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Gender: male
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Video Games Played: Mass Effect, Far Cry, Battlefield, Terraria, Starbound, Warface, TF2,
Date Signed Up:7/21/2011
Last Login:7/02/2015
Location:Southern US
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I was told I could do anything, but nobody told me I had to get a degree to do it.

latest user's comments

#34 - **gjtz used "*roll picture*"** **gjtz rolled image ** Thi… 03/15/2015 on 4chan Comp #5 +1
#45 - Why would you want a penis transplant? You'd have t…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/15/2015 on The Future is Now +1
User avatar #54 - whatyougot (03/15/2015) [-]
would you rather have no dick?
User avatar #57 - gjtz (03/15/2015) [-]
I don't know, man. I guess another question is: where they are getting the dick?
User avatar #61 - ScottP (03/15/2015) [-]
Maybe guys who want to be women
User avatar #63 - gjtz (03/15/2015) [-]
What if you got it from an old dude that had been dead for like 2 days? Or a car crash casualty? You'd have a haunted dick.
User avatar #80 - ryderjbudde (03/15/2015) [-]
That sounds fucking sweet.

Furthermore, if I were to die, I don't think I would have much of a problem with passing my dick along to some respectable young man or woman.

It would be nice to know a part of you will live on.
User avatar #68 - ScottP (03/15/2015) [-]
With more power to slay with
#4 - Picture 03/15/2015 on Planet Watermelon +3
#5 - I heard Mutombo in my head.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2015 on Facebook (1) +6
User avatar #6 - failmastergerg (03/15/2015) [-]
thats probably more accurate, Im too trashed to damage control on my statement
#388 - Probably thelizardlord because he's had to pick up a thing or … 03/15/2015 on If you were stuck on an... +1
#13 - Wait so was it a rocket? Or did that cute little propeller mov… 03/15/2015 on Messerschmitt Me 163 Komet 0
#3 - What the **** is an "American African accent"?  [+] (13 new replies) 03/15/2015 on Facebook (1) +55
User avatar #21 - trollmobile (03/15/2015) [-]
ghetto
User avatar #20 - tiles (03/15/2015) [-]
It's referred to as 'Ebonics'
#19 - disembob (03/15/2015) [-]
I read it in a Jamaican accent. I don't know why.
User avatar #15 - manofparody (03/15/2015) [-]
Now stay with me.. This may be far-fetched...

But I believes that racist sombich meant "African-American accent"
User avatar #13 - wearethemods (03/15/2015) [-]
Black tweets
User avatar #12 - MRfunnyFACE (03/15/2015) [-]
#10 - theblargypargler (03/15/2015) [-]
"Bix nood"
User avatar #9 - sinonyx (03/15/2015) [-]
best guess, english speaking african
User avatar #8 - mynameisgeorge (03/15/2015) [-]
Ebonics
User avatar #4 - failmastergerg (03/15/2015) [-]
said like a nigger...
#5 - gjtz (03/15/2015) [-]
I heard Mutombo in my head.
User avatar #6 - failmastergerg (03/15/2015) [-]
thats probably more accurate, Im too trashed to damage control on my statement
#8 - >European Extremely Large Telescope >Abbreviated: EE…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/15/2015 on Europe +83
#42 - newdevyx (03/15/2015) [-]
Git gud then.
User avatar #31 - nastyninja (03/15/2015) [-]
1337
User avatar #18 - ledd (03/15/2015) [-]
You forgot about one thing:
Europeans don't get their dicks hard from abbreviations, as opposed to Americans.
User avatar #25 - mrgreentabasco (03/15/2015) [-]
Excuse me ? I dont know for the others, but here in germany we LOVE abbreviations.

ARD, ZDF, WDR, RTL, BND, TÜF, GEZ, STASI, GESTAPO, VWL, BMW, VW, C&A, BRD, DDR, BSE, HIV, DRK, GbR, GmbH, THX, VHS, FSK, RAF, LSD, FKK, DVU, AKW, KKK, RHP, USW, LMAA, PLZ, UPS, DPD, BMX, BPM, XTC, EMI, CBS, BMG, ADAC, DLRG, EKZ, RTL, DFB, ABS, KMH, ICE, PVC, FCKW, HNO, EKG, AOK, LBS, WKD, IHK, UKW, NDW, BTM, BKA, LTU, TNT, THW, DPA, H&M, BSB, FDH, SED, FDJ, KDW, FAZ, BWL, FDPSPD, CDU, HSV, VfB, ABC, DAF, OMD, TM3, A&O, AEG
TUI, UVA, UVB, THC.

And these are just the famous one
#19 - boomerpyro (03/15/2015) [-]
oh we do but making a good one is hard with our hobblebobble languages
#16 - europe (03/15/2015) [-]
#65 - Yea, I fell for that like a ton of bricks. 03/15/2015 on I Cringed So Fucking Hard +1
#21 - I really don't have an excuse, actually. I drive past it twice…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2015 on Gains 0
User avatar #22 - ibowtobacon (03/15/2015) [-]
well if it make you feel better the apartments i live in has a small free gym and it is a two minute walk from my front door
#37 - dagabester (03/15/2015) [-]
Here' a few points for both of you:
1. If the gym is free access to you, then there is no point not to do it. Just get yourself to show up, then there's no way you won't workout
2. Days that I do workout I feel so much more energized and better about myself. Going to the gym is something that gives your life structure, and you may start making better decisions because of it.
3. Nothing's better than looking in the mirror every day and starting to see progress. Set a goal and see if you can actually reach it, once you reach your first goal it will be easier to continue,
#19 - FJ, I haven't been to the gym to lift in a while. I need some …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/15/2015 on Gains +1
User avatar #41 - mystacheisop (03/15/2015) [-]
When you start lifting your going to wonder why you ever stopped
User avatar #36 - rowdeemunkee (03/15/2015) [-]
Dont treat it as something you HAVE to do. You dont need to kill yourself every day at first, or even have a plan. Just go, ride a bike, walk on a treadmill. This starts a habit of going everyday, and then youll feel bad if you dont go. That worked for me anyway
User avatar #20 - ibowtobacon (03/15/2015) [-]
I was in a good workout routine until my son was born 6 months ago and haven't had time to since.....i need some motivation as well.
User avatar #21 - gjtz (03/15/2015) [-]
I really don't have an excuse, actually. I drive past it twice a day when I go to my classes.
User avatar #22 - ibowtobacon (03/15/2015) [-]
well if it make you feel better the apartments i live in has a small free gym and it is a two minute walk from my front door
#37 - dagabester (03/15/2015) [-]
Here' a few points for both of you:
1. If the gym is free access to you, then there is no point not to do it. Just get yourself to show up, then there's no way you won't workout
2. Days that I do workout I feel so much more energized and better about myself. Going to the gym is something that gives your life structure, and you may start making better decisions because of it.
3. Nothing's better than looking in the mirror every day and starting to see progress. Set a goal and see if you can actually reach it, once you reach your first goal it will be easier to continue,
#80 - >He has since led a normal life I can understand t… 03/15/2015 on oh hai +1
#12 - >The Batman one In a stiff ass suit like in the Da… 03/13/2015 on Hover hand compilation +1
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#20 - This was all I could see 03/13/2015 on Haxorus 0
#45 - You can't tell me that all of those pictures were of human beings. 03/13/2015 on FAT SHAMING FRIDAY ERRYONE 0
#6 - I was really hoping this would turn out that he wasn't cheatin…  [+] (15 new replies) 03/13/2015 on Where's the fire? +686
#70 - Rascal (03/14/2015) [-]
i am a terrible person. i thought the guy was gonna fuck his mom...
User avatar #50 - abovelawl (03/14/2015) [-]
I don't know a single married couple that still uses condoms, birth control or a vasectomy are the way to go
User avatar #45 - mrnpc (03/14/2015) [-]
I agree
#25 - Rascal (03/14/2015) [-]
same
User avatar #10 - wersand (03/13/2015) [-]
If your married and don't want more kids you probably are on BC and don't need to use condoms with your wife.
#29 - deadfed (03/14/2015) [-]
I think condoms are a more viable option as opposed to hormone treatments. Some of those birth controls really fuck up a womans body. Sometimes it helps, my ex took birth control to regulate her period so it did some good there. Id rather wear a rubber than have my girlfriend or wife unnecessarily fucking with their body chemistry.
User avatar #58 - swimmingprodigy (03/14/2015) [-]
The pill fucks up a woman's hormones, but an IUD has almost no side effects and is just as effective.
User avatar #86 - xgreenmaidenx (03/14/2015) [-]
But those things look scary. I know it won't hurt the woman wearing it, but just knowing that you have a pice of metal/plastic in there is a scary feeling.
User avatar #96 - swimmingprodigy (03/15/2015) [-]
you have pieces of metal to fill the holes in your teeth, and if you break a bone particularly hard you have pins and plates in your body as well.


It looks scary but it's so small that it really doesn't make a difference, not like she can feel it in her uterus
User avatar #41 - penileburglar (03/14/2015) [-]
Condoms are more expensive and far less reliable, and modern birth controls have far less hormones than before (especially implanted ones.) Your girlfriend is also a fairly normal case, they usually *help* people with period cramps and other issues related to female hormones.

Condoms also dull sensation are make spontaneous sex a bit harder, and multiple-round sex a hassle because you've already got semen to worry about from wherever you came the first round.

I'd never force a girl to do it, but I'm damn well prefer it to condoms. Spend the money you save to take her to a couple nice dinners a month and fuck each other senseless whenever you feel like it with more pleasure and no hassle.
User avatar #38 - wersand (03/14/2015) [-]
It is the woman's decision, and most of them opt to be on birthcontrol. Idk about other women but the girls I've been prefer the sex without the condom. (This is of course only talking about serious relationships. I use condoms with all of my flings. )
User avatar #31 - imofcnotharveydent (03/14/2015) [-]
while true, it's simply very unpractical and not necessary if no good reason to be off it.

sex every day becomes a lot of condoms if not.
User avatar #8 - clonedcommando (03/13/2015) [-]
While that's always fun to see, a cheater getting their just reward is good too.
#91 - Rascal (03/14/2015) [-]
It doesn't really feel like a "just reward".

This is one of those cases where I want her to receive half his stuff.
#24 - ohemgeezus (03/13/2015) [-]
What are you talking about? He didn't cheat, he got burnt by something
#14 - As long as I get Tuesday off, because Tuesday is gay. And we m…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2015 on Need a twink housemate +1
User avatar #42 - davidavidson (03/13/2015) [-]
huijkol;
#6 - >Family was asleep >Started watching this >Tr… 03/13/2015 on Skyrim at its best +103
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#24 - >Probably 18  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2015 on Teenage Taylor Swift 0
User avatar #141 - Nivalex (03/13/2015) [-]
HA
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#4 - Hey kid. Wanna buy a watch? 03/13/2015 on Collection of Completely... +1
#5 - Let the wave of Hartman wash over us. 03/12/2015 on Eat your vegetables +1

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User avatar #19 - touches (04/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #17 - anonshenanigans (03/17/2015) [-]
Thank you for your services.
User avatar #9 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
Richard, is this you?
User avatar #10 to #9 - gjtz (03/15/2015) [-]
If you're asking for Dick, you've come to the right place.
I don't even know a Richard. Sorry bruh.
User avatar #11 to #10 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
I just saw a post where you had a kid and lost motivation for the gym. Have a friend who's going through the same thing. Good luck though.
User avatar #12 to #11 - gjtz (03/15/2015) [-]
Check on ibowtobacon, he made that comment.
User avatar #13 to #12 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
Annnnnnnd, im a dumbass
User avatar #14 to #13 - gjtz (03/15/2015) [-]
Don't worry, I'm retarded for a few hours a day too.
User avatar #8 - gugek (03/04/2015) [-]
hey, i love you.
#6 - thelizardlord ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
I did not forget
User avatar #4 - alexclement (08/02/2013) [-]
Do you want your FJ points? Only use is in items game and you don't play,
#5 to #4 - gjtz (08/02/2013) [-]
I'm still waiting for the FJ Store.
I'm still waiting for the FJ Store.
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