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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:1/04/2012
Last Login:4/24/2016
Location:Germany
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Content Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 90 Content: Srs Business → Level 91 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 2% (2/100)
Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Times Content Favorited:34 times
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latest user's comments

#464 - i thought ppl would hate me for beeing beta i wouldn… 02/23/2015 on Biggest regret in life? +1
#441 - they wont laugh, its totally normal  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2015 on Biggest regret in life? +1
#444 - arolexion (02/23/2015) [-]
They probably will. but im tired of caring, i really dont wanna have that what if question forever. Her smile drives me crazy.
#433 - you have my respect for keeping the head up  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2015 on Biggest regret in life? +1
#458 - mcginger (02/23/2015) [-]
It's been a long and hard ride. We broke up almost a year ago. But thankfully I've had the support of my friends and family to help me, still struggle from time to time but I'm a lot better off now than I was a year ago. Plus all these dank memes help
#429 - got girlfiend 1 year she broke up wanted her back…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Biggest regret in life? +1
#457 - strychnine (02/23/2015) [-]
porn my friend. porn is the answer, it's cheaper and it doesn't cheat on you.
#464 - gorden (02/23/2015) [-]
i thought ppl would hate me for beeing beta
i wouldnt call it beta, i just fell in love...
but you guys help me...
thanks man.
#52 - Picture 02/20/2015 on gorden's profile 0
#49 - no, i just dont want to argue with you about things that a per…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/20/2015 on gorden's profile 0
#50 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
telling a random girl you know nothing about is not "perfectly ok"
its fucking creepy and most girls in real life would look at you like youre retarded.
go ahead try it.
#51 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
***telling a random girl you know nothing about shes "beautiful" is not "perfectly ok"
#52 - gorden (02/20/2015) [-]
#47 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 02/20/2015 on gorden's profile 0
#48 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
"I dont know how to respond to being insulted by someone lol i'll just say he's rustled"
User avatar
#49 - gorden (02/20/2015) [-]
no, i just dont want to argue with you about things that a perfectly ok. like saying a girl is beautiful.
but well its the internet and your some tough guy here, now get off my site
#50 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
telling a random girl you know nothing about is not "perfectly ok"
its fucking creepy and most girls in real life would look at you like youre retarded.
go ahead try it.
#51 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
***telling a random girl you know nothing about shes "beautiful" is not "perfectly ok"
#52 - gorden (02/20/2015) [-]
#45 - oh dude, stop telling me what i am and what not. your a ******…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/19/2015 on gorden's profile 0
#46 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
IM the fucking creep?

dude you hit on random girls on the internet, you dont have the RIGHT to call anyone else a creep you fat fuck
#47 - gorden (02/20/2015) [-]
#48 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
"I dont know how to respond to being insulted by someone lol i'll just say he's rustled"
User avatar
#49 - gorden (02/20/2015) [-]
no, i just dont want to argue with you about things that a perfectly ok. like saying a girl is beautiful.
but well its the internet and your some tough guy here, now get off my site
#50 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
telling a random girl you know nothing about is not "perfectly ok"
its fucking creepy and most girls in real life would look at you like youre retarded.
go ahead try it.
#51 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
***telling a random girl you know nothing about shes "beautiful" is not "perfectly ok"
#52 - gorden (02/20/2015) [-]
#43 - no. i own muscles.  [+] (9 new replies) 02/17/2015 on gorden's profile 0
#44 - friendlyrogue (02/18/2015) [-]
no, no you dont
User avatar
#45 - gorden (02/19/2015) [-]
oh dude, stop telling me what i am and what not. your a fucking creep.
i could post a pic, but i dont know what you would do with it, so...
#46 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
IM the fucking creep?

dude you hit on random girls on the internet, you dont have the RIGHT to call anyone else a creep you fat fuck
#47 - gorden (02/20/2015) [-]
#48 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
"I dont know how to respond to being insulted by someone lol i'll just say he's rustled"
User avatar
#49 - gorden (02/20/2015) [-]
no, i just dont want to argue with you about things that a perfectly ok. like saying a girl is beautiful.
but well its the internet and your some tough guy here, now get off my site
#50 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
telling a random girl you know nothing about is not "perfectly ok"
its fucking creepy and most girls in real life would look at you like youre retarded.
go ahead try it.
#51 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
***telling a random girl you know nothing about shes "beautiful" is not "perfectly ok"
#52 - gorden (02/20/2015) [-]
#40 - 1.83m / 88kg doing fitness 4 times a week.  [+] (11 new replies) 02/16/2015 on gorden's profile 0
#42 - friendlyrogue (02/17/2015) [-]
wow you are fat
User avatar
#43 - gorden (02/17/2015) [-]
no. i own muscles.
#44 - friendlyrogue (02/18/2015) [-]
no, no you dont
User avatar
#45 - gorden (02/19/2015) [-]
oh dude, stop telling me what i am and what not. your a fucking creep.
i could post a pic, but i dont know what you would do with it, so...
#46 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
IM the fucking creep?

dude you hit on random girls on the internet, you dont have the RIGHT to call anyone else a creep you fat fuck
#47 - gorden (02/20/2015) [-]
#48 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
"I dont know how to respond to being insulted by someone lol i'll just say he's rustled"
User avatar
#49 - gorden (02/20/2015) [-]
no, i just dont want to argue with you about things that a perfectly ok. like saying a girl is beautiful.
but well its the internet and your some tough guy here, now get off my site
#50 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
telling a random girl you know nothing about is not "perfectly ok"
its fucking creepy and most girls in real life would look at you like youre retarded.
go ahead try it.
#51 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
***telling a random girl you know nothing about shes "beautiful" is not "perfectly ok"
#52 - gorden (02/20/2015) [-]
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#39 - friendlyrogue (02/16/2015) [-]
how much do you weigh?

you have the most stereotypical insults, youre either a fat tub of lard or a scrawny little manlet
#40 to #39 - gorden (02/16/2015) [-]
1.83m / 88kg
doing fitness 4 times a week.
#42 to #40 - friendlyrogue (02/17/2015) [-]
wow you are fat
#43 to #42 - gorden (02/17/2015) [-]
no. i own muscles.
#44 to #43 - friendlyrogue (02/18/2015) [-]
no, no you dont
#45 to #44 - gorden (02/19/2015) [-]
oh dude, stop telling me what i am and what not. your a ******* creep.
i could post a pic, but i dont know what you would do with it, so...
#46 to #45 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
IM the ******* creep?

dude you hit on random girls on the internet, you dont have the RIGHT to call anyone else a creep you fat ****
#47 to #46 - gorden (02/20/2015) [-]
#48 to #47 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
"I dont know how to respond to being insulted by someone lol i'll just say he's rustled"
#49 to #48 - gorden (02/20/2015) [-]
no, i just dont want to argue with you about things that a perfectly ok. like saying a girl is beautiful.
but well its the internet and your some tough guy here, now get off my site
#50 to #49 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
telling a random girl you know nothing about is not "perfectly ok"
its ******* creepy and most girls in real life would look at you like youre retarded.
go ahead try it.
#51 to #50 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
***telling a random girl you know nothing about shes "beautiful" is not "perfectly ok"
#52 to #51 - gorden (02/20/2015) [-]
#37 - tiagodisouza (12/30/2012) [-]
Hey dude, how much you looking to get for that computer, and would you send it to portugal?
#38 to #37 - gorden (12/30/2012) [-]
lol dude, i was just asking because i'm interested in the price.
actually sending it to portugal would be way too expensive!

sorry mate!
#28 - ultimateasshole (11/15/2012) [-]
How have you been buddy?
#30 to #28 - gorden (11/19/2012) [-]
u saw this text?
#29 to #28 - gorden (11/15/2012) [-]
aaaah dude, i started my apprentinceship (i'm 18ten, you know, really young)
and my ex gf, asked me to help her after school, so i said yes, and we meet 2x a week and sometimes even on WE, its awesome, we kiss, laugh, cuddle, ... an learn :D
well, she left me a note on my ipod which said; "Hey my Boy, I already miss you, I love you! ♥" sooo sweet. well, i'm not sure if she means it friendly... well that would suck.
but we often talk about how cool our kids will be, how great our marriage and stuff.


we are not in a relationship and i had a... one-off with some other girl... well, i was drunk and rejected sex but anyways, i feel really guilty when i look in her eyes :(
#31 to #29 - ultimateasshole (11/19/2012) [-]
Sorry i must of missed it, but it sounds like you are doing pretty good.
#32 to #31 - gorden (11/19/2012) [-]
thanks, how are you doing?
#33 to #32 - ultimateasshole (11/19/2012) [-]
Pretty good... i only have to work 3 days this week because of thanksgiving.
#34 to #33 - gorden (11/19/2012) [-]
i had my first free day today. :)
hows your little princess`?
#35 to #34 - ultimateasshole (11/19/2012) [-]
Shes okay...She will be back over on Wednesday.
#36 to #35 - gorden (11/19/2012) [-]
god bless her :)
#26 - ultimateasshole (08/26/2012) [-]
The thread ran out....Sorry i just do not know what to say except, try to make things work.
Also remember if you love something you should set it free. if it returns then that is true love.
#27 to #26 - gorden (08/26/2012) [-]
yeah man, things change **** happens , eople change, but live goes on
#22 - ultimateasshole (07/17/2012) [-]
Happy bday buddy. I didnt forget.
#23 to #22 - gorden (07/19/2012) [-]
i love you.
#20 - anon (06/11/2012) [-]
my name gorden i r so funey memeQ!!!
#21 to #21 - gorden (06/11/2012) [-]
what the **** is wrong with you , anon?
#10 - mlpmeh (04/07/2012) [-]
i didnt red thumb any of his comments.
its not very polite to red thumb someone when you are talking to them.
#11 to #10 - gorden (04/07/2012) [-]
but the other ponyfags...
but the other ponyfags...
#12 to #11 - mlpmeh (04/07/2012) [-]
Idk i cant tell them what to do.
#13 to #12 - gorden (04/07/2012) [-]
you won this time, but they are mad i guess
you won this time, but they are mad i guess
#14 to #13 - mlpmeh (04/07/2012) [-]
i wasnt trying to win anything lol.
i was just telling him to stop telling me what to do and i kept replying with ponies.

#15 to #14 - gorden (04/07/2012) [-]
but ponys are ****** up. its not like i hate you or smth. but you really should keep your horses in they're boxes :D
but ponys are ****** up. its not like i hate you or smth. but you really should keep your horses in they're boxes :D
#16 to #15 - mlpmeh (04/07/2012) [-]
why?
why do i have to hide?
i dont care what other people say/think.
And im not trying to force people to watch it.
im minding my own business and people start yelling at me for posting ponies.
#17 to #16 - gorden (04/07/2012) [-]
ponys are for children. and normal people are annoyed by those things.
ponys are for children. and normal people are annoyed by those things.
#18 to #17 - mlpmeh (04/07/2012) [-]
your calling me not normal?
that's not very nice.
entitled to your opinion though.
nothing i can really do about that now can I?

#19 to #18 - gorden (04/07/2012) [-]
i might used the word "normal" wrong... i mean "normal" funnyjunkers (not reposters, lol)
i might used the word "normal" wrong... i mean "normal" funnyjunkers (not reposters, lol)
#4 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/20/2012) [-]
That was a tough one, LOL.
That was a tough one, LOL.
#5 to #4 - gorden (03/20/2012) [-]
its pretty cool, but the left one should have said Frontpage ):
#7 to #5 - gorden (03/27/2012) [-]
its on his way to frontpage :)
its on his way to frontpage :)
#6 to #5 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/20/2012) [-]
Damn, Maybe another time.
Damn, Maybe another time.
#8 to #6 - gorden (04/06/2012) [-]
it has almost 200 thumbs!
#9 to #8 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/06/2012) [-]
They grow up so fast!
#3 - sourpotato (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbarse!
The British think so too!