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glgallow

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:8/01/2011
Last Login:7/29/2015
Location:Texas
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Comment Ranking:#7761
Highest Content Rank:#5242
Highest Comment Rank:#7289
Content Thumbs: 216 total,  297 ,  81
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Content Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 19 Content: New Here → Level 20 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 189 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 190 Comments: Anon Annihilator
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Content Views:21572
Times Content Favorited:6 times
Total Comments Made:329
FJ Points:1111

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latest user's comments

#41 - I have a friend in the Ducati Owner's club in Minneapolis who … 07/27/2015 on Good thing the phone's ok... -1
#104 - I had a growth spurt right out of high school that put me in 3… 07/24/2015 on The difference between 5'11... 0
#13 - I come with sauce.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2015 on Jurassic Park Four +7
User avatar #30 - hashtronaut (07/18/2015) [-]
that sounds like a medical condition
#2 - Once the curtain is drawn back, it can't be closed again. 07/11/2015 on Anon fixes computers +2
#6 - This is in Indiana. I lived here. Whites(only)town... 07/05/2015 on Please Turn Right In 1 Mile 0
#3 - The end of that youtube video is the best thing on the internet. 07/05/2015 on Arnie pranks for Charity 0
#29 - Texas is the Texas of everywhere. It's THAT big.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2015 on When you try to take a... +20
#30 - bann (07/03/2015) [-]
what a beautiful place
#11 - Texas mentioned. Swell with no state income tax.  [+] (24 new replies) 07/02/2015 on When you try to take a... +144
#85 - PSpepper (07/03/2015) [-]
#80 - mrstinkybutt (07/03/2015) [-]
Ah yeah texas
#78 - atomicjojo (07/03/2015) [-]
yes, keep relying on our state's income taxes instead -.- meh, i actualy may be movign to texass soon. some parts are cool, but so far, every texan i've met is a pretentious idiot... :/ and no, not a libtard, i live in the south.
#94 - battletechmech (07/03/2015) [-]
if you restrict your experience of Texans to what you see on Funnyjunk and in Dallas, you're only going to be disappointed.
#75 - helgheimftw (07/03/2015) [-]
#68 - anon (07/03/2015) [-]
swell with measuring distance with time
#51 - notorc (07/03/2015) [-]
swell with remembering the Alamo.
User avatar #50 - butteryweiner (07/03/2015) [-]
No state income tax mentioned.
Swell with florida and mosquitos
User avatar #89 - AnomynousUser (07/03/2015) [-]
*cough* and inability to get through elections without problems *cough*
User avatar #91 - butteryweiner (07/03/2015) [-]
You have no idea. We cant even vote in our counties on tiny things without clashing.
were the melting pot of america
User avatar #92 - AnomynousUser (07/03/2015) [-]
You also have a bunch of crazy druggies and old people that always make the news. I think a radio station here in Tennessee even has a "Freaky Florida" segment where they talk about the weird shit that goes down in Florida.
User avatar #95 - butteryweiner (07/03/2015) [-]
You should see what doesnt make the news.
#97 - AnomynousUser (07/03/2015) [-]
#27 - bann (07/03/2015) [-]
Holy shit, New Hampshire really is the Texas of the North! Do you guys have cheap liquor that makes your neighboring states jealous?
#88 - battletechmech (07/03/2015) [-]
Oklahomans cross the border to buy booze at our liquor stores before hopping the border again.
#93 - anon (07/03/2015) [-]
Im from tulsa oklahoma and i confirm. I make a monthly booze run and buy several hundred dollars of hootch per trip
#99 - bann (07/03/2015) [-]
The good way to do it!
#73 - thetoasterofdeath (07/03/2015) [-]
it really is
User avatar #62 - raindragon (07/03/2015) [-]
I was looking into moving to New Hampshire (never did)- conceal carry is easy to acquire ($10 and a form), votes are counted in public view to reduce chance of tampering, and MY favorite: Article 10 of the New Hampshire constitution- "Right to Revolution." The citizens' right to revolt against the government is protected in NH. Awesome sauce.
#71 - bann (07/03/2015) [-]
Holy shit, I lived here all my life and I didn't know that one. Doesn't make it into the schools I guess...this is great!
#58 - anon (07/03/2015) [-]
Hell yeah, New Hampshire has the cheapest tobacco and alcohol, plus no sales tax. Also, many of us (not all) would strongly prefer if you didn't confiscate our weapons.....we get lots of Canadians, but they are the rude french ones who aren't sorry.
#38 - wraithguard (07/03/2015) [-]
Not cheaper, but more potent.
#29 - glgallow (07/03/2015) [-]
Texas is the Texas of everywhere. It's THAT big.
#30 - bann (07/03/2015) [-]
what a beautiful place
#10 - ayy 07/02/2015 on When you try to take a... +1
#16 - Runs like a dream on my 6+. and the graphics are surprisingly crisp. 06/20/2015 on Everyone is posting Fallout... 0
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