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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:8/27/2011
Last Login:7/28/2015
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#200 - no one can hide from him 02/23/2015 on The truth. 0
#197 - hats aren't for your ass. what are you, Australian?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2015 on The truth. 0
User avatar #199 - thatlittledoll (02/23/2015) [-]
*hides*
#200 - glassofmilk (02/23/2015) [-]
no one can hide from him
#192 - i feel...like a slice of butter. meltin over a big ole pile o…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/23/2015 on The truth. 0
User avatar #194 - thatlittledoll (02/23/2015) [-]
that sounds really nice compared to my sunburned back and aching legs... lucky ass hat
User avatar #197 - glassofmilk (02/23/2015) [-]
hats aren't for your ass. what are you, Australian?
User avatar #199 - thatlittledoll (02/23/2015) [-]
*hides*
#200 - glassofmilk (02/23/2015) [-]
no one can hide from him
User avatar #195 - compared (02/23/2015) [-]
Hey Josh, thanks for using a comparison. Hope you are well.
User avatar #196 - thatlittledoll (02/23/2015) [-]
(:
#185 - my one regret is I can only downvote this once  [+] (8 new replies) 02/23/2015 on The truth. 0
User avatar #190 - thatlittledoll (02/23/2015) [-]
how does it feel to be a party pooper?
User avatar #192 - glassofmilk (02/23/2015) [-]
i feel...like a slice of butter. meltin over a big ole pile of flapjacks.

yeah
User avatar #194 - thatlittledoll (02/23/2015) [-]
that sounds really nice compared to my sunburned back and aching legs... lucky ass hat
User avatar #197 - glassofmilk (02/23/2015) [-]
hats aren't for your ass. what are you, Australian?
User avatar #199 - thatlittledoll (02/23/2015) [-]
*hides*
#200 - glassofmilk (02/23/2015) [-]
no one can hide from him
User avatar #195 - compared (02/23/2015) [-]
Hey Josh, thanks for using a comparison. Hope you are well.
User avatar #196 - thatlittledoll (02/23/2015) [-]
(:
#449 - well its a sausagefest here so it may be the lesser of two evils 02/08/2014 on Don't be... (Military... 0
#28 - in a perfect world... 02/08/2014 on many will cry over this? +2
#446 - I envy you right now. im in Groton, ct. it took me twenty mi…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/08/2014 on Don't be... (Military... 0
#448 - ketsianto (02/08/2014) [-]
i wouldnt say that. our base has its own version of gonorrhea ...
User avatar #449 - glassofmilk (02/08/2014) [-]
well its a sausagefest here so it may be the lesser of two evils
#444 - oh **** youre on shore duty?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/08/2014 on Don't be... (Military... 0
#445 - ketsianto (02/08/2014) [-]
Pensacola fl...don't let the Florida part fool you...it has the weather of Alabama swamps
User avatar #446 - glassofmilk (02/08/2014) [-]
I envy you right now. im in Groton, ct. it took me twenty minutes to clear all the snow and ice off my car. and at least you have women on your base
#448 - ketsianto (02/08/2014) [-]
i wouldnt say that. our base has its own version of gonorrhea ...
User avatar #449 - glassofmilk (02/08/2014) [-]
well its a sausagefest here so it may be the lesser of two evils
#442 - youre not missing out on much. seven months underwater isn't …  [+] (6 new replies) 02/08/2014 on Don't be... (Military... 0
#443 - ketsianto (02/08/2014) [-]
true but imagine spending your whole life and a year in school just to get the same call everyday:" hey IT2 could you send a tech to fix our printer...its jammed again...yeah thanks..."
User avatar #444 - glassofmilk (02/08/2014) [-]
oh shit youre on shore duty?
#445 - ketsianto (02/08/2014) [-]
Pensacola fl...don't let the Florida part fool you...it has the weather of Alabama swamps
User avatar #446 - glassofmilk (02/08/2014) [-]
I envy you right now. im in Groton, ct. it took me twenty minutes to clear all the snow and ice off my car. and at least you have women on your base
#448 - ketsianto (02/08/2014) [-]
i wouldnt say that. our base has its own version of gonorrhea ...
User avatar #449 - glassofmilk (02/08/2014) [-]
well its a sausagefest here so it may be the lesser of two evils
#440 - Fire Control Technician. im a submariner  [+] (8 new replies) 02/08/2014 on Don't be... (Military... 0
#441 - ketsianto (02/08/2014) [-]
oh. bad ass. i would have does sub but i have some bone thing. apparently the compression would increase the risk of damage or some shit. so instead i chose information systems technician
User avatar #442 - glassofmilk (02/08/2014) [-]
youre not missing out on much. seven months underwater isn't as luxurious as youd think hah
#443 - ketsianto (02/08/2014) [-]
true but imagine spending your whole life and a year in school just to get the same call everyday:" hey IT2 could you send a tech to fix our printer...its jammed again...yeah thanks..."
User avatar #444 - glassofmilk (02/08/2014) [-]
oh shit youre on shore duty?
#445 - ketsianto (02/08/2014) [-]
Pensacola fl...don't let the Florida part fool you...it has the weather of Alabama swamps
User avatar #446 - glassofmilk (02/08/2014) [-]
I envy you right now. im in Groton, ct. it took me twenty minutes to clear all the snow and ice off my car. and at least you have women on your base
#448 - ketsianto (02/08/2014) [-]
i wouldnt say that. our base has its own version of gonorrhea ...
User avatar #449 - glassofmilk (02/08/2014) [-]
well its a sausagefest here so it may be the lesser of two evils

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User avatar #24 - drooms ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
How's the army?
User avatar #18 - konradkurze (09/07/2013) [-]
BEWARE
Navy Cat will be your admiral by xmas
User avatar #19 to #18 - glassofmilk (09/07/2013) [-]
well sheeeit
#20 to #19 - konradkurze (09/07/2013) [-]
cats are taking over the military
#21 to #20 - glassofmilk (09/07/2013) [-]
oh **** son hide your dogs
#22 to #21 - konradkurze (09/07/2013) [-]
wont work
they step outside EVER, the snipers get them
#23 to #22 - glassofmilk (09/08/2013) [-]
OH JESUS NO
User avatar #11 - drooms ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
I won't be online in starcraft for a while.
Trying to get my license.

Just thought you should know.
User avatar #12 to #11 - glassofmilk (05/21/2013) [-]
your license?
User avatar #13 to #12 - drooms ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Drivers licence that is
User avatar #14 to #13 - glassofmilk (05/21/2013) [-]
ahh well this may be the last time we speak for a while. im going to bootcamp soon and i dunno when ill be able to get my compiter
User avatar #15 to #14 - drooms ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Kh I see.
Well that's really unfortunate.
I'll try to stay im touch.
User avatar #16 to #15 - glassofmilk (05/21/2013) [-]
hah alright
if not, ill be back in a few months
dont you go dying on me
User avatar #17 to #16 - drooms ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
I'll do my best.
User avatar #10 - drooms ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
Message things bugged
Sup?
User avatar #5 - drooms ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
Are you there?
User avatar #6 to #5 - glassofmilk (05/14/2013) [-]
i went on last night but didnt see any messages or anything :C
User avatar #7 to #6 - drooms ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
I posted on your profile
Wanna play now?
User avatar #8 to #7 - glassofmilk (05/14/2013) [-]
hold on a minute im eating
User avatar #9 to #8 - drooms ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
Alright pm when rdy
User avatar #4 - drooms ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
Yeah I've added you
User avatar #3 - drooms ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
There we go.
Also this profile needs more comments.
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