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Date Signed Up:1/04/2012
Last Login:12/26/2014
Location:Germany
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    Virginity Virginity
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    Oh /b/, what a sad day Oh /b/, what a sad day
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    Oh, good old times Oh, good old times
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    Awkward Awkward
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    The Truth The Truth
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    We all do it. We all do it.
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    Super Mario Super Mario
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    How DUBSTEP sounds to parents (loud!) How DUBSTEP sounds to parents...
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    Asians... Asians...
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    Oh God wtf Oh God wtf
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    Forever Alone troll Forever Alone troll
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    Cant touch this Cant touch this
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#225 - I used my brothers shaver (face) to shave my asscrack when i w… 10/21/2014 on Free steam game $25 and... -1
#369 - Hi Guys i really just wanted to say Hello, Fellow FJ-Fans 10/10/2014 on FJ is back. Please help... 0
#105 - not bad 07/25/2014 on I came +3
#107 - gentleman of color 07/10/2014 on Braziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... 0
#136 - as a german **** this **** ,… 06/22/2014 on (untitled) 0
#1312 - whats wrong? you sound like i piss you off. …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2014 on ultimateasshole's profile 0
User avatar #1313 - ultimateasshole (06/11/2014) [-]
You didnt upset me.

It was my stomach.
#1310 - Well i'm fine. a bit worried cause my ex gf told me s…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/10/2014 on ultimateasshole's profile 0
User avatar #1311 - ultimateasshole (06/10/2014) [-]
My little girl is doing is doing fine.

Ive been having problems with my stomach and its starting to piss me off.
User avatar #1312 - gorden (06/10/2014) [-]
whats wrong?

you sound like i piss you off.

if you dont want to chat, just tell me..
User avatar #1313 - ultimateasshole (06/11/2014) [-]
You didnt upset me.

It was my stomach.
#1308 - How are you, buddy?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/10/2014 on ultimateasshole's profile 0
User avatar #1309 - ultimateasshole (06/10/2014) [-]
Im okay.
How are you?
User avatar #1310 - gorden (06/10/2014) [-]
Well i'm fine.

a bit worried cause my ex gf told me she misses her period but the doc says its because she had a lot of stress during the breakup and shes not pregnant.

I'm a little worried anyways. :/

I have school tomorrow, hows life threatening you?

I havent talked to you in a while, hows your ex wife and your little daughter doing?
User avatar #1311 - ultimateasshole (06/10/2014) [-]
My little girl is doing is doing fine.

Ive been having problems with my stomach and its starting to piss me off.
User avatar #1312 - gorden (06/10/2014) [-]
whats wrong?

you sound like i piss you off.

if you dont want to chat, just tell me..
User avatar #1313 - ultimateasshole (06/11/2014) [-]
You didnt upset me.

It was my stomach.
#251 - thanks, mate! 03/15/2014 on probably a repost> +3
#243 - season / Episode pls?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2014 on probably a repost> +1
User avatar #250 - preboo (03/15/2014) [-]
seasn 7 episode 11
#251 - gorden (03/15/2014) [-]
thanks, mate!

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User avatar #37 - tiagodisouza (12/30/2012) [-]
Hey dude, how much you looking to get for that computer, and would you send it to portugal?
User avatar #38 to #37 - gorden (12/30/2012) [-]
lol dude, i was just asking because i'm interested in the price.
actually sending it to portugal would be way too expensive!

sorry mate!
#28 - ultimateasshole (11/15/2012) [-]
How have you been buddy?
User avatar #30 to #28 - gorden (11/19/2012) [-]
u saw this text?
User avatar #29 to #28 - gorden (11/15/2012) [-]
aaaah dude, i started my apprentinceship (i'm 18ten, you know, really young)
and my ex gf, asked me to help her after school, so i said yes, and we meet 2x a week and sometimes even on WE, its awesome, we kiss, laugh, cuddle, ... an learn :D
well, she left me a note on my ipod which said; "Hey my Boy, I already miss you, I love you! ♥" sooo sweet. well, i'm not sure if she means it friendly... well that would suck.
but we often talk about how cool our kids will be, how great our marriage and stuff.


we are not in a relationship and i had a... one-off with some other girl... well, i was drunk and rejected sex but anyways, i feel really guilty when i look in her eyes :(
User avatar #31 to #29 - ultimateasshole (11/19/2012) [-]
Sorry i must of missed it, but it sounds like you are doing pretty good.
User avatar #32 to #31 - gorden (11/19/2012) [-]
thanks, how are you doing?
User avatar #33 to #32 - ultimateasshole (11/19/2012) [-]
Pretty good... i only have to work 3 days this week because of thanksgiving.
User avatar #34 to #33 - gorden (11/19/2012) [-]
i had my first free day today. :)
hows your little princess`?
User avatar #35 to #34 - ultimateasshole (11/19/2012) [-]
Shes okay...She will be back over on Wednesday.
User avatar #36 to #35 - gorden (11/19/2012) [-]
god bless her :)
#26 - ultimateasshole (08/26/2012) [-]
The thread ran out....Sorry i just do not know what to say except, try to make things work.
Also remember if you love something you should set it free. if it returns then that is true love.
User avatar #27 to #26 - gorden (08/26/2012) [-]
yeah man, things change **** happens , eople change, but live goes on
#22 - ultimateasshole (07/17/2012) [-]
Happy bday buddy. I didnt forget.
User avatar #23 to #22 - gorden (07/19/2012) [-]
i love you.
#20 - anonymous (06/11/2012) [-]
my name gorden i r so funey memeQ!!!
#21 to #21 - gorden (06/11/2012) [-]
what the **** is wrong with you , anon?
User avatar #10 - mlpmeh (04/07/2012) [-]
i didnt red thumb any of his comments.
its not very polite to red thumb someone when you are talking to them.
#11 to #10 - gorden (04/07/2012) [-]
but the other ponyfags...
but the other ponyfags...
#12 to #11 - mlpmeh (04/07/2012) [-]
Idk i cant tell them what to do.
#13 to #12 - gorden (04/07/2012) [-]
you won this time, but they are mad i guess
you won this time, but they are mad i guess
User avatar #14 to #13 - mlpmeh (04/07/2012) [-]
i wasnt trying to win anything lol.
i was just telling him to stop telling me what to do and i kept replying with ponies.

#15 to #14 - gorden (04/07/2012) [-]
but ponys are 						******					 up. its not like i hate you or smth. but you really should keep your horses in they're boxes :D
but ponys are ****** up. its not like i hate you or smth. but you really should keep your horses in they're boxes :D
User avatar #16 to #15 - mlpmeh (04/07/2012) [-]
why?
why do i have to hide?
i dont care what other people say/think.
And im not trying to force people to watch it.
im minding my own business and people start yelling at me for posting ponies.
#17 to #16 - gorden (04/07/2012) [-]
ponys are for children. and normal people are annoyed by those things.
ponys are for children. and normal people are annoyed by those things.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mlpmeh (04/07/2012) [-]
your calling me not normal?
that's not very nice.
entitled to your opinion though.
nothing i can really do about that now can I?

#19 to #18 - gorden (04/07/2012) [-]
i might used the word "normal" wrong... i mean "normal" funnyjunkers (not reposters, lol)
i might used the word "normal" wrong... i mean "normal" funnyjunkers (not reposters, lol)
#4 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/20/2012) [-]
That was a tough one, LOL.
That was a tough one, LOL.
#5 to #4 - gorden (03/20/2012) [-]
its pretty cool, but the left one should have said Frontpage ):
#7 to #5 - gorden (03/27/2012) [-]
its on his way to frontpage :)
its on his way to frontpage :)
#6 to #5 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/20/2012) [-]
Damn, Maybe another time.
Damn, Maybe another time.
#8 to #6 - gorden (04/06/2012) [-]
it has almost 200 thumbs!
#9 to #8 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/06/2012) [-]
They grow up so fast!
#3 - sourpotato (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbarse!
The British think so too!
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