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#29 - Picture 3 minutes ago on how to deal with a nosy fuck +1
#12 - SACRIFICE THEM UPON AN ALTER OF EARTH, WITH A DAGGER THAT HAS …  [+] (1 new reply) 28 minutes ago on Dump? +1
User avatar #13 - jacksipian (22 minutes ago) [-]
IT SHALL BE DONE MY LORD!
#15 - Picture 9 hours ago on Not Today, Death +4
#362 - This guy burned his apartment down while trying to cook a squi… 9 hours ago on Stupid Stuff 0
#17 - How bout this, you give me your address, I mail you several sa… 10 hours ago on Sea Men 0
#7 - I'm a guy, but I'm not that curious. I'll do anything. For cur…  [+] (6 new replies) 12 hours ago on Sea Men +2
User avatar #20 - ljxjlos (6 hours ago) [-]
I just wanted to know how stuff tasted and now I´m sad allover again because Meat Load is basically dying.
User avatar #16 - goldenfairy (10 hours ago) [-]
It's bitter. Or at least that's what I remember when I tasted mine.
User avatar #15 - tiltaz (11 hours ago) [-]
>Real story time.
>Med class. We going over sex stuff, just started with the composition of seed.
>Going over the various things that make up the seed.
>Teacher goes over how there is a lot of glucose, to power the semen.
>Blond chick raises her hand.
>"How come it tastes so bitter, and not sweet at all?"
Hope that gave you some awnsers
#10 - devout feminist (12 hours ago) [-]
ask your mom what your siblings tasted like
#8 - hsm (12 hours ago) [-]
Well are you willing to wack someone else off?
User avatar #17 - grandlordchicken (10 hours ago) [-]
How bout this, you give me your address, I mail you several samples of semen, and you tell everbody how it tastes?
#7 - I keep an extra free hand betwean my rock hard abs. 12 hours ago on No More Room... +4
#3 - Ok now I'm curious, what does semen taste like?  [+] (18 new replies) 12 hours ago on Sea Men 0
User avatar #33 - thecrash (1 hour ago) [-]
Condensed milk.
User avatar #28 - closothehomosexual (2 hours ago) [-]
It differs, apparently. But mine tastes like peas.
#26 - devout feminist (2 hours ago) [-]
I was curious. Tasted it, the thought of tasting semen made it so revolting I nearly threw up. At least I now know I'm not gay
User avatar #18 - moistnuggests (10 hours ago) [-]
From what I understand it depends on the person's diet: if they eat a lot of fruits (pineapple being popular) and avoid foods that have sulfur (garlic/onions for example) then it will taste sweet; if they eat a lot of meat and sulfurish foods then it will be bitter

I believe there's something similar about vaginal juices as well but not sure.
#14 - letrollzor (11 hours ago) [-]
I won't lie. It tastes like Dr.Pepper
User avatar #27 - samthediv (2 hours ago) [-]
Im ashamed I know where thats from
User avatar #30 - letrollzor (2 hours ago) [-]
so am I
#32 - thefates (1 hour ago) [-]
I'm not.
#34 - hsm (58 minutes ago) [-]
Go ahead, tell me too
#36 - devout feminist (6 minutes ago) [-]
#4 - hsm (12 hours ago) [-]
Well if you're a guy, wack it and lick it. If you're a girl, look for sexy singles in your area.
#7 - grandlordchicken (12 hours ago) [-]
I'm a guy, but I'm not that curious. I'll do anything. For curiosity but I won't do that.
User avatar #20 - ljxjlos (6 hours ago) [-]
I just wanted to know how stuff tasted and now I´m sad allover again because Meat Load is basically dying.
User avatar #16 - goldenfairy (10 hours ago) [-]
It's bitter. Or at least that's what I remember when I tasted mine.
User avatar #15 - tiltaz (11 hours ago) [-]
>Real story time.
>Med class. We going over sex stuff, just started with the composition of seed.
>Going over the various things that make up the seed.
>Teacher goes over how there is a lot of glucose, to power the semen.
>Blond chick raises her hand.
>"How come it tastes so bitter, and not sweet at all?"
Hope that gave you some awnsers
#10 - devout feminist (12 hours ago) [-]
ask your mom what your siblings tasted like
#8 - hsm (12 hours ago) [-]
Well are you willing to wack someone else off?
User avatar #17 - grandlordchicken (10 hours ago) [-]
How bout this, you give me your address, I mail you several samples of semen, and you tell everbody how it tastes?
#380 - Is that the term for suicide by overworking? I forget.  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on Japanese Etiquette 0
User avatar #381 - teranin (5 hours ago) [-]
kind of, more like "working yourself to death"
#10 - THAT IS YOUR FIRST BORN SON AND HALF OF YOUR NEXT SON, NOT INC…  [+] (3 new replies) 12 hours ago on Dump? +1
User avatar #11 - jacksipian (3 hours ago) [-]
VERY WELL! IS THERE ANY SPECIAL WAY THEY MUST BE SACRIFICED?
#12 - grandlordchicken (28 minutes ago) [-]
SACRIFICE THEM UPON AN ALTER OF EARTH, WITH A DAGGER THAT HAS NEVER BEFORE TASTED BLOOD, WHILE CHANTING MY NAME, THEN WAIT 3-5 BUSINESS DAYS FOR THE TRANSACTION TO BE PROCESSED.
User avatar #13 - jacksipian (22 minutes ago) [-]
IT SHALL BE DONE MY LORD!

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#9 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
#2 - grandlordchicken ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
You may be on to something there
User avatar #1 - dinodinosaur (10/29/2013) [-]
Thanks anyway dude
#8 to #7 - grandlordchicken ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
We are small, but we are many. We are many; we are small.
We were here before you rose. We will be here when you fall.
We have teeth and we have tails. We have tails; we have eyes.
We were here before you fell. You will be here when we rise.
We have eyes and we have nerveses. We have tails; we have teeth.
You'll all get what you deserveses when we rise from underneath.
There will be a little tussle. You will topple from your throne.
We will nibble off the muscle. We will nibble off the bone.
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