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#19 - implying not having a vagina kills you.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2012 on hwut in tarnation 0
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#31 - anon (09/26/2012) [-]
If she didn't have a vagina, she wouldn't be your GIRLfriend.
#21 - why not go out and do something fun with your dad?? 09/25/2012 on Feel Time Everybody +3
#8 - i thought the same exact thing the other day. what if let's sa…  [+] (23 new replies) 09/23/2012 on Muslims +2
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#13 - numbertwozeldafan (09/23/2012) [-]
All the shit they did?
You sound American.
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#24 - numbertwozeldafan (09/23/2012) [-]
"everything" is an exceptionally vague and lazy response to give. Name one atrocity that they as a people have committed that no other ethnic group has performed before. Something so obviously vile and repulsive that it would actually justify the deaths of their men, their women, their children.

"They" have not done anything. They go about their religious practices much as any Christian or Buddhist would. Yet there are people like you who assume that because there are radicals on the fringes of their society willing to commit crimes against humanity, they should all suffer because of it.
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#27 - numbertwozeldafan (09/23/2012) [-]
Bombing Mecca would do exactly that my friend. Hundreds would die, Women, Children, Elderly. And not just Muslims, either. Respectful travelers, historians, religious scholars and college students would likely be nearby as well, and would suffer.

You seem to be wholly incapable of considering the consequences of the actions you wish to partake against these people. For nothing. You've yet to answer my question. You want to kill these people and destroy a historical landmark...for what?
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#30 - numbertwozeldafan (09/23/2012) [-]
You, sir, are a bit lacks on explosives, aren't you? Do you know anything, ANYTHING, about kinetic energy and what an explosion would do to the people standing mere FEET away from that thing? You display an arrogant lack of imagination, tact, knowledge of basic science and a clear disdain for cultural integrity.

You have yet to answer my question. You clearly wish to punish these people for no other reason than "derpit said so".
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#33 - numbertwozeldafan (09/23/2012) [-]
VERY AMERICAN, as I've said before.

Christians have done just as bad, if not worse things, because their enemies did not believe. They also perpetrated multiple acts of terror and slaughter for centuries because of it. Let's go blow up every church we see!

And Hitler. Oh boy, he killed so many people! And thanks to your reasoning we should go bomb Germany! Let's go!

This is becoming pathetic. You've proven nothing but your own stagnant view on the world.
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#36 - numbertwozeldafan (09/23/2012) [-]
Except that it has, and does on a day-to-day basis. I personally know several muslims in my community who go about their day-to-day activities like anyone else would (albeit with a burka) and have not once threatened to bomb my house because I do not believe.

Inversely, I know only 3, maybe 4 Christians, and they've done not but pester me and threaten me with hell because I am atheist. Those are terrible statistics to go by, wouldn't you agree?

You live in a world full to the brim with people from all kinds of backgrounds, and yet you're willing to persecute an entire religion because of the actions of a tiny minority? You're clearly a Christian, republican American. How are you using the internet? How are you typing and reading? Do. You. Even. Lift.
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#38 - numbertwozeldafan (09/23/2012) [-]
Hrm? Oh, I'm sorry, we were still having a conversation? I could have sworn that you were just, I dunno, rattling on about killing muslims like a good lil' American.
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#40 - numbertwozeldafan (09/23/2012) [-]
If I wanted my Cumback I'd wipe it from your mom's chin.
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#42 - numbertwozeldafan (09/23/2012) [-]
That makes no sense in the context of an insult nor in the idea of you fucking my sister. Why would she insult you after? Are you that bad, or is your American dick just THAT SMALL?
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#58 - avoidinghomework (09/23/2012) [-]
Honestly, what the hell does being an American have to do with any of this? Derpit you are clearly a retard, not much more needs to be said about that and Numbertwozeldafan how in the hell can you preach about not persecuting the majority for the minority when you constantly use being American as an insult? If you honestly believe the majority of Americans are stupid and ignorant then you are just as bad as Derpit.
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#55 - shaazo (09/23/2012) [-]
basically, what i got from this is that you want to punish an entire religion and an entire culture for the actions of a small portion of extremists. with that logic, we might as well destroy pretty much every single culture or religion in history
#48 - abachonk (09/23/2012) [-]
Fuck you genocide fucker.

I don't like muslim culture, but I respect it. You could be killed too by thinking different.
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#44 - numbertwozeldafan (09/23/2012) [-]
Ok. Wow. That was...that was sad.

Like, middle-school geek sad. Do you even lift?
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#57 - neal is my hero. i lold at every story with james though. 09/10/2012 on Tard Stories +1
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#71 - later realizes scumbag steve is his brother. 09/05/2012 on Party Hard 0
#20 - a tv show!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2012 on always happens to me +5
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#50 - this kid is just hoping for some pussy. with his logic a 500 p… 09/02/2012 on Die +8
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#176 - because killing yourself hurts.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2012 on Boy, That Escalated Quickly +9
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#185 - monsterman (09/01/2012) [-]
This is the most original answer I have seen so far.

Everyone else just repeats what I put in the description.

Thumb for you, sir.
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#41 - why didnt she just drive away? 08/30/2012 on shitty punishment 0
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#639 - i would politely tell him to not slap my sister on her ass 08/29/2012 on What Do You Do? +6
#604 - i would send them back to 9gag 08/29/2012 on What Do You Do? +4
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#7 - It'd be better if the gif was seamless 08/26/2012 on Spiderman will dance to ANY... 0
#2 - anmd than we had the poortable fart in our hands 08/26/2012 on wut 0
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#1 - redwolfradolf (07/15/2012) [-]
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