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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:7/30/2009
Last Login:8/22/2016
Location:Layton Utah
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I was a mod at one time I also shitposted the fj pony thread from like summer 2012-2015 we were known as the Official Skype Faggots

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#1372946 - it'd make more sense if the Pringles lid fit on the bottom of the can  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2016 on Pony Thread 15. 0
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#1372948 - leonhardt (08/22/2016) [-]
It does tho
#1370671 - >chronic insomnia >4:30 am >ishiggydiggy 08/16/2016 on Pony Thread 15. 0
#42 - phanacT??  [+] (19 new replies) 08/15/2016 on R.I.P the worlds coolest NB... +1
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#43 - phanact (08/16/2016) [-]
Nah mine is an NA which means first generation. NB means second generation
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#84 - quesocnkane (08/16/2016) [-]
Wow Phanact, I didn't know you had a Miata.

I respect you 18% more now
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#86 - phanact (08/16/2016) [-]
Yeh I do. Its a 1990 NA, in white, with a NA6 engine from a 1992. It has like 250k miles on it, and it just always has problem after problem but when it works its amazing.
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#87 - quesocnkane (08/16/2016) [-]
My fun car is a 1990 Mustang GT

Nearly everything on it is custom built for drifting. Makes 327hp N/A, and is an absolute BLASt to drive.

I've always wanted a Miata with 9" tires on all 4 corners with some super sticky tires. Love those cars.
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#88 - phanact (08/16/2016) [-]
Ohh shit that's pretty awesomely powerful. For my fast vehicle I daily a white fz6r
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#89 - quesocnkane (08/16/2016) [-]
Fuck yeah m8. My DD is a 2003 Honda Pilot.

Not fast, but it sure makes getting groceries waaaaay easier.
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#90 - phanact (08/16/2016) [-]
Oh yeah I can't daily an SUV

I'll never own one
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#91 - quesocnkane (08/16/2016) [-]
I thought the same thing, but after having it a few years I don't think I'll ever not own a larger vehicle.

I need to be able to tow my car to and from drift events, plus jacks, jack stands, 10 or 12 extra pair of tires, extra wheels, oil, tools.... It's super nice.

You should start posting some content on your Miata, even if its just stock. I'd like to see more car content on this site. Once my fender flares show up and my car looks "pretty" I'm gonna start posting comps of my drifting/build process.
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#93 - phanact (08/16/2016) [-]
Nahhh I don't like that. I am, however, starting to motovlog
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#45 - frenzyhero (08/16/2016) [-]
ND is best miata tho
if we're not talking about the limited editions
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#85 - phanact (08/16/2016) [-]
Its pretty nice
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#94 - frenzyhero (08/16/2016) [-]
it looks like a mini ferrari
#47 - anon (08/16/2016) [-]
Only thing i dont like about the ND miata is even the club spec has squishy suspension. I much prefer feeling planted through high speed corners
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#139 - phanact (08/16/2016) [-]
Miatas are supposed to be bouncy
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#52 - frenzyhero (08/16/2016) [-]
you can change your suspension easily though
#56 - anon (08/16/2016) [-]
Yea, for 3-5k if you dont want to high rise on a leaf. Not knocking the car, they just dont engage me as much as others
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#74 - frenzyhero (08/16/2016) [-]
But all Miatas have had soft setups.
#77 - anon (08/16/2016) [-]
Yea, great cars for playing, but im happy with my frs. Tuner and exhaust for now, planning on turbo setup but thats down the road a bir
#78 - anon (08/16/2016) [-]
Bit*
#65 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 08/15/2016 on UpTrump +1
#122 - jaggsauce (08/15/2016) [-]
is it really beyond your imagination that there are people out there who genuinely dislike America?...
there are hundreds if not hundreds of thousands of reasons to dislike America.

please don't ask me to list them though..
but a few examples is the chaos you've caused this past decade and a half, and forgiving japanese chemical warcrimes in exchange for their research results...
or what about the blatant corruption during this current election??
the fact you call yourself a democratic nation is a joke at this point. Literally.

but the list has at least a hundred more things to point out, so you catch my drift..

also "this is bait" pictures are overused... sometimes people just post them in order to end a debate before it starts.
#149 - anon (08/15/2016) [-]
You and your pal zippy should start a cöcksücking workshop..
Alex Jones becomes a Super Saiyan
#157 - jaggsauce (08/16/2016) [-]
there is no demand for such a business, i'm afraid....
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#66 - zipov (08/15/2016) [-]
I'm not baiting.
I really hate America.
#2181415 - 420 weed 08/14/2016 on FJ Backroom 0
#2181414 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2016 on FJ Backroom 0
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#2181420 - Pleinair (08/14/2016) [-]
Sup?
#131135 - Picture 08/14/2016 on Nice Board :-) +2
#74 - nice blue name 08/14/2016 on CLOSED- Arceus NA code... 0
#129310 - **glasssmasher used "*roll picture*"** **glasssmasher rolle…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/14/2016 on Nice Board :-) +1
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#129314 - knjklj (08/14/2016) [-]
dndxplain
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#130023 - dndxplain (08/14/2016) [-]
this wounds me
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#130027 - knjklj (08/14/2016) [-]
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#130029 - dndxplain (08/14/2016) [-]
though even if you're allowing natural 20s on skill checks, that doesn't make too much sense anyway. a natural 20 ride check would probably allow you to stay in place, but you'd wind up having to roll climb for the animal with some hefty penalties
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#130032 - knjklj (08/14/2016) [-]
Man, I don't know anything about D&D, like ANYTHING!
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#130034 - dndxplain (08/14/2016) [-]
I recommend, if you're interesting in learning, that you check out pathfinder
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#130038 - knjklj (08/14/2016) [-]
Pathfinder?
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#130042 - dndxplain (08/14/2016) [-]
it's like dungeons and dragons 3.5e, but not shittily put together and poorly balanced.

which doesn't mean much to you right now, so don't worry about it.

basically, it's an easy to learn but hard to master system
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#130047 - knjklj (08/14/2016) [-]
Ooooh, that sounds pret neat, tho doubt I could find people to play it with.

Here, www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMhFPQjGNl4 maybe you'll enjoy it. Funhaus def is awesome.
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#130050 - dndxplain (08/14/2016) [-]
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#130052 - knjklj (08/14/2016) [-]
OH GOD (that 2nd link) that is huge!
And it involves reading, one of my weaknesses! for books, at least.
#20 - **glasssmasher used "*roll 1, 0000-9999*"** **glasssmasher … 08/14/2016 on CLOSED- Arceus NA code... 0