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Date Signed Up:6/25/2011
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#200 - I used an RPG-Name generator. 07/28/2015 on What does your username mean? 0
#192236 - Regardless of your gender by the way, tits are tits.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #192273 - misticalz (07/27/2015) [-]
did u get tits lmao
#192235 - Yes. 100% positive I won't. I can send you a pic of my faec in return. 07/26/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#192121 - I will try, first I gotta put down your mum though. 07/25/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#192119 - Ye, and I beat it half a year ago, I have been going to the gy…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #192129 - hoban (07/25/2015) [-]
I dont mean to sound like a dick or make you feel bad but seriously? you beat cancer thats beyond awesome you shouldnt think about ending it you have done something so many others have tried to do and they failed. You have a second chance see the positive side to that. Lossing weight can be really hard trust me i know. What do you focus on at the gym? if you need some tips on diet and what not feel free to inbox me.
User avatar #192123 - alstorp (07/25/2015) [-]
Well that sucks anus. You'd think beating leukaemia would give a lot of faith. Maybe try a different diet again? You gotta burn more calories than you gain.

If you're 100% certain though, gas asphyxiation is good (don't do normal asphyxiation via rope, it will hurt extremely much towards the end), gun is good, OD is good. Don't jump in front of a train or something dumb like that which hurts other people.
#192117 - Not really. Sorry man. 07/25/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#192115 - Talking does not get rid of blood cancer, weight, or arrogance…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/25/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #192120 - makotoitou (07/25/2015) [-]
pretty sure putting down the fork fixes all of those
User avatar #192131 - thedudeistheman (07/25/2015) [-]
How does eating less cure cancer?
User avatar #192121 - gozoglontz (07/25/2015) [-]
I will try, first I gotta put down your mum though.
User avatar #192118 - alstorp (07/25/2015) [-]
Is it Leukaemia? How long do you have?
User avatar #192119 - gozoglontz (07/25/2015) [-]
Ye, and I beat it half a year ago, I have been going to the gym every second day and handling my diet since then, and I basically lost 0 weight and I lost faith, and I see no point in trying anymore.
User avatar #192129 - hoban (07/25/2015) [-]
I dont mean to sound like a dick or make you feel bad but seriously? you beat cancer thats beyond awesome you shouldnt think about ending it you have done something so many others have tried to do and they failed. You have a second chance see the positive side to that. Lossing weight can be really hard trust me i know. What do you focus on at the gym? if you need some tips on diet and what not feel free to inbox me.
User avatar #192123 - alstorp (07/25/2015) [-]
Well that sucks anus. You'd think beating leukaemia would give a lot of faith. Maybe try a different diet again? You gotta burn more calories than you gain.

If you're 100% certain though, gas asphyxiation is good (don't do normal asphyxiation via rope, it will hurt extremely much towards the end), gun is good, OD is good. Don't jump in front of a train or something dumb like that which hurts other people.
#192107 - What is the quickest, painless way to kill oeself?  [+] (21 new replies) 07/25/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #192231 - kegget (07/26/2015) [-]
If i PM'd you a picture of my tits can you not kill yourself?
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User avatar #192236 - gozoglontz (07/26/2015) [-]
Regardless of your gender by the way, tits are tits.
User avatar #192273 - misticalz (07/27/2015) [-]
did u get tits lmao
User avatar #192235 - gozoglontz (07/26/2015) [-]
Yes. 100% positive I won't. I can send you a pic of my faec in return.
User avatar #192177 - mattempire (07/26/2015) [-]
Ending it is never the best way out. PM me (or anyone else for that matter. I can't imagine anyone would actively, seriously encourge suicide unless in very very extenuating circumstances). Talking it out can always help, even if you think that no one can help. FJ is a big autistic community who're always happy to help, lay it on us.
User avatar #192166 - whathaveyoudone (07/26/2015) [-]
boot to the head
#192165 - prominant (07/26/2015) [-]
I almost drowned, honestly it's not that bad. The struggle is the worst bit but actually it's chill, although I don't recommend killing yourself lol, like, just kill yourself when you're 70 or something instead. Might as well, like, we're pretty lucky to be here, you could totally like, see what the rest of your life brings you. Plus even if you feel fucked, you could still do some good, you feel? Maybe leave some sort of legacy, I don't know. Try it, you might like it.
User avatar #192116 - dragondust (07/25/2015) [-]
Pills or asphyxiation
hopefully this is all theoretical.
User avatar #192117 - gozoglontz (07/25/2015) [-]
Not really. Sorry man.
User avatar #192111 - captainfuckitall (07/25/2015) [-]
Jumping off a building, gun, what anon said, chainsaw to neck, etc.

But you already knew all this, did you not? It doesn't seem like you want to die, you just want pain to stop; I suggest talking with someone, old chap.
User avatar #192115 - gozoglontz (07/25/2015) [-]
Talking does not get rid of blood cancer, weight, or arrogance. Thanks for the advice though, sincerely.
User avatar #192120 - makotoitou (07/25/2015) [-]
pretty sure putting down the fork fixes all of those
User avatar #192131 - thedudeistheman (07/25/2015) [-]
How does eating less cure cancer?
User avatar #192121 - gozoglontz (07/25/2015) [-]
I will try, first I gotta put down your mum though.
User avatar #192118 - alstorp (07/25/2015) [-]
Is it Leukaemia? How long do you have?
User avatar #192119 - gozoglontz (07/25/2015) [-]
Ye, and I beat it half a year ago, I have been going to the gym every second day and handling my diet since then, and I basically lost 0 weight and I lost faith, and I see no point in trying anymore.
User avatar #192129 - hoban (07/25/2015) [-]
I dont mean to sound like a dick or make you feel bad but seriously? you beat cancer thats beyond awesome you shouldnt think about ending it you have done something so many others have tried to do and they failed. You have a second chance see the positive side to that. Lossing weight can be really hard trust me i know. What do you focus on at the gym? if you need some tips on diet and what not feel free to inbox me.
User avatar #192123 - alstorp (07/25/2015) [-]
Well that sucks anus. You'd think beating leukaemia would give a lot of faith. Maybe try a different diet again? You gotta burn more calories than you gain.

If you're 100% certain though, gas asphyxiation is good (don't do normal asphyxiation via rope, it will hurt extremely much towards the end), gun is good, OD is good. Don't jump in front of a train or something dumb like that which hurts other people.
#192109 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
<--- This or a gun.
User avatar #192108 - schurftinator (07/25/2015) [-]
Hi!

I honestly wouldn't know an answer to your question, but if you maybe want someone to talk to then I'm here for you
#1519 - **gozoglontz rolled user murrlogic ** 07/23/2015 on Roll a moderator, get a... 0
#205 - **gozoglontz used "*roll 1, 0-99*"** **gozoglontz rolls 47** 07/23/2015 on Fap Roulette 0

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User avatar #24 to #23 - gozoglontz (12/21/2013) [-]
I ****** luv u. Sorry for late answer.
User avatar #25 to #24 - zomitlu (12/21/2013) [-]
its k bby
User avatar #26 to #25 - gozoglontz (12/21/2013) [-]
completely irrelevant baby , do you know hearthstone?
User avatar #27 to #26 - zomitlu (12/21/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #28 to #27 - gozoglontz (12/21/2013) [-]
holy **** , do you have it? i have it , do you?
User avatar #29 to #28 - zomitlu (12/21/2013) [-]
no ;_;
User avatar #30 to #29 - gozoglontz (12/21/2013) [-]
do you have a battlenet account?
User avatar #31 to #30 - zomitlu (12/21/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #32 to #31 - gozoglontz (12/21/2013) [-]
can you access it right now?
User avatar #33 to #32 - zomitlu (12/21/2013) [-]
sure
User avatar #34 to #33 - gozoglontz (12/21/2013) [-]
how fast would you be able to install it
User avatar #35 to #34 - zomitlu (12/21/2013) [-]
fast
User avatar #36 to #35 - gozoglontz (12/21/2013) [-]
do you have a steam account?
User avatar #37 to #36 - zomitlu (12/21/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #40 to #37 - gozoglontz (12/21/2013) [-]
sir ultimoz?
User avatar #41 to #40 - zomitlu (12/21/2013) [-]
yep
User avatar #38 to #37 - gozoglontz (12/21/2013) [-]
whats your name
User avatar #39 to #38 - zomitlu (12/21/2013) [-]
my FJ name backwards
User avatar #22 - herecomesjohnny (01/18/2012) [-]
WOO I CAN THUMM AGAIN THUMM TO EVERYBODYYY!!!! TO ALL YOUR CONTENT!!
#19 - chewythewolftwo (01/10/2012) [-]
Totally worth it x3
User avatar #20 to #19 - gozoglontz (01/10/2012) [-]
i love you man
User avatar #21 to #20 - chewythewolftwo (01/10/2012) [-]
Hahah no problem ^^ That's what I'm here for XD
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User avatar #14 to #13 - gozoglontz (01/04/2012) [-]
:3 your a FJ legend thats why
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User avatar #16 to #15 - gozoglontz (01/04/2012) [-]
yes.. yes you are
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User avatar #18 to #17 - gozoglontz (01/04/2012) [-]
well then ************* accept! ... :3 pls
User avatar #11 - cleverguy (10/31/2011) [-]
hello
User avatar #12 to #11 - gozoglontz (11/01/2011) [-]
sup bro
User avatar #9 - Cainamogel (10/26/2011) [-]
Nice avatar...
#1 - jingleforth (09/07/2011) [-]
Shut.The.			****		.Up
Shut.The. **** .Up
#2 to #1 - gozoglontz (09/07/2011) [-]
aaaaaaand who are you? and why
aaaaaaand who are you? and why
User avatar #4 to #3 - gozoglontz (09/07/2011) [-]
percentage of sense this makes = 0
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