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How will you kill something that simply cannot be killed?
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"Trust me, for him, I would."
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#3991 - novabird (12/16/2014) [-]
......?
#3993 to #3992 - novabird (12/16/2014) [-]
you seem unstable so i'm checking up on you.
#3994 to #3993 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
You really do have an eye for that.

Ehh, I'm generally not doing very well. Thinking of death and such. Thinking about my own death doesn't bother me in the slightest. In fact, I had something that felt like it's leading up to a heart attack. Didn't care. Death of loved ones, how it could happen any given moment. It's really dragging me the **** down. To top it off, another sleepless night. But that was my own choice... sort of.
#3995 to #3994 - novabird (12/16/2014) [-]
ah, my blowout the other day isn't helping with this either...-_-
just remember that if we all lived forever that life would have no value nor meaning to us here and we'd likely go insane trying to cope with doing the same things that we have done for thousands of years vs a century which already tears at us mentally, some people are afraid to die but they don't realise what kind of hell living forever could be as well.
would those you know be of as much value if they lived forever and you had no reason to worry etc? my thought is not likely aside that the old go out and the new replace them as such and the cycle repeats, losing those we care about may hurt and really suck but in the end the only thing we can hope for is that they go in peace.
as a technical zombie i can say i have experienced this first hand, i don't fear my passing and if i go i only hope it is when i am no longer needed, my only real fear is to be left alone or to die when there's still people who need my help, if there's nothing else for me to protect then i'll go willingly as such with no worry knowing i did what i was meant to do.
User avatar #3990 - burnswhenipee (12/15/2014) [-]
"Hello, hope you will do good" or something of the sort.
User avatar #3996 to #3990 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
Hmm?
User avatar #3989 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
**greedtheavaricious rolled user levvy **
User avatar #3988 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
thetaxman you ******* faglord you replied to something on your profile but it's closed
#3973 - gustavia (12/10/2014) [-]
Hey! Let's play hangman!
User avatar #3974 to #3973 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
Uh, sounds like fun!

I'm going with an O.

Ya best damn fill the letters in
User avatar #3976 to #3975 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
Now an I.
#3977 to #3976 - gustavia (12/10/2014) [-]
Wow you're on a streak m8
User avatar #3980 to #3979 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
What do I win?
#3981 to #3980 - gustavia (12/10/2014) [-]
**gustavia rolls 97** Dubs!
User avatar #3972 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
WHY WE NOT FRIENDS?!?!!?
User avatar #3951 - yiffcario (12/06/2014) [-]
Cool theme, but who are you?
#3952 to #3951 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
I'm just some random guy, thought I'd add you for no apparent reason.

And lemme tell ya, I'm not some "dark and egdy" guy for having chosen Death as my main.. mascot, as some people call it. I'm just fond of the design.
#3953 to #3952 - yiffcario (12/07/2014) [-]
Where'd ya see me?

Didn't even occur to me but now that you mention it.
5edgy89me
#3954 to #3953 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
Somewhere in the comment section did I spot ya.
#3955 to #3954 - yiffcario (12/07/2014) [-]
Recently?

So what's up then?
#3956 to #3955 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
Now how in the world did I miss your reply..

Yep, recently. As in, yesterday. Because it's 4:30 AM now.

Not much been up recently. Just some job hunting, attending a concert, making christmas plans and hoping they don't cross with my maybe new job.

What's up with you?
#3957 to #3956 - yiffcario (12/07/2014) [-]
I'm curious as to what it was since I occasionally say some weird stuff.
Not a big deal if you can't recall, no need to look it up.

What concert?

I should be getting a job soon if all goes well.
#3958 to #3957 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
Ehh, I'm just adding random people sometimes. Making new pals.

Vader, Sodom, Arch Enemy, Kreator. Needless to say, I'm half deaf and my neck hurts.

What are you going to work as?
#3959 to #3958 - yiffcario (12/07/2014) [-]
Aight.

I know, none of those. I'm assuming metal.

Driver's helper, at a beer distributor. Should be good money.
What are you trying to get?
#3960 to #3959 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
Yep, metal.

Huh, sounds pretty interesting.

I'm going to work in a logistics department. Going for part time. Half the work, half the money, but I also need to look for a new internship. Not really possible with full time.
#3961 to #3960 - yiffcario (12/07/2014) [-]
Is that all you listen or got other genres?

Apparently hard as hell work, but good pay so I guess it doubles as a work out, I'm down for that.

Sounds like you got a whole plan.
User avatar #3962 to #3961 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
Naah, I'm listening to pretty much everything. Metal if I can choose what to listen to, sometimes dubstep, techno, or if the radio is on and I don't have a choice it could be one direction for all I care, music is music.

Hey, we're in the same boat, then. Stacking crates all day erry day, yo.
User avatar #3963 to #3962 - yiffcario (12/07/2014) [-]
I listen to everything.

Barrels for me, barrels of booze that I'm apparently allowed to throw since they're like invincible.

Got an xbone?
User avatar #3964 to #3963 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
Aye, mah nig.

Barrels, Crates, in the end both of us will end up with broken backs.

Nope, sorry. Only got the PS3. And a ****** ass laptop that just so manages to run LoL, if that counts.
User avatar #3965 to #3964 - yiffcario (12/07/2014) [-]
List some favorite bands, maybe we got some in common.

Pfft who needs backs anyway.

I have that too but I don't go online.
Same on the laptop situation, but lucky enough to run Sims 3 and Civ V.
Can't do anything I was promised it could.
User avatar #3966 to #3965 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
I should probably mention that it happens a lot that I'm missing replies on profile comments. Especially profile comments. No idea why.

Some favorites are: Kreator, Eisregen (German band) Knife Party for when I'm in that mood, Equilibrium.. I could go on and on and on. What are your favorites?

'bout time we get spine fixing exoskeletons.

Why not going online on PS3 when it is for free? Any reason?
Well, at least you can run Sims and Civ. Can't run either of them fluently.

User avatar #3967 to #3966 - yiffcario (12/07/2014) [-]
Are those all genres or did you just list metal again?
Dunno them either, I like metal but I'm picky with it, like I don't have a broad taste in it.

Out of all genres I like: Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, A Day To Remember, BFMV, Frank Sinatra, Sum 41, Aerosmith, Eve 6, Eminem, Grateful Dead, Matchbox Twenty. Those are just a few.

I got it when I was younger for Sonic 06, then got MGS4, ended up getting into 360 and I prefer that way more than PS3 so I don't do PS3 online. Plus their updates take centuries.
Wow. My laptop would have been really good for gaming, if the graphics card wasn't **** . 8gb of ram. Wtf am I supposed to do with that if I can't play big games?
User avatar #3968 to #3967 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
Knife party is some dubstep, techno kinda thing. I'unno, I don't know many artists of this genre. What I really love tho, is cyber metal/industrial metal. Uniting the best of both worlds.

Most of these names are familiar, yet I barely know any of them. Ned to check it out... Dark Souls tho

Yeah.. I only got 4 GB and used to run **** like Skyrim on medium, League on highest settings, Sims, Mount & Blade with mods.. now it can barely run Gameboy emulators fluently.
User avatar #3969 to #3968 - yiffcario (12/07/2014) [-]
A friend once said Enter Shikari was like, techno meets metal, I don't know though.

Ha, the was my friend's excuse for everything.

I could never run Skyrim. Of course I might have just ****** up the torrent. But canirunit.com says I can't run it.
User avatar #3970 to #3969 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
Enter Shikari? Hmm.. Dark Souls tho

It is a valid excuse! Very addictive I tell ya!

Meh, I can't even run CS:GO. Major lag everywhere, especially the constant ******* smoke/mist.
User avatar #3971 to #3970 - yiffcario (12/07/2014) [-]
I like one song by them, don't think I've heard anything else though.

Yeah, that's what he said.

Jeez, time to invest in a new one.
#3943 - gustavia (12/05/2014) [-]
Why do I get the feeling somehow you're mad at me
#3944 to #3943 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
Why should I be mad at you?
#3945 to #3944 - gustavia (12/05/2014) [-]
I dunno

I just got a feeling
#3946 to #3945 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
Naah, just got out of game because it was lagging like hell.

I need a new laptop. Not tower. **** this. Laptop 4 lyfe
#3947 to #3946 - gustavia (12/05/2014) [-]
Get a good headset as well

You sounded like **** when we was playing Killing Floor

I recommend Razer Kraken or SteelSeries Siberia V2
#3948 to #3947 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
I just got a new headset, but my laptop is sorta rejecting it.

Had no issues before.

Can't afford that, man. Christmas coming up.
#3949 to #3948 - gustavia (12/05/2014) [-]
True

Need the money for the Steam winter sale
User avatar #3941 - madamemoth (12/05/2014) [-]
Love Rap - Rhythm Heaven Fever :3
#3933 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Where have you been?!?? I no more see you
#3934 to #3933 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
I'm right here.
#3935 to #3934 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Do you how do?
#3936 to #3935 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
I'm alive, so I guess that means I'm doing well enough.
#3937 to #3936 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
hows life doing you?
#3938 to #3937 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Life is... ehh, how do I put it.

It's the same **** over and over and over again. Still didn't make any mates. Because I never go out. Because I suck at being social.

Can be worked on, sure. This ******* fear of rejection, though.. it's eating me up.
#3939 to #3938 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
I get the whole fear too... I don't like it ether.... but life without risk holds no rewords... the best way of getting over that fear its to start believing in yourself

Self confidence is the best way to overcome your fear.
#3940 to #3939 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
I have gained a bit of self confidence, thanks to a bunch of users on this website. You included.

It's not much, but it helped getting started.

But that's enough about me.

How are you doing?
#3950 to #3940 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
I'm ok.... My foot is still sore but its getting better. Work is slow so I'm not doing much but its picking up again.... single again but glad I am Bitch!!

other then that nothing...
#3897 - wolfenbanes (12/04/2014) [-]
Gold, of course. YOu should remember hm.
#3921 to #3920 - wolfenbanes (12/04/2014) [-]
Too bad you'll be the one taking it.
#3923 to #3922 - wolfenbanes (12/04/2014) [-]
Swiggity swooty
#3927 to #3926 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Sorry I'm cleaning the house

I only got two hands man, I'm not an octopus
#3929 to #3928 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
And I have to hurry it so I can finally get my headset

It's 5:30 PM and the cits shops all close at 8
User avatar #3930 to #3929 - wolfenbanes (12/04/2014) [-]
Go ahead :3
User avatar #3931 to #3930 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Alright, now to phone mom, then head to town

Just keeping ya updated
User avatar #3932 to #3931 - wolfenbanes (12/04/2014) [-]
Okay, well I leave in 4 hours for work.

Keep me updated <3
#3925 to #3924 - wolfenbanes (12/04/2014) [-]
It's really too bad we can't post ****
User avatar #3898 to #3897 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
I do remember Gold.

What about him?
#3899 to #3898 - wolfenbanes (12/04/2014) [-]
Nothing crazy much to tell about him, or else I'd go on for weeks.

He's probably my biggest character though, and a very clear Tragic Hero.
#3900 to #3899 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Hmm.. he never really seemed very tragic. Not to the extent to call him particulary tragic, at least.
#3901 to #3900 - wolfenbanes (12/04/2014) [-]
His insane power, while at first granting him everything and anything he's ever wanted, has now made him a target, almost a THING to be studied and gained from. Very few see him anymore as just a pone that wants to live a normal life. He's expected to handle any and all issues in the world, and desperately wants to be happy with his family, who he'll eventually watch wither and die.
#3902 to #3901 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
..sparks up some memories.

Continue.
#3903 to #3902 - wolfenbanes (12/04/2014) [-]
At times though he can't decide which is worse.

The enemies that think of him as a trophy to be won by murder or capture, or that when he offers his wisdom and foresight his words are taken as ravings or quirky little senile moments. He garners nearly no respect from those around him, despite all he does for them.
#3904 to #3903 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
I see what you're trying here, but I can't say much with only fragrents of the story.

What I can conclude, though... Gold is pretty much like you. Minus the whole immortality shenanigans. Is that right?
#3905 to #3904 - wolfenbanes (12/04/2014) [-]
Exactly.

Gold is what I wanted to be when I made him.

A magician. Loved. Respected.
#3906 to #3905 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
I should really keep it low key with the alcohol.. passed out, sorry.

A bit far fetched on the magician part... but you are loved and respected. If not by everyone, if not by many people. But there is me, there are a lot of people on this website, there is your boyfriend, your friends...

There are a bunch of people who genuinely care about you. Love you. Respect you. As for your family, **** them. If they disown you because of what you are, they are not worth your time. And your brother? The only logical thing to do... vengeance.
User avatar #3907 to #3906 - wolfenbanes (12/04/2014) [-]
It's alright.

And I know, but it's just something I've always wanted.
And again, I know, just two years ago I didn't have any friends, really. Online or otherwise.

So nowadays... I'm usually in a pretty good spot, but every now and then I just feel... alone. And kinda sink into myself.
#3908 to #3907 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
You will have to drown it out, then. Why should you randomly feel like **** if there is no reason to? I mean, **** went down in the past. But that's over. Chapter ended. You're a couple chapters ahead now.
#3909 to #3908 - wolfenbanes (12/04/2014) [-]
Greed, that's not how it works. I've been living my life with those early chapters ripped out. Only recently have I started to even realize what happened in those chapters. And they're not something you just forget and move on from.
#3910 to #3909 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Hmm... I see. In that case, there is not much one can do. You just have to get stuff sorted out, consult an expert about it...

You will never forget about it. That's for sure. But don't let it break you. You got that?
#3911 to #3910 - wolfenbanes (12/04/2014) [-]
I don't break, I just... wear down at times.
#3912 to #3911 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Believe it or not, but that's the first step. If you lallow it to get to your head too often, it will destroy you.
#3913 to #3912 - wolfenbanes (12/04/2014) [-]
It doesn't happen much
#3914 to #3913 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Now get your ass over here and give me a hug, damn it.
#3917 to #3916 - wolfenbanes (12/04/2014) [-]
Something the matter?~
#3894 - fluttergrey (12/02/2014) [-]
omg mlp r34newss
#3895 to #3894 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Hoh boi. I have no idea who you are your name is similiar though , Thank you very much for this.
User avatar #3896 to #3895 - fluttergrey (12/02/2014) [-]
My profile shows my other accounts addy banned if that matters.
User avatar #3893 - wonna (12/02/2014) [-]
mlp rule 34
#3891 - gustavia (11/19/2014) [-]
You like heavy metal right?   
   
Here! Have some heavy metal from one of my favorite bands :3   
   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zvqw6d_KS8Q   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOZIREhAxag   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFT4AMxkl-s   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgA5Gq_4ZMU
You like heavy metal right?

Here! Have some heavy metal from one of my favorite bands :3

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zvqw6d_KS8Q
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOZIREhAxag
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFT4AMxkl-s
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgA5Gq_4ZMU
#3860 - notapotato (11/11/2014) [-]
I was kinda hoping DS would do something other than &quot;Whoop you did it set yourself on fire you NG+ now&quot;   
There was still stuff I wanted to do, dammit!
I was kinda hoping DS would do something other than "Whoop you did it set yourself on fire you NG+ now"
There was still stuff I wanted to do, dammit!
User avatar #3883 to #3860 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Backstabbing is just dirty **** . When they don't fish for it, it's perfectly acceptable. Otherwise, heal up whenever you can, then ******* dead angle wreck them.
#3884 to #3883 - notapotato (11/11/2014) [-]
Wait, dead angle?
Wait, dead angle?
#3887 to #3885 - notapotato (11/11/2014) [-]
Looks difficult. I'll have to try it out some time.
Looks difficult. I'll have to try it out some time.
User avatar #3862 to #3860 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Also, the final battle was intentionally anti climatic, and fairly easy compared to the other bosses, sometimes even regular enemies.

Just think about how much of Gwyns power, not even that, how much of his undying soul has been split between his followers.
#3861 to #3860 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
>Linking the fire
>Not ending the age of gods, becoming the lord of men

God damn it, Rob.
#3863 to #3861 - notapotato (11/11/2014) [-]
For the whole goddamn game they drive in &quot;Bonfire = Good go here to not die&quot; I just instinctively went for that 						******					 and only now realise I had a choice. God dammit.   
   
Also I fear I may have accidentally overlevelled myself somewhere between O&amp;S and Seath cause every boss after that felt easier than it should've been.
For the whole goddamn game they drive in "Bonfire = Good go here to not die" I just instinctively went for that ****** and only now realise I had a choice. God dammit.

Also I fear I may have accidentally overlevelled myself somewhere between O&S and Seath cause every boss after that felt easier than it should've been.
#3864 to #3863 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
OR   
   
OR   
   
OR   
   
YOU MANAGED TO GIT GUD!   
   
Level doesn't really matter, all depends on your skill.   
   
What level are you?
OR

OR

OR

YOU MANAGED TO GIT GUD!

Level doesn't really matter, all depends on your skill.

What level are you?
#3865 to #3864 - notapotato (11/11/2014) [-]
Pff, naaah.   
   
I'm at like eighty something. I'm pretty sure that's too much.
Pff, naaah.

I'm at like eighty something. I'm pretty sure that's too much.
#3866 to #3865 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
My faith/dex Darkwraith is at level 112 and the archives still 						****					 me up... Using full Darkwraith set with the addition of some miracles. Sunlight Spear/Karmic Justice/Force/Gravelord Sword Dance...   
   
						*****					. You gud gud.   
   
You went through all that 						****					 without a guide?
My faith/dex Darkwraith is at level 112 and the archives still **** me up... Using full Darkwraith set with the addition of some miracles. Sunlight Spear/Karmic Justice/Force/Gravelord Sword Dance...

***** . You gud gud.

You went through all that **** without a guide?
#3867 to #3866 - notapotato (11/11/2014) [-]
But, dex builds, right?

Uh, let's see... With the exception of picking up one or two items, and your advice on getting to Oolacile... that one bit in Anor Londo where you go up the rafter into the church cause goddamn how am I supposed to know that's a thing you can walk on... I think that's it? There's probable more I'm forgetting.
#3868 to #3867 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Dex builds are fun, but god damn, pure melee strenght builds are much more fun. More rewarding, too. Might not land all hits, but when you do and you get lucky with a low poise invader, they're ****** . ****** . Especially dead angling is great.

Heh, I've been using a guide for most of the catacombs and how to beat certain bosses. Catacombs were just a pain in the ass.
#3869 to #3868 - notapotato (11/11/2014) [-]
Oh yes, knocking people the 						****					 over is always fun.   
   
The catacombs were confusing, heh. I got about 80% of the way through, then ended up getting lost, turning around and ending up back at Firelink without even realising it.   
Bed of Chaos almost had me going for a guide, but I managed to figure it out eventually.
Oh yes, knocking people the **** over is always fun.

The catacombs were confusing, heh. I got about 80% of the way through, then ended up getting lost, turning around and ending up back at Firelink without even realising it.
Bed of Chaos almost had me going for a guide, but I managed to figure it out eventually.
#3870 to #3869 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Bed of ******** ... kingpinkie did that one for me because I got so frustrated I nearly destroyed my controller. And my TV. And my PS3. And my window. And my hands.
#3888 to #3886 - kingpinkie (11/11/2014) [-]
Man **** that hex fag
Not giving me his badass armor set just cause I ain't a hex fag...hmmph
User avatar #3889 to #3888 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Who's the hex faf, anyway?
#3890 to #3889 - kingpinkie (11/11/2014) [-]
Felkin the outcast!
I mean could just kill him and buy his armor set....but I dun want sin
Cause the blue sentinals will come in the worst of times
But his armor set is sexy as ****
#3871 to #3870 - notapotato (11/11/2014) [-]
I was almost at that point, and then &quot;Hang on a damn second, ain't that one of them tree root things they've had me running on for the past hour or so?&quot;   
I guess having enough stamina and a big enough shield make it more possible.
I was almost at that point, and then "Hang on a damn second, ain't that one of them tree root things they've had me running on for the past hour or so?"
I guess having enough stamina and a big enough shield make it more possible.
User avatar #3872 to #3871 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Dark Souls: The Wrath of the Darkwraith

God damn it, man. That was ******* frustrating as **** .

The devs even apologized for this boss.
#3873 to #3872 - notapotato (11/11/2014) [-]
God damn was I pissed those couple of times I missed the jump.

See, that's the kind of invader I need to get more often.
I need to start doing online play stuff.
#3874 to #3873 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
I invaded someone in darkroot and did this for a good five minutes. She just ran around.

After a while we started shooting sunlight spears and dark beads into the horizon.

Traded some armor and weapons. Snatched a chaos hammer.

Best invasion ever.

After a while I waved goodbye.

Best. Invasion. Ever.
#3875 to #3874 - notapotato (11/11/2014) [-]
I can never find anyone to invade or invade me or anything. Damn you, living the good life.
I can never find anyone to invade or invade me or anything. Damn you, living the good life.
#3876 to #3875 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Did you buy the master key from domnhall?

Or as starting gift?

If so, skip taurus demon and head straight to Darkroot. The burg is a big PVP hotspot in NG+.

Other great PVP places are the painted worl and Oolacile township, at the bonfire right after Artorias.
#3877 to #3876 - notapotato (11/11/2014) [-]
Oh, right, I can do that. I'll do that. Wait, Domnhall won't be there yet in this playthrough, will he.
Eh, I'm close enough to Darkroot.
I hung around the burg for a bit, but nothing.
I'll check out those two places as well.

Dammit this would've been so much easier if it didn't catapult me straight into NG+
#3878 to #3877 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
NG+ is all about PVP, anyway. So you might as well abuse a glitch to get you to a sufficient pvp level (between 100-125, though I do get quite a bit of PVP at level 135.)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFo7P98Hohw
#3879 to #3878 - notapotato (11/11/2014) [-]
So, level more? Will do.
Invading seems pretty fun.
#3880 to #3879 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Your builds still the same? Still same weapon and all?
#3881 to #3880 - notapotato (11/11/2014) [-]
Yep, big 						*******					 sword.   
   
Although from what little I know everyone just goes for the damn backstabs.
Yep, big ******* sword.

Although from what little I know everyone just goes for the damn backstabs.
#3851 - notapotato (11/08/2014) [-]
Say... would you happen to have spoken to Moths today?
#3852 to #3851 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
AYE! Why ya askin'?
#3853 to #3852 - notapotato (11/08/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/beta guy/3667#3667

Be there for her, okay?
#3856 to #3855 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
**** ... God damn it, man.

**** , I ain't religious, but I feel like praying for her.
#3857 to #3856 - notapotato (11/08/2014) [-]
My thoughts exactly... let's be strong for her, okay?
#3858 to #3857 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
Aye, boss. Let's support her where we can.
#3859 to #3858 - notapotato (11/08/2014) [-]
That's what I'm talking about.
#3845 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#3846 to #3845 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
It ain't gay when friends hug.   
   
C'mere.
It ain't gay when friends hug.

C'mere.
#3847 to #3846 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
Sup?
Sup?
#3848 to #3847 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
Playing Dark Souls, as usual, lel.

Just relaxing with a couple beer. Gonna studdy every second day now.

You?
User avatar #3850 to #3849 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
Russians, man, how do they work?!

I'm doing alright. Got my beer, so I can't complain.
#3804 - madamemoth (10/30/2014) [-]
~~ ♥
~~ ♥
User avatar #3828 to #3804 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
Why you disable profile </3
User avatar #3830 to #3828 - madamemoth (10/30/2014) [-]
s-sorry
fixed
#3805 to #3804 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
Hey there, little mothy. How can I be of service?
#3806 to #3805 - madamemoth (10/30/2014) [-]
no service needed, just wanted to drop by, say hello~
#3807 to #3806 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
Hello, hello! Welcome, once again, to my sanctuary.

How are you doing?
#3808 to #3807 - madamemoth (10/30/2014) [-]
I'm doing good, yeah~ kinda bored~   
hby, Gweedy?~
I'm doing good, yeah~ kinda bored~
hby, Gweedy?~
#3809 to #3808 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
I'm doing fairly well, myself. Just got done (well, sorta) tidying up my room. Just gonna rush through with the vacuum cleaner and move some stuff, then I'm done. Gonna take a shower in a bit, then heading to the psychatrist.

Still sick, so that's not so good. Bonus is: Playing games all day without having to feel guilty about neglecting other stuff, heh.
User avatar #3810 to #3809 - madamemoth (10/30/2014) [-]
hehe, that's good! I took a shower earlier
and I've spent most of my morning cleaning my Mom's laptop
why the **** can't parents take care of computers holy **** this thing is a mess
#3811 to #3810 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
Ehehehe... my laptop is quite the mess, too. Thing runs a lot slower than it used to, then again, it's almost two years old and still in almost top condition.

I gotta take a shower now, directly after that I have to get ready to go.

We'll talk later, aye? :3
User avatar #3812 to #3811 - madamemoth (10/30/2014) [-]
of course ♥ later~
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