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Date Signed Up:7/21/2011
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#31 - I've wanted to go to a cosplay at a con for a while, but all I…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/14/2015 on Supanova Melbourne 2015 +1
#36 - hourlyb (04/14/2015) [-]
Hopefully this link works;
Construction is EVA foam, and underlayer is of your choosing.
User avatar #33 - deadinferno (04/14/2015) [-]
EVA foam and hot glue is your best friend

Here's just a small something to start out with on basics of cutting and what you'll need

Also google pepakura, it's a very popular way of making cosplay and there's a ton of Mass Effect Armour made from it
#37 - gjtz (04/14/2015) [-]
Thanks man, I heard about using EVA foam from a friend, but the way he described it was far, far more complicated than in videos on YouTube. Not sure what I'm going to try first, but I'm sure it's going to be complicated and going to look like shit my first time around. What do most people use for rigs? Like, to hold it all together? Just slap some cloth straps or something on the inside, or is there a better alternative?
User avatar #48 - deadinferno (04/15/2015) [-]
I personally just tape it all together with black electrical tape if I need and cut it all off when the piece is done
#1 - Forgot to title your post. Also, op Bozar ftw. 04/13/2015 on New-vegas Unique Weapons... 0
#17 - The end of that .gif is pretty ******* scary for some reason.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2015 on Dang he's strong +1
User avatar #31 - cutenesseverypost (04/14/2015) [-]
its cause you didn't expect them to be spacestrodoughnots :^)
#21 - Picture 04/13/2015 on God dangit Bobby +7
#6 - Jesus I remember this video. It was one massive train wreck af… 04/13/2015 on Thumbs uhh 0
#19 - >Put your blood sword into my blood scabbard. 04/12/2015 on this is why im a lesbian 0
#34 - >Races can be divided into three groups >Caucasian, …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/12/2015 on Welcome to FunnyJunk +30
User avatar #117 - welliguessitsaname (04/13/2015) [-]
South America bruh
#114 - valygomu (04/13/2015) [-]
User avatar #47 - thatoneiranianguy (04/12/2015) [-]
Those subgroups can then also be divided into more groups and so forth.
#34 - Jesus ******* Christ, India. Slow down on the kid produ… 04/12/2015 on Crazy Websites Around the Web +46
#16 - Picture 04/12/2015 on niece 0
#37 - Good job figuring something out that has been common knowledge… 04/12/2015 on I knew that by looking at... +2
#13 - As I fireman, I hope I never find myself in situations like th…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/12/2015 on Gnarly/Strange Comp (GRAPHIC) +130
User avatar #159 - vexille (04/12/2015) [-]
Fear is a wall. You can be halted by it, you can scale or walk around it. Or better yet, you can destroy it.

Stay strong buddy.
User avatar #134 - karlthedoctor (04/12/2015) [-]
As a current student who planed out my life as going into Police and RCMP, seeing videos like the Dinkheller shooting, i have see accidents just like you, and i will admit, it terrifies me that it will be me one day, serving.

Stay strong dude, just keep doing what you do, and remember that you are not alone! Stay strong, and thank you for any service you have done to keep your country, your people, or anyone safe!
User avatar #116 - psychologyxplain (04/12/2015) [-]
I know what you mean. I was too young to help with my local ambulance corp when 9/11 happened, but it inspired me to volunteer once able so that I can help people and avenge those who died doing what I am now doing. May they forever live on in our memories. As an EMS volunteer, I send my warmest regards to you, my brother in arms. Stay safe in your fight, brother!
#5 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2015 on Webm comp 16 +82
User avatar #42 - tuodan (04/12/2015) [-]
This is amazing.
#37 - meatygoodness (04/12/2015) [-]
Gotta love Pogo
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#5 - Comment deleted 04/11/2015 on Give thumbs for FJ +326
#41 - Why don't we just go completely out on a limb and put some sho… 04/11/2015 on Smash Bros Fighter Ballot 0
#275 - Y'know, I don't really have anything in my life that I regret … 04/11/2015 on Confession time! 0
#56 - Mr. Freeze and Macho Man 04/11/2015 on almost painful 0
#24 - >No cowboy boots >No flannel shirt >No bolo t…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/11/2015 on How I imagine Texan's are. +23
User avatar #38 - Epicgetguy (04/11/2015) [-]
>Flannel shirt and Bolo tie.

We're Texas, not Arizona
User avatar #25 - Kanoah (04/11/2015) [-]
Believe it or not, that kinda shit is looked down on in my area, so the most you're gonna find is the occasional cowboy hat.
User avatar #36 - zerpderp (04/11/2015) [-]
what fucked up area do you live in the only thing on that list that isn't common where i live is bolo ties
love my flannel shirts
User avatar #50 - Kanoah (04/11/2015) [-]
And besides that, the general consensus of the white people I know is that if you're not a rancher or a genuine honest to god cowboy, wearing that stuff is retarded. It's like a white guy dressing like a gang member, or a black man in formal oriental robes just for shits and giggles.
User avatar #60 - zerpderp (04/12/2015) [-]
it's only retarded to you to me it's the norm most people around where i live wear them hell most people around where i live wear cowboy boots and the big ass buckles nonstop and the area i live in has a bunch of mexicans as well hell i'm part hispanic and they love their flannel shirts and cowboy boots more than some of the white people but also i grew up in the more country side it wasn't uncommon for us to learn to properly kill and skin a animal as soon as we were old enough to hunt which was like 5 or 6 though i do work on a ranch with a buddy of mine
User avatar #49 - Kanoah (04/11/2015) [-]
The one with a lotta mexicans
#25 - Never have to ask for source in **** again  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2015 on Image search 0
#51 - chrisfisto (04/12/2015) [-]
Just use this

User avatar #42 - yugiohkris (04/11/2015) [-]
well reverse google doesn't always work,plus its kinda hard to reverse google gifs.
#90 - I don't care about fat people anymore. I care only about my ow… 04/11/2015 on Did someone say fat shaming... +3
#40 - ‚ÄúToday marks my first State of the Union address to you, a c… 04/11/2015 on Obama's birth video +13
#151 - I guess the best way to **** your kid up is from the in… 04/11/2015 on Cringe #27 - Feminists &... 0
#148 - MFW this whole ******* post 04/11/2015 on Cringe #27 - Feminists &... +3
#80 - **gjtz used "*roll picture*"** **gjtz rolled image ** The… 04/11/2015 on What button would YOU press... 0
#21 - >Friend zoned by a prostitute You may as well kill…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2015 on 4chan Comp #26 +1
#100 - anon (04/12/2015) [-]
he wasnt friendzoned you retard
she said its fine cuz he gives her business
she just patronized him


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User avatar #19 - touches (04/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #17 - anonshenanigans (03/17/2015) [-]
Thank you for your services.
User avatar #9 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
Richard, is this you?
User avatar #10 to #9 - gjtz (03/15/2015) [-]
If you're asking for Dick, you've come to the right place.
I don't even know a Richard. Sorry bruh.
User avatar #11 to #10 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
I just saw a post where you had a kid and lost motivation for the gym. Have a friend who's going through the same thing. Good luck though.
User avatar #12 to #11 - gjtz (03/15/2015) [-]
Check on ibowtobacon, he made that comment.
User avatar #13 to #12 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
Annnnnnnd, im a dumbass
User avatar #14 to #13 - gjtz (03/15/2015) [-]
Don't worry, I'm retarded for a few hours a day too.
User avatar #8 - gugek (03/04/2015) [-]
hey, i love you.
#6 - thelizardlord (02/14/2015) [-]
I did not forget
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Do you want your FJ points? Only use is in items game and you don't play,
#5 to #4 - gjtz (08/02/2013) [-]
I'm still waiting for the FJ Store.
I'm still waiting for the FJ Store.
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