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gravitysandwich

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:7/12/2012
Last Login:6/04/2014
Location:in your butt
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sometimes when imm really bored i watch tv then go on funnyjunk. life is good!

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#63 - haha why did the bear wave at the guy? 11/19/2012 on LOL This bear 0
#14 - Picture 11/19/2012 on faggot detector +17
#149 - this is kind of obvious. nobody wants to be associated with a … 11/12/2012 on Mitt Romney +1
#156 - OMG. listen to the video with your eyes closed wtf! 11/11/2012 on Gak is Back motherfucker +1
#261 - Picture 11/11/2012 on cut myself +1
#14 - **gravitysandwich rolled a random image posted in comment #1…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2012 on running away +4
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#15 - maskedhippo (11/08/2012) [-]
coolest note ever
#19 - idk man i realized my math was ****** up. make it based off of…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Raping Clown 0
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#20 - sabdoor (11/06/2012) [-]
Assuming we're using American

Dick Size = (Shoe Size x (Ride Height/2)) / (Expense/10000)
So: D=(SxH)/(E/10000)

D=(14x(4/2)) / (450000/10000)
D=(14x2) / 4.5
D= 28/4.5
D= 6.2inches
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#21 - sabdoor (11/06/2012) [-]
All people who do not own cars should find the mean expense of all cars in your country.
#14 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Raping Clown 0
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#16 - sabdoor (11/06/2012) [-]
Perhaps the original hypothesis is incorrect? We should make it proportional to a foot size/car expense ratio. I mean I could own an old limo, lower the ride height and then say I have a huge dick. Of course it would hit the ground everytime I went over a bump. Also expensive cars are immediately lower to the ground,
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#19 - gravitysandwich (11/06/2012) [-]
idk man i realized my math was fucked up. make it based off of how many inches the frame of the car is away from the tire. so 14/0=*undefined* basically no car you must assume you have a vagina. if it is 4 inches away with size 7 shoes then 7/4=1.75inches. 16/2= 8inches. so let s be shoe size, x be car frame from wheel, and d be dick size. then the actual equation would be D=S/X
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#20 - sabdoor (11/06/2012) [-]
Assuming we're using American

Dick Size = (Shoe Size x (Ride Height/2)) / (Expense/10000)
So: D=(SxH)/(E/10000)

D=(14x(4/2)) / (450000/10000)
D=(14x2) / 4.5
D= 28/4.5
D= 6.2inches
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#21 - sabdoor (11/06/2012) [-]
All people who do not own cars should find the mean expense of all cars in your country.
#1 - small feet= small dick big feet = big dick huge ass cl…  [+] (18 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Raping Clown +172
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#52 - shitshitshit (11/06/2012) [-]
mother fuckers have anacondas in their trousers man
#45 - flooperish (11/06/2012) [-]
#32 - firesky (11/06/2012) [-]
I have small feet and a small car
#31 - huszti (11/06/2012) [-]
thats my car. do i have a huge penis now?
#30 - hellbomber (11/06/2012) [-]
I want to thumb but I also want to leave the number as is...
#9 - mcsawyerb (11/06/2012) [-]
what about big feet and no car?
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#25 - chaosnazo (11/06/2012) [-]
Then the car is microscopical.

Oh fuck.
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#8 - sabdoor (11/06/2012) [-]
There must be some sort of mathematical graph or formula to work this out

I wear size 14 shoe and have no car so what does that make me?
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#16 - sabdoor (11/06/2012) [-]
Perhaps the original hypothesis is incorrect? We should make it proportional to a foot size/car expense ratio. I mean I could own an old limo, lower the ride height and then say I have a huge dick. Of course it would hit the ground everytime I went over a bump. Also expensive cars are immediately lower to the ground,
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#19 - gravitysandwich (11/06/2012) [-]
idk man i realized my math was fucked up. make it based off of how many inches the frame of the car is away from the tire. so 14/0=*undefined* basically no car you must assume you have a vagina. if it is 4 inches away with size 7 shoes then 7/4=1.75inches. 16/2= 8inches. so let s be shoe size, x be car frame from wheel, and d be dick size. then the actual equation would be D=S/X
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#20 - sabdoor (11/06/2012) [-]
Assuming we're using American

Dick Size = (Shoe Size x (Ride Height/2)) / (Expense/10000)
So: D=(SxH)/(E/10000)

D=(14x(4/2)) / (450000/10000)
D=(14x2) / 4.5
D= 28/4.5
D= 6.2inches
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#21 - sabdoor (11/06/2012) [-]
All people who do not own cars should find the mean expense of all cars in your country.
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#11 - jeroylenkins (11/06/2012) [-]
You know how big your cock is.
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#12 - sabdoor (11/06/2012) [-]
But going on the basis of this assumption what would it be?
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#13 - jeroylenkins (11/06/2012) [-]
big shoe=big dick
no car=no dick?
So you have half of a penis.
#3 - ohgodwaitimatheist (11/06/2012) [-]
#15 - "yes the best way for kids to be safe out there is in my … 11/05/2012 on Seems Legit. 0