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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:9/28/2013
Last Login:9/27/2016
Location:You see that dot on your screen
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Comment Ranking:#7281
Highest Content Rank:#3025
Highest Comment Rank:#1720
Content Thumbs: 752 total,  905 ,  153
Comment Thumbs: 3800 total,  4475 ,  675
Content Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 58 Content: Sammich eater → Level 59 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 26% (26/100)
Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:60512
Times Content Favorited:133 times
Total Comments Made:1396
FJ Points:1420

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#55 - Alright, you appealed to the aspiring author in me *******. Co…  [+] (1 reply) 4 hours ago on Creative Bullshit: Story... 0
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#68 - knightbean (58 minutes ago) [-]
so what is the author in you fucking?

but I am happy with that.
I won.
#343 - Blue dream's a hybrid sativa and indica. It's got a very fruit…  [+] (3 replies) 09/16/2016 on Kermit Goes Nuclear +1
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#344 - mrfourtysevenman (09/16/2016) [-]
Cocolate chunk feels like somebody wrapping a blanket around you its used for anxiety (i hate pills)
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#345 - mrfourtysevenman (09/16/2016) [-]
Why does your flag keep changing?
Are you cheating on pokemon go?
#346 - golnax (09/16/2016) [-]
Dude I have no idea. I wasn't even aware that comments had flags on them until this morning when I noticed a German flag next to mine.

Perhaps my staggering want to travel the world is some how being reflected through electronic circuits and pulsating neurons through Funnyjunk's servers to show my true identity as a wanton child of the world rather than a simple citizen of the United States.

Or maybe it's a coding error that may or may not have something to do with me potentially not having my location set on my profile, although I checked that earlier and I didn't really see anything denoting a change in location (though granted I did only briefly look over it, like, 5 second pass over style brief)

Short answer: I dunno.
#328 - Can't say I've ever had that, though I did recently discover m…  [+] (5 replies) 09/16/2016 on Kermit Goes Nuclear +1
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#342 - mrfourtysevenman (09/16/2016) [-]
Just some hash.
Whats blue dream like?
I like northern lights and chocolate chunk for good medical results
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#343 - golnax (09/16/2016) [-]
Blue dream's a hybrid sativa and indica. It's got a very fruity taste and smell to it, comparable to blueberries. It's not harsh at all and it gives you a combination head and body high. Very relaxing and cathartic. Also gives you super munchies, or at least it did me. Went through a whole box of taquitos and still wanted more.
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#344 - mrfourtysevenman (09/16/2016) [-]
Cocolate chunk feels like somebody wrapping a blanket around you its used for anxiety (i hate pills)
User avatar
#345 - mrfourtysevenman (09/16/2016) [-]
Why does your flag keep changing?
Are you cheating on pokemon go?
#346 - golnax (09/16/2016) [-]
Dude I have no idea. I wasn't even aware that comments had flags on them until this morning when I noticed a German flag next to mine.

Perhaps my staggering want to travel the world is some how being reflected through electronic circuits and pulsating neurons through Funnyjunk's servers to show my true identity as a wanton child of the world rather than a simple citizen of the United States.

Or maybe it's a coding error that may or may not have something to do with me potentially not having my location set on my profile, although I checked that earlier and I didn't really see anything denoting a change in location (though granted I did only briefly look over it, like, 5 second pass over style brief)

Short answer: I dunno.
#326 - Ah. Well then that is a shame. I've never had german chocolate…  [+] (7 replies) 09/16/2016 on Kermit Goes Nuclear 0
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#327 - mrfourtysevenman (09/16/2016) [-]
Shit ive had weed from taiwan. Beats their chocolate
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#328 - golnax (09/16/2016) [-]
Can't say I've ever had that, though I did recently discover my favorite strand is called Blue Dream. Any idea what the Taiwan stuff was?
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#342 - mrfourtysevenman (09/16/2016) [-]
Just some hash.
Whats blue dream like?
I like northern lights and chocolate chunk for good medical results
User avatar
#343 - golnax (09/16/2016) [-]
Blue dream's a hybrid sativa and indica. It's got a very fruity taste and smell to it, comparable to blueberries. It's not harsh at all and it gives you a combination head and body high. Very relaxing and cathartic. Also gives you super munchies, or at least it did me. Went through a whole box of taquitos and still wanted more.
User avatar
#344 - mrfourtysevenman (09/16/2016) [-]
Cocolate chunk feels like somebody wrapping a blanket around you its used for anxiety (i hate pills)
User avatar
#345 - mrfourtysevenman (09/16/2016) [-]
Why does your flag keep changing?
Are you cheating on pokemon go?
#346 - golnax (09/16/2016) [-]
Dude I have no idea. I wasn't even aware that comments had flags on them until this morning when I noticed a German flag next to mine.

Perhaps my staggering want to travel the world is some how being reflected through electronic circuits and pulsating neurons through Funnyjunk's servers to show my true identity as a wanton child of the world rather than a simple citizen of the United States.

Or maybe it's a coding error that may or may not have something to do with me potentially not having my location set on my profile, although I checked that earlier and I didn't really see anything denoting a change in location (though granted I did only briefly look over it, like, 5 second pass over style brief)

Short answer: I dunno.
#322 - I don't believe I understand this reference. Explain pls?  [+] (9 replies) 09/16/2016 on Kermit Goes Nuclear 0
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#324 - mrfourtysevenman (09/16/2016) [-]
There is no reference. My family brought chocolate back from germany, ants invaded, then i had a moment of weakness.
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#326 - golnax (09/16/2016) [-]
Ah. Well then that is a shame. I've never had german chocolate myself, but I have had chocolate from taiwain. It was orange flavored, oddly enough. Had little bits of dehydrated oranges in it. It was very yummy.

I shall give the loss of your german chocolate a moment of silence out of respect.
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#327 - mrfourtysevenman (09/16/2016) [-]
Shit ive had weed from taiwan. Beats their chocolate
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#328 - golnax (09/16/2016) [-]
Can't say I've ever had that, though I did recently discover my favorite strand is called Blue Dream. Any idea what the Taiwan stuff was?
User avatar
#342 - mrfourtysevenman (09/16/2016) [-]
Just some hash.
Whats blue dream like?
I like northern lights and chocolate chunk for good medical results
User avatar
#343 - golnax (09/16/2016) [-]
Blue dream's a hybrid sativa and indica. It's got a very fruity taste and smell to it, comparable to blueberries. It's not harsh at all and it gives you a combination head and body high. Very relaxing and cathartic. Also gives you super munchies, or at least it did me. Went through a whole box of taquitos and still wanted more.
User avatar
#344 - mrfourtysevenman (09/16/2016) [-]
Cocolate chunk feels like somebody wrapping a blanket around you its used for anxiety (i hate pills)
User avatar
#345 - mrfourtysevenman (09/16/2016) [-]
Why does your flag keep changing?
Are you cheating on pokemon go?
#346 - golnax (09/16/2016) [-]
Dude I have no idea. I wasn't even aware that comments had flags on them until this morning when I noticed a German flag next to mine.

Perhaps my staggering want to travel the world is some how being reflected through electronic circuits and pulsating neurons through Funnyjunk's servers to show my true identity as a wanton child of the world rather than a simple citizen of the United States.

Or maybe it's a coding error that may or may not have something to do with me potentially not having my location set on my profile, although I checked that earlier and I didn't really see anything denoting a change in location (though granted I did only briefly look over it, like, 5 second pass over style brief)

Short answer: I dunno.
#313 - I like caramel much more than any kind of chocolate...  [+] (11 replies) 09/16/2016 on Kermit Goes Nuclear +2
#320 - mrfourtysevenman (09/16/2016) [-]
I like german chocolate but my stash got raided by
fire ants
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#322 - golnax (09/16/2016) [-]
I don't believe I understand this reference. Explain pls?
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#324 - mrfourtysevenman (09/16/2016) [-]
There is no reference. My family brought chocolate back from germany, ants invaded, then i had a moment of weakness.
User avatar
#326 - golnax (09/16/2016) [-]
Ah. Well then that is a shame. I've never had german chocolate myself, but I have had chocolate from taiwain. It was orange flavored, oddly enough. Had little bits of dehydrated oranges in it. It was very yummy.

I shall give the loss of your german chocolate a moment of silence out of respect.
User avatar
#327 - mrfourtysevenman (09/16/2016) [-]
Shit ive had weed from taiwan. Beats their chocolate
User avatar
#328 - golnax (09/16/2016) [-]
Can't say I've ever had that, though I did recently discover my favorite strand is called Blue Dream. Any idea what the Taiwan stuff was?
User avatar
#342 - mrfourtysevenman (09/16/2016) [-]
Just some hash.
Whats blue dream like?
I like northern lights and chocolate chunk for good medical results
User avatar
#343 - golnax (09/16/2016) [-]
Blue dream's a hybrid sativa and indica. It's got a very fruity taste and smell to it, comparable to blueberries. It's not harsh at all and it gives you a combination head and body high. Very relaxing and cathartic. Also gives you super munchies, or at least it did me. Went through a whole box of taquitos and still wanted more.
User avatar
#344 - mrfourtysevenman (09/16/2016) [-]
Cocolate chunk feels like somebody wrapping a blanket around you its used for anxiety (i hate pills)
User avatar
#345 - mrfourtysevenman (09/16/2016) [-]
Why does your flag keep changing?
Are you cheating on pokemon go?
#346 - golnax (09/16/2016) [-]
Dude I have no idea. I wasn't even aware that comments had flags on them until this morning when I noticed a German flag next to mine.

Perhaps my staggering want to travel the world is some how being reflected through electronic circuits and pulsating neurons through Funnyjunk's servers to show my true identity as a wanton child of the world rather than a simple citizen of the United States.

Or maybe it's a coding error that may or may not have something to do with me potentially not having my location set on my profile, although I checked that earlier and I didn't really see anything denoting a change in location (though granted I did only briefly look over it, like, 5 second pass over style brief)

Short answer: I dunno.