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    He forced me to He forced me to
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    It makes some sense? It makes some sense?
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    It Worked Though It Worked Though
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    Trolling Continues Trolling Continues
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    tears will fall tears will fall
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    Oh Kim.... Oh Kim....

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#19 - It's worse than I could have imagined.....she likes the caulif… 15 hours ago on What tumblr does to you +11
#26 - the question is, can I have a Coke with it? 06/23/2016 on Can't Push Fast Enough +2
#21 - that story was so gay I had to double check in the mirror I di… 05/18/2016 on Looking for something +24
#124 - Now I don't understand.... ****  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2016 on No Voter Fraud 0
#126 - ninjatofu (03/03/2016) [-]
It's contagious. If you read it enough it will start making sense.
#101 - ...it's starting already dun dun DUN!!  [+] (3 new replies) 03/03/2016 on No Voter Fraud 0
#102 - ninjatofu (03/03/2016) [-]
I have to yet to discover how to understanding why I don't understand something.
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#124 - gobnick (03/03/2016) [-]
Now I don't understand....shit
#126 - ninjatofu (03/03/2016) [-]
It's contagious. If you read it enough it will start making sense.
#9 - this totally was the porn I was looking for 02/24/2016 on Not the porn you were... +4
#139 - also in most of those cases the girl was only tipsy, not *****… 02/23/2016 on Amy Schumer 0
#138 - if it would be considered rape by anyone had it been a girl in… 02/23/2016 on Amy Schumer 0
#137 - consent isn't something that is just given and can't be revoke…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2016 on Amy Schumer 0
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#145 - msypsylon (02/24/2016) [-]
Ok, so I see you completely ignored my comment and kept on babbling.
So I'm going to repeat myself and expand a little, since I have nothing better to do. Here's what happened, since I get the feeling that you still haven't read the story:

Guy called her, got her into his bedroom, put on some music, pushed her on the bed, humped her with his flaccid penis, went down on her because he couldn't get a hard-on and fell asleep with his head in her crotch. She woke him up and told him to change the music he got up and changed the music and then went back into the bed, humped her a little more and fell asleep again. At that point she started crying for some reason, then she left

She did not made him do anything. He was able to stop at any point, did he wish so, but he willingly continued trying to fuck the skank.

And it disgusts me how you think that people who got themselves drunk should be protected from their own decisions. If someone gets drunk then decides to have sex with whoever, it's his godamn responsibility. "I was drunk" is not an excuse if you yourself chose to get drunk. It's nobody's job to take care of you because you don't know when to stop drinking. People need to learn to control themselves, not blame others for the consequences of their bad decisions.

#138
Again, he was the one to try to fuck her. She just stood there. How you can have an argument this long on a story you haven't even read is beyond me. This is what I despise about people like you: you make up your mind based on preconceived ideas and you're so sure that you're right you won't even bother to check the facts. And you'd argue about it to the world's end. But I see it's pointless arguing with you any further. You just ignore my arguments, ignore the actual narrative, ignore the fucking definitions of the words you're using to make your point and instead use made-up definitions, your own version of the story that has nothing to do with what we're supposed to be discussing and you contradict points I never made.

So, instead of writing another incoherent reply, I urge you to do this: look up the definition of the word rape, then look up the definition of the word consent and then read the fucking story you're arguing about. And if you still think it was rape, please explain to me how a man who invited a girl to have sex and then tried to have sex and then fell asleep was raped.

Or if you're too lazy and I guess you probably are, at least answer this question:
Do you think everyone who ever had sex with a piss-drunk person is a rapist, even if they're not the ones to initiate it?
Or even a better one:
If a piss-drunk guy forces a sober girl to have sex with him is he the rapist or the victim? I mean, he was drunk, there's no way he could've given consent right?
Wait, I have another one:
What happens when 2 drunk people have sex well, when they try to, at least ? Do they rape each other? Should they both be convicted for rape? Or the rapes somehow cancel themselves?

Seriously, your "he's drunk, therefore he can't consent, therefore it's rape" is this stupid. I'm just amazed that you can't see it. Rape used to refer a truly horrific experience, when one is stripped of all their liberty, control and power and assaulted in the most intimate and degrading way. This kind of attack scars people for the rest of their lives. And now, because of modern feminists and cretins like you people who went to something this horrible are bundled together with frat bros and party girls who drank too much and then had sloppy sex. Fuck you!
#131 - Nah, son. If a girl did the same thing I'd call it rape, he wa…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/23/2016 on Amy Schumer 0
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#132 - msypsylon (02/23/2016) [-]
Well, I obviously don't know about you personally, but I've seen countless posts and comments with a ton of thumbs up advocating the idea that drunk sex =/= rape in any way, all relating to incidents when the men were accused. And they're obviously right. But now to claim it's the other way around when the drunk person is a guy is hypocrisy from the part of the community.

Now, if you'd call it rape you'd be fucking wrong. I explained it as clearly as I could in the last comment, I don't know what's still unclear to you. He was not forced. It was not against his will. He consented to it and initiated it. Now you can argue about the morality of fucking a drunk person all you want, but that's not the point here. This is not rape.

And I get the feeling that you haven't even read the fucking story, because if you did you would know that it's not about that girl taking advantage of a drunk guy, but about a drunk guy booty calling her, but failing to fuck her properly because he was too drunk. Again, say it's unfunny, rude, evil, whatever, I don't care, but it's not fucking rape.
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#139 - gobnick (02/23/2016) [-]
also in most of those cases the girl was only tipsy, not shitfaced, I wouldn't call it rape either unless it was that exact situation. however, being as drunk as this guy they couldn't not give consent, and that is rape. basically too drunk/unwilling after initiation=/=inability to claim rape, and everyone should treat it that way
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#137 - gobnick (02/23/2016) [-]
consent isn't something that is just given and can't be revoked after. it isn't a purchase. if someone says yes to trying some role playing, and ends up getting whipped with crops or handcuffed to a bed and they don't want to continue, you're saying that they can't claim they were forced into sex? just because they said yes at any point? if at ANY point, you are unable to give consent, or no longer wish to consent, and the person continues anyway, it becomes rape. had he been sober, and just wasn't able to keep a stiffy, but continued, no, it isn't, cause he could have said no, but didn't. since he was drunk, he was unable to do anything to prevent the sex, or say if he wanted to continue. any way you slice it, male on female, female on male, if someone is too drunk, you leave them the fuck alone, or be prepared to possibly have them press charges. since he didn't, it wasn't a big thing, and even if he did, there'd be people like you telling him to deal with it. doesn't change the fact he got raped. if you'd say it isn't rape, you'd be fucking wrong.
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#145 - msypsylon (02/24/2016) [-]
Ok, so I see you completely ignored my comment and kept on babbling.
So I'm going to repeat myself and expand a little, since I have nothing better to do. Here's what happened, since I get the feeling that you still haven't read the story:

Guy called her, got her into his bedroom, put on some music, pushed her on the bed, humped her with his flaccid penis, went down on her because he couldn't get a hard-on and fell asleep with his head in her crotch. She woke him up and told him to change the music he got up and changed the music and then went back into the bed, humped her a little more and fell asleep again. At that point she started crying for some reason, then she left

She did not made him do anything. He was able to stop at any point, did he wish so, but he willingly continued trying to fuck the skank.

And it disgusts me how you think that people who got themselves drunk should be protected from their own decisions. If someone gets drunk then decides to have sex with whoever, it's his godamn responsibility. "I was drunk" is not an excuse if you yourself chose to get drunk. It's nobody's job to take care of you because you don't know when to stop drinking. People need to learn to control themselves, not blame others for the consequences of their bad decisions.

#138
Again, he was the one to try to fuck her. She just stood there. How you can have an argument this long on a story you haven't even read is beyond me. This is what I despise about people like you: you make up your mind based on preconceived ideas and you're so sure that you're right you won't even bother to check the facts. And you'd argue about it to the world's end. But I see it's pointless arguing with you any further. You just ignore my arguments, ignore the actual narrative, ignore the fucking definitions of the words you're using to make your point and instead use made-up definitions, your own version of the story that has nothing to do with what we're supposed to be discussing and you contradict points I never made.

So, instead of writing another incoherent reply, I urge you to do this: look up the definition of the word rape, then look up the definition of the word consent and then read the fucking story you're arguing about. And if you still think it was rape, please explain to me how a man who invited a girl to have sex and then tried to have sex and then fell asleep was raped.

Or if you're too lazy and I guess you probably are, at least answer this question:
Do you think everyone who ever had sex with a piss-drunk person is a rapist, even if they're not the ones to initiate it?
Or even a better one:
If a piss-drunk guy forces a sober girl to have sex with him is he the rapist or the victim? I mean, he was drunk, there's no way he could've given consent right?
Wait, I have another one:
What happens when 2 drunk people have sex well, when they try to, at least ? Do they rape each other? Should they both be convicted for rape? Or the rapes somehow cancel themselves?

Seriously, your "he's drunk, therefore he can't consent, therefore it's rape" is this stupid. I'm just amazed that you can't see it. Rape used to refer a truly horrific experience, when one is stripped of all their liberty, control and power and assaulted in the most intimate and degrading way. This kind of attack scars people for the rest of their lives. And now, because of modern feminists and cretins like you people who went to something this horrible are bundled together with frat bros and party girls who drank too much and then had sloppy sex. Fuck you!