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goodguygary

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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: almost everything except xbox
Date Signed Up:11/26/2011
Last Login:7/04/2015
Location:Washington
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Comment Ranking:#3925
Highest Content Rank:#4945
Highest Comment Rank:#605
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Total Comments Made:7225
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#9 - never heard of online grocery shopping in the states before, a…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2013 on So I tried to order... +10
#11 - John Cena (08/25/2013) [-]
Dit
User avatar #10 - goodguygary (08/25/2013) [-]
turns out this is from NYC, i guess someplace that big would have a convenience like that
#56 - because they've got too much time on their hands …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2013 on .... +2
User avatar #65 - andrewjla (08/25/2013) [-]
and too many people to spare
#41 - ***** and giggles, most likely 08/25/2013 on some chuckles for you -2
#209 - you really know your **** , dude 08/25/2013 on Overreacted or not? 0
#45 - waking up in a rape dungeon? 08/25/2013 on Author 0
#43 - it scares me immensely you know how chloroform works  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2013 on Author +1
User avatar #44 - heartlessrobot (08/25/2013) [-]
Well, to be honest I have fantasized about being chloroformed and waking up in someone's rape dungeon.
#45 - goodguygary (08/25/2013) [-]
waking up in a rape dungeon?
#41 - sure, maybe, kinky.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/25/2013 on Author 0
User avatar #42 - heartlessrobot (08/25/2013) [-]
All three, since chloroform only knocks them out for 3 minutes, max. They start waking up as soon as you take the rag away, and too long can kill them.
User avatar #43 - goodguygary (08/25/2013) [-]
it scares me immensely you know how chloroform works
User avatar #44 - heartlessrobot (08/25/2013) [-]
Well, to be honest I have fantasized about being chloroformed and waking up in someone's rape dungeon.
#45 - goodguygary (08/25/2013) [-]
waking up in a rape dungeon?
#39 - rape? you better be a big strong dude, or you're going to end up dead  [+] (6 new replies) 08/25/2013 on Author 0
User avatar #40 - heartlessrobot (08/25/2013) [-]
Chloroform. Duct tape. Fuzzy handcuffs.
User avatar #41 - goodguygary (08/25/2013) [-]
sure, maybe, kinky.
User avatar #42 - heartlessrobot (08/25/2013) [-]
All three, since chloroform only knocks them out for 3 minutes, max. They start waking up as soon as you take the rag away, and too long can kill them.
User avatar #43 - goodguygary (08/25/2013) [-]
it scares me immensely you know how chloroform works
User avatar #44 - heartlessrobot (08/25/2013) [-]
Well, to be honest I have fantasized about being chloroformed and waking up in someone's rape dungeon.
#45 - goodguygary (08/25/2013) [-]
waking up in a rape dungeon?
#36 - then you're limited to when people are doing the deed, and you…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/25/2013 on Author +1
User avatar #38 - heartlessrobot (08/25/2013) [-]
Nah, I can work with people showering, changing, or just go in and rape them..
User avatar #39 - goodguygary (08/25/2013) [-]
rape? you better be a big strong dude, or you're going to end up dead
User avatar #40 - heartlessrobot (08/25/2013) [-]
Chloroform. Duct tape. Fuzzy handcuffs.
User avatar #41 - goodguygary (08/25/2013) [-]
sure, maybe, kinky.
User avatar #42 - heartlessrobot (08/25/2013) [-]
All three, since chloroform only knocks them out for 3 minutes, max. They start waking up as soon as you take the rag away, and too long can kill them.
User avatar #43 - goodguygary (08/25/2013) [-]
it scares me immensely you know how chloroform works
User avatar #44 - heartlessrobot (08/25/2013) [-]
Well, to be honest I have fantasized about being chloroformed and waking up in someone's rape dungeon.
#45 - goodguygary (08/25/2013) [-]
waking up in a rape dungeon?
#34 - but what happens when the power dies out, and the battery is d…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/25/2013 on Author 0
User avatar #35 - heartlessrobot (08/25/2013) [-]
Or I can go out and peer in someone's window and use them as porn.
#36 - goodguygary (08/25/2013) [-]
then you're limited to when people are doing the deed, and you haven't been caught.
1/10 would not devise tactics with
User avatar #38 - heartlessrobot (08/25/2013) [-]
Nah, I can work with people showering, changing, or just go in and rape them..
User avatar #39 - goodguygary (08/25/2013) [-]
rape? you better be a big strong dude, or you're going to end up dead
User avatar #40 - heartlessrobot (08/25/2013) [-]
Chloroform. Duct tape. Fuzzy handcuffs.
User avatar #41 - goodguygary (08/25/2013) [-]
sure, maybe, kinky.
User avatar #42 - heartlessrobot (08/25/2013) [-]
All three, since chloroform only knocks them out for 3 minutes, max. They start waking up as soon as you take the rag away, and too long can kill them.
User avatar #43 - goodguygary (08/25/2013) [-]
it scares me immensely you know how chloroform works
User avatar #44 - heartlessrobot (08/25/2013) [-]
Well, to be honest I have fantasized about being chloroformed and waking up in someone's rape dungeon.
#45 - goodguygary (08/25/2013) [-]
waking up in a rape dungeon?
#32 - not having a physical copy for fapping when out of power? …  [+] (12 new replies) 08/25/2013 on Author +1
User avatar #33 - heartlessrobot (08/25/2013) [-]
I've got a laptop with porn saved on it.
User avatar #34 - goodguygary (08/25/2013) [-]
but what happens when the power dies out, and the battery is dead?
yup, that's right. the physical copies shall inherit the earth
User avatar #35 - heartlessrobot (08/25/2013) [-]
Or I can go out and peer in someone's window and use them as porn.
#36 - goodguygary (08/25/2013) [-]
then you're limited to when people are doing the deed, and you haven't been caught.
1/10 would not devise tactics with
User avatar #38 - heartlessrobot (08/25/2013) [-]
Nah, I can work with people showering, changing, or just go in and rape them..
User avatar #39 - goodguygary (08/25/2013) [-]
rape? you better be a big strong dude, or you're going to end up dead
User avatar #40 - heartlessrobot (08/25/2013) [-]
Chloroform. Duct tape. Fuzzy handcuffs.
User avatar #41 - goodguygary (08/25/2013) [-]
sure, maybe, kinky.
User avatar #42 - heartlessrobot (08/25/2013) [-]
All three, since chloroform only knocks them out for 3 minutes, max. They start waking up as soon as you take the rag away, and too long can kill them.
User avatar #43 - goodguygary (08/25/2013) [-]
it scares me immensely you know how chloroform works
User avatar #44 - heartlessrobot (08/25/2013) [-]
Well, to be honest I have fantasized about being chloroformed and waking up in someone's rape dungeon.
#45 - goodguygary (08/25/2013) [-]
waking up in a rape dungeon?
#89 - that yahooanswers question made me wonder if superman can be i… 08/25/2013 on Doing Bad Doesn't Make You... 0
#10 - **goodguygary rolls 9** is Phanact a god?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/23/2013 on college bills +33
#69 - floggnawstalgia (08/24/2013) [-]
DO IT FAGGOT
#67 - goofyplease (08/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #64 - papaspipi (08/24/2013) [-]
Delete it faggot
User avatar #15 - rakaka (08/24/2013) [-]
do it faggot
User avatar #54 - itsmewaffle (08/24/2013) [-]
faggot failed to deliver
#28 - how is it misleading if this is hyrule, and WW takes place in … 08/23/2013 on All Zelda Maps Combined :D 0
#26 - uh, doesn't wind waker take place in a flooded hyrule?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/23/2013 on All Zelda Maps Combined :D 0
User avatar #27 - mikaelkid (08/23/2013) [-]
Yes, but I'm just commenting that because of the misleading title
User avatar #29 - wteck (08/23/2013) [-]
wind waker still works on this map, all the places are there. except forsaken fortress
User avatar #28 - goodguygary (08/23/2013) [-]
how is it misleading if this is hyrule, and WW takes place in hyrule, but minus all the water?
#19 - he did? i never heard of this, well damn. 08/23/2013 on Steve Jobs vs Sean Connery +1
#17 - y'know it wasn't that horrible, it just could've been a lot be…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2013 on Steve Jobs vs Sean Connery +2
User avatar #18 - organiclead (08/23/2013) [-]
Sean Connery swore off acting because of that movie.
User avatar #19 - goodguygary (08/23/2013) [-]
he did? i never heard of this, well damn.
#15 - isn't it obvious?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2013 on How to feed them 0
#16 - myrrdhin (08/23/2013) [-]
Shit...that one totally killed me...
#180 - bullet drop is kickass though, it means you can't just aim at … 08/23/2013 on COD multiplayer in one gif 0
#635464 - i see nothing wrong with this, i would have fun taking down go… 08/22/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#14 - please god no 08/22/2013 on Penn just Twittered this -2
#111 - here's a back to back comparison  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2013 on Two Dollar Bill +1
User avatar #113 - acharminbear (08/21/2013) [-]
Those are cool, thanks for posting them.
#109 - sorry for the hugeass picture, but there you can see the diffe…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/21/2013 on Two Dollar Bill +4
#169 - tmgrskat (08/21/2013) [-]
I hate these kind of pictures because they promise you "5 megapixels" or whatever else and in reality it is a lower resolution image medianed higher
User avatar #110 - acharminbear (08/21/2013) [-]
That's awesome.
#111 - goodguygary (08/21/2013) [-]
here's a back to back comparison
User avatar #113 - acharminbear (08/21/2013) [-]
Those are cool, thanks for posting them.
#105 - getting the camera to take pictures, it'll be a minute 08/21/2013 on Two Dollar Bill +2
#73 - i have two, one regular and a special red seal one, pretty badass  [+] (7 new replies) 08/21/2013 on Two Dollar Bill +3
User avatar #104 - acharminbear (08/21/2013) [-]
What's the red seal one look like?
#109 - goodguygary (08/21/2013) [-]
sorry for the hugeass picture, but there you can see the difference in the front, i have a picture of the back which happens to be different too
#169 - tmgrskat (08/21/2013) [-]
I hate these kind of pictures because they promise you "5 megapixels" or whatever else and in reality it is a lower resolution image medianed higher
User avatar #110 - acharminbear (08/21/2013) [-]
That's awesome.
#111 - goodguygary (08/21/2013) [-]
here's a back to back comparison
User avatar #113 - acharminbear (08/21/2013) [-]
Those are cool, thanks for posting them.
User avatar #105 - goodguygary (08/21/2013) [-]
getting the camera to take pictures, it'll be a minute

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