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gotbannedicusvile

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#46 - Comment deleted 02/22/2015 on SAS Fact Compilation 0
#15 - Im a 20 year old man and had no idea there was such a thing as…  [+] (20 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Tumblr Comp 2 +23
#34 - anon (02/23/2015) [-]
Oh there is and most likely you've smelled it, you've found it disgusting but you've never understood what it is. The smell is quite hard to explain but it can resemble the smell of a decaying corpse, it is very "bodily".
Since I have lived for 20 years on this planet I actually have talked with the opposite sex and after some heavy research I managed to connect biology and how girls started to smell funny every thirtieth day.
User avatar #52 - gotbannedicusvile (02/23/2015) [-]
Im married anon... But thanks.
User avatar #28 - aejann (02/22/2015) [-]
Step 1: Lean over, so that all of your hair hangs down.
Step Two: Lay a towel over your head the short way, so that both of the ends hang at equal distances on either side of your head.
Step III: Twist both sides of the towel together, with your hair in the middle.
Step (5 - 1): Flip the twisted towel behind your head.

It doesn't work if you don't have long hair. It won't stay on your head without your hair twisted up inside.
User avatar #159 - assdoreponyfucker (02/23/2015) [-]
I didn't read the spoiler and was so fucking confused thinking that these were instructions to stimulate a period smell
User avatar #156 - chokolocco (02/23/2015) [-]
when I started reading your comment at step 1 I was like
"lean over so that..." you can actually smell it?
User avatar #38 - cookiecoketwo (02/23/2015) [-]
How do I do it with hair that isnt long but isnt short?
#62 - aech (02/23/2015) [-]
You can't. It'll fall off.
User avatar #63 - cookiecoketwo (02/23/2015) [-]
WAT
#65 - aech (02/23/2015) [-]
Shit. I read that wrong. I'm really fucking tired right now How long is your hair?
User avatar #66 - cookiecoketwo (02/23/2015) [-]
I misread it as my hair would fall off.

It's barely touching the collar on a normal flannel shirt, and it goes a little past my nose on the front.
#67 - aech (02/23/2015) [-]
If you wrap it as the instructions say, the towel will stay up just fine. It'll actually work with hair a bit shorter than yours, but it would be prone to coming undone. I know because my grandmother took me to Walmart and they ended up fucking it up so I had to get a pixie cut instead.
User avatar #69 - cookiecoketwo (02/23/2015) [-]
Wait, they give HAIRCUTS at walmart? Not letting them touch my precious shaggy mane...
#70 - aech (02/23/2015) [-]
Walmart is a scary place...But they're the only place that still has Stax Barbecue chips and half&half tombstone.
User avatar #145 - immatakeaduty (02/23/2015) [-]
if there is a Super One anywhere near you, they have the fiddy fiddy headstone.
User avatar #72 - cookiecoketwo (02/23/2015) [-]
Also does hair dry quicker with the towel thing?
User avatar #71 - cookiecoketwo (02/23/2015) [-]
I rarely ever go to walmart (I have Horror stories) So I wouldnt know.

Also, Barbecue chips are insuperior to Sea Salt and Vinegar master race.
#74 - aech (02/23/2015) [-]
>>#72, I think it does dry faster. Y'know, squeezes water out n' shit. I just rub my hair, brush, rub, done. Haven't done the twisty thing in a while. Bitch ill cut u.
User avatar #75 - cookiecoketwo (02/23/2015) [-]
I'll just buy a huge ass shamwow. My hair holds water like a mother fuckin champ. I have to towel dry, then air dry or blow dry, straighten (Mostly just the bangs) and put the gunk in and comb it.) Man, I wanted to go a week without getting stabbed.
#78 - aech (02/23/2015) [-]
Talk shit, get hit, son. Shamwow is good for that sort of thing. How thick is your hair, man?
User avatar #80 - cookiecoketwo (02/23/2015) [-]
I WONT TALK SHIT, B0SS, I PROMISE! Last time I got a haircut, the girl went "Jesus Christ, its so thick!" And they always, like, run their fingers through it.
#48 - Kieth is ******* gnarly. 02/22/2015 on webm comp11 0
#64 - Hahaha, what? 02/22/2015 on FJ Sings A Song 0
#72 - No. 02/22/2015 on Oh Canada 0
#71 - Sorry, buddy.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2015 on Oh Canada +2
User avatar #136 - commontroll (02/22/2015) [-]
Oh come off it, asshole.
#704 - **gotbannedicusvile used "*roll cis privilege*"** **gotbann… 02/21/2015 on Did you check your... 0
#105 - trying to tell us something, OP? 02/21/2015 on VIdeo Game Facts Part 2 +11
#287 - dope as **** 02/21/2015 on Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel... 0
#111 - Boko no Pico 02/20/2015 on some feels for ur meal? 0
#18 - Comment deleted 02/20/2015 on The day OP delivered 0
#6 - every man should have a colon. Not cheap **** , save a b… 02/20/2015 on Men's Colons 0
#17 - god damn pinkies... 02/20/2015 on which of you faggots posted... +3
#18 - That webm was actually really inspiring  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2015 on sam and cat dont hit my boob!! +3
User avatar #30 - labree (02/20/2015) [-]
you get that its just the music.
#16 - Question for the ladies of FJ. I once accidentally punch my fr…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/20/2015 on sam and cat dont hit my boob!! 0
User avatar #31 - nyxeos (02/20/2015) [-]
I'll pretend you actually asked a question and say that while it is a very sensitive area, it's not that bad. It hurts worse than being punched in something like the arm or leg, and I've found that I will continue to feel discomfort there for a number of minutes afterward, but it's not burst into tears double over in pain kind of pain.
User avatar #27 - discardedslinky (02/20/2015) [-]
It hurts like hell and keeps hurting throughout the rest of the day for whatever reason, but I doubt it's as bad as being kicked in the balls.
#17 - laxwarriord (02/20/2015) [-]
That was almost a question
User avatar #32 - theoneaboveall (02/20/2015) [-]
Always wondered what the music was from or what it's called
#52 - laxwarriord (02/20/2015) [-]
InsomniacDreamer is correct, its a variation of Kill La Kill's main theme
User avatar #40 - InsomniacDreamer (02/20/2015) [-]
Sounds like Kill la Kill and "Dont lose your way"
User avatar #18 - gotbannedicusvile (02/20/2015) [-]
That webm was actually really inspiring
User avatar #30 - labree (02/20/2015) [-]
you get that its just the music.
#1 - Go to one of the image boards. Ask there and you might get lucky. 02/19/2015 on Photoshop skills 0
#1 - pepsi  [+] (6 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Here Comes the Bus +46
#15 - listerthepessimist (02/19/2015) [-]
pepsi max
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#3 - that was neat 02/19/2015 on 1600s Kid Nostalgia 0
#8 - "Russians play Besiege". 02/19/2015 on Freedom Thrower 0
#10 - oh hes doing just fine 02/18/2015 on Weird boss battles in video... +1
#21 - **** yea cant flim flam the nazi man  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on Hitler is not kill. +13
#25 - thedeadlykoala (02/19/2015) [-]
+1 kek
#30 - k 02/18/2015 on FJ 0
#10 - That dude playing the guitar and jumping on the skateboard, us…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on webm comp 9 0
#64 - notwhothefkisanon (02/19/2015) [-]
tell him his guitar skillz are alright
#11 - Robots don't forget. 02/18/2015 on HELL HUH +1
#10 - but, why? 02/18/2015 on HELL HUH +1

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User avatar #44 - anonymouzx (02/12/2014) [-]
pls
User avatar #45 to #44 - gotbannedicusvile (02/13/2014) [-]
Its being held in Halifax and I think stun guns may be illegal in New Brunswick.
User avatar #40 - kosmojunk (02/10/2014) [-]
DU IT FEGGIT!
#41 to #40 - gotbannedicusvile (02/10/2014) [-]
its going to be a few days before it gets here. then i will
User avatar #42 to #41 - kosmojunk (02/10/2014) [-]
Good, hoping you'll delivier
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User avatar #33 to #32 - gotbannedicusvile (11/30/2013) [-]
Maybeh, What would I get in return?
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User avatar #35 to #34 - gotbannedicusvile (11/30/2013) [-]
Whata ya got?
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User avatar #39 to #38 - gotbannedicusvile (11/30/2013) [-]
start the trade thing again.
User avatar #37 to #36 - gotbannedicusvile (11/30/2013) [-]
Im not interested in ummm.
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User avatar #43 to #31 - anonymouzx (02/12/2014) [-]
Hi, I'm Ray Bingo.
User avatar #24 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
changed out of my warm comfy pyjamas just to take a photo of that dress.

you'd better be happy
#25 to #24 - gotbannedicusvile (09/05/2013) [-]
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Geez do i feel special!
You must be an incredibly nice person to get out of comfy clothes to show a complete stranger that he was wrong.
pic some what related.
User avatar #26 to #25 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
you have no idea how related that image really was.. my 'pyjamas' consists of an oversized superman tshirt.

spooky
User avatar #27 to #26 - gotbannedicusvile (09/05/2013) [-]
Yeeep
Its a sign to put them back on. Dont deny super man his Super right.
User avatar #28 to #27 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
i was already back in them.. didn't waste any time getting comfy again after i proved a stranger to be wrong
#29 to #28 - gotbannedicusvile (09/05/2013) [-]
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Good Job buddy.
Heres a medal.
#30 to #29 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
first medal i've ever got
first medal i've ever got
User avatar #22 - formerlyaceseleven **User deleted account** (09/04/2013) [-]
Sweet tiities and dick juice! please tell me about your profile pic!
#23 to #22 - gotbannedicusvile (09/04/2013) [-]
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Well buddy if youll take a gander it appears to be a short of time keeping device. Some call them clocks, stop watches, do dads, lich kings and even sun dials. Of course there are many different kinds but I prefer this one. Founded in 202 by Fransoer De Poppy, It has since been ticking away happily bring joy and accuracy to the many people of the internet. Good day sir I hope I was informative enough.
#13 - canadianguyeh (05/30/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#14 to #13 - gotbannedicusvile (05/30/2013) [-]
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How may I be of service?
#15 to #14 - canadianguyeh (05/30/2013) [-]
So you're also Canadian.
So you're also Canadian.
#16 to #15 - gotbannedicusvile (05/30/2013) [-]
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yeep born and raised in New Brunswick.
Your Username is strikingly similar to my psn name UCanadianEh
#17 to #16 - canadianguyeh (05/30/2013) [-]
I'm over here in Toronto, but might be moving to Vancouver soon.
I'm over here in Toronto, but might be moving to Vancouver soon.
#18 to #17 - gotbannedicusvile (05/30/2013) [-]
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Right on. Got family in Toronto and Vancouver, nice areas.
Nice meeting ya buddy, may the almighty maple syrup and hockey god be with you.
#19 to #18 - canadianguyeh (05/30/2013) [-]
Nice to meet you too.
Nice to meet you too.
#11 - anon (11/07/2012) [-]
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#12 to #11 - gotbannedicusvile (11/07/2012) [-]
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#7 to #6 - gotbannedicusvile (09/18/2012) [-]
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lol why u so angry. chill the **** out kid.
 
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