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User avatar #17 - aboringfly (06/08/2015) [-]
Hey. I've found some fossils in a creek. sea urchin teeth and shell pieces and I was wondering, since they're full of sediment from the creek, how can I clean them without damaging them?
#14 - aboringfly (10/13/2014) [-]

I've found a giant fossilized sea shell, like ******* ******* huge, in ye' olde' calx mine, the funny thing is, it kinda, well, shattered to smaller pieces in my car. I took care of it like the last gold on the planet, but the road was bumpy. R.I.P sea shell 15000000 B.C-2014 A.C

I feel so ******* bad now, should I glue it together, or leave it as it was?
User avatar #15 to #14 - glueckspirat (10/31/2014) [-]
Oh **** !
It survived millions of years and then it gets destroyed by a bumpy road. How ironic!

I'm sorry for that....maybe you really should try to glue the pieces together. How big was it? Do you have a picture for me?

I am no longer allowed in the quarry where I found the shells and ammonites. I guess the next time someone sees me there he will call the police.
User avatar #16 to #15 - aboringfly (11/01/2014) [-]
Good news everyone. It wasn't the shell that was broken, it was just pieces of calx that broke off it that I thought were pieces of shell. I shall take pictures when I come back home, since I'm going somewhere right now.
I also found a very thick piece of a shell, it's small, but very thick for a shell.
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User avatar #7 - aboringfly (07/06/2014) [-]
**** yea, son, I found a trilobite, a baby trilobite.

I'm so ******* happy.

Sorry for being boring, but I like talking about this stuff
User avatar #9 to #7 - glueckspirat (07/06/2014) [-]
I'm so ******* jealous right now! Congratulations buddy! Do you have a picture of it?
User avatar #10 to #9 - aboringfly (07/06/2014) [-]
I'll take a picture, but I don't think it will be visible on that white calx stone, since it's only an inprint.

I don't dare to touch it much, especially trying to separate it from the main stone, since it's very fragile.
User avatar #11 to #10 - glueckspirat (07/06/2014) [-]
I want a trilobite too!!!
User avatar #12 to #11 - aboringfly (07/06/2014) [-]
Well, I'll go to the calx mine some time again, probably even next week.
If I find another one, might just as well send it your way
User avatar #8 to #7 - aboringfly (07/06/2014) [-]
Correction, it's not a baby, it's a mid-size trilobite
User avatar #6 - aboringfly (07/05/2014) [-]
I went to the calx mine, and found some good **** atleast it's good for me, a noob in this I had to leave in 10 minutes since wasp-satan crossover creatures thirsty for blood were attacking me.

I found 3 stones which contain fossils in 10 minutes, that place is a calx gold mine.
User avatar #1 - aboringfly (07/05/2014) [-]
How's your finger?

Damn, I bet you haven't fapped in weeks
User avatar #2 to #1 - glueckspirat (07/05/2014) [-]
My finger still looks very ****** up but it's getting better

Fapping and having sex still works
User avatar #3 to #2 - aboringfly (07/05/2014) [-]
Atleast it's getting better, you don't have to amputate it

So it wasn't your fapping hand, eh? Good
User avatar #4 to #3 - glueckspirat (07/05/2014) [-]
It is my fapping hand
User avatar #5 to #4 - aboringfly (07/05/2014) [-]
Owww, dayum, son. I bet you didn't fap much when you sent your finger to the 12th realm of torment
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