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Date Signed Up:11/26/2011
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#29 - >Miia >Best Girl choose one, and only one friendo  [+] (14 replies) 15 hours ago on IMAGINE +4
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#86 - warzon (7 hours ago) [-]
I want the one that gives the best hugs...
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#88 - goodguygary (7 hours ago) [-]
Tio, ogre hugs are the best kind
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#89 - warzon (7 hours ago) [-]
Both will crush you. And that's okay.
#30 - jacksipian (15 hours ago) [-]
i only need to pick one, they both have the same result.
#31 - goodguygary (15 hours ago) [-]
Miia's only better than cuckfish, jello, and jailbait bird
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#48 - brokentrucker (12 hours ago) [-]
>better than jello
Are you okay? Do you need a doctor?
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#50 - goodguygary (12 hours ago) [-]
i'm perfectly fine, jellogirl is at best daughteru tier, and at worst a shit tier waifu. it's just the facts
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#52 - brokentrucker (12 hours ago) [-]
You just need a better imagination.
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#54 - goodguygary (12 hours ago) [-]
i imagine snuggling in bed with her would be very soggy and cold, and what is a waifu when you can't at least snuggle comfortably?
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#74 - brokentrucker (11 hours ago) [-]
Heating element.
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#75 - goodguygary (10 hours ago) [-]
you're still soggy, which is no good, having to change the sheets anytime she touches the bed is a no-go
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#80 - brokentrucker (9 hours ago) [-]
Oh, also, potential immortality of the slime, leaving her sad when you die. However, the MGE ones make allowances for that.
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#79 - brokentrucker (9 hours ago) [-]
Sentient slime should, in theory, be able to draw out all that moisture, and, in fact, "ingest" any organic elements. If you go for an MGE red slime, you're even better off, because the retard factor is significantly reduced. The only problem you'll end up with is the warmth, which would be solved with some form of heating element or warm bath, etc. If properly fed, the slime's mass can become excessive enough to envelope you in a bed that's quite literally perfect for your sleeping habits, as well as capable of keeping you clean.

Suu herself would fluctuate tiers based on her diet, as it is shown clearly that she is capable of much higher intelligence than normal under certain circumstances, which would require more maintenance than the more typical slimes. So I will concede Suu herself as being lower than perfect tier, but not slimes in general.
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#81 - goodguygary (9 hours ago) [-]
all the girls are lower than perfect tier, suu just happens to be lower than all but cuckfish and jailbait bird
#12 - yup, best girl IS winning  [+] (1 reply) 15 hours ago on Time to vote +6
#13 - jacksipian (15 hours ago) [-]
Someone cheated the polls.
#22 - probably 2017, or never ever  [+] (2 replies) 09/30/2016 on Phoenix So Wright +2
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#38 - tropenthatshtup (09/30/2016) [-]
I mean it didn't take that long for the second one so probably a year at most.
I'm guessing the Ghost thing is just gonna be a trilogy though.
#23 - numbertwozeldafan (09/30/2016) [-]
No no please I need more
#15 - aw yis, ************ mystery skulls!  [+] (4 replies) 09/30/2016 on Phoenix So Wright +4
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#21 - numbertwozeldafan (09/30/2016) [-]
Next episode when?
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#22 - goodguygary (09/30/2016) [-]
probably 2017, or never ever
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#38 - tropenthatshtup (09/30/2016) [-]
I mean it didn't take that long for the second one so probably a year at most.
I'm guessing the Ghost thing is just gonna be a trilogy though.
#23 - numbertwozeldafan (09/30/2016) [-]
No no please I need more
#22 - never knew windwaker had an anime  [+] (1 reply) 09/29/2016 on Mr. President +7
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#33 - blacksteell (23 hours ago) [-]
she was my favorite in windwaker next tp pirate zelda tetra
#86 - i suppose that should have been worded more carefully to avoid…  [+] (3 replies) 09/25/2016 on Marijuana facts 0
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#140 - Sewallman (09/25/2016) [-]
It has a very high, probably impossible LD50 to reach.
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#91 - jaggsauce (09/25/2016) [-]
you're still retarded for saying that though.
#93 - goodguygary (09/25/2016) [-]
i'm on FunnyJunk fam, of course I'm retarded