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gongthehawkeye

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Gender: male
Age: 113
Consoles Owned: Wii, PS3, 3DS (FC:3222-6415-4733)
Video Games Played: (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
PSN: GreatNegus22
Interests: VIGOROUS MASTURBATION
Date Signed Up:4/28/2011
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#2606 - So something keeps rubbing all over my naughty bits whenever I…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/08/2015 on /paranormal/ 0
User avatar #2685 - ronyx (06/25/2015) [-]
You got crabs and schizophrenia
User avatar #2653 - alicorn (06/13/2015) [-]
it sounds like you have one of these en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Succubus

it's still a demon so exorcis it
User avatar #2644 - jamesten (06/11/2015) [-]
>implying you wouldn't want a ghostjob
User avatar #2645 - gongthehawkeye (06/12/2015) [-]
It's honestly starting to get really annoying, I'm losing sleep over this, I can't have a moment to my self, and it just feels wrong being violated on such a level that I can't do anything about.
If it's not trying to squeeze my junk it's trying to french me or hold me down and do something.
And mow my throat's all sore and swollen because it keeps reaching in their and doing something, probably trying to tongue my esophagus or some weird shit. It's been sticking something in my nose when I doze off. It just feels so disgusting and I hate it.
User avatar #2646 - jamesten (06/12/2015) [-]
it just means you have someone to have sex with
just stick your penis in it
User avatar #2647 - gongthehawkeye (06/12/2015) [-]
Do you think that would make it stop?
User avatar #2648 - jamesten (06/12/2015) [-]
maybe
what if it's a poultergasm?
User avatar #2649 - gongthehawkeye (06/12/2015) [-]
Isn't that the thing from American Dad?
User avatar #2610 - gongthehawkeye (06/09/2015) [-]
So about an hour ago it held me down and kept saying my name and "Please...look at my face"
So I was all like "Yeah, I'm not that gullible" except I have no where else in the house to sleep and I'm so tired. wut do?
User avatar #2616 - sushininja (06/10/2015) [-]
The best thing you can do now is just jack off furiously in every corner of your room. All over the inside of your closet, under your bed, anywhere imaginable a ghost could be. All the while saying derogatory terms to make fun of the ghosts and making them feel self-conscious. Rub holy water on your wiggly bits and nipples too.
User avatar #2640 - gongthehawkeye (06/10/2015) [-]
Considering how often it keeps touching my dick when I'm not paying attention, I think it would like that.
#115 - heh....I like it. 06/08/2015 on New Shia Every .1 Sec for... 0
#66 - Speaking of food, I want to have sex with this sandwich.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/08/2015 on I'm going out for some... +2
#80 - vegasstoner (06/08/2015) [-]
id probably just eat it....but i guess that works too.
User avatar #96 - megakillerx (06/08/2015) [-]
Source?
#79 - ferrocordis (06/08/2015) [-]
#75 - spanishninja (06/08/2015) [-]
Top notch American cuisine
#67 - wickedninjaking (06/08/2015) [-]
#637298 - I will not be able to make it, grad party. 06/06/2015 on Pokemon 0
#637245 - meh, Carracosta's a better rock/water type.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/05/2015 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #637246 - ayumu (06/05/2015) [-]
but muh regenerator
User avatar #637248 - supertanto (06/05/2015) [-]
but muh shit stats and movepool
#637244 - **gongthehawkeye used "*roll pokemon*"** **gongthehawkeye r…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/05/2015 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #637247 - supertanto (06/05/2015) [-]
I graduated 6 days ago
git gud
User avatar #637252 - welliguessitsaname (06/05/2015) [-]
tfw graduation on the 23rd
User avatar #637245 - gongthehawkeye (06/05/2015) [-]
meh, Carracosta's a better rock/water type.
User avatar #637246 - ayumu (06/05/2015) [-]
but muh regenerator
User avatar #637248 - supertanto (06/05/2015) [-]
but muh shit stats and movepool
#118535 - I graduated high school yesterday.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/05/2015 on Social Board +2
User avatar #118561 - averagewhitekid (06/07/2015) [-]
Ayyy join the club!
Enjoy every freshman going to the clubs while you can't do any of it, makes for a fun year!
User avatar #118542 - theugandanhero (06/06/2015) [-]
Good job man, don't squander it
User avatar #118537 - spaghettivase (06/05/2015) [-]
Congradulations
User avatar #118539 - nim (06/06/2015) [-]
10/10
#637183 - 7/10 06/04/2015 on Pokemon 0
#637182 - **gongthehawkeye used "*roll pokemon*"** **gongthehawkeye r…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2015 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #637183 - gongthehawkeye (06/04/2015) [-]
7/10
#637181 - Just saying, I may be at a graduation party Sunday at 5, but i…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2015 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #637182 - gongthehawkeye (06/04/2015) [-]
**gongthehawkeye used "*roll pokemon*"**
**gongthehawkeye rolls Octillery**
forgot to roll
User avatar #637183 - gongthehawkeye (06/04/2015) [-]
7/10
#637115 - **** YEAH, WARGLE It's not Crobat, but eh... 06/02/2015 on Pokemon 0
#637114 - Lucky bastard. 06/02/2015 on Pokemon 0
#637113 - **gongthehawkeye used "*roll 2, pokemon*"** **gongthehawkey…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2015 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #637116 - lightarcanine (06/02/2015) [-]
WARGLE TIME
User avatar #637115 - gongthehawkeye (06/02/2015) [-]
FUCK YEAH, WARGLE
It's not Crobat, but eh...
#125 - I made it through all of them... but at what cost?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2015 on The Gauntlet 0
User avatar #130 - lollingtime (06/04/2015) [-]
To understand that you're a fucked up sick fuck.
And you have to take a break from the ogrish things on the internet.. This is what i realized after i watched all of them..
#128 - Picture 05/31/2015 on He learned his lesson +11
#127 - Go to sleep Go to sleep Go to sleep Go to sl… 05/31/2015 on He learned his lesson +12
#23 - Secretly hoping for an Incredibles world in KH3 Superhero …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2015 on The Incredibles +3
User avatar #93 - Bion (05/30/2015) [-]
Imagine him trying to show them his "Junior Hero" certificate from Hercules.
#130 - Little do they know that Sheep is secretly planning the system…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/28/2015 on old cartoon network +2
User avatar #131 - legionofmudkip (05/28/2015) [-]
So he's the guy who made Gumball?
User avatar #136 - caette (05/28/2015) [-]
the no identity guy?
User avatar #157 - legionofmudkip (05/28/2015) [-]
I'm refering to Amazing world of Gumball. That shit's cancer
User avatar #158 - caette (05/28/2015) [-]
fag
#8 - Who is the redhead and what are the seven words the story talks about? 05/26/2015 on Best Pastas 4/? 0
#390956 - Everyone scheduling their graduation parties at the exact same… 05/26/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#1232761 - Nvm, getting smash 4 dlc. 05/24/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1232758 - What's a good 3DS E-shop game I can get for $3.99 or less?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1232761 - gongthehawkeye (05/24/2015) [-]
Nvm, getting smash 4 dlc.
#636884 - ************ choppin ****** down like Zoro. 05/22/2015 on Pokemon 0
#780 - Picture 05/20/2015 on GIF contest +1
#32 - I don't think he did that to them, fame does crazy things to p… 05/19/2015 on Will Smith +7
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #24 - gothictomato ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
Hey man i can get the AR code for the mons i want but i think i need your OT and the secret OT just to make it seem legit
User avatar #25 to #24 - gongthehawkeye (07/30/2014) [-]
I don't know that.
I just set the OT to Ash and the ID to 01337. Secret ID doesn't matter.
User avatar #26 to #25 - gothictomato ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
94000130 FFFB0000 B2000024 00000000 00019724 00000001 D2000000 00000000
This might work for the Mamoswine, i used pokegen so if you wanna give it a whirl and let me know if it works or not , so i can make the other ones up or not
User avatar #19 - gothictomato ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
Hey man if you can just gen the Weavile with Knock off, Ice Shard/ Punch low Kick that'd be great i'll just breed the other ones if theyre to much work to gen. The Weavile is the important one anyways. Also is it the code that you need for the PKM file? cuz i might actually be able to do it with pokegen if thats the case
User avatar #21 to #19 - gongthehawkeye (07/27/2014) [-]
I can give it to you now if you want. Hurry because I'm leaving in 20 minutes and won't be back until later tomorrow.
User avatar #23 to #21 - gothictomato ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
still good to trade?
User avatar #22 to #21 - gongthehawkeye (07/27/2014) [-]
The sneasel, i mean
User avatar #20 to #19 - gongthehawkeye (07/27/2014) [-]
I can get the other ones, I was just gonna do it later, but if you can make an AR code of multiple PKMs if you know how, that'd be great. I was actually going to get the other ones and contact you tomorrow.
I already have the Sneasel ready.
User avatar #17 - supertanto (06/28/2014) [-]
gong who is your third safari mon?
User avatar #18 to #17 - supertanto (06/28/2014) [-]
never mind ignore this
User avatar #16 - sirfapaton (02/13/2014) [-]
It's a screamer the "about" link there.
User avatar #15 - phanact (01/08/2014) [-]
Pm funnyjunk.com/user/tehbestever if you are level 250+ and want to be a mod, if you haven't already. This is just a generic post and is not specifically designed for you. Its for everyone who passed the mod test. Please don't reply to this. thanks.
User avatar #27 to #15 - davidavidson (10/14/2014) [-]
Get wrecked faggot
User avatar #13 - exclamation (01/06/2014) [-]
Because of your in-game name, can I call you Lt. Dan?
User avatar #14 to #13 - gongthehawkeye (01/06/2014) [-]
okay bby
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (12/29/2013) [-]
Welcome to the hating board. May I take your order?
User avatar #10 - gracefuldamned (12/28/2013) [-]
thanks, man. Youre the bomb.
User avatar #11 to #10 - gongthehawkeye (12/28/2013) [-]
No problem, thanks for the Larvesta.
#8 - anon (12/20/2013) [-]
Since you're going to die from a chest infection

I must tell you.

Sabo is alive.
User avatar #7 - garymotherfingoak (11/12/2013) [-]
say it to muh faec
#6 - thehawkeye (11/03/2013) [-]
Similar usernames but different things, like it
User avatar #5 - cardanbar (08/21/2013) [-]
nice username. i too enjoy patapon.
#4 - frienderman (10/15/2012) [-]
Hark, I bring bacon, as per your request.
Hark, I bring bacon, as per your request.
#3 - desmondaltairezio (09/01/2012) [-]
for some reason i want to give this to you
for some reason i want to give this to you
#2 - sicknindoni (05/09/2012) [-]
you asked for it not the best but something
User avatar #1 - gongthehawkeye (08/29/2011) [-]
Lolno
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