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goodguygary

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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: almost everything except xbox
Date Signed Up:11/26/2011
Last Login:7/01/2015
Location:Washington
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#200 - well he hasn't broken any laws yet, but i suppose he will soon…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2015 on 2Edgy5Me Faceboke (1) +1
User avatar #201 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
give it time, in a few days im guessing we'll hear that hes skinned some poor girl.
User avatar #202 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
and repeatedly raped the skinned corpse, don't forget that!
User avatar #204 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
always. you can't skip that part.
#198 - well hell, if he doesn't rape them, he'll kill them and THEN r…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/02/2015 on 2Edgy5Me Faceboke (1) +1
User avatar #199 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
and then post it on facebook afterwards. i honestly hope hes locked up
User avatar #200 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
well he hasn't broken any laws yet, but i suppose he will sooner or later
User avatar #201 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
give it time, in a few days im guessing we'll hear that hes skinned some poor girl.
User avatar #202 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
and repeatedly raped the skinned corpse, don't forget that!
User avatar #204 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
always. you can't skip that part.
#196 - op posted this it's the bird atbber, but it gives no informat…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/02/2015 on 2Edgy5Me Faceboke (1) +1
User avatar #197 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
so many references to rape. im really worried about this dudes housemates.
User avatar #198 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
well hell, if he doesn't rape them, he'll kill them and THEN rape them, what a guy
User avatar #199 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
and then post it on facebook afterwards. i honestly hope hes locked up
User avatar #200 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
well he hasn't broken any laws yet, but i suppose he will sooner or later
User avatar #201 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
give it time, in a few days im guessing we'll hear that hes skinned some poor girl.
User avatar #202 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
and repeatedly raped the skinned corpse, don't forget that!
User avatar #204 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
always. you can't skip that part.
#187 - i don't know, the fact he actively calls it a noisy miner bird…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/02/2015 on 2Edgy5Me Faceboke (1) +1
User avatar #188 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
its possible, but he could have also ment that it was a myna bird that makes alot of noise. i guess only op knows.
User avatar #196 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
op posted this www.facebook.com/alex.hamiton.39 it's the bird atbber, but it gives no information on where he's actually from, the only hint i got was from one of the uncensored names, Ben Macangus, who's from Australia. this is burning me up with a desire to know
User avatar #197 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
so many references to rape. im really worried about this dudes housemates.
User avatar #198 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
well hell, if he doesn't rape them, he'll kill them and THEN rape them, what a guy
User avatar #199 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
and then post it on facebook afterwards. i honestly hope hes locked up
User avatar #200 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
well he hasn't broken any laws yet, but i suppose he will sooner or later
User avatar #201 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
give it time, in a few days im guessing we'll hear that hes skinned some poor girl.
User avatar #202 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
and repeatedly raped the skinned corpse, don't forget that!
User avatar #204 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
always. you can't skip that part.
#185 - i don't see anything to say that our edgelord isn't an aussie,…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/02/2015 on 2Edgy5Me Faceboke (1) +1
User avatar #186 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
doesn't seem like one. this seems like america level insanity.
User avatar #187 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
i don't know, the fact he actively calls it a noisy miner bird makes me think this is actually the australian avian, and that our crazed bird stabber might actually be from the land down under
User avatar #188 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
its possible, but he could have also ment that it was a myna bird that makes alot of noise. i guess only op knows.
User avatar #196 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
op posted this www.facebook.com/alex.hamiton.39 it's the bird atbber, but it gives no information on where he's actually from, the only hint i got was from one of the uncensored names, Ben Macangus, who's from Australia. this is burning me up with a desire to know
User avatar #197 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
so many references to rape. im really worried about this dudes housemates.
User avatar #198 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
well hell, if he doesn't rape them, he'll kill them and THEN rape them, what a guy
User avatar #199 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
and then post it on facebook afterwards. i honestly hope hes locked up
User avatar #200 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
well he hasn't broken any laws yet, but i suppose he will sooner or later
User avatar #201 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
give it time, in a few days im guessing we'll hear that hes skinned some poor girl.
User avatar #202 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
and repeatedly raped the skinned corpse, don't forget that!
User avatar #204 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
always. you can't skip that part.
#181 - well my mistake, the way i read your initial comment made me t…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/02/2015 on 2Edgy5Me Faceboke (1) +1
User avatar #182 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
thats true, but it says its native to australia.
User avatar #185 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
i don't see anything to say that our edgelord isn't an aussie, unless i've gone completely blind
User avatar #186 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
doesn't seem like one. this seems like america level insanity.
User avatar #187 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
i don't know, the fact he actively calls it a noisy miner bird makes me think this is actually the australian avian, and that our crazed bird stabber might actually be from the land down under
User avatar #188 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
its possible, but he could have also ment that it was a myna bird that makes alot of noise. i guess only op knows.
User avatar #196 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
op posted this www.facebook.com/alex.hamiton.39 it's the bird atbber, but it gives no information on where he's actually from, the only hint i got was from one of the uncensored names, Ben Macangus, who's from Australia. this is burning me up with a desire to know
User avatar #197 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
so many references to rape. im really worried about this dudes housemates.
User avatar #198 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
well hell, if he doesn't rape them, he'll kill them and THEN rape them, what a guy
User avatar #199 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
and then post it on facebook afterwards. i honestly hope hes locked up
User avatar #200 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
well he hasn't broken any laws yet, but i suppose he will sooner or later
User avatar #201 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
give it time, in a few days im guessing we'll hear that hes skinned some poor girl.
User avatar #202 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
and repeatedly raped the skinned corpse, don't forget that!
User avatar #204 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
always. you can't skip that part.
#176 - i understand and agree with what you're saying, but i was ment…  [+] (15 new replies) 03/02/2015 on 2Edgy5Me Faceboke (1) +1
User avatar #177 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
i never said it wasn't dead. desecrating the corpse of someones pet is still bad.
User avatar #181 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
well my mistake, the way i read your initial comment made me think "secondly if he did stab a bird that means it had to be someones pet" meant that it was tame enough to not freak out and fly away.
also on a side note, he could have possibly meant he stabbed one of these things en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noisy_miner
User avatar #182 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
thats true, but it says its native to australia.
User avatar #185 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
i don't see anything to say that our edgelord isn't an aussie, unless i've gone completely blind
User avatar #186 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
doesn't seem like one. this seems like america level insanity.
User avatar #187 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
i don't know, the fact he actively calls it a noisy miner bird makes me think this is actually the australian avian, and that our crazed bird stabber might actually be from the land down under
User avatar #188 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
its possible, but he could have also ment that it was a myna bird that makes alot of noise. i guess only op knows.
User avatar #196 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
op posted this www.facebook.com/alex.hamiton.39 it's the bird atbber, but it gives no information on where he's actually from, the only hint i got was from one of the uncensored names, Ben Macangus, who's from Australia. this is burning me up with a desire to know
User avatar #197 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
so many references to rape. im really worried about this dudes housemates.
User avatar #198 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
well hell, if he doesn't rape them, he'll kill them and THEN rape them, what a guy
User avatar #199 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
and then post it on facebook afterwards. i honestly hope hes locked up
User avatar #200 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
well he hasn't broken any laws yet, but i suppose he will sooner or later
User avatar #201 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
give it time, in a few days im guessing we'll hear that hes skinned some poor girl.
User avatar #202 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
and repeatedly raped the skinned corpse, don't forget that!
User avatar #204 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
always. you can't skip that part.
#145 - Thank you. I love periods like a neckbeard loves fedoras. 03/02/2015 on I made myself sad 0
#153 - it was already dead when he found it bruh  [+] (17 new replies) 03/02/2015 on 2Edgy5Me Faceboke (1) +1
User avatar #167 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
its still psychotic to go out and randomly stab a dead bird. that points to some serious mental issues. no sane person goes "theres this dead bird outside.... ill go stab it then post the bloody knife on facebook."
User avatar #176 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
i understand and agree with what you're saying, but i was mentioning the fact it was dead because you seemed to have been freaking out like he went out and actually killed someone's pet.
User avatar #177 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
i never said it wasn't dead. desecrating the corpse of someones pet is still bad.
User avatar #181 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
well my mistake, the way i read your initial comment made me think "secondly if he did stab a bird that means it had to be someones pet" meant that it was tame enough to not freak out and fly away.
also on a side note, he could have possibly meant he stabbed one of these things en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noisy_miner
User avatar #182 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
thats true, but it says its native to australia.
User avatar #185 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
i don't see anything to say that our edgelord isn't an aussie, unless i've gone completely blind
User avatar #186 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
doesn't seem like one. this seems like america level insanity.
User avatar #187 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
i don't know, the fact he actively calls it a noisy miner bird makes me think this is actually the australian avian, and that our crazed bird stabber might actually be from the land down under
User avatar #188 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
its possible, but he could have also ment that it was a myna bird that makes alot of noise. i guess only op knows.
User avatar #196 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
op posted this www.facebook.com/alex.hamiton.39 it's the bird atbber, but it gives no information on where he's actually from, the only hint i got was from one of the uncensored names, Ben Macangus, who's from Australia. this is burning me up with a desire to know
User avatar #197 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
so many references to rape. im really worried about this dudes housemates.
User avatar #198 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
well hell, if he doesn't rape them, he'll kill them and THEN rape them, what a guy
User avatar #199 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
and then post it on facebook afterwards. i honestly hope hes locked up
User avatar #200 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
well he hasn't broken any laws yet, but i suppose he will sooner or later
User avatar #201 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
give it time, in a few days im guessing we'll hear that hes skinned some poor girl.
User avatar #202 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
and repeatedly raped the skinned corpse, don't forget that!
User avatar #204 - hemomagus (03/02/2015) [-]
always. you can't skip that part.
#82 - pikmin 2, pretty sure that's the faggot that pretends to be li… 03/01/2015 on VideoGames Explained by... 0
#101 - >2000 + 15 >not ending a sentence with a period. …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2015 on I made myself sad -1
#144 - hazardpay (03/02/2015) [-]
>2015.
>not knowing the period at the end of a one sentence comment is a formality, not a requirement.
>giving 2 shits about it in the first place on funnyjunk.
>I put periods at the end of all of the sentences to fuel your fetish.
> this entire comment chain didnt even have a period at the end of sentences unless there were 2.
#145 - goodguygary (03/02/2015) [-]
Thank you. I love periods like a neckbeard loves fedoras.
#56 - thank you, you really are a great person  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on Nesting 0
#57 - sugoi (02/28/2015) [-]
Aw shucks.
#48 - everything about this image confused me, where is this from?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Nesting 0
User avatar #54 - sugoi (02/28/2015) [-]
Toradora!
User avatar #56 - goodguygary (02/28/2015) [-]
thank you, you really are a great person
#57 - sugoi (02/28/2015) [-]
Aw shucks.
#33 - >tfw my birthsign is an all stats. feels good man 02/26/2015 on some refreshing horoscopes :) +1
#253 - **goodguygary used "*roll 1, 0-999999999*"** **goodguygary … 02/26/2015 on Free Games 0
#94 - Sorry Uncle Hank, i'm going to have to sit this one out, for a… 02/26/2015 on FJ Dances +1
#39 - that's exactly what i thought it might have been, equal parts … 02/26/2015 on Battle for the net. 0
#35 - the **** is ?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Battle for the net. 0
#38 - mahgaypants (02/26/2015) [-]
well that wasn't the porn i was looking for
User avatar #39 - goodguygary (02/26/2015) [-]
that's exactly what i thought it might have been, equal parts happy and disappointed it wasn't a porn site
User avatar #36 - mahgaypants (02/26/2015) [-]
going in
#44 - best to be prepared for something that's not coming, than to n… 02/26/2015 on Evil +1
#22 - the fact the guy took the time to paste snoop's face on the 1-… 02/26/2015 on Fifty shades of Dank +5
#50 - get the **** out of here carlos, i swear to god i will … 02/25/2015 on NSFW 0
#41 - u 2 bby no homo 02/25/2015 on NSFW +3
#39 - hell, you've gotten to the point where you could choose a rand…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2015 on NSFW +2
#40 - hankhillofthe (02/25/2015) [-]
Aww. That means a lot, man.
#41 - goodguygary (02/25/2015) [-]
u 2 bby no homo
#37 - well i will be looking forward to " Story Time with Uncle…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/25/2015 on NSFW +2
User avatar #38 - hankhillofthe (02/25/2015) [-]
Sweet dude, I hope everyone else likes hearing me babble about my life WOOO!
User avatar #39 - goodguygary (02/25/2015) [-]
hell, you've gotten to the point where you could choose a random user each week to talk shit about and you would still be loved!
#40 - hankhillofthe (02/25/2015) [-]
Aww. That means a lot, man.
#41 - goodguygary (02/25/2015) [-]
u 2 bby no homo
#35 - so you understand, you must continue filming your stupid *…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/25/2015 on NSFW +2
User avatar #36 - hankhillofthe (02/25/2015) [-]
At some point I plan on telling funny personal stories for content, but one of them is a bit feelsy and it's the story about how FunnyJunk saved my life.

I kinda owe this site a lot hehe
User avatar #37 - goodguygary (02/25/2015) [-]
well i will be looking forward to "Story Time with Uncle Hank" whenever you get around to making it
User avatar #38 - hankhillofthe (02/25/2015) [-]
Sweet dude, I hope everyone else likes hearing me babble about my life WOOO!
User avatar #39 - goodguygary (02/25/2015) [-]
hell, you've gotten to the point where you could choose a random user each week to talk shit about and you would still be loved!
#40 - hankhillofthe (02/25/2015) [-]
Aww. That means a lot, man.
#41 - goodguygary (02/25/2015) [-]
u 2 bby no homo

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