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gjtz

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Date Signed Up:7/21/2011
Location:Southern US
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I was told I could do anything, but nobody told me I had to get a degree to do it.

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#4 - I . . . Fail to see how that relates to a spider being in my m…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/05/2016 on Faiyah +1
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#5 - muffintime (08/05/2016) [-]
just keep your eyes closed, nothing can hurt you then
#7 - dirtydollar (08/05/2016) [-]
Pfffft.
#13 - kaboomz (08/05/2016) [-]
dat bird
#3 - Picture 08/05/2016 on Rocket 0
#2 - One time at a house fire, I had just finished suiting up in my…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/05/2016 on Faiyah +8
#6 - misterautismo (08/05/2016) [-]
im getting ready to take mod 4 soon then my live burn. any tips?
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#11 - gjtz (08/05/2016) [-]
The main thing that kicked my ass was properly breathing while on air. I had just gotten over being sick, and I had to stop after each interior task we did to take a break. Try for long breaths that fill your lungs, and exhale as slowly as you can manage. Breathing slower is a bit more relaxing, if you can say that, and if you focus a bit on breathing it'll keep you from having a panic attack or something.
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#3 - muffintime (08/05/2016) [-]
My chief told me that fire can't hurt you if you close your eyes and spray at it. I assume that rule applies for spiders to.
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#4 - gjtz (08/05/2016) [-]
I . . . Fail to see how that relates to a spider being in my mask . . .
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#5 - muffintime (08/05/2016) [-]
just keep your eyes closed, nothing can hurt you then
#7 - dirtydollar (08/05/2016) [-]
Pfffft.
#13 - kaboomz (08/05/2016) [-]
dat bird
#35 - Like others have said: this could be a training exercise, and … 08/04/2016 on Ex-Wife +6
#15 - This is the rifle after all the work I've done. It's not stell…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2016 on Kill... Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... +1
#35 - supersixfourr (08/04/2016) [-]
Well done sir, I leave you a subtle and well earned "waahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
#13 - This is a picture from a few months ago, cropped to hide my au…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/04/2016 on Kill... Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... +5
#38 - upyourarsinal (08/04/2016) [-]
dude you fucking own that shit right there man
#40 - dsparil (08/04/2016) [-]
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>right there
>right there
>right there
#18 - anon (08/04/2016) [-]
Your hair and beard needs a little more length, otherwise 9/10 mate
#14 - supersixfourr (08/04/2016) [-]
Wow, thats pretty fucking good actually! I wanted to do a cosplay of Big Boss as well from MGS3, but I lack the time and effort.

Overall, I rate 9.5/10, the gun could be better but it's not really an issue
#15 - gjtz (08/04/2016) [-]
This is the rifle after all the work I've done. It's not stellar, but it was my first time doing paint work on plastic and I'm happy with how it came out.

Only problem is how I made the suppressor: a piece of PVC, painted, and stuffed with plumbing insulation to stay on the barrel. It bent over time so now its kind of crooked. Also, ignore the safety, just now noticed it.
#35 - supersixfourr (08/04/2016) [-]
Well done sir, I leave you a subtle and well earned "waahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
#2 - What the ****, man How does this even happen? I'…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2016 on Word play +10
#6 - bigjinfinity (08/04/2016) [-]
here you go
#7 - I hope my Big Boss cosplay never ends up in one of these comps.  [+] (8 new replies) 08/04/2016 on Kill... Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... +3
#11 - supersixfourr (08/04/2016) [-]
Can we... See it?
#13 - gjtz (08/04/2016) [-]
This is a picture from a few months ago, cropped to hide my autsimo room. Been a project since MGS:V launched last year. First time wearing it is going to be DragonCon this year, so I'm sure a few pictures will end up floating around.

Since I took the pic, I've done extra work on the M16, including a desert/dirty paint scheme and made a suppressor. Was intending on growing out my hair to be the same length as Venon Snake's, but I'm a pussy and it got unbearable in the heat. So I'll just screenshot a picture of the Avatar character from in-game looking a bit like me and call it good.
#38 - upyourarsinal (08/04/2016) [-]
dude you fucking own that shit right there man
#40 - dsparil (08/04/2016) [-]
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>right there
>right there
>right there
#18 - anon (08/04/2016) [-]
Your hair and beard needs a little more length, otherwise 9/10 mate
#14 - supersixfourr (08/04/2016) [-]
Wow, thats pretty fucking good actually! I wanted to do a cosplay of Big Boss as well from MGS3, but I lack the time and effort.

Overall, I rate 9.5/10, the gun could be better but it's not really an issue
#15 - gjtz (08/04/2016) [-]
This is the rifle after all the work I've done. It's not stellar, but it was my first time doing paint work on plastic and I'm happy with how it came out.

Only problem is how I made the suppressor: a piece of PVC, painted, and stuffed with plumbing insulation to stay on the barrel. It bent over time so now its kind of crooked. Also, ignore the safety, just now noticed it.
#35 - supersixfourr (08/04/2016) [-]
Well done sir, I leave you a subtle and well earned "waahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
#4 - lol sorry you guys have to look at my autismo roll.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/04/2016 on hero +62
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#35 - littlemachine (08/04/2016) [-]
Hey...I kekked
#15 - dsparil (08/04/2016) [-]
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but he was a good boy
#52 - thememegod (08/04/2016) [-]
a very good boy....
#3 - **gjtz used "*roll picture*"** **gjtz rolled image ** Tha…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/04/2016 on hero +152
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#58 - glitchduck (08/04/2016) [-]
Probably was ill or injured I don't think they would put a healthy dog down because of it's age
#45 - anon (08/04/2016) [-]
Yeah, but forces dogs are only kept until their abilities start to degrade.
They retire age 9 and if their handler doesn't want to adopt them, they put them down since they can't be rehomed as civilian pets.

There is likely nothing wrong with that dog, it is just no longer useful and has been replaced.
#72 - anon (08/04/2016) [-]
first-class retard
#69 - anon (08/04/2016) [-]
Most K-9 units, once they are too old, are either given away or adopted by the person that owned them. A handler of a K-9 unit usually has a very close bond with his or her dog, and wants to keep them.
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#4 - gjtz (08/04/2016) [-]
lol sorry you guys have to look at my autismo roll.
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#35 - littlemachine (08/04/2016) [-]
Hey...I kekked
#15 - dsparil (08/04/2016) [-]
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but he was a good boy
#52 - thememegod (08/04/2016) [-]
a very good boy....