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gjtz

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:7/21/2011
Location:Southern US
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I was told I could do anything, but nobody told me I had to get a degree to do it.

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#4 - I . . . Fail to see how that relates to a spider being in my m…  [+] (3 replies) 08/05/2016 on Faiyah +1
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#5 - muffintime (08/05/2016) [-]
just keep your eyes closed, nothing can hurt you then
#7 - dirtydollar (08/05/2016) [-]
Pfffft.
#13 - kaboomz (08/05/2016) [-]
dat bird
#3 - Picture 08/05/2016 on Rocket 0
#2 - One time at a house fire, I had just finished suiting up in my…  [+] (7 replies) 08/05/2016 on Faiyah +8
#6 - misterautismo (08/05/2016) [-]
im getting ready to take mod 4 soon then my live burn. any tips?
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#11 - gjtz (08/05/2016) [-]
The main thing that kicked my ass was properly breathing while on air. I had just gotten over being sick, and I had to stop after each interior task we did to take a break. Try for long breaths that fill your lungs, and exhale as slowly as you can manage. Breathing slower is a bit more relaxing, if you can say that, and if you focus a bit on breathing it'll keep you from having a panic attack or something.
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#3 - muffintime (08/05/2016) [-]
My chief told me that fire can't hurt you if you close your eyes and spray at it. I assume that rule applies for spiders to.
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#4 - gjtz (08/05/2016) [-]
I . . . Fail to see how that relates to a spider being in my mask . . .
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#5 - muffintime (08/05/2016) [-]
just keep your eyes closed, nothing can hurt you then
#7 - dirtydollar (08/05/2016) [-]
Pfffft.
#13 - kaboomz (08/05/2016) [-]
dat bird
#15 - This is the rifle after all the work I've done. It's not stell…  [+] (1 reply) 08/04/2016 on Kill... Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... +1
#35 - supersixfourr (08/04/2016) [-]
Well done sir, I leave you a subtle and well earned "waahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
#13 - This is a picture from a few months ago, cropped to hide my au…  [+] (6 replies) 08/04/2016 on Kill... Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... +5
#38 - upyourarsinal (08/04/2016) [-]
dude you fucking own that shit right there man
#40 - dsparil (08/04/2016) [-]
**dsparil used "*roll picture*"**
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>right there
>right there
>right there
#18 - anon (08/04/2016) [-]
Your hair and beard needs a little more length, otherwise 9/10 mate
#14 - supersixfourr (08/04/2016) [-]
Wow, thats pretty fucking good actually! I wanted to do a cosplay of Big Boss as well from MGS3, but I lack the time and effort.

Overall, I rate 9.5/10, the gun could be better but it's not really an issue
#15 - gjtz (08/04/2016) [-]
This is the rifle after all the work I've done. It's not stellar, but it was my first time doing paint work on plastic and I'm happy with how it came out.

Only problem is how I made the suppressor: a piece of PVC, painted, and stuffed with plumbing insulation to stay on the barrel. It bent over time so now its kind of crooked. Also, ignore the safety, just now noticed it.
#35 - supersixfourr (08/04/2016) [-]
Well done sir, I leave you a subtle and well earned "waahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
#2 - What the ****, man How does this even happen? I'…  [+] (1 reply) 08/04/2016 on Word play +10
#6 - bigjinfinity (08/04/2016) [-]
here you go