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greedtheavaricious

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Date Signed Up:6/22/2012
Last Login:3/06/2015
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#891795 - Excuse me while I proceed to pleasure myself.  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Ponyville +1
User avatar #891796 - novabird (1 hour ago) [-]
hue...
if you only knew.
seems having my phobias removed changed a few things about me drastically.
lets just say i have a habit of making moths blush at least 5 times a day now.
#891759 - What the **** did I just see?  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Ponyville +1
#891761 - novabird (2 hours ago) [-]
the dark side of my humor.
#891755 - I ain't gonna click that.  [+] (3 new replies) 2 hours ago on Ponyville +2
User avatar #891756 - novabird (2 hours ago) [-]
don't worry, it's cartoon only and actually funny, it's just not allowed here.
#891759 - greedtheavaricious (2 hours ago) [-]
What the fuck did I just see?
#891761 - novabird (2 hours ago) [-]
the dark side of my humor.
#891745 - Picture 2 hours ago on Ponyville +2
#891737 - Ehh, I'm someone who enjoys a lot of things. Right now he's my…  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Ponyville +1
User avatar #891739 - whoozy (2 hours ago) [-]
I enjoy peanuttbuttetgamer a lot
I really like watching him play.
#891735 - Never seen either.  [+] (4 new replies) 2 hours ago on Ponyville +2
#891790 - novabird (1 hour ago) [-]
#891795 - greedtheavaricious (1 hour ago) [-]
Excuse me while I proceed to pleasure myself.
User avatar #891796 - novabird (1 hour ago) [-]
hue...
if you only knew.
seems having my phobias removed changed a few things about me drastically.
lets just say i have a habit of making moths blush at least 5 times a day now.
#891738 - mvtjets (2 hours ago) [-]
Terrible
#891734 - By being some sort of autist, myself? **** …  [+] (3 new replies) 2 hours ago on Ponyville +1
User avatar #891736 - whoozy (2 hours ago) [-]
I can see the appeal of someone like pewdiepie but markiplier drove me nuts in minutes.
User avatar #891737 - greedtheavaricious (2 hours ago) [-]
Ehh, I'm someone who enjoys a lot of things. Right now he's my second favorite, pewds used to be great, now he's sub par at best.
User avatar #891739 - whoozy (2 hours ago) [-]
I enjoy peanuttbuttetgamer a lot
I really like watching him play.
#891725 - Picture  [+] (16 new replies) 3 hours ago on Ponyville +2
User avatar #891753 - novabird (2 hours ago) [-]
technically gore
prntscr.com/6d8cqf
isn't that the truth, hue...
#891788 - betaguy (1 hour ago) [-]
#891789 - novabird (1 hour ago) [-]
i did give fair warning.
#891791 - betaguy (1 hour ago) [-]
my curiosity has killed me
#891792 - novabird (1 hour ago) [-]
plus side, that wasn't nearly my worst.
i'm sure you remember some of my worst.
hue...
#891793 - betaguy (1 hour ago) [-]
this one takes the cake so far bud
User avatar #891794 - novabird (1 hour ago) [-]
really?
i thought that was really mild compared to my old ways, hell there was that one time someone rolled me telling me to go eat a dick and i posted a pic of chopped up penis in noodles and told em you go first, i think i shocked them badly as they deleted their account.
#891773 - letriggs (2 hours ago) [-]
#891762 - cutietooniexx (2 hours ago) [-]
Why the fuck did I click the link
#891764 - novabird (2 hours ago) [-]
lel
#891755 - greedtheavaricious (2 hours ago) [-]
I ain't gonna click that.
User avatar #891756 - novabird (2 hours ago) [-]
don't worry, it's cartoon only and actually funny, it's just not allowed here.
#891759 - greedtheavaricious (2 hours ago) [-]
What the fuck did I just see?
#891761 - novabird (2 hours ago) [-]
the dark side of my humor.
#891742 - cutietooniexx (2 hours ago) [-]
Dat feeling when I overheard a RP involving just that......
#891745 - greedtheavaricious (2 hours ago) [-]
#891724 - Picture 3 hours ago on Ponyville +2
#891723 - That's friggin adorable.  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on Ponyville +2
User avatar #891757 - novabird (2 hours ago) [-]
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User avatar #4202 - gustavia (03/04/2015) [-]
rood
User avatar #4204 to #4203 - gustavia (03/04/2015) [-]
What have I done?

Why aren't you responding to my comments?
#4200 - gustavia (03/04/2015) [-]
I've played a few games with Urgot   
   
Are you proud of me now father?!
I've played a few games with Urgot

Are you proud of me now father?!
User avatar #4201 to #4200 - gustavia (03/04/2015) [-]
Apparently not

What do I have to do to get you to notice me senpai!
#4207 to #4201 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
Oh, this one.

Blame ************ . Evey time he uploads stuff I drown in notification, and in turn other notifications drown.

**** you, ************ . I still like you and your content, but **** you.

And yes, I am proud of you! How do you like the URGOD?
User avatar #4213 to #4207 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
sorry
User avatar #4214 to #4213 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
lub ub bb
#4208 to #4207 - gustavia (03/04/2015) [-]
Love him, my friends think I'm weird though

They don't know **** about glorious Urgot
#4209 to #4208 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, you might want to delete the friends on this account and make new ones if you don't have done that already.

I keep telling people Urgot is pretty awesome, but naaaah. Naaaah. They think he so old and ain't **** but he's great for top and mid lane, with the appopriate support even on bot as anti carry. Not adc! Anti carry!
#4210 to #4209 - gustavia (03/04/2015) [-]
Will do that :3

My friends first reaction when I chose him was "Huh, why are you playing as Urgot? He's an old champ and no one plays him" and I was like "That's why he's awesome, people rarely plays against him so they don't know how to counter him"
User avatar #4211 to #4210 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
I just checked your match history and saw that when I had this account, I played AD Malzahar in a ranked game.. went 9/11

lel, 9/11

But why are you building Urgot AP? The only thing that scales with AP is his shield and it isn't that great. I'm all for off meta picks as long as it orks, but Manamune is a must have on Urgot, as well as a Black Cleaver. The rest is situational. Gunblade is a solid choice, though. Spell vamp from Q and E, a bit stronger shield and lifesteal. Not bad, haven't thought about that myself!
User avatar #4212 to #4211 - gustavia (03/04/2015) [-]
How's the shield not great? I ******* love it! It has gotten me out of so many bad situations and being a big tank helps a lot when you fling a enemy champ into tower range with your ult and start attacking him
User avatar #4196 - lunargreenhouse ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
Stoneman is gooood
User avatar #4197 to #4196 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
I know, right?

What's your favorite song so far?
User avatar #4198 to #4197 - lunargreenhouse ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
Mord ist Kunst. By far
User avatar #4199 to #4198 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
Haha, I remember showing you this song and you were like "Naaah. Hell naw."
#4189 to #4188 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
My house, my rules.
User avatar #4191 to #4189 - xbendrownedx (02/18/2015) [-]
Ooookay?
User avatar #4176 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #4177 to #4176 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
Bwah!
User avatar #4178 to #4177 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
Hello
#4179 to #4178 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
Who do I have the pleasure with?

Remember: My house, my rules.
User avatar #4180 to #4179 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
Names murr Mr. Burning skeleton head who may or may not be a LoL character
#4181 to #4180 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
Brand is not a skeleton.
User avatar #4182 to #4181 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
But he is a LoL character

and everyone knows the best LoL character is Jinx
#4183 to #4182 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
That's not how you spell Sion.
User avatar #4184 to #4183 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
nah Bruh

Jinx. I bet you main Teemo fag.
#4185 to #4184 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
What kind of unholy deed did you just accuse me off?!
User avatar #4186 to #4185 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
Yes

You main Teemo the cancer of your Moba.
#4190 to #4187 - alfonshister (02/18/2015) [-]
never seen this one before   
   
your creation?
never seen this one before

your creation?
#4168 to #4166 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (02/16/2015) [-]
I love you too!
#4170 to #4169 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (02/16/2015) [-]
This one's still the cutestest
#4172 to #4171 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (02/16/2015) [-]
What if Thresh is one of Annie her stuffed animals, permanently animated?
User avatar #4163 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
Scrub
User avatar #4164 to #4163 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
no u
User avatar #4159 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
Yo cya

I ****** up in saying I'm afk again

Went upstairs to make myself some coffee

Ended up emptying the dish washer and doing the laundry (well the dryer but still)

Why can't I do this at home
User avatar #4160 to #4159 - cya (02/09/2015) [-]
should i get back on league?
i have to leave for school in 8 hours
User avatar #4161 to #4160 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
Well yeah if you like to

I kinda have to leave in a couple hours too and as much as I'd love doing more work my legs are a bit ****** so not much to do

Let's play
User avatar #4162 to #4161 - cya (02/09/2015) [-]
legs are ****** ?
like by a dog? ;P
#4147 to #4146 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (02/04/2015) [-]
What's wrong?
#4148 to #4147 - madamemoth (02/04/2015) [-]
I want to draw   
and make a webcomic   
but I can't   
I have no talent   
   
TFW
I want to draw
and make a webcomic
but I can't
I have no talent

TFW
#4149 to #4148 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (02/04/2015) [-]
The **** are you talking about?! Your drawings are GOOD, for Pete's sake! I can't draw for ***** n giggles and even I can see that!

Come on, rev yourself up and get to it! You got the talent for it.

Sorry if that's a bit harsh, but you know how I mean it.
#4150 to #4149 - madamemoth (02/04/2015) [-]
b-but I've been trying all day!
b-but I've been trying all day!
#4151 to #4150 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (02/04/2015) [-]
Well? Show me what'cha got!
User avatar #4152 to #4151 - madamemoth (02/04/2015) [-]
I don't have anything, G-Greed sir :c
#4153 to #4152 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (02/04/2015) [-]
So far you have shown us yor talent in three drawings. One of them even finished in an hour!

You've got the talent for it, love. Keep at it and keep improving yourself.
#4154 to #4153 - madamemoth (02/04/2015) [-]
hehe, thanks Gweedy ♥
hehe, thanks Gweedy ♥
#4155 to #4154 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (02/04/2015) [-]
Well, what are ya waiting for? Get to work!
#4143 - onefuckingskurut (01/31/2015) [-]
Hey man, would you like playing some online game with me? If thats okay with you... : )
User avatar #4144 to #4143 - onefuckingskurut (01/31/2015) [-]
Or, actually nevermind that... Its late in night for me already. I gtg sleep. Have a nice day
: )
#4140 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
Remember, Japan did nothing wrong!
#4141 to #4140 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
Chinese cartoons come from there, so if they ever did something wrong they are forgiven.
User avatar #4142 to #4141 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
Gut
#4119 - gustavia (01/30/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#4121 to #4120 - gustavia (01/30/2015) [-]
lel

How are you Matt?
User avatar #4122 to #4121 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
I'm doing marvelous! Saw an ice hockey match, **** got really intense.

Got a job interview in a couple days, which means I'll be in Freiburg for a couple since my best pal also has birthday soon.

How about you buddy?
User avatar #4123 to #4122 - gustavia (01/30/2015) [-]
Ah awesome! Ice hockey is cool and good luck on that job interview

Eh I'm doing pretty okay. Talking to my boyfriend while watching some YouTube videos

Speaking off, are you and mothy together? <3
User avatar #4124 to #4123 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
Thanks! I gonna friggin' need it. If I land this job, my future is set. If not, ehh, try again.

Ehh... I mean I love her as more than just a friend, but **** I'm still not sure. This whole love thing is confusing me to no ends. madamemoth
#4127 to #4126 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
...I'll be just hiding right here, then.
#4129 to #4127 - madamemoth (01/30/2015) [-]
everything okay, dear?
everything okay, dear?
#4130 to #4129 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
I'm just confused is all

Is there something between us or not

I mean you were pretty against it then not so much anymore and now I just don't know

And I still love you to pieces so there's that
#4131 to #4130 - madamemoth (01/30/2015) [-]
I.. uh.. idk   
I mean, I love you a lot, I really really do   
but I think too much time passed without anything really happening?
I.. uh.. idk
I mean, I love you a lot, I really really do
but I think too much time passed without anything really happening?
#4132 to #4131 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
I mean hey, we didn't really have any big unnecessary dramas and are still as close as ever. That has to mean something, no?

I do think what we have can stay the way it is.. until we meet in person, that is.
User avatar #4133 to #4132 - madamemoth (01/30/2015) [-]
there's no way I want to lose you, Green
that should go without saying, you're a huge part of my life and you're 1 of 3 people I couldn't live without
what we have is very special and I don't think that has to go away just because we didn't end up as a couple
User avatar #4135 to #4133 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
No way I want to lose you as well. That would be devastating.

Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying! Let's break the love meta, shall me?
#4137 to #4135 - madamemoth (01/30/2015) [-]
lets! ♥
lets! ♥
#4138 to #4137 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
It's actually prety great what we have. Why fix what ain't broken?
User avatar #4139 to #4138 - madamemoth (01/31/2015) [-]
did you see what I made?
User avatar #4134 to #4133 - madamemoth (01/30/2015) [-]
*Greed
where the **** did Green come from
;;
User avatar #4136 to #4134 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
Well green means grün in german
Blue means blau
You're also blau when you're drunk
...
where am i going with this?
User avatar #4125 to #4124 - gustavia (01/30/2015) [-]
**** ****

Wat r u doing?!
User avatar #4128 to #4125 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
Doing what I can do best

******* **** up!
User avatar #4115 - lunargreenhouse ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
need rock. now. something like this or better Marilyn Manson - Sweet Dreams [audio]
User avatar #4117 to #4116 - lunargreenhouse ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
Need music
User avatar #4118 to #4117 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
You got me worried here.
#4106 to #4105 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
Hey there~
Hey there~
#4107 to #4106 - madamemoth (01/28/2015) [-]
I saw you lurking on my page, mister~
#4108 to #4107 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
Ohh, ya got me~
Ohh, ya got me~
#4109 to #4108 - madamemoth (01/28/2015) [-]
how are you, dear? *hugs* good, I hope?
how are you, dear? *hugs* good, I hope?
#4110 to #4109 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
I'm doing fairly well! Had quite some success with Sion on LoL lately, making progress in driving school, still job hunting and visiting my bro on his birthday in about two weeks.   
   
How are you doing, darling?
I'm doing fairly well! Had quite some success with Sion on LoL lately, making progress in driving school, still job hunting and visiting my bro on his birthday in about two weeks.

How are you doing, darling?
#4111 to #4110 - madamemoth (01/28/2015) [-]
oh my
so much good stuff! yay!

I'm doing good. I'm making a Twitch.tv with Betaguy
I'll be doing art streams starting tomorrow, most likely!
#4112 to #4111 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
Hmmh!   
   
Ohh, you gotta inform me before ya start, will ya? I'd love to watch you drawing! &lt;3
Hmmh!

Ohh, you gotta inform me before ya start, will ya? I'd love to watch you drawing! <3
User avatar #4113 to #4112 - madamemoth (01/28/2015) [-]
I left a post about it on PV~
User avatar #4114 to #4113 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
I saw, I saw~ Gonna check it out! After I'm done checking you out~
#4096 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Again, I could only sleep for 3 hours.

Why brain, why must you wake me up like this?
#4097 to #4096 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
I'm back to only sleeping every second night. I can feel my sanity fading away.
#4099 to #4098 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Why sleep? Got no reason.
#4100 to #4099 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Because it's good.
#4101 to #4100 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
So id vidya.
User avatar #4102 to #4101 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Oh well.
User avatar #4103 to #4102 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
But why can't you sleep normally? I mean I do it because I choose to, but only sleeping for 3 hours?
#4104 to #4103 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Brain's ******* me over.
#4076 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
I'm tired, please fix.
#4077 to #4076 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Sleep is out of the question. Coffee should get you all fixed up in no time!
#4078 to #4077 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Coffee just makes me more thirsty than it makes me feel energised.
#4079 to #4078 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
That's because you need to drink a glass of water after a cup of coffee. You see, coffee has a refreshing, yet dehydrating effect on the body.

Coffee = thirsty and tired
Coffee and water = energized
#4080 to #4079 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Yeah....

Also coffee works as a laxative, I don't really need that right now....yeah....
#4081 to #4080 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
So don't waste coffee on laxactives when you're clogged, just drink coffee.   
   
Coffee can be used for so many things!
So don't waste coffee on laxactives when you're clogged, just drink coffee.

Coffee can be used for so many things!
#4082 to #4081 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Like making my ass hurt more than it does.
#4083 to #4082 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Do I want to know why your ass hurts?
#4085 to #4084 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
That's what I thought. Tell me anyways.
#4087 to #4086 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
..is your asshole as loose as the gaping dragon yet?
#4089 to #4088 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
How do you even fit so much in there...
#4090 to #4089 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Lubricant.
#4091 to #4090 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
o

I was thinking of trying it, but honestly I'm kinda scared.
#4092 to #4091 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
What's there to be scared of?

Just get some lube.

Although you should probably start small. I made the mistake of continuing from where I left of when I wasn't used to it.... yeah...
#4093 to #4092 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
What if I push something in too deep

What if I hit something that is not meant to be hit

What if it really ******* hurts
User avatar #4095 to #4093 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Then it's all good.
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