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gjtz

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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: Nice try Admin.
Consoles Owned: PC, PS3
Video Games Played: Mass Effect, Far Cry, Battlefield, Terraria, Starbound, Warface, TF2,
Date Signed Up:7/21/2011
Last Login:8/02/2015
Location:Southern US
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#7715
Comment Ranking:#959
Highest Content Rank:#368
Highest Comment Rank:#232
Content Thumbs: 12339 total,  13836 ,  1497
Comment Thumbs: 18121 total,  20350 ,  2229
Content Level Progress: 24.7% (247/1000)
Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 24.2% (242/1000)
Level 315 Comments: Wizard → Level 316 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:84
Content Views:107062
Times Content Favorited:1673 times
Total Comments Made:2775
FJ Points:27580
Favorite Tags: accident (2) | car (2) | Crash (2) | Dildo (2) | fire (2) | Fireman (2) | of (2) | ponies (2) | webm (2)
I was told I could do anything, but nobody told me I had to get a degree to do it.

latest user's comments

#11 - Picture 07/06/2015 on Describe Your Sex Life 0
#94 - **gjtz used "*roll picture*"** **gjtz rolled image ** 07/06/2015 on Try out new ROLL BUTTON 0
#7 - I hope John Cena never gets old. 07/06/2015 on You cant see this post -1
#538 - **gjtz used "*roll picture*"** **gjtz rolled image ** 07/05/2015 on This is your new pet 0
#1439 - **gjtz used "*roll picture*"** **gjtz rolled image ** 07/03/2015 on You have to eat what you... 0
#6 - Picture 07/03/2015 on John Cena Compilation 0
#3 - Picture 07/03/2015 on when you havin a bad day +2
#1 - This needs to be made into a saiyan gif. 07/03/2015 on envy made hittin Kolo Ola 0
#13 - Wait, can you guys not tell if you have a clean butthole witho… 07/03/2015 on Plausible Question 0
#3 - This is why your parents tell you not to meet strange people o… 07/03/2015 on /k/ - brownies 0
#10 - Nope 07/03/2015 on tech savvy demons 0
#9 - Picture  [+] (25 new replies) 07/02/2015 on Outside is fucking crazy man! +345
#144 - becauseoprahsaidso (07/02/2015) [-]
User avatar #126 - supercookieduster (07/02/2015) [-]
2cheeki2breeki
User avatar #54 - handerpants (07/02/2015) [-]
Cheeki Breeki BOOM
#44 - apurpleliger (07/02/2015) [-]
#139 - CAPSEDDIE (07/02/2015) [-]
#33 - kacem (07/02/2015) [-]
User avatar #142 - seancwatts (07/02/2015) [-]
It doesnt even look like he really needed to kick it to save anyone lol
User avatar #129 - respirator (07/02/2015) [-]
Badass, a little higher with the grenade next time though.
User avatar #56 - dinonator (07/02/2015) [-]
pepsi?
#43 - cigma (07/02/2015) [-]
Lieutenant Buzzkill reports:

Upon a closer inspection, it seems that the thing that comes out flying it's the man's protective gear. However It's pretty obvious that his leg may have serious injuries if the explosion was strong enough to rip his leg piece.
User avatar #164 - greedtheavaricious (07/03/2015) [-]
>Buzzkill
>Good news

Nigga you fucking what.
#167 - cigma (07/03/2015) [-]
I once did the same thing, and people boo me.
User avatar #131 - yaybacon (07/02/2015) [-]
It's not a buzzkill if it makes me feel better.
#83 - karsk (07/02/2015) [-]
Can confirm this guy's statement.
The police officer survived without having to amputate his leg and is recovering.
The video itself is from Bangkok in Thailand during the political crisis in 2014.
User avatar #159 - wtfduud (07/02/2015) [-]
Balls of steel.
And feet apparently.
User avatar #120 - kompel (07/02/2015) [-]
He is a brave man.
#40 - holololland (07/02/2015) [-]
MY LEG!
#169 - straightpride (07/03/2015) [-]
When ever there is an explosion in Spongebob
Every

Single

Time
User avatar #37 - midnitetokerz (07/02/2015) [-]
Is that a fucking grenade?
User avatar #42 - jbabco (07/02/2015) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #51 - nilesfam (07/02/2015) [-]
Is this the point when they set up snipers to kill off the grenade-throwers? Seems like a decent response, but apparently everybody is getting mad about the snipers. I feel like America would do the exact same shit the second a rioter used weapons on police, it's actually a pretty efficient way to only maim those committing deadly crimes.
#98 - anon (07/02/2015) [-]
Depends if the person that threw a grenade is black or not.
User avatar #87 - tehfalconguy (07/02/2015) [-]
If people are gonna cry about rioters getting bullets in their faces when they're throwing fucking LIVE FRAG GRENADES AT POLICE they're past the point of reason.
#30 - comradegeneral (07/02/2015) [-]
#11 - ryix (07/02/2015) [-]
This gets me everytime
#74 - Picture 06/30/2015 on A game 0
#1417 - **gjtz used "*roll picture*"** **gjtz rolled image ** 06/29/2015 on These are your new PARENTS 0
#6 - Holy cow A true oldfag 06/29/2015 on My Funnyjunk Anniversary 0
#4 - Picture 06/28/2015 on sidebackflip +12
#11 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 06/28/2015 on NASA is moe +96
User avatar #47 - uguuu (06/29/2015) [-]
Reminds me of this [Vinesauce] Vinny - Tomodachi Life: Greatest Hits
User avatar #28 - labree (06/29/2015) [-]
smo smo smo SMO SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY
User avatar #16 - arandomanon (06/28/2015) [-]
The soviet anthem is just hilarious.
#49 - spetsnaztm (06/29/2015) [-]
I didn't even realize that was it until halfway through.
And it could be Russian as well - Only difference between Soviet and Russian anthem is the wordage.
User avatar #64 - arandomanon (06/29/2015) [-]
I didn't know about that.
#15 - subadanus (06/28/2015) [-]
mama mia papa pia
baby got a
diaREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#3 - They totally end up getting married 06/28/2015 on Anon fights his cunt neighbor +33
#47 - Sure 06/28/2015 on Fire away fu-fu-fu-fuck... +1
#10 - Yes. 06/28/2015 on Wallpaper Dump 1/? 0
#1 - Picture 06/28/2015 on YOU ARE A GREAT DOCTOR +1
#2 - What's the name of the game?  [+] (9 new replies) 06/28/2015 on mr skeltal spooks again +2
User avatar #99 - tehlulzbringer (06/28/2015) [-]
extraterrestrial: confinement
User avatar #46 - buttinspecter (06/28/2015) [-]
Aliens: Not Colonial Marines.
User avatar #31 - galkawhm (06/28/2015) [-]
Battletoads 4: Revenge of the Frogs
User avatar #11 - hkd (06/28/2015) [-]
ET: All Alone.
#7 - herosoldier (06/28/2015) [-]
Alien: Isolation
User avatar #6 - PenguinsOfMars (06/28/2015) [-]
sonics the name
speed is my game
User avatar #4 - vorarephilia (06/28/2015) [-]
Extraterrestrial: what you feel when you see happy couples walk down the street.
#5 - OtisMcWonderful (06/28/2015) [-]
tfw
#3 - hueman (06/28/2015) [-]
Ayy Lmao: Confinement
#5 - Picture 06/28/2015 on feels 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (29 new replies) 06/28/2015 on A John Cena Christmas +457
User avatar #115 - vocarius (06/28/2015) [-]
E C DUB E C DUB E C DUB
User avatar #114 - duelknight (06/28/2015) [-]
Man those where either some light ass chairs or some really crazy jacked fans.
User avatar #67 - pocketstooheavy (06/28/2015) [-]
"Stop the chairs!"
User avatar #118 - demonbreadofnorth (06/28/2015) [-]
dont stop, throwing....
User avatar #65 - AreyouSerious (06/28/2015) [-]
ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW!
#49 - jibb (06/28/2015) [-]
>Give me a bullet!
#47 - DeathclawRulez (06/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #95 - mrzgecko (06/28/2015) [-]
This is legit better than the Content
User avatar #72 - hxhmaniac (06/28/2015) [-]
of course you would be here.
User avatar #73 - DeathclawRulez (06/28/2015) [-]
If i wasn't you'd probably mention me again.
User avatar #74 - hxhmaniac (06/28/2015) [-]
is that a bad thing?
#60 - DahColeTrain (06/28/2015) [-]
Yeah, what was Rhyno's general plan there?
User avatar #101 - failtolawl (06/28/2015) [-]
it's scripted.

first 2 rows of the crowd are actors.
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User avatar #120 - whiteniggers (06/28/2015) [-]
i've been in the first row before, and i'm not a fucking actor
User avatar #94 - europe (06/28/2015) [-]
Revenge
User avatar #44 - infurnus (06/28/2015) [-]
What is this? Gmod?
#39 - swiftblood (06/28/2015) [-]
best thing ive seen in 3 months
#33 - meunlu (06/28/2015) [-]
"DO NOT THROW CHAIRS INTO THE RING"
"KEEP THROWING CHAIRS!"
User avatar #56 - IamSofaKingdom (06/28/2015) [-]
After he yells "stop throwing chairs" some douche in the crowd can be heard faintly yelling "keep throwing chairs"
#29 - anon (06/28/2015) [-]
"STOP THE CHAIRS!"

*one guy throws a trash can*
#24 - Minnesota (06/28/2015) [-]
The announcer said "Do not throw chairs!"
The audience said "No."
#20 - poutinesalad (06/28/2015) [-]
Holy shit, that wouldnt just cause a nigga moment, thats would cause a niggapocalypse
#15 - qtrfuckinghazard (06/28/2015) [-]
Ok somebody is going to get hurt and it would not be acting.
#11 - anon (06/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #7 - brackgrapple (06/28/2015) [-]
Fighting Beowulf mains
User avatar #5 - roguekilla (06/28/2015) [-]
Chair bukkake.
User avatar #10 - StickyTissueLoLz (06/28/2015) [-]
Chairkakke
User avatar #3 - iamnotgoodwithname (06/28/2015) [-]
"have a seat"
#125 - Picture 06/28/2015 on Post your favorite wallpaper 0

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User avatar #19 - touches ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #17 - anonshenanigans (03/17/2015) [-]
Thank you for your services.
User avatar #9 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
Richard, is this you?
User avatar #10 to #9 - gjtz ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
If you're asking for Dick, you've come to the right place.
I don't even know a Richard. Sorry bruh.
User avatar #11 to #10 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
I just saw a post where you had a kid and lost motivation for the gym. Have a friend who's going through the same thing. Good luck though.
User avatar #12 to #11 - gjtz ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Check on ibowtobacon, he made that comment.
User avatar #13 to #12 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
Annnnnnnd, im a dumbass
User avatar #14 to #13 - gjtz ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Don't worry, I'm retarded for a few hours a day too.
User avatar #8 - gugek (03/04/2015) [-]
hey, i love you.
#6 - thelizardlord (02/14/2015) [-]
I did not forget
#7 to #6 - gjtz ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #4 - alexclement (08/02/2013) [-]
Do you want your FJ points? Only use is in items game and you don't play,
#5 to #4 - gjtz ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
I'm still waiting for the FJ Store.
I'm still waiting for the FJ Store.
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