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gorden

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:1/04/2012
Last Login:4/24/2016
Location:Germany
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 913 total,  1123 ,  210
Comment Thumbs: 3607 total,  5260 ,  1653
Content Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 90 Content: Srs Business → Level 91 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 2% (2/100)
Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:0
Content Views:61275
Times Content Favorited:34 times
Total Comments Made:1710
FJ Points:4732
Favorite Tags: lol (7) | y u no (5) | You (4) | are (3) | FUNNYJUNK (3) | Awesome (2) | funny (2) | Gay (2) | girls (2) | gone (2) | Mom (2) | ninegag (2) | WTF (2)

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    Virginity Virginity
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    Oh /b/, what a sad day Oh /b/, what a sad day
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    Oh, good old times Oh, good old times
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    Awkward Awkward
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    The Truth The Truth
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    We all do it. We all do it.
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    Oh God wtf Oh God wtf
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    Forever Alone troll Forever Alone troll
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    Cant touch this Cant touch this

latest user's comments

#464 - i thought ppl would hate me for beeing beta i wouldn… 02/23/2015 on Biggest regret in life? +1
#441 - they wont laugh, its totally normal  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2015 on Biggest regret in life? +1
#444 - arolexion (02/23/2015) [-]
They probably will. but im tired of caring, i really dont wanna have that what if question forever. Her smile drives me crazy.
#433 - you have my respect for keeping the head up  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2015 on Biggest regret in life? +1
#458 - mcginger (02/23/2015) [-]
It's been a long and hard ride. We broke up almost a year ago. But thankfully I've had the support of my friends and family to help me, still struggle from time to time but I'm a lot better off now than I was a year ago. Plus all these dank memes help
#429 - got girlfiend 1 year she broke up wanted her back…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Biggest regret in life? +1
#457 - strychnine (02/23/2015) [-]
porn my friend. porn is the answer, it's cheaper and it doesn't cheat on you.
#464 - gorden (02/23/2015) [-]
i thought ppl would hate me for beeing beta
i wouldnt call it beta, i just fell in love...
but you guys help me...
thanks man.
#52 - Picture 02/20/2015 on gorden's profile 0
#49 - no, i just dont want to argue with you about things that a per…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/20/2015 on gorden's profile 0
#50 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
telling a random girl you know nothing about is not "perfectly ok"
its fucking creepy and most girls in real life would look at you like youre retarded.
go ahead try it.
#51 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
***telling a random girl you know nothing about shes "beautiful" is not "perfectly ok"
#52 - gorden (02/20/2015) [-]
#47 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 02/20/2015 on gorden's profile 0
#48 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
"I dont know how to respond to being insulted by someone lol i'll just say he's rustled"
User avatar
#49 - gorden (02/20/2015) [-]
no, i just dont want to argue with you about things that a perfectly ok. like saying a girl is beautiful.
but well its the internet and your some tough guy here, now get off my site
#50 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
telling a random girl you know nothing about is not "perfectly ok"
its fucking creepy and most girls in real life would look at you like youre retarded.
go ahead try it.
#51 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
***telling a random girl you know nothing about shes "beautiful" is not "perfectly ok"
#52 - gorden (02/20/2015) [-]
#45 - oh dude, stop telling me what i am and what not. your a ******…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/19/2015 on gorden's profile 0
#46 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
IM the fucking creep?

dude you hit on random girls on the internet, you dont have the RIGHT to call anyone else a creep you fat fuck
#47 - gorden (02/20/2015) [-]
#48 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
"I dont know how to respond to being insulted by someone lol i'll just say he's rustled"
User avatar
#49 - gorden (02/20/2015) [-]
no, i just dont want to argue with you about things that a perfectly ok. like saying a girl is beautiful.
but well its the internet and your some tough guy here, now get off my site
#50 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
telling a random girl you know nothing about is not "perfectly ok"
its fucking creepy and most girls in real life would look at you like youre retarded.
go ahead try it.
#51 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
***telling a random girl you know nothing about shes "beautiful" is not "perfectly ok"
#52 - gorden (02/20/2015) [-]
#43 - no. i own muscles.  [+] (9 new replies) 02/17/2015 on gorden's profile 0
#44 - friendlyrogue (02/18/2015) [-]
no, no you dont
User avatar
#45 - gorden (02/19/2015) [-]
oh dude, stop telling me what i am and what not. your a fucking creep.
i could post a pic, but i dont know what you would do with it, so...
#46 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
IM the fucking creep?

dude you hit on random girls on the internet, you dont have the RIGHT to call anyone else a creep you fat fuck
#47 - gorden (02/20/2015) [-]
#48 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
"I dont know how to respond to being insulted by someone lol i'll just say he's rustled"
User avatar
#49 - gorden (02/20/2015) [-]
no, i just dont want to argue with you about things that a perfectly ok. like saying a girl is beautiful.
but well its the internet and your some tough guy here, now get off my site
#50 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
telling a random girl you know nothing about is not "perfectly ok"
its fucking creepy and most girls in real life would look at you like youre retarded.
go ahead try it.
#51 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
***telling a random girl you know nothing about shes "beautiful" is not "perfectly ok"
#52 - gorden (02/20/2015) [-]
#40 - 1.83m / 88kg doing fitness 4 times a week.  [+] (11 new replies) 02/16/2015 on gorden's profile 0
#42 - friendlyrogue (02/17/2015) [-]
wow you are fat
User avatar
#43 - gorden (02/17/2015) [-]
no. i own muscles.
#44 - friendlyrogue (02/18/2015) [-]
no, no you dont
User avatar
#45 - gorden (02/19/2015) [-]
oh dude, stop telling me what i am and what not. your a fucking creep.
i could post a pic, but i dont know what you would do with it, so...
#46 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
IM the fucking creep?

dude you hit on random girls on the internet, you dont have the RIGHT to call anyone else a creep you fat fuck
#47 - gorden (02/20/2015) [-]
#48 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
"I dont know how to respond to being insulted by someone lol i'll just say he's rustled"
User avatar
#49 - gorden (02/20/2015) [-]
no, i just dont want to argue with you about things that a perfectly ok. like saying a girl is beautiful.
but well its the internet and your some tough guy here, now get off my site
#50 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
telling a random girl you know nothing about is not "perfectly ok"
its fucking creepy and most girls in real life would look at you like youre retarded.
go ahead try it.
#51 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
***telling a random girl you know nothing about shes "beautiful" is not "perfectly ok"
#52 - gorden (02/20/2015) [-]