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gotbannedicusvile

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Gender: male
Age: 23
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Interests: boobs
Date Signed Up:9/08/2012
Last Login:5/05/2015
Location:CANADA
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Content Ranking:#10899
Comment Ranking:#2257
Highest Content Rank:#2010
Highest Comment Rank:#1515
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Times Content Favorited:392 times
Total Comments Made:2790
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Life eh?
Travel and feels.

latest user's comments

#6 - every man should have a colon. Not cheap **** , save a b… 02/20/2015 on Men's Colons 0
#17 - god damn pinkies... 02/20/2015 on which of you faggots posted... +3
#18 - That webm was actually really inspiring  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2015 on sam and cat dont hit my boob!! +3
User avatar #30 - labree (02/20/2015) [-]
you get that its just the music.
#16 - Question for the ladies of FJ. I once accidentally punch my fr…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/20/2015 on sam and cat dont hit my boob!! 0
User avatar #31 - nyxeos (02/20/2015) [-]
I'll pretend you actually asked a question and say that while it is a very sensitive area, it's not that bad. It hurts worse than being punched in something like the arm or leg, and I've found that I will continue to feel discomfort there for a number of minutes afterward, but it's not burst into tears double over in pain kind of pain.
User avatar #27 - discardedslinky (02/20/2015) [-]
It hurts like hell and keeps hurting throughout the rest of the day for whatever reason, but I doubt it's as bad as being kicked in the balls.
#17 - laxwarriord (02/20/2015) [-]
That was almost a question
User avatar #32 - theoneaboveall (02/20/2015) [-]
Always wondered what the music was from or what it's called
#52 - laxwarriord (02/20/2015) [-]
InsomniacDreamer is correct, its a variation of Kill La Kill's main theme
User avatar #40 - InsomniacDreamer (02/20/2015) [-]
Sounds like Kill la Kill and "Dont lose your way"
User avatar #18 - gotbannedicusvile (02/20/2015) [-]
That webm was actually really inspiring
User avatar #30 - labree (02/20/2015) [-]
you get that its just the music.
#1 - Go to one of the image boards. Ask there and you might get lucky. 02/19/2015 on Photoshop skills 0
#1 - pepsi  [+] (6 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Here Comes the Bus +46
#15 - listerthepessimist (02/19/2015) [-]
pepsi max
#2 - nanglo (02/19/2015) [-]
#12 - wolfwithglasses (02/19/2015) [-]
#7 - fennis (02/19/2015) [-]
#23 - funnytime (02/19/2015) [-]
#6 - zeldamasterace (02/19/2015) [-]
#3 - that was neat 02/19/2015 on 1600s Kid Nostalgia 0
#8 - "Russians play Besiege". 02/19/2015 on Freedom Thrower 0
#10 - oh hes doing just fine 02/18/2015 on Weird boss battles in video... +1
#21 - **** yea cant flim flam the nazi man  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on Hitler is not kill. +13
#25 - thedeadlykoala (02/19/2015) [-]
+1 kek
#30 - k 02/18/2015 on FJ 0
#10 - That dude playing the guitar and jumping on the skateboard, us…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on webm comp 9 0
#64 - notwhothefkisanon (02/19/2015) [-]
tell him his guitar skillz are alright
#11 - Robots don't forget. 02/18/2015 on HELL HUH +1
#10 - but, why? 02/18/2015 on HELL HUH +1
#191 - Work, drink and trying to find a girl to settle down with. 02/18/2015 on Top 3 things you do outside FJ 0
#18 - 10/10 acting. Would cast in 50 shades of grey. 02/18/2015 on BEST death scene in a movie... 0
#16 - draw it you lazy cunt  [+] (48 new replies) 02/18/2015 on anon wants to play a game +8
User avatar #18 - internetscaresme (02/18/2015) [-]
The person who started it is supposed to draw it
Not the fucking person who chooses an action
#25 - computerlife (02/18/2015) [-]
i shall continue for him

you eat the paper, you feel slightly less hungry and oddly enough more faggoty-y

roll 7 to decide what comes next
User avatar #112 - bigbuttjackson (02/19/2015) [-]
**bigbuttjackson used "*roll 3, 0-99*"**
**bigbuttjackson rolls 44**
**bigbuttjackson rolls 46**
**bigbuttjackson rolls 41** Continuing replies from this spot because could no longer reply from other spot Approach passenger ship and ask for food for you and your sex doll, and if you are declined, offer to trade mysterious berries for food.
#116 - computerlife (02/19/2015) [-]
OH SHIT
the berries give him super powers
the stoner destroys the entire island
which kills you

game over

I'm sorry, I'm done with this
#121 - bigbuttjackson (02/19/2015) [-]
Nigger
#114 - computerlife (02/19/2015) [-]
The ship pulls up
its a stoner / MJ seller looking for the weed that he grows here
He finds that you have taken his stash that he keeps hidden on this island
he doesn't want any competition so he wants to take you out
he pulls out a knife and says "any last words?"
thinking quickly you pull out the mysterious berries and he takes it from you
he looks at them, shrugs and eats them
what happens next......
#118 - Ken M (02/19/2015) [-]
*roll 10* ignore everything and start digging a hole
#34 - lekitoy (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll 1*
Eat as much sand as I can.
User avatar #30 - alfonshister (02/18/2015) [-]
**alfonshister used "*roll 1, 1-9*"**
**alfonshister rolls 6**

You look for trees and cut them down
#29 - Ken M (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll 5* If this shit ends in 7, you cut some of your arm off and wear it as a hat.
User avatar #27 - bigbuttjackson (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll 1, 0-9" You masturbate for 2 hours.
User avatar #28 - bigbuttjackson (02/18/2015) [-]
**bigbuttjackson used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**bigbuttjackson rolls 7** I'm gay I guess. I don't know why I put a fucking quote.
#33 - computerlife (02/18/2015) [-]
You come to the conclusion that first you need to gather food, water, and shelter
however the little guy in your pants was begging for some attention
you decide that because you're alone that nothing bad could happen from it
after 2 hours you are finally finished beating your meat to a couple of trees that look like their doing anal. You decide to keep your bodily fluids in a sploge The jar was suppose to be for water but you have your priorities .
User avatar #45 - athojew (02/18/2015) [-]
Using the material on the boat, you create a wood fuck buddy
"**athojew used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**athojew rolls 8**
User avatar #48 - athojew (02/18/2015) [-]
"**athojew used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**athojew rolls 8**
User avatar #49 - athojew (02/18/2015) [-]
"**athojew used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**athojew rolls 7**
#53 - computerlife (02/18/2015) [-]
sigh
using the wood from the boat, you handcraft a wooden sex doll
because making a shelter would just make too much scene
you look at your creation and are proud of your craftsmanship
however it is rather unpleasant to stick your dick in it

you now have a companion

roll 7 to decide what happens next
User avatar #56 - phenact (02/18/2015) [-]
**phenact used "*roll 1, 1-9*"**
**phenact rolls 3** find leaves and a fish to make companion fuckable
User avatar #55 - athojew (02/18/2015) [-]
You stick your dick in it
"**athojew used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**athojew rolls 5**
#78 - Ken M (02/18/2015) [-]
"**anonymous used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**anonymous rolls 9**
#54 - Ken M (02/18/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**anonymous rolls 7** knife in sex doll's vagina
#57 - computerlife (02/18/2015) [-]
You look at your creation and decide to make some changes
you decide to remove the shlong and replace it with a nice, smooth, sandpapered vag
using your knife you cut off the dildo and carve a nice pussy
this pleases the doll
the doll is now your friend, however you lost your kinfe....
it is getting late

roll 7 to decide what happens next

is lightly vomited while typing this
User avatar #60 - drunkasaurus (02/18/2015) [-]
tell the doll you will let her eat your semen if she builds a shelter. In the mean time, go to find food.
#68 - computerlife (02/18/2015) [-]
Your new friend is sad
you ask what is wrong
she tells you that because she is made of wood that you will never love her like a real woman
you tell her that that is nonsense, and offer her some of your own bodily fluids to make her more human like in exchange she would use the remaining wood to make a shelter
she accepts, as she builds the fort you make the first smart decision and look for some food. You find some mysterious fruit that may or may not be poisonous
and..... what's that, OH SHIT, you just found some marijuana growing on the island

roll 7 to decide what happens next

alright now i have some rules
no more than 2 re rolls
and it has to be a roll of 0-9
#120 - Ken M (02/19/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**anonymous rolls 76**
#119 - Ken M (02/19/2015) [-]
You stab the nigger with the dick you removed from your sex doll before he can steal your MJ
"**anonymous used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**anonymous rolls 30**
"*roll 1, 0-99*
"*roll 1, 0-99*
#110 - revolvingocelot (02/19/2015) [-]
i like how nobody saw that the rule is dubs now and keep rolling singles. **revolvingocelot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**revolvingocelot rolls 72**
User avatar #89 - chrispoot (02/19/2015) [-]
**chrispoot used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**chrispoot rolls 6** fuck the bitch and make her pregnant
#76 - computerlife (02/18/2015) [-]
you decide to plant the MJ seeds to allow it to grow over night
in the morning you have an a shit ton of dank ass weed
however you are very hungry you don't know how much longer you will last without food
you decide that you will smoke all of the weed that you have
even though it would make you hungrier
you still have those mysterious berries with you
before you can do that you see another ship with a passenger in the distance

im changing the rules already
roll dubs to decide what happens next
no more than 3 rolls
rolling 3 in one comment still counts as 3 rolls
#73 - mindlogic (02/18/2015) [-]
**mindlogic used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**mindlogic rolls 7**
#72 - mindlogic (02/18/2015) [-]
**mindlogic used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**mindlogic rolls 5** Harvest the weed, try and find seeds for future farming. If seed's are found, then you smoke what you have.
User avatar #62 - computerlife (02/18/2015) [-]
you need to roll
User avatar #63 - drunkasaurus (02/18/2015) [-]
**drunkasaurus used "*roll 1, 1-9*"**
**drunkasaurus rolls 7**
User avatar #61 - drunkasaurus (02/18/2015) [-]
**drunkasaurus used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**drunkasaurus rolls 2**
User avatar #50 - athojew (02/18/2015) [-]
YAAAAA BOIIII
User avatar #52 - bigbuttjackson (02/18/2015) [-]
I don't know man, gonna go on a limb and say more than 1 reroll is too lame.
#47 - meatboy (02/18/2015) [-]
**meatboy used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**meatboy rolls 4** Re-roll for this
User avatar #46 - athojew (02/18/2015) [-]
re roll "**athojew used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**athojew rolls 4**
User avatar #39 - moevleboevle (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll x*

The paper is not good for the stomach and you know have to shit pretty badly
#37 - meatboy (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll1, 0-9* Use cum as sunlotion... you know, for protecting your skin
#44 - meatboy (02/18/2015) [-]
**meatboy used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**meatboy rolls 3**Shit, that failed. Re-rolling. Hoping it will wor this time
User avatar #35 - computerlife (02/18/2015) [-]
roll 7 to decide what happens next
User avatar #51 - sardukai (02/18/2015) [-]
**sardukai used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**sardukai rolls 2**
you're exploring the island for dank memes, but all you find is a laptop with a 500 gb porn file
User avatar #42 - horsehat (02/18/2015) [-]
**horsehat used "*roll 1, 3-9*"**
**horsehat rolls 6**
explore the rest of the island
User avatar #41 - vycanismajoris (02/18/2015) [-]
**vycanismajoris used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**vycanismajoris rolls 8** you find a mermaid in the shore and try to impregnate it with the semen you saved, even though it's scaly as fuck and you can't find the puss-puss.
User avatar #43 - vycanismajoris (02/18/2015) [-]
**vycanismajoris used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**vycanismajoris rolls 2** reroll
User avatar #40 - horsehat (02/18/2015) [-]
**horsehat used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**horsehat rolls 6**
explore island
#19 - imjared (02/18/2015) [-]
thefunnyside, i was looking forward to this
why you no draw
#329 - Dank. 02/18/2015 on FJ Makes A Song 0
#12 - whoa 02/18/2015 on It came 0
#134 - Pizza, Salad and Jackie chan. **** 02/18/2015 on Foods you eat most often? 0
#7 - is that ******* smoke?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/18/2015 on It came 0
#10 - Shmooglavoue (02/18/2015) [-]
Bombadier beetles shoot out a liquid that ignites in the air. They're basically the insect world's version of dragons.
User avatar #12 - gotbannedicusvile (02/18/2015) [-]
whoa
#4 - "would you like you you met you"? 02/18/2015 on Highschool 0
#5 - source?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/17/2015 on no, no rape! +3
User avatar #9 - rhaegarsnow (02/18/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWjiZY8snh8
Here's the scene and it's S04E04
User avatar #7 - gamechap (02/18/2015) [-]
If you're looking for the show it's Dexter, not sure which episode
#9 - addmeorsomethingidc 02/17/2015 on mari-oh -1
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on Harry +6
User avatar #8 - planari (02/17/2015) [-]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #44 - anonymouzx (02/12/2014) [-]
pls
User avatar #45 to #44 - gotbannedicusvile (02/13/2014) [-]
Its being held in Halifax and I think stun guns may be illegal in New Brunswick.
User avatar #40 - kosmojunk (02/10/2014) [-]
DU IT FEGGIT!
#41 to #40 - gotbannedicusvile (02/10/2014) [-]
its going to be a few days before it gets here. then i will
User avatar #42 to #41 - kosmojunk (02/10/2014) [-]
Good, hoping you'll delivier
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User avatar #33 to #32 - gotbannedicusvile (11/30/2013) [-]
Maybeh, What would I get in return?
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User avatar #35 to #34 - gotbannedicusvile (11/30/2013) [-]
Whata ya got?
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User avatar #39 to #38 - gotbannedicusvile (11/30/2013) [-]
start the trade thing again.
User avatar #37 to #36 - gotbannedicusvile (11/30/2013) [-]
Im not interested in ummm.
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User avatar #43 to #31 - anonymouzx (02/12/2014) [-]
Hi, I'm Ray Bingo.
User avatar #24 - zombiestookmybike (09/05/2013) [-]
changed out of my warm comfy pyjamas just to take a photo of that dress.

you'd better be happy
#25 to #24 - gotbannedicusvile (09/05/2013) [-]
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**gotbannedicusvile rolled a random image posted in comment #407 at If you would indulge me (description) **
Geez do i feel special!
You must be an incredibly nice person to get out of comfy clothes to show a complete stranger that he was wrong.
pic some what related.
User avatar #26 to #25 - zombiestookmybike (09/05/2013) [-]
you have no idea how related that image really was.. my 'pyjamas' consists of an oversized superman tshirt.

spooky
User avatar #27 to #26 - gotbannedicusvile (09/05/2013) [-]
Yeeep
Its a sign to put them back on. Dont deny super man his Super right.
User avatar #28 to #27 - zombiestookmybike (09/05/2013) [-]
i was already back in them.. didn't waste any time getting comfy again after i proved a stranger to be wrong
#29 to #28 - gotbannedicusvile (09/05/2013) [-]
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Good Job buddy.
Heres a medal.
#30 to #29 - zombiestookmybike (09/05/2013) [-]
first medal i've ever got
first medal i've ever got
User avatar #22 - formerlyaceseleven **User deleted account** (09/04/2013) [-]
Sweet tiities and dick juice! please tell me about your profile pic!
#23 to #22 - gotbannedicusvile (09/04/2013) [-]
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Well buddy if youll take a gander it appears to be a short of time keeping device. Some call them clocks, stop watches, do dads, lich kings and even sun dials. Of course there are many different kinds but I prefer this one. Founded in 202 by Fransoer De Poppy, It has since been ticking away happily bring joy and accuracy to the many people of the internet. Good day sir I hope I was informative enough.
#14 to #13 - gotbannedicusvile (05/30/2013) [-]
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How may I be of service?
#15 to #14 - canadianguyeh (05/30/2013) [-]
So you're also Canadian.
So you're also Canadian.
#16 to #15 - gotbannedicusvile (05/30/2013) [-]
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yeep born and raised in New Brunswick.
Your Username is strikingly similar to my psn name UCanadianEh
#17 to #16 - canadianguyeh (05/30/2013) [-]
I'm over here in Toronto, but might be moving to Vancouver soon.
I'm over here in Toronto, but might be moving to Vancouver soon.
#18 to #17 - gotbannedicusvile (05/30/2013) [-]
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Right on. Got family in Toronto and Vancouver, nice areas.
Nice meeting ya buddy, may the almighty maple syrup and hockey god be with you.
#19 to #18 - canadianguyeh (05/30/2013) [-]
Nice to meet you too.
Nice to meet you too.
#11 - Ken M (11/07/2012) [-]
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#7 to #6 - gotbannedicusvile (09/18/2012) [-]
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lol why u so angry. chill the **** out kid.
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