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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:7/30/2009
Last Login:5/25/2016
Location:Layton Utah
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Comment Ranking:#26746
Highest Content Rank:#789
Highest Comment Rank:#443
Content Thumbs: 1429 total,  1687 ,  258
Comment Thumbs: 3317 total,  4785 ,  1468
Content Level Progress: 18% (9/50)
Level 111 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 112 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 86% (86/100)
Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:11
Content Views:401728
Times Content Favorited:86 times
Total Comments Made:7083
FJ Points:989
Favorite Tags: 911 (2) | ASS (2)
I was a mod at one time i also posted gaben way back when

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#1311880 - I watched season 1 and 2 then season 3 rolled around and I did… 05/08/2016 on Pony Thread 15. 0
#516 - **glasssmasher used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **glasssmasher rolls 46** 04/29/2016 on glasssmasher's profile 0
#515 - **glasssmasher used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **glasssmasher rolls 48** 04/29/2016 on glasssmasher's profile 0
#185 - Who remember? I remember  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2016 on Clever Girlfriend 0
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#186 - buttholee (04/28/2016) [-]
I didn't need to remember this

pure cancer m8
#514 - Never Forget 04/24/2016 on glasssmasher's profile 0
#45 - I'm 9 years old and I know more about politics than you.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/24/2016 on How America looks from Yurop +9
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#292 - kokanum (04/25/2016) [-]
Holiday in Cambodia
#52 - warioteam (04/24/2016) [-]
tbh i am just impressed youve been here since you were two
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#63 - sorentytoalba (04/24/2016) [-]
He inherited his fathers account.
#66 - amuzen (04/24/2016) [-]
implying someone with a funnyjunk account would actually breed.
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#67 - sorentytoalba (04/24/2016) [-]
More like adopt.
Welfare is a wonderful thing.
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#92 - freshestprince (04/24/2016) [-]
Pffft his "father" was one day driving his mother's station wagon and seen some two year old outside a school that reminded him of his loli waifu and took him home. Realised it was a loli with a dick and has been patiently been waiting for tits to grow cos it ain't gay then.
#6 - HURRRR TRUMP IS RACIST **** DONALD DRUMPH HEHEHEHAHAHHAAHAHA …  [+] (9 new replies) 04/23/2016 on Job interview -36
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#19 - europe (04/23/2016) [-]
Calm down buddy
#17 - bann (04/23/2016) [-]
Or maybe just cause that's one of his line?
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#8 - thesunpraiser (04/23/2016) [-]
I'm willing to bet you could see through your head like a telescope if you looked into your ear.
#20 - anon (04/23/2016) [-]
im keeping it
#9 - darcandkharg (04/23/2016) [-]
That's one of the gayest fucking insults I've ever read.
#10 - anon (04/23/2016) [-]
Everyone in this thread is gonna get some of this red thumb
#11 - darcandkharg (04/23/2016) [-]
Believe in yo dreamz
#21 - selfdestructo (04/23/2016) [-]
#7 - saintnovember (04/23/2016) [-]
....

I know you're allowed to be a fucking retard.

But could you please not?
#1296742 - are you the one who said I should be sorry for having my penis…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2016 on Pony Thread 15. +5
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#1296761 - phanact (04/19/2016) [-]
yes
#58 - Phanact this reminds me of you LMAO 04/15/2016 on Anon liked to roleplay as Kif 0
#1291889 - Picture 04/15/2016 on Pony Thread 15. +1

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#469 - glasssmasher (09/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by glasssmasher
#470 to #469 - hektoroftroy (09/28/2014) [-]
damn i knew it
#382 - glasssmasher (12/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#487 to #382 - alimais (11/20/2014) [-]
#516 - glasssmasher (04/29/2016) [-]
**glasssmasher used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**glasssmasher rolls 46**
#515 - glasssmasher (04/29/2016) [-]
**glasssmasher used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**glasssmasher rolls 48**
#514 - glasssmasher (04/24/2016) [-]
Never Forget
#513 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (04/12/2016) [-]
#511 - glasssmasher (03/31/2016) [-]
regnol longer

hey are you still alive?
#510 - fjponythread (12/13/2015) [-]
How do I blood DK
#509 - fluttergrey (12/11/2015) [-]
Still waiting for a reply from you on if you want to join us~
#505 - glasssmasher (09/20/2015) [-]
**glasssmasher used "*roll 1, DD Class*"**
**glasssmasher rolls Druid (Drd)**
#506 to #505 - glasssmasher (09/20/2015) [-]
**glasssmasher used "*roll 4, DD Class*"**
**glasssmasher rolls Bard (Brd)**
**glasssmasher rolls Sorcerer (Sor)**
**glasssmasher rolls Druid (Drd)**
**glasssmasher rolls Monk (Mnk)**
#502 - glasssmasher (09/18/2015) [-]
**glasssmasher used "*roll 4, cis privilege*"**
**glasssmasher rolls Use public facilities such as gym locker rooms and store changing rooms without stares, fear, or anxiety.**
**glasssmasher rolls Your identity is not considered a mental pathology (“gender identity disorder” in the DSM IV) by the psychological and medical establishments.**
**glasssmasher rolls You can easily find role models and mentors to emulate who share your identity.**
**glasssmasher rolls You are not required to undergo an extensive psychological evaluation in order to receive basic medical care.**
#503 to #502 - glasssmasher (09/18/2015) [-]
**glasssmasher used "*roll 4, cis privilege*"**
**glasssmasher rolls Use public restrooms without fear of verbal abuse, physical intimidation, or arrest**
**glasssmasher rolls Being able to tick a box on a form without someone disagreeing, and telling you not to lie. Yes, this happens.**
**glasssmasher rolls You don’t have to deal with old photographs that did not reflect who you truly are.**
**glasssmasher rolls If you end up in the emergency room, you do not have to worry that your gender will keep you from receiving appropriate treatment, or that all of your medical issues will be seen as a result of your gender.**
#504 to #503 - glasssmasher (09/18/2015) [-]
**glasssmasher used "*roll 4, cis privilege*"**
**glasssmasher rolls Your identity is not considered a mental pathology (“gender identity disorder” in the DSM IV) by the psychological and medical establishments.**
**glasssmasher rolls You have the ability to walk through the world and generally blend-in, not being constantly stared or gawked at, whispered about, pointed at, or laughed at because of your gender expression.**
**glasssmasher rolls You don’t have to deal with old photographs that did not reflect who you truly are.**
**glasssmasher rolls You have the ability to walk through the world and generally blend-in, not being constantly stared or gawked at, whispered about, pointed at, or laughed at because of your gender expression.**
#501 - glasssmasher (09/18/2015) [-]
**glasssmasher used "*roll 4, male privilege*"**
**glasssmasher rolls If you are straight and decide to have children with your partner, you can assume this will not affect your career**
**glasssmasher rolls You can practice religion without subjugating yourself or thinking of yourself as less because of your sex**
**glasssmasher rolls You’re not expected to spend excessive amounts of money on grooming, style, and appearance to fit in, while making less money than the opposite sex**
**glasssmasher rolls If you are never promoted, it isn’t because of your sex**