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Gender: male
Age: 24
Consoles Owned: xbox, pc
Video Games Played: cod halo minecraft and such
X-box Gamertag: metalstorm128
Interests: tennis
Date Signed Up:7/12/2012
Last Login:6/04/2014
Location:in your butt
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sometimes when imm really bored i watch tv then go on funnyjunk. life is good!

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#37 - exactly. she isn't beautiful. she is ugly. i don't even know w…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2012 on 15 Minutes!?!? +5
#79 - anonymous (08/25/2012) [-]
Then why is funnyjunk giving her attention if you hate the attention she is getting?
#31 - that was terrifying 08/25/2012 on 15 Minutes!?!? 0
#27 - brother? is that you?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2012 on 15 Minutes!?!? +15
#41 - cucumbers (08/25/2012) [-]
#14 - he did. then he showed us what a Cleveland steamer was and how…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2012 on dose thees things happen to... +2
User avatar #15 - heraske (08/25/2012) [-]
Okay then,

How do you make a woman have squirting orgasm?

Sincerely, teacher.
#10 - yeah my health class did that too. but i remember we had these…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/25/2012 on dose thees things happen to... +2
User avatar #13 - heraske (08/25/2012) [-]
If I was the teacher I would have pulled down my pants and said "Smell my dick." The student would reply "*sniff* what's that smell?" and I would say "The smell of vagina."
#14 - gravitysandwich (08/25/2012) [-]
he did. then he showed us what a Cleveland steamer was and how to successfully make a woman have a squirting orgasm. and then we all participated in what he called bukkake on this retarded kid in a wheel chair. interesting course!
User avatar #15 - heraske (08/25/2012) [-]
Okay then,

How do you make a woman have squirting orgasm?

Sincerely, teacher.
#11 - rgarnett (08/25/2012) [-]
That could've ended very badly lol
#7 - yeah because a 15 yo never had a health class or heard other k…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/25/2012 on dose thees things happen to... +4
#8 - rgarnett (08/25/2012) [-]
Man our sex ed in grade school was seriously lacking (and only one I had really). All they did was give us water to mix with three people (opposite sex or not), and then they poured a chemical into our jar. If it turned yellow or w.e. we had AIDs and were going to die slowly and painfully. Also they showed pictures of the bacteria that caused some stuff... no pussy
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#10 - gravitysandwich (08/25/2012) [-]
yeah my health class did that too. but i remember we had these slides of the private parts and the female slide came up and i was soooo excited. we studied the vag in detail and i think our teacher loved talking about it. one time i asked what a vagina smelled like and he said well you would have to ask your parents that one.
User avatar #13 - heraske (08/25/2012) [-]
If I was the teacher I would have pulled down my pants and said "Smell my dick." The student would reply "*sniff* what's that smell?" and I would say "The smell of vagina."
#14 - gravitysandwich (08/25/2012) [-]
he did. then he showed us what a Cleveland steamer was and how to successfully make a woman have a squirting orgasm. and then we all participated in what he called bukkake on this retarded kid in a wheel chair. interesting course!
User avatar #15 - heraske (08/25/2012) [-]
Okay then,

How do you make a woman have squirting orgasm?

Sincerely, teacher.
#11 - rgarnett (08/25/2012) [-]
That could've ended very badly lol
#7 - whenever i find a comment i made that is like over two years o… 08/25/2012 on Oh god why? +10
#7 - one time i went to bed without brushing my teeth for a whole t… 08/24/2012 on bed time story +9
#142 - i was expecting at the end it was gonna say i cant imagine any… 08/24/2012 on Dem feels +1
#21 - and after one look around at all the douches and fags he will … 08/24/2012 on Genius 0
#168 - there is a perfectly normal sized bike right behind him. nope … 08/23/2012 on Bike riding level: Over 9000 +4
#12 - thank you op for censoring the word **** on the i… 08/23/2012 on don't f++k with a Angry... 0
#1 - Comment deleted 08/22/2012 on Haters gonna hate 0
#202 - i seriously thought this was a strange picture of Eeyore's ass..  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2012 on got a bad day? +1
#208 - ultimoz (08/22/2012) [-]
Realisation....
#38 - dude that is sooo harsh. but dude you are at this point where … 08/22/2012 on Fuck me right 0
#37 - so if you want more 08/22/2012 on Cool Places Comp 13 0
#2 - the guy was trying to take a picture of a pussy and ended up t…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/21/2012 on Stupid kids +95
User avatar #3 - bitchplzzz (08/21/2012) [-]
Noodle*
#33 - thearcher (08/21/2012) [-]
Pretty much 200 redthumbs - I'm thoroughly impressed
#30 - itshotintopica (08/21/2012) [-]
NEGATIVE 173 THUMBS.
you can go ahead and just make new account.
#23 - anonymous (08/21/2012) [-]
I still fucking hate you
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#13 - WelshFapper (08/21/2012) [-]
#114 - Picture 08/20/2012 on Now he knows... +4
#132 - if god exists than how come mars rover? atheists: 0 Ch… 08/16/2012 on Hey Atheists - Gloves 0
#55 - Picture 08/16/2012 on Godzilla +15
#1 - Comment deleted 08/15/2012 on Frogs Legs 0
#1 - you have aids in your anal cavity. oh and you suck your moms t… 08/15/2012 on Club 0
#2 - you're so straight 08/15/2012 on tags 0
#99 - so she likes roosters. big deal! 08/14/2012 on classy +3
#61 - why would he care what a four year olds cat smells like? 08/08/2012 on Horrible joke... +15
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#1 - redwolfradolf (07/15/2012) [-]
Comment virgin?

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