-]
Wont be too hard since German is a Germanic language (duh) just like Swedish
#4315 to #4314 - greedtheavaricious (9 hours ago) [-]
These banners look awfully familiar...
#4316 to #4315 - gustavia (9 hours ago) [-]
I got more where that come from in my Jimmie folder
#4317 to #4316 - greedtheavaricious (8 hours ago) [-]
When you need help with german, you know where to find me.
#4318 to #4317 - gustavia (8 hours ago) [-]
Yay! Thank you!
Yay! Thank you!
User avatar #4303 - satrenkotheone (18 hours ago) [-]
I might have to kill you now.
User avatar #4305 to #4304 - satrenkotheone (11 hours ago) [-]
Well... you're kinda German.
User avatar #4306 to #4305 - greedtheavaricious (11 hours ago) [-]
I'm full german you ******* kike
User avatar #4307 to #4306 - satrenkotheone (11 hours ago) [-]
See, that's the problem. You Germans can't take a joke.
User avatar #4308 to #4307 - greedtheavaricious (11 hours ago) [-]
We germans are not made for jokes, only wörk.
User avatar #4309 to #4308 - satrenkotheone (11 hours ago) [-]
So I've heard.

So how's Germany doing this time of the year?
User avatar #4311 to #4309 - greedtheavaricious (9 hours ago) [-]
It's pretty gray and rainy the past few days. There be a storm, a brewin'.
User avatar #4313 to #4311 - satrenkotheone (9 hours ago) [-]
Dang son.
#4302 - gustavia (03/28/2015) [-]
Come here you~
#4297 - gustavia (03/25/2015) [-]
You doing alright there broseph?
User avatar #4298 to #4297 - greedtheavaricious (03/25/2015) [-]
I'll manage, I guess.

How about you?
User avatar #4299 to #4298 - gustavia (03/25/2015) [-]
Just bored

You wanna tell me what's going on?
User avatar #4300 to #4299 - greedtheavaricious (03/25/2015) [-]
In order to tell you I'd have to figure it out, myself. Ehh, I'll get my drive back eventually.

Anyway, back to wörk. Later, buddy.
User avatar #4292 - serenitynocturnus (03/25/2015) [-]
Help, PV is kil
User avatar #4294 to #4293 - serenitynocturnus (03/25/2015) [-]
It seems it always is
User avatar #4295 to #4294 - greedtheavaricious (03/25/2015) [-]
It's been like tat for a while now

Everyone is lurking nobody posting
User avatar #4296 to #4295 - serenitynocturnus (03/25/2015) [-]
It's annoying
User avatar #4291 to #4290 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
you know what
#4287 - jackthunderjt (03/21/2015) [-]
save this one for me
User avatar #4288 to #4287 - greedtheavaricious (03/21/2015) [-]
Its in me folder so ye
#4285 to #4284 - greedtheavaricious (03/21/2015) [-]
I lack the mental capacity to write a lot right now.

Even typing tis without looking at te damn keyboards.

Sup?
#4286 to #4285 - marshalllee (03/21/2015) [-]
Not much, just typing by muscle memory.

I've been doing this for so long that I know where each key is without looking.
User avatar #4275 to #4274 - greedtheavaricious (03/16/2015) [-]
Bruh. I've been trying to sleep for almost two hours now. I gotta get my eyes checked in about 10 hours. No sleep is bad for getting eyes checked.

Halp.
User avatar #4276 to #4275 - marshalllee (03/16/2015) [-]
Uhhhh.

Tea?
User avatar #4277 to #4276 - greedtheavaricious (03/16/2015) [-]
Takes too long

I tried milk

I'ma try watching some youtube

sually falling asleep over it

Wish me luck
User avatar #4278 to #4277 - marshalllee (03/16/2015) [-]
Good luck, herr Tom.
User avatar #4279 to #4278 - greedtheavaricious (03/16/2015) [-]
I'm going to ******* need luck for this
User avatar #4272 - admin (03/15/2015) [-]
hey there, it's Admin. This is a copy/paste message but I went on your profile personally to post this.

I'm asking for help.
1) Site is having server issues and there's nothing I can do about it
2) Site is losing traffic and users, which makes me sad because this site is my baby and FJers are the only friend and family I have.
3) My life is falling apart (no one's fault but my own) and the only family I have is dying or going away.

It's all my fault and I take full responsibility. I think whining and blaming others is dumb. I'm just asking you to keep visiting the site and post frequently. I don't want my baby to die.

Thanks.
User avatar #4273 to #4272 - greedtheavaricious (03/15/2015) [-]
Don't worry addy, I've been here for 3+ years and will never leave.
#4268 to #4267 - greedtheavaricious (03/12/2015) [-]
Thresh is despair   
   
Thresh is damnation
Thresh is despair

Thresh is damnation
#4269 to #4268 - skeleanimal (03/12/2015) [-]
saw the video and thought of ya.

thresh is probably the next support im going to get after the bard of course
#4270 to #4269 - greedtheavaricious (03/12/2015) [-]
Silly adcs, always going balls deep and we have to save them.

Thresh is incredibly trick. When do I grab? Do I go in or pul them to me? Flay in which direction? Throw lantern or naw?

When you tthrow your lantern at an allied champion and you pull yourself toawrds an enemy right before your aly clicks it, your ally will be ported right towards you. It's pretty neat.
User avatar #4271 to #4270 - skeleanimal (03/12/2015) [-]
that sounds super cool! :3
#4261 - Byte (03/12/2015) [-]
im bored
User avatar #4263 to #4262 - Byte (03/12/2015) [-]
play with me
User avatar #4264 to #4263 - greedtheavaricious (03/12/2015) [-]
List of games my craptop can handle:

League of tards
Castle Crashers
Mount & Blade Warband Multiplayer
Battlefront II

..

just check my steam library pick a game we have in common and we play

But before I gotta shower and make lunch
User avatar #4265 to #4264 - Byte (03/12/2015) [-]
your lack of warhammer and TF2 mentioned disturbs me
User avatar #4266 to #4265 - greedtheavaricious (03/12/2015) [-]
I was thinking about it but couln't bother writing it down
#4253 - Byte (03/12/2015) [-]
I'd be flipping you off right now if I had fingers
#4256 to #4255 - greedtheavaricious (03/12/2015) [-]
Bruh I just woke up don't mess with me
#4249 - phantomsniperr ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
When Malz is played right.
#4251 to #4249 - greedtheavaricious (03/11/2015) [-]
Hold up.

What the **** was Ahri building.

What the **** was Tristana building.

Now bare with me I'm far from pro but I'm convinced at least 7 of Ahri's deaths went to you in laning phase.
#4252 to #4251 - phantomsniperr ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
What is wrong with either of their builds? Ahri was against hi magic damage so build the Abyssal and since she is close to ppl when she fights its passive works for her. Trist was banking on her q to give her attack speed.

I only killed her 3 times in lane lol.

<< Round 2
User avatar #4250 to #4249 - greedtheavaricious (03/11/2015) [-]
I do what I want
#4240 - serenitynocturnus (03/08/2015) [-]
Why weren't we friends before.
User avatar #4241 to #4240 - greedtheavaricious (03/08/2015) [-]
Because I used to be a mighty asshat.
User avatar #4242 to #4241 - serenitynocturnus (03/08/2015) [-]
Probably. Sorry to hear about your laptop. Sure it dind't just overheat super hard?
User avatar #4243 to #4242 - greedtheavaricious (03/08/2015) [-]
Naaah, it's broken. Isolation burned off.

Now I have to play real life. I don't even know the rules!
User avatar #4244 to #4243 - serenitynocturnus (03/08/2015) [-]
Acquire currency--buy new charger
User avatar #4245 to #4244 - greedtheavaricious (03/08/2015) [-]
..can I adjust the difficulty somehow?
User avatar #4247 to #4246 - greedtheavaricious (03/08/2015) [-]
This game sucks

Oh well. How are you? And how is your sister? Not sure why but I kinda worry
User avatar #4248 to #4247 - serenitynocturnus (03/09/2015) [-]
I'm good...little sis is good..
#4238 - Byte (03/07/2015) [-]
Hey do you like my white and gold recolor here?
#4239 to #4238 - greedtheavaricious (03/07/2015) [-]
I NEED TO PUNCH A BABY.   
   
YOU MADE ME DO THIS.
I NEED TO PUNCH A BABY.

YOU MADE ME DO THIS.
#4215 - serenitynocturnus (03/06/2015) [-]
BEEP BEEP, GO TO SLEEP
BEEP BEEP, GO TO SLEEP
User avatar #4236 to #4215 - greedtheavaricious (03/07/2015) [-]
Capra demon

Dunking noobs harder than Master Yi
User avatar #4216 to #4215 - greedtheavaricious (03/06/2015) [-]
I JUST WOKE UP. LOADING PROGRAM: ENJOY SELF.
User avatar #4218 to #4217 - greedtheavaricious (03/07/2015) [-]
HELLO

WAS GUD
User avatar #4219 to #4218 - serenitynocturnus (03/07/2015) [-]
Not much...finally home after a long ass day
User avatar #4220 to #4219 - greedtheavaricious (03/07/2015) [-]
Rough day? You okay?
User avatar #4221 to #4220 - serenitynocturnus (03/07/2015) [-]
Eh. Not super rough. Just long. Up at 5, getting home at 830 ish...
User avatar #4222 to #4221 - greedtheavaricious (03/07/2015) [-]
Oh dear. Treat yourself to a nice cup of tea and get some rest.
User avatar #4223 to #4222 - serenitynocturnus (03/07/2015) [-]
**** that. I slept two hours on the bus
User avatar #4224 to #4223 - greedtheavaricious (03/07/2015) [-]
You don't like sleep I guess?
User avatar #4225 to #4224 - serenitynocturnus (03/07/2015) [-]
Not that I don't like sleep. Just that I've slept enough.
User avatar #4226 to #4225 - greedtheavaricious (03/07/2015) [-]
Sleep is awful. It makes you wake up and do things. Without free time inbetween.
#4228 to #4227 - greedtheavaricious (03/07/2015) [-]
I don't know how to respond

So have this
#4230 to #4229 - greedtheavaricious (03/07/2015) [-]
That's so adorable

Who didn't just want to take her back to Firelink Shrine and stay there together forever
#4231 to #4230 - serenitynocturnus (03/07/2015) [-]
Thought I had more cute priscilla. Buuut I don't. Have this.
#4234 to #4233 - greedtheavaricious (03/07/2015) [-]
Sunlight, purify me
Erase my sins, cleanse my soul
User avatar #4202 - gustavia (03/04/2015) [-]
rood
User avatar #4204 to #4203 - gustavia (03/04/2015) [-]
What have I done?

Why aren't you responding to my comments?
#4200 - gustavia (03/04/2015) [-]
I've played a few games with Urgot   
   
Are you proud of me now father?!
I've played a few games with Urgot

Are you proud of me now father?!
User avatar #4201 to #4200 - gustavia (03/04/2015) [-]
Apparently not

What do I have to do to get you to notice me senpai!
#4207 to #4201 - greedtheavaricious (03/04/2015) [-]
Oh, this one.

Blame ************ . Evey time he uploads stuff I drown in notification, and in turn other notifications drown.

**** you, ************ . I still like you and your content, but **** you.

And yes, I am proud of you! How do you like the URGOD?
#4208 to #4207 - gustavia (03/04/2015) [-]
Love him, my friends think I'm weird though

They don't know **** about glorious Urgot
#4209 to #4208 - greedtheavaricious (03/04/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, you might want to delete the friends on this account and make new ones if you don't have done that already.

I keep telling people Urgot is pretty awesome, but naaaah. Naaaah. They think he so old and ain't **** but he's great for top and mid lane, with the appopriate support even on bot as anti carry. Not adc! Anti carry!
#4210 to #4209 - gustavia (03/04/2015) [-]
Will do that :3

My friends first reaction when I chose him was "Huh, why are you playing as Urgot? He's an old champ and no one plays him" and I was like "That's why he's awesome, people rarely plays against him so they don't know how to counter him"
User avatar #4211 to #4210 - greedtheavaricious (03/04/2015) [-]
I just checked your match history and saw that when I had this account, I played AD Malzahar in a ranked game.. went 9/11

lel, 9/11

But why are you building Urgot AP? The only thing that scales with AP is his shield and it isn't that great. I'm all for off meta picks as long as it orks, but Manamune is a must have on Urgot, as well as a Black Cleaver. The rest is situational. Gunblade is a solid choice, though. Spell vamp from Q and E, a bit stronger shield and lifesteal. Not bad, haven't thought about that myself!
User avatar #4212 to #4211 - gustavia (03/04/2015) [-]
How's the shield not great? I ******* love it! It has gotten me out of so many bad situations and being a big tank helps a lot when you fling a enemy champ into tower range with your ult and start attacking him
User avatar #4196 - lunargreenhouse ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
Stoneman is gooood
User avatar #4197 to #4196 - greedtheavaricious (03/02/2015) [-]
I know, right?

What's your favorite song so far?
User avatar #4198 to #4197 - lunargreenhouse ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
Mord ist Kunst. By far
User avatar #4199 to #4198 - greedtheavaricious (03/02/2015) [-]
Haha, I remember showing you this song and you were like "Naaah. Hell naw."
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